How to Get 5 Million People to Read Your Website by Matthew Inman, Ep 69

[sierraaawrr]

o.o I thought he was fat.

[YCWSAD]

totally awesome!

[tacolibre455]

the oatmeal brought me here!

[jasonanimei]

in my mind: "old round guy with no hair that is a pedo "

[deltamode8]

he's a bit better looking that i'd expect

[othrkhmerkid]

of course theoatmeal would have episode 69.

[xoSkaterChickxo]

I thought he was an old bald guy who was fat... BUT HE IS FUCKING SEXY!!!!!!

[andrealuvsjapan]

Omg, the oatmeal is so hot! I thought he was old. and round :)

[seaniescott]

i bet you everyone who went to see that searched him up when they got home

[seaniescott]

haaah, i didn't realise he was hot! at first i though he was overweight and old but then i read the post about the marathon and thought, wow, he must be really fit and younger than i thought, but he's actually good-looking!!

[YungPlayz]

I know a better way to get 1mln+ views fast for a YouTUBE video... Make a very stupid video with your friends on corresponding topic (or download it from anywhere in the Internet apart YouTUBE), upload it and call it "watch it 100,000 times and you will still laugh" or "black vs white street fight" or "(x)est (y) ever" where (x) = ANY adjective and (y) = ANY noun. And somehow that piece of crap likely will get the goddamn million of views by the end of a summer (if you do that today)...

[jadaj1998]

you (the oatmeal) deserve a LOT more time on stage.

[superstandardman]

my family is planning to eat me

oatmeal FTW! =p

[781chris]

the oatmeal is awesome...

my kitty is planning to kill me

[WindowsSoftwareDe]

hey, i am a woman with a mustache and man boobs, thats not funny

[JoTheShmo72]

So this is like TED talks, but not as good quality

[TheRaymond1997]

The Oatmeal is the awesomest thing on the internet

[idislikepink]

He's a lot cuter than I expected :O Not complaining though :D

[XDiRawrXD]

He sounds like Rod from Avenue Q.

[definitelyNOTaninja]

@lyric142 not if i get to him first >:D

[wobbygongman]

He looks like Cam Gigandet

[TERRIBLEPRODUCTIONSS]

THE FUTURE WILL BE AMAZING! WE'LL HAVE OFFICES IN THE CLOUDS AND COMMUTE TO WORK ON RAINBOWS!!!! - The Oatmeal

[TreesAndRandoms]

Wow, he's actually hot as hell.

[pewterbot9]

@TreesAndRandoms: No hetero.

[lyric142]

Q ____Q I need to track this man down and marry him.

[LeeJ2512]

i just recently discovered the oatmeal and i think ive read every one of his comics lol they are fantastic

[whybother1312]

He's hot.

[happyguy82]

Matthew you're great! I've got your book!!!

[HardTimesHardBodies]

Great ignite!

[HardTimesHardBodies]

Great ignite

[poweronia]

 Matthew Inman is the man.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

My English teacher printed out the comic "10 Words You Need To Stop Misspelling" and hung it up in the classroom.

[kuteasabutton56]

When I die and come back, I wanna be a PIG!

[HardTimesHardBodies]

@kuteasabutton56 lol

[kuteasabutton56]

@HardTimesHardBodies well, ethier that or an eagle

[lamedudexxx]

@kuteasabutton56 lol

[TheBeavisfreak]

FFFFFTTT, I love this guy. And his website.

[kolokostor]

oh my god hes hot

[sloppyjoe24]

I want to hang out with that guy.

[chefkero]

wondering can u sum up for us?

[redchief16]

7 women with mustaches + 7 men with moobs = 14 "dislikes."

[partyman52456]

@redchief16 oh wow

[trickticks]

@redchief16 8 woman

[dirtbike4life420]

oh man this guy is awesome! cant wait for the book!

[xXxGlossyLemonxXx]

Woah I pictured him as a fat ass who still lives in his parents basement! He is actually sort of hot

[PretentiousTwat]

It's funny how the audience's laughter gradually gets louder and louder and louder as his speech progresses lol.

