especially if you have recently masturbated xD wooow. and that soap thing is amazing! @_@ <--- that is the first time a machine has ever made me make that face
dude.....you masterbate lol...........well thanks for the cooking tips....im gonna go make an omlet now......since it's morning and i havnt slept yet cause i was watching euro 2008 lol
Hi, I have a major concern over here. I fapped, then went and made myself an omelet WITHOUT WASHING MY HANDS! Am I going to die??
kritikalmass7 2 months ago
Lol i thouqht you had a boner =]
MaggieKold 1 year ago
chicken butt food is good for you.
TheOtherAngle 2 years ago
I did not know it was posible to fuck eggs up but u proved me wrong
gmrmn12 2 years ago
lol wtf u doing with that eggs lol xD
nidjop 2 years ago
Eat and enjoy that shit?PSHH!
Kamilii1 2 years ago
lol. learn how to crack a egg bro
tzbnks 2 years ago
i love the safety tip
15mato93 2 years ago
youre idiot you know that, whats with the cracking? you burnt your pan retard im sorry for myself for watching this : "this is so fucking disgusting"
angello90pl 2 years ago
well its how you make the omlet but he didnt even butter or oil the pan and he does crack stupid but i think most of that was in there to be funny
Pheoxerian 2 years ago
you have an odd way of cracking egg shells
hockeysnipes9 2 years ago
that is the MOST annoying alarm clock EVER! =p
peaceloveenicole 2 years ago
i have the same one
-.-
fartonmeharder 2 years ago
Lol you still had the buzzcut back then...
GasparXR 2 years ago
especially if you have recently masturbated xD wooow. and that soap thing is amazing! @_@ <--- that is the first time a machine has ever made me make that face
CakeFilledpoptarts 3 years ago
haha you said "it feels like cumm this is so fucking distugsting" ****priceless****
haha @@ 3:11
aSkateFilmer 3 years ago
LOL Hilarous. hahaha
Kr4zi4ur0mg 3 years ago
you are the meaning of the word "Idiot"
krejz1 3 years ago
did i hear msn around 2:00 xD
shadowIuk 3 years ago
Youre supposed to get the pan hot be 4 putting in the omlet ! well ya dont have too but its way better !
powernuts3 3 years ago
LMAO why was the carrot in ur pants? lol
GasparXR 3 years ago 3
lawl @ the alarm at the beginning
GasparXR 3 years ago
dude.....you masterbate lol...........well thanks for the cooking tips....im gonna go make an omlet now......since it's morning and i havnt slept yet cause i was watching euro 2008 lol
1thisisme23 3 years ago
especially after you masterbaited lol omg i laughed till the vid ended!!
angel45867 3 years ago
What song is that at 1st ?!?
FunStuffd 3 years ago
To be honest im not sure, I just rpiied it from YTMND
matthewrs7 3 years ago
ripped*
matthewrs7 3 years ago
i love omlets!!!!!!
fanattic31 3 years ago
YAY! yup they are awesome
cookingwmatthew 3 years ago
Tacos, coffee, and bacon r better lol
GasparXR 3 years ago
peppers awesome! lol
ssj3sora 3 years ago
ur buttered on both sides mate ... poof
koshamoboi 3 years ago
YAY! first comment
patrykmichon 4 years ago