Technopathic isn't a word. I searched, could only find a definition on urbandictionary. Apparently this Shark guy can fix computers without touching them. La de freakin dah.
I'm a sharx fan and am a bit disappointed w this one. The head could use being less deformed and the teeth could be a lot bigger and menacing. And I understand the whole incorperating city elements but technology control!?! WTF? How about the ability to bite your fucking head off!??
I'm a Sharks fan (understatement), and this is the gayest thing ever. Not literally homosexual, but used in a derogatory way. Right now, a more appropriate version would include a missing heart/balls and no knee. It's superpowers could be it's inability to retaliate and stand up for teammates. OH AND A GIANT WHALE VAGINA.
@Defenseman619 I remember Thornton knocking the Blues heart out of the lineup. Perron scored a goal right after that but hasn't been back for 33+ games now. When the Sharks came back to town the Blues did nothing but hand them an easy win, and was blasted in the media by an alumni enforcer(Kelly Chase) for not making the Perron hit an issue. The point being, Thornton knocked out their heart, and Chase pointed out they have no balls.
A shark? Who would've guessed? lol but I like it. I love this idea. Hopefully it's good and works out and becomes something big. I can't wait 2 see what Stan Lee does with this guardians
so basically the only way the shark can help is if deven dark builds an underwater lair?
nicknolen96 6 months ago
So when the playoffs begin do half of them die immediately?
jmag579 11 months ago
sounds like a pu**y. ur only power is 2 naw ppls head off, make duck stew, n kick it wit tritons daughter.
darksilver129 1 year ago
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darksilver129 1 year ago
Technopathic isn't a word. I searched, could only find a definition on urbandictionary. Apparently this Shark guy can fix computers without touching them. La de freakin dah.
CanucksFreak13 1 year ago
Jaws+BP OIL SPILL=THIS UGLY FUCK
KickAssSpeedDemon 1 year ago
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Jaws hit a new low
KickAssSpeedDemon 1 year ago
He looks like he has down syndrome
Reasonwillwin 1 year ago
How is breathing water a super power for a shark?
jarink1 1 year ago 10
How is breathing water