[latviandude]

Thumbs up if you visited each site he mentioned.

[WebaholicIndia]

great vid

[stargateheaven23]

why is everyone laughing out loud? im trying to hear what he's saying. i mean yeah the comics are funny, but do people actually LOL when they read them???

[Wolfguurl]

Haha love ya Oatmeal :D

[karenmcpherson2005]

I would bear his babies too. I read every comic he makes, and every blog post. I take every quiz, I even have the Oatmeal merchandise... I love Matthew Inman. Not to mention, when you finally look him up, you find an extremely attractive man (not some creepy guy in his parents basement playing lol or wow all day). Matthew Inman, the creator of the Oatmeal... *sigh*

[pewterbot9]

@karenmcpherson2005 squoinked: "I would bear his babies too."

Hetero slut. Please, sew up your vagina so less unwanted children will be born.

[karenmcpherson2005]

@pewterbot9 Woah it is called a joke. Get over yourself.

[RustyRacoon911]

The Oatmeal is the best!

[unsteddy]

Am i the only one who pictured him as a middle-aged balding guy?

[UltraRobbie]

@unsteddy Nope.

[bart30316]

@unsteddy No...you are not...I was really confused at first when he walked on stage.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@unsteddy Probably by the way he draws the character that's supposed to be modeled after him.

[martiniuturtlini]

@unsteddy I imagined him as a turtle riding a giant tapeworm

[brokenbloodedwings]

@unsteddy no ur not O.O

[omarskats3000]

@unsteddy yes! i was sooo shocked to see that he's a young hot guy! considering his comics feature morbidly obese people! lol!

[CiIDriveDeCoach]

@unsteddy I did too, i'm kinda bummed that he's more attractive and more popular than me.

[nabilarchie]

@unsteddy with pot belly. yes. *facepalm* he's way cuter than that....

[flango8]

@unsteddy you mean like Maddox?

[ThePolarthebear]

o my god i love him!!

[trj1370]

They should keep the overall time limit, but get rid of the slide time limit. Not all slides are equal. The pacing seems forced at times.

[Poopsiechuckle]

He is so cute.

[easy30kmonthly]

Hi

Great Video.

Great Channel

Keep up the good Work!

Keith

[Nimmida]

Good job Matt !

[imsoaninja4]

nice i love the oatmeal!!!

[amazingadsteam]

Visit our web site for free traffic!!!

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[ltdltr]

hes hot and funny.... mmm

[VFVFCo68]

oatmeal is fuckin hilarious!

[mirthfuldemise]

xD this guy is a god

[wrenaria]

So much <3 for the Oatmeal. Love it. :D

[dmuth]

11 velociratpors watched this video.

[monkey314159]

Too bad he's a complete jackass if you meet him. I stopped reading his comics because of it.

[CheezyPoof09]

@monkey314159 What did he say?

[davyjames]

@monkey314159 Details please. What did he do to you?

[clicchick]

Wait, I thought the Oatmeal was an overweight, drooling man with a bushy beard? This guy is smokin!

[Jamesscalise]

@clicchick Yeah, he always draws himself as a fat guy :P

[torres0efron]

omg he's sooo hot

[Kozlaxyz]

@torres0efron lol

[CurlyMacFlurry]

i thought oatmeal was fat and ugly....and he was still epic

and he is skinny and not ugly. that's a plus<3

[placebo525]

WTF. I did not expect a guy who hides behind hilarious comics to be this cute. SERIOUSLY WTF. I WANT HIM.

[seraphxl18]

you target sub-mental depressed 15 yo girls and then name your blog perez hilton

[cannabisbroker]

Ermmmmm, so be funny and get 5 mil hits a month?

[MustLoveCookies]

This guy is just so fucking amazing.

CHEERS TO HIM.

[FinkKing]

It's definitely worth noting that he uses silly/crowd pleasing titles/sites to draw traffic to his own site.

[cmlnrowan]

This guy's funny.

Too bad he had to be a hopeless prick and diss autistic people. Over the line.

[hack0si]

@cmlnrowan

There is no line when it comes to comedy, Nothing is safe, Deal with it!

