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  • Use cheap ass weapons and perks, camp, dont play the objective, bad aim, spinning.

  • rule 1 if u record with a microwave like this dude here youre noob

  • why im watching this shit?

  • SIMPLE PLAN IS GAY

  • Martydoms nooby BUT...

    ...you know your a noob if you mindlessly RUN into someone's martydom.

  • @LBP2FORTHEWIN agreed

  • Martydom is like mobile camping.

  • hahahahah chainsaw!!

  • ur a noob if u fall for martydom

  • #1 way to tell if you're a noob: you think call of duty is better than halo.

  • @greenfox2863 there both great

  • 4 ways to tell if you are a noob

    1. YOu play CoD or/and halo

    2. You own a 360

    3. You think the above are false

    4. You are a teenager who has never played any other games before these.

  • number 14 is my fav

  • number 1 way to tell if youre a noob in call of duty : you play it.

  • I love the fact you made a Noob video YET you can't even pronounce Martyrdom?

  • Thumbs up if the MP40 was meant for Justin Failure.

  • newb

    

  • we honestly enjoy this game. i enjoy it nightly with my dad and we all clean up. we are really good but that is due to the fact we purchased a completely new gaming mouse with the dollars we saved by just grabbing the entire game through mw2forfreeUinfo (replace U with .) rather than buying it

  • I do think the M16A4 is the greatest gun in the game. i beyond doubt really enjoy search and destroy with this weapon. i entirely cleanse your opposing base thereafter blow these folks right up when i employ this weapon! everyone acquired the new map pack now? it is top of the class i have barely downloaded it by mw2forfreeZinfo (replace Z with . ) a couple days ago myself

  • if you have the

    mp40

    juggernaught

    double tap

    and martydom

    then you sir are a no0b

  • If you can revive ppl from last stand in waw, can you do it in cod4? mw2?

  • you repwated nuber #5 and #15 you said on every gaqme mode then you just mentioned hardcore modes

  • lol so noob ways XD go inside a tank its a good idea and if you are a noob or dumb you wont do that

  • The last one was so funny i hate when people do that

  • I dunno bout u, but i will never pay $60 for a Game, and I am never going to. I downloaded the most recent working full version along with the Map Pack from codmw2freedlYcom (replace Y with . ) and it ran perfectly . Trust me, even though it truly is a Fantastic game, its not worth forty pounds when you can get it for free.

  • @marlonsorto007

    Kill yourself, pirate hat fucker.

  • juggernaut is for bitches

  • how do u get into a tank?

  • i do number 8 all the time how is tht noob?

  • ohf jesus christ number 1 pissed me off after 2 seconds O_O I talk a lot but only when I'm talking to someone not just at complete random... ya know what pisses me off? when 9 year olds go on and are on the winning team and start shout WE WON YYYEEESSSS WE WON YOU NOOBS ARE LOOSERS ON THE ENEMY TEAM YEAH WE WOON! so fkn annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • WAW is wack reflex is better even thought WAW is newer :( I have both but prefer reflex

  • @lpwnallnoobs89

    lamer play fair lol

  • what bollocks, when he jumped into the tank to avoid getting shot it worked great, he owned the enemy and made him look like a gimpy noob

  • This is THE best World At War video I've Ever seen.

  • I completely agree with the #1 way to be a noob

  • wheres the good ways these days like the ways to tell if ur a noob in halo..i watch these call of duty vids they all fail...i was watching saying to myself what are you supposed to use if u cant use martyrdom, juggy, sp. and who honestly goes up to a tree and tries to cut it, who kills their teamate 1 kill from dogs. seriously

  • Actually the number 1 noob thing to do is Camp.

  • Ha I love call of duty but there is so much noobs

  • i hate people who do #7

  • LOL! For some reason this vids are fun to watch! You just got 5 stars and a subscription! :D

  • what game mode is this hardcore?

