Tour the micronation of Molossia

[pantsarehard]

only the most badass college students would find themselves needing to call the State Department to have Delta Force extract them after having had too much to drink on spring break, leading them to commit the crime of bringing onions into the sovereign nation of Molossia!

[sleezybz]

what a goof

[xXSayakonoXx]

This is so awesome XD I wanna visit.

[Tcreature358]

I resent that "nothing from Texas" requirement. lol

[XOzebraprintOX]

Hetalia brought me here. ^_^

[TheRais08]

this is A american colonial???

[citizen773]

I hope you realize this guy doesn't act like this 24/7, he just puts on a uniform occasionally and acts as a president for fun. he has a real job and a family so it's just a normal guy with a kinda "weird" hobby

[hpwolf123]

Thumbs up if you're happy that this place has finally got the representation it deserves in the form of its own Hetalia character.

[intergalacticchanel]

How do you speak molossian

[yyfrank2003]

How this nation gonna continue?

[RapperWar]

I'm gonna lead a coup d'etat in Molossia, and establish myself as dicatator. That guy's head will be put on a stake

[choclatethunder101]

do you vote for the usa presidn

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[IDcrysis]

Oh shit. I thought ThatGuyWithTheGlasses made this place up. .........I really can't even think of something witty to say.

[animalnt]

Until you need to leave your micronation for any medical reasons/food/water etc. List goes on.

[ryanbinrichard]

Firearms are also illegal there.

[izzybawlzofsteel]

Reminds me of that episode of family guy. But who else is here because of Kickassia

[manavbhatt12345678]

Get a life

[plzwork100]

@manavbhatt12345678 How about you :D

[burningflag43]

I support you and recognize you

[Jinjikhadze]

Who "WE"? You and rabbits?

[killu19]

@Jinjikhadze The Dead Rabbits

[Deathzilla7]

I support you and recognize you!

I, too, hope to create a micronation, and sometime thereafter be recognized as a real nation.

[ispiralidoso15]

Hahahahaha, I will found the new micronation! I need people to make a constitution !!!

[Josh44Tube]

@ispiralidoso15 Can i be vice- president, pleeeease.

[kyoukilis20]

....and no walruses

[NoClearly]

I support Molossia!

[manutdr8]

IM GONNA INVADE YOU, WITH MY MINI VAN AND NERF GUNS AND BEER BOTTLES!!!!!!!!

[aliza1123]

does he have to pay tax?

[TylerTheMoron]

Ha! My Micronation was 30 acres! But it failed. None of us knew how to run it correctly.

[WorldConquerer1]

thats cool what that guy did i want to do that

[codysechler]

Actualy it is completely legal to Raise an army, It is called forming a milita and is one of you rights under the constutution you can also Arrest people for up to Two hours its Called citizens arrest :) theres not much you cant do legaly

[johnnyfarnham]

@codysechler Citizens arrest......I don't know about other countries, BUT in Australia, a citizen can perform an arrest ONLY is said citizen has witnessed the crime being performed. That is why store detectives must see you take the item AND leave the store without paying,

[codysechler]

@johnnyfarnham I live in america and all you need is a valid reson to detain someone and you can detain them for up to 2 hours

[flightboy737]

@Scootercross66 Careful, he might take that seriously.

[Scootercross66]

My nation, Dadwin, declares war on Molossia. (We are located in Texas) :D

[LuLuLuIGotSomeApple1]

sweet. im gunna call my house fuckingawesomeia. whooooooooohooooo

[Monovia1]

As prince of Monovia Molossia is my main ally and friend and we regard it as a sovereign nation and nothing else (I already claimed howland island for my micro nation Monovia)

[gralkses]

Kickassia brought me here

[KingofNewAnglia]

@gralkses Well I started my own Micronation a few mouths after seeing Kickassaia

[IsderaESP]

Pues empieza bien, montando una dictadura

[glimmer2158]

nice hat

[nukeboy14]

damn, this guy is awesome, he made his own nation

[sherifam]

No Walruses! ABSOLUTELY no walruses.

[NikoAndRoman123]

wow, what I would not do to smack this "guys" teeth...