You must have a window licker for a kid or something.

[MrRoyintube]

i am a homosexual , i like him , great

[kuturekueen]

he's hot :D

[marguipico]

I just fell in love with him.

[GuruZap]

I just love that this is episode 69

[baosingsing]

The Oatmeal is awesome.

[theoriginalhelsbels]

Really funny stuff! Love it!

[brigcam]

so basically the trick is that he makes comics with top searched words in them (twilight, boobs, velociraptors...) to lure search engines to his page... well done!

[CynicalFrequency]

.....Tyler Durden?



[SebbeLundblad]

What an awesome guy

[WiredPockets]

Oatmeal / Ignite creativity slides - Matthew Inman

[TroiOiItKhoi]

I would have sex with this man over and over again.

[McQuackor]

oh my god, this man is a genius of witty humor!

[QtipRocketLauncher]

Episode 69.... How... Fitting...?

Love the comics though

[2line1]

the twilight shit is used in the movie "beilight"

[CookieMonzta1995]

@wiggledogallen3 This is not his website.....

[ruthlessebk]

@wiggledogallen3 Well he said in a month, and the Oatmeal =/= iGNiTE's video.

[HotRodKush]

The comics are great, but it's how he markets them that is the key to his success. He didn't cover that aspect at all. There's tons of great comics online, but there's a reason his has become so popular - effective marketing. But how?

[TheYouthCat]

This video is a huge insult on my intelligence.

Also, the dude sounds like that dude who played the dude in the movie Zombieland.

[KeKLENKE]

@TheYouthCat i literally am just watching that movie

[zechamike]

is this supposed to be funny? ........

[Amphibiot]

@zechamike It is indeed supposed to be funny, and it is! You either have no sense of homour, a sense of humour which is very low brow.

[zechamike]

@Amphibiot I'll go with neither, I fail to see how this is funny..... if you think its Hi-larious good for you, I don't. "it is indeed supposed to be funny" thats funny.

[zassounotsukushi]

The Oatmeal is great but his talk was ruined by the poor volume balancing with the audience laughter. I like the idea of this channel, but the execution is keeping me from subscribing.

[baweery]

terrible lecture

[unusedsn]

I thought the oatmeal person was foreign

ah well still like it

[anythinggoesjoe]

whats the oatmeal ? WAIT WAIT dont reply i dont want to know >< not listing lalalalalalalalala

[curlii85]

this is legend..... wait for it..... dary!

[axelgarcia1]

i can barely hear what hes saying :/

[poopdude]

That was really funny :D.

[phillosophy21still]

Thanx for all that food for thought, I have a broader understanding...BLURRR

[misvetteable]

like this.

[sperdoch]

Never heard of this site....... lul

[twerquie]

The audio of the audience is all weird. Like, is it fake? Or just cranked way up? Anyway, figure it out for the next Ignite.

[jillyjen]

LOVE. YOU! come to ny!!!

[cromos]

So much win…

[nefariou5]

Seemed more of an ad of his site, than tips for startups. Saying that, still fun to watch, Oatmeal is awesome.

[jimlap777]

Bottom line, what is his marketing, and can he make money from these..

[businessman4321]

i hated you in less than a minute you clueless A hole

[Kurisutian]

I would sit in my C++ programming class and burst out laughing at random intervals while reading the oatmeal. Everyone thought I was having too much fun with my nested classes and I was slightly insane, but i didn't care!

[HealthyMom]

I love the Oatmeal!

[tipoomaster]

I would bear this mans babies.

And I'm a heterosexual male. THATS how awesome the Oatmeal is.

[jillyjen]

@tipoomaster

ditto, except i'm a heterosexual female... LOVE. THE OATMEAL!!!!! 

[modspell]

@tipoomaster I think your babies are his models for his cartoons! lol just kidding.

[Specialized1989]

@tipoomaster Can i be your baby sitter.... since you already called dibs...

[Glamdering]

Haha, I have the 10 words comic hanging in my cubicle.

[thrik]

i get the idea that people were barely listening to you and more laughing at your sites

:D