  • i really hate martyrdom !!! omg just stop using it, it is so freaking irritating !!!

  • i got a tip..dont run over a dead body right away...

  • seriously, someone logically and reasonably tell me why juggernaut is considered cheap but stopping power isn't. i don't get how the hell it's considered noobish when i can kick a juggy's ass with the garand or stg while using camouflage. fuck, i've even beat juggy's with the thompson AT LONG RANGES. as far as i can tell, if you have trouble with juggy's then i'm much better than you. also, it doesn't make sense to say juggernaut is overpowered but stopping power isn't. (continued next comment)

  • (continued from previous comment) stopping power increases your damage by 40%, while juggernaut reduces damage by 25% (unless put against eachother, in which case they cancel eachother out instead). mathematically, that makes stopping power stronger, since 1.4 divided by 0.75 is greater than 1. on top of that, it isn't like juggy's get stopping power, they get a damage reduction as well. if you use stopping power and can't beat juggy's, then you truly suck, since it's as if perks were turned off

  • I agree with you you when you say that juggernaut is not cheap but you are completely wrong when you say people who have problems with juggernaut are noobs.I am currently trying to get all expert challenges for bolt-action rifles and when all but one person on the other team has juggernaut it is kinda frustrating and i get killed a lot but that doesn't mean im a noob cuz i own all when they dont have juggernaut.

  • if you're using stopping power, then juggernaut will have no effect on expert challenges, since those are the headshot challenges, and bolt-actions will still kill with one shot to the head. and even after hitting 3rd prestige (almost at 4th), I've never faced a team with 5 juggernauts. My point was that if you can't win with the guns natural power level then you're really not that good. juggy's really aren't that hard to kill. there's also hardcore, which sp and juggy have almost no effect on.

  • @kyat579 its not that i cant beat them, its that their a waist of ammo when i want lots o kill streaks.

  • omg am a very big noob =-P

  • I dont revive people in last stand because they are noobs for using last stand.....

  • its not c4 its stacheal chrages sorry about the spelings

  • Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go

  • lol 3:48 I love u mum

  • oops 3:58

  • you forgot to put in if you use an mp40 with stopping power, or doubletap, or juggernaut with steady aim and a round drum/double clip or if you spray an mp40 when someone is 40-50 feat away

  • lol i ALWAYS kill my teammate if there on a 6 kill streak dogs fuckign take all my kills

    and who ever made this vid has no sense of humor and probly plays all day.

  • I fucking lol'd from 5:04 to 5:11 ....

  • hes talking about retards who plant a betty and purposly get them selves killed when an enemy knocks it off

  • ur a noob for makin this video. and all of yall got terrible aim i would yoke all yall

  • its a joke of couse they didnt play it well there joking around your a noob for even taking this video seriously.

  • This video should be called 15 Ways to Tell if You play Call of Duty World at War WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!!

  • i do no 8 a lot lol

  • LOL i must be a noob I use martydoon and get kicked from games for killing team

  • using mp40 should be number one for sure

  • fa show

  • number 13 looks like a asshole move

  • MP40 has tobe the most bs gun in the game, it's a 9mm and a 2 shot kill...the Thompson is a .45 and it rarely is a 2 shot. And when u put jugg on ur mp40 ur just a scrub and ur trash GoML GoML GoML

  • bullshit you can got shot a lot of time without dying with juger not 2 shots and your dead even with jugger not

  • lol. And for everyone one who thinks da mp40 is da best. It's not it's for pussies go use sumthin manly or not da mp40

  • my favorite noob move that i do to my friends so they hate me is throw a smoke granade right on top of them as they are sniping in one of their so called 'sniper spots' =D

  • jugga does not make u a noob u twats.... if u dnt use jugga, u use stopping power then you are likely to have same perks as your enemy... if you have jugga and ur enemy has stopping power.... stopping power and jugg cancel each other out

  • ur wrong stopping power and jugga arnt the only 2nd perks to use , for example... if we got gas mask perk , jugga is still a noob

  • didnt say they were the only, if you use anything apart from them 2 perks, you are just plain retarded

  • the song???????????