Thumbs UP if someone should take a Monster Truck and just roll over this crap.

[cubfan531]

@NikoAndRoman123 It's just a hobby. If this is what the guy wants to spend his time and money on, so be it. He has fun with it, and isn't a threat at all.

[NikoAndRoman123]

@cubfan531 How bout I smack your fucking teeth out too? Its not a hobby, its a sickness. Although interesting, I still would like to smack HIS teeth out, your teeth out and still drive a Monster Truck over it.

[cubfan531]

@NikoAndRoman123 Alright, first off, get off your fucking high horse and acting like an internet tough guy. We both know damn well you're never going to do shit to me or Molossia.

Second, how is it a sickness? This guy was in the U.S. Military (hence his war on East Germany, if you look it up), pays his taxes, everything. It's not like he's declared open fucking rebellion. What, you think he's delusional? Fuck no, it's all done in the name of fun. Something you're apparently unfamiliar with.

[NikoAndRoman123]

@cubfan531 Dude I swear I will hunt you the fuck down, piss in your mouth as I shit in your moms face. Guess what asshole? WW2 IS OVER! WTF are you babbling about. My bro is a Marine, what does that have to do with ANYTHING,

Dont write back, your pissing me off!

[cubfan531]

@NikoAndRoman123 Okay, wow, you're an idiot. East Germany was the state founded as a result of the Berlin Wall. Perhaps you mean the Cold War is over?

Just out of curiosity, is it painful having your head so far up your ass?

I wrote back with the sole intention of getting under your skin. It's obvious I've succeeded.

And you still haven't explained how running Molossia is a sickness, you've just gone on some nonsensical tirade, trying to be an internet bully to feel better about yourself.

[NikoAndRoman123]

@cubfan531 why? why are you cyber bullying me? Look pal, you have enraged me much I just broke my cell phone.

P.S. Im actually bored at work, so Im getting paid to verbally abuse you! :)

[alonsoeldemx]

Sealand Rules, they got more people working and living and working, Canon works in Sealand...

[divinegod102]

Molossia the best. Molossia number one in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Molossia's phone booth number one. Other countries' phone booths are inferior.

[MegaNoobertoober]

i admire this country congradualations from romonovia

[meatisdeliciouse]

@MegaNoobertoober Are you part of a micro nation too?

[VocaloidKitsu]

i thought sealand was the smallest nation @_@ sea-kuuuuuuuuuuunnnn!!!!!! stop leaving out England's little brother!

[adragon45]

@VocaloidKitsu Sealand's still the Smallest nation. Molossia's just the smallest Republic in the world.

[pilarp23]

I think the very idea of micronations is original and funny enough for exceptions to be made and at least some of those that currently exist should be made genuinely independent, i.e. become real, internationally recognized, sovereign countries (at least those whose inventors treat them seriously by establishing their territory, flag, anthem, currency etc. like Sealand, Hutt River and Molossia). Thumbs up for president Baugh and let's hope for Molossia to appear as a country on a world map!

[bookercreator]

@pilarp23 there are many micronations that do not try to make the world notice them and should still be considered as sovreign

[Theviewerinthewater]

I don't see this guy going to war with air soft guns. :)

[AngelBiLove]

and for what are those militairy decorations? what order gave it?

[bookercreator]

@AngelBiLove chec the Molossian Official website in the awards section.

[AngelBiLove]

obviously not taught the arts of rethorics and public speaking, his excellency of Molossia..

[thepineapple1]

It must be really boring living in the dessert. People get all kinds of retarded ideas.

[allisonroth123]

Whackjob! I'm surprised more people haven't landed off the grid like this loser.

[allisonroth123]

Whackjob!

[couscous781]

I want a micronation now... hmm...

[UltraSexy911]

KICKASSIA!!!!!!!!

[Pagansniper]

I wonder if the Nostalgia Critic will be tried as a war criminal for invading Molossia.

[Dithrick]

Too bad nobody will recognize this as a real country.

[MRWEDAWEST]

WOW.So this is what Glenn Beck does when he's not working?Throws on a mustache & plays emperor? WHOA!!!

[GungraveFreak]

Kickassaia!