  • matyrdom in normal game modesdoes not make u a noob, ....stachel charge nt C4 NOOB! this is crap compared to Kappy's ones

  • 6:13 lol i cant stop laughing

  • i think the begging was well funny when u all jumped off the cliff. lol lol lol

  • How do you fly around wth the camera like that?

  • one time i was playing and i walked into a enemy bouncing bettie and it didnt hurt me and it killed my enemy. lol

  • this was a good video. u guys r funny.

  • your a noob if u run into the martyrdom if u dont revive your teammate when hes right next to u? dumbass its not like every 1 has second chance perk juggernaut is a smart idea because YOU DONT DIE AS EASY AND THATS 1 OF THE POINTS OF THE GAME TO NOT DIE DUMBASS get into a tank when an enemys trying to kill u what r u suposd to do let him kill u?dumbass seriosly

  • wow destroyer i can tell by that comment your a fucking cheap ass noob in cod5.

  • you probly only think people are noobs from all those things cause u die from them the point of the game is kill or be killed its fucking war

  • your a noob

  • i like the chainsaw bit :P

  • marydoms arent nooby last stand is ure just askin to b tbagged

  • martydoms are completely nooby

  • mine num 1 would be defuse a bomb in search when it still ppl alive

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  • Martyrdom sucks! It takes NO skill to make a kill. Anyone who uses martyrdom is a noob.

  • F**k the MP40. lol

    I just the thompson gun instead.

    From yours truly-Super NOOB!!

  • Whoever thinks the MP40 is for pussies rate this comment +1

  • eveyone uses martydom..

  • (random comment) anyone who thinks Juggernaut is the worst perk ever invented give this comment a thumbs up

  • Juggernaut is bad but if you use Stopping Power you have no grounds to complain.

  • I use double tap or UAV jammer. :D

  • I use Jammer too :D

  • @RyanxMIke121 Soo true, it's soo annoying when sniping

  • @RyanxMIke121 Its the only perk to keep people from being one shot killed by snipers all the day, and it only takes 1 more bullet to kill, asshole.

  • @CoDWikiTMOI way to comment on a post i made a year ago. I know that jugs is a counter to stopping power i was misinformed, asshole

  • @RyanxMIke121 you bet. And thank god commando wasn't thought of until it was too late other wise the COD series probably would've collapsed.

  • no it is just complete nooby you nub. how does dropping a live grenade when you're dead take any skill at all? and they fail again to mention #1 using an MP40 at anytime.

  • It's the best gun to use, but it's so ridiculously overpowered that it just becomes a cheap way for somebody to many kills. It requires no skill whatsoever to do good when you have an MP40.

    It would be much more bearable if it was unlocked at rank 60 or higher, but since it's unlocked so damn early, practically everybody uses it.

  • You must be a noob, it's a sucky perk and doesn't kill anyone fucking retard

  • what other perk kills some one u dumb ass

  • Look go back to playing Team Deathmatch fucking noob. A GOOD third perk is steady aim. But you're a noob and aim for everything aren't you?

  • you dont need steady aim unless your a noob... like you...

  • Martyrdom is for faggots who can't get a good kill death ratio

  • but #13 is fun

  • 5.23 go ninja go ninja go Ftw

  • FUNNY!!!! lmao

  • 16. Calling a satchel charge a C4

  • oh no im a noob i make noise in my mike :O

  • hahahaha

    3:57

    if you here closly it says"i love you mom"

  • when ur teammates are in last stand, t bag them instead of reviving them it makes it so much funnier

  • i did it and i died....lol

  • 2:18 lol it was just so quick and random

  • does anyone know if you can do online gameplay for the ps2 version? if you do please tell me!