[brettsworld99]

why no onions?

[telecommunications11]

I was so inspired by this video that I created my own nation.

[alex630710]

My next trip will be to beautiful Molassia

[meatisdeliciouse]

Did you get my letter yet Molossia? I'm sorry I hade no Internation Reply coupons, I'm still waiting for your relpy : )

[Zacccc51]

I would laugh if a mexican jumped his fence XD

[SeaSpray90]

they are just a bunch of Haters i come from Texas he can take his nation and shove it

[SeaSpray90]

they are just a bunch of Haters i come from Texas he can tke his nation and shove it

[gofshell]

@SeaSpray90 i think he was just being funny....

[meatisdeliciouse]

I want to go there to get my pass port stamped by the republic of Molossia. How do you set up your own contry?

[meatisdeliciouse]

If I ever establish my own kingdom, I am banning coriander (cilantro) sniffing, people with bad breath, chewwing gum, ciquerettes, dogs and the pope.

[meatisdeliciouse]

Dear King James S the I, I have sent you a letter in the post. I am from the UK and I would love to visit your country, I have never hade an official letter from a foring dignatory before and I awit you reply.

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

Who wants to invade Howland Island (uninhabited) and start a micro nation with me?

[WILDHANKHILLAPPEARS]

@GunsOfThePhoenix i would rather do it with one of the red sands forts.

[sargentnoob]

@GunsOfThePhoenix Meet me there, I can bring 50 people, we will be the worlds biggest micronation!

[meatisdeliciouse]

@GunsOfThePhoenix I will, if you let me become king.

[krakendude2]

@GunsOfThePhoenix Can we invade Molossia?

[Zeldarulah]

@krakendude2 The Nostalgia Critic did it. He created the nation of Kickassia in the great War of Molossia of 2010.

[giraki1]

@GunsOfThePhoenix I call Emperor!

[SuperMrmatt123]

@GunsOfThePhoenix  ooh! meeee!

[JozefKPilsudski]

@GunsOfThePhoenix if you bring Nachos yes!

[brettsworld99]

@GunsOfThePhoenix what kind?

[Cokecanninja]

@GunsOfThePhoenix You wouldn't need to invade if it's uninhabited, you can just claim it.

[manutdr8]

@GunsOfThePhoenix im down, when we leave?

[ispiralidoso15]

@GunsOfThePhoenix hahahahahaha, i was thinking that hahahahaha. I want to start a micro nation, i have good ideas to a Constitution haaha

[gothicfuneral1]

molossia should make an alliance with sealand and the all of the world's micronations and take over the world!!!!

[XxTheGreatBlakexX]

@gothicfuneral1 lol well i think that withall the micronations combined we might be as big as like turkey or so, not big enough:)

[herbatreanunion]

i like molossia i think it is one of the best micronations in the world

[Nickccann]

you live in the united states of america you fucking dumb shit. 

[TheCGIMaster]

@Nickccann Theyre just having fun, god...

[apology89]

lol, Marzgurl is from texas...and so am I so I can never visit D=!

[mg426426426]

this is a beautiful nation.

[elchasai]

what a douchebag

[twofoot65]

Have you folks ever heard of putting a wind sock on the microphone?

[DrumlineOnTheRun]

Why is the Customs Manaquin wearing Fritz von Baugh's clothes?

[Andwipha]

it maybe sounds a bit silly, but i really want to go there,, just for fun =D

[4umy]

Soooo, You can just declare a plot of land as your own country?

And the US won't do anything about it???

[roboguy75]

@4umy it appears so

[lycanzer]

@4umy basically yea but they wont take you seriously but if had an army to back it up then its a problem.

[JoshuaH688]

@lycanzer There isn't any law against private armies either, as long as they don't engage in acts of war (aggression). You can drill and do target practice or buy an old tank and bounce in the dirt with it and that is legal; but if you start shooting your neighbors, or flattening their homes with your tank, that act of aggression is the same as an act of war. The U.S. is essentially a massive alliance of micronations (sovereign individuals). If you attack one of us, you attack all of us.