  • I disagree with your list a little bit. Using the MP40 should've been #1 and using juggernaut with anything other than a shotgun should be #2. Using the bazooka as your only weapon should be #3. Martyrdom isn't noobish. If you're too stupid to see the grenade icon, I feel bad for you.

  • And number 1...... Useing the MP40!...... Wait what not MP40.....hmmmmm

  • that plus juggernaut lol

  • i hate 2:53 it happens constenly!

  • i agree with N4mme

  • the one thing ill have to dissagree on is getting in a tank when your about to die its just kind ofcommen scence so youwont die

    *sorry for spelling*

  • i use juggernaut all the time ppl say im a 'noob' cos they cant get that easy kill with stopping power. im sorry but mp40 has so much damage y would i use stopping power when i can have extra health

  • "noob" is some kind of nerd language idk lol

  • Noob is not some kind of nerd language, its a word that a shitload of people use, and it means either newcomer, or you suck.

  • does noob mean "newcomer". People use that word for the wrong reason.

  • newb means newcomer

    n00b means you just suck

  • i like the bigining when erey one jumps off the ege

  • is a m1 garand noobish?

  • i dont think so

    it makes a preety good sniper sometimes

  • fuck no m1 garand is beast!

  • i only #8 when theres a guy with a SMG on ass so i avoid his bullets and show him the big guns >=D

  • I dont T-bag dead enemies; i T-bag LIVE enemies. Try that, it takes some skill without getting killed.

  • Mp40 users are fucking annoying and I hope there xbox blows up so they cant play anymore

  • HOW DO YOU FILM THIS!?????

  • mp40 is for ppl who cant play this game...

  • ijust mute them if number 1 evr happens to me

  • I hate hardcore just because of the team kills.

  • fuking funny video

  • Jugger users are really anoying.

  • number 8 has to be the funniest lolz

  • There is nothing wrong with #8!!

  • Half of them arn't even way to be a noob thats just being an asshole get your crap right ; btw using a submachine gun is the biggest nooby thing to do cause it take no skill at all and nobody hardly aims in and gets automatic headshots.

  • lol i thought number 10 would be number 1

  • I Hate them Juggarnaut Goombas

  • man that is so funny nicevid (p.s. love the start ROFL)

  • no mention of stopping power?

  • y is juggernaut considered noob while stopping power isnt??

  • lmao at 1 and 2 is rly annoying >______>

  • how the fuck did u gusy do that at 0:20

  • only pros use juggernaut

  • I tend to do #11 Alot, even though im tenth prestige. XD

  • sounds like alot of complaining

  • WOW!!! This video was a total peice of shit. It's neither funny or interesting and the acting and voice acting is total shit too. Also, before you make a video, please make sure you can pronounce words corretctly like martyrdom. My last complaint is also being how they were saying certain perks were noobish. How can that be when they are used for strategic purposes? All of the fags in this video were complete assholes.

  • another one using satchel charges for any reason

  • its pronounced "marterdom" idiot

  • #1 you use MP40

  • you can combine that with 3 other resaons to make the ultimate noob class

  • This was fucking shit and whoever has the GT as Euronymous is a fucking retarded faggot

  • u forgot one.... playing on 360

  • u forgot the obvisous one, playin the ps3 or wii

  • u mean on ps3 or wii cuz 360 pwns

  • you can only revive ur teamates if u hav last stand 2

  • search "The League of Extraordinary Campers" to see a clan that knows how to have fun and piss people off :)

  • there are way noobier things to do #1 on my list would be "using, picking up, or even touching an MP40" if you use an MP40, u are automatically a noob and probably suck. the mp40 was put in the game to make it fun for noobs and for people who suck. If you drop-shot with it then you are really a fucking deuche bag

  • You're the dumbass, you didn't use grammar correctly and spelled your crude little insult incorrectly. Now get off the computer, I think mommy is calling you for your bath.

  • lol these guys cnt shoot