[gothicfuneral1]

@JoshuaH688 well I am the emperor of ME!!!!!!!! XD

[JoshuaH688]

@4umy Declaring a plot of land as your own country is also known as the principle of "Property Ownership". The entire reason that the US was founded was to protect such "micronations" (i.e. property owners) from tyranny (such as that of the old King of England over the unrepresented colonies). Property ownership is the bedrock of freedom and liberty, so from a philosophical standpoint Molossia (and micronationalism) symbolize - in an albiet eccentric/unique manner - the core values of America.

[4umy]

@JoshuaH688 COOOL, I'm going to declare my land as my own nation! Cool, no more taxes!

[Quikquik98]

Oh boy, a third-world-dictatorship with no way to be self-sufficient right here in the American Heartland! Oh yeah, it's also a backdrop for a crappy movie made as a showcase for a bunch of unfunny internet douchebags who shoot videos of themselves throwing temper tantrums and sell ad revenue for said videos instead of getting real jobs.

[pleeppleep]

@Quikquik98

how dare you speak of the nostalgia critic that way! he had a "real job" which he seems to have enjoyed, but he became so popular that it became more profitable to sell ad revenue. thats what capitalism is about asshole. and they are very funny. maybe not all of them, but those that are funny make better videos than hollywood. especially considering their limited funding. what do you do that could possibly be better than bringing joy and laughter to thousands. you fucking prick.

[Quikquik98]

@pleeppleep lol, "they bring joy & laughter to thousands"? It saddens me to think that TGWTG is able to keep people amused for as long as those idiots have been recycling the same running gags over & over again. Let's face it, those Screwattack rejects don't know how comedy works and they're simply imitating the shrill, histrionic screeching of the Nostalgia Critic & Angry Video Game Nerd in a desperate bid to be famous. The Irate Gamer is way cooler & funnier than all of TGWTG put together.

[pleeppleep]

@Quikquik98

the nostalgia critic is hilarious and i think that so are angry joe, linkara, and the nostalgia chick. i haven't really watched the others but the irate gamer isn't funny at all. honestly the critic is the funniest guy on the internet in my opinion

[psyborg303]

can you smoke pot there?

[NikoFreakify]

good job in your micro nation. It is very famous. I have a micro nation known as Norovia and it has a population of 50. I think your nation might have been the foundation of mine.

Sepreme Chancellor Nikolaj Kloos I

[Lauen324]

I know where I want to go on my next vacation.

[TheCGIMaster]

lol nothing from texas :D

[civiccruiser117]

lol, my nation is called

the Great Republic of Andrestan!

I will invade you! with guns!

you have been warned..

[scrudato45]

lol he's a dictator

[RockyBalboa211]

Was he on the kickassia video!! :D

[x4JOZ215]

igot ten bucks says hes still a virgin

[USFlatland]

@x4JOZ215 he has kids and a wife but the kids are prob adopted

[x4JOZ215]

@USFlatland thats ashamed

[VintageJunior]

C'mon, United Nations, he has worked on this for over thirty years, recognize Molossia already.

(Even though it would then be annexed by the US anyway)

[Udany147]

Why are some of you taking this seriously!?

He's said that it's all a bit of fun and mostly tongue-in-cheek ( banning catfish... yeah). He isn't "against the US".

[gazzainiceland]

there was no nazi salute....he was just pointing....why are some people always looking for facists

[gazzainiceland]

theres no nazi salute, he is just pointing to somthing...why are some people always looking for facists

[alscott18]

i wanna visit so badly

[unserdeutschland]

how do you prevent invasion of your nation by a MACRONATION?!

MOST ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY POSSIBLE?

[unserdeutschland]

I thought you said you were a nice guy, what's with the nazi salute?

you know where you are standing next to a big metal lion and saluting in a clearly nazi, or fascist, or roman IMPERIALIST fashion

[unserdeutschland]

that'll get american attention.

[unserdeutschland]

Better watch out, I just read a comment under this video, I'm sure you read it too, it says

i propose that we get together a bunch of guys who want their own country and INVADE MOLLOSIA

So ya better get some guns and build some tanks and some ultralight helos and planes or whatever, or better tyr to prevent war by SCREEEAAAMING for help From America, just say the taliban is in these other countries.

[unserdeutschland]

Won't this piss-off homeland security?

[unserdeutschland]

I'm sorry i take the fuck you and you traitor back! i was wrong! with how our politicians are completely insane and the new world order maybe it will be necessary, OH GOD! I HOPE NOT THOUGH! just visit infowars.com and PLEASE DON'T BECOME A PUPPET OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER! also please consider not dictatorship but liberty!

[unserdeutschland]

the begining of the dissolution of the United states? I hope not! a Soviet-Style Collapse

[unserdeutschland]

Secessionist! Traitor! Why, would you leave America, and youre a dictator, fuck you!

[cadian101st]

@LORDMCHUGH Happened. :/

Look up Kickassia.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

Nothing from TX? Angry Joe and Marzgurl are from TX!!

[RussianSoviet5445]

we can all tell he had friends when he was a kid...

[DracoRepublic]

@blockheadman1

So?

What happened to the USA?

didn't we break away from the british/?

So we are just spitting in british land?

[spartacandream]

Wow, this isn't for real, is it?

[DracoRepublic]

@spartacandream It is.

[TiniNormi]

You can't bring catfish or onions into Molossia? WTF?

[matitias1]

And in 2010 have the biggest event of the world

The invasion of the Nostalgia Critic!!

[theoriginalloveglove]

"this is the worlds smallest sovereign nation" .....lies!

Molossia is supposedly 1.3 acres (5260.9 m^2), where as Sealand is 500 m^2.

[tracefleeman]

@blockheadman1 Actually, he seceeded to start a country.

Do some freggin reserch.

[remo306]

@blockheadman1 Jesus dude, it's his tongue in cheek project, calm down.

[remo306]

nothing from Texas. haha.

[QuikVidGuy]

Ooh... Don't tell him about Kaylyn and Joe...

[TheJacketpotatoman]

epicasia

[hannahmontanasux123]

Oh they were serious about that? Wow this guy is really generous letting TGWTG take over :D haha

[mikepike25]

That has got to be the saddest person ever.

[04smallmj]

That's just sad.

[docshuck]

population - 1.

[xxmapletea]

If we kep underestimating that guy and his snazzy uniform, he'll take over the whole nation. THEN we'll be in deep shit.

[DeathDefied69]

wow so his kid has to go out of the country everyday to go to school?

well at least ever country recgonizes singapore.

[auron12349]

that is fucking awesome having your own country they should legalize weed and make a lot of money

[auron12349]

that is fucking awesome owning your own country they shouls legalize weed there

[DentFace13]

HAHAHA! "most countries have to have some kind of square they're famous for, like Tienanmen Square, or Red Square.."

what prime role models!

[melissacarl2002]

Hey man, You can be recognized by the United Nations as a micronation now all you have to do is fill out a form. You have to have a society and a claim to land. Dario Busch explains.

[coolvania]

wait. so he can smoke as much weed as he likes and its legal?

[Metromania12]

I wonder how many people searched this up because of the nostalgia critic's two year anniversery, Kickassia? (not that that's a bad thing.) That's pretty epic though, making a nation out of your house.

[TasamiOkami]

Fuck you, MY FATHER IS A WALRUS!

DEATH TO MOLOSSIA.

[southy98]

After Kickassia, he is going to see a pick up in tourism.

[OnisionSupport]

I wonder if someone could invade that tiny nation and take it for their own? I might want to try it one day :3

[evilmick66]

@OnisionSupport Already been tried by Thatguywiththeglasses.

[psyckid008]

So, can he legally have all the drugs he wants there?

[redFISTofEUROPE]

@psyckid008 i think he can

[KikBlava]

Definitely no tobacco huh? Part 3 of Kickassia said otherwise.

[conyo985]

I'll make my own country someday.

[RobinsTaste]

I like that the president of Molossia actually follows his dreams. He playes as him self in Kickassia, a video on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses homepage. It is about a team trying to conquer his land.

[RyansVlogs]

No Walruses.

[razer3230]

@RyansVlogs aw man I was planning to go but it looks like I cant bring my pet walrus.

Nostalgia Critic is gonna make tourism to Molossia go up 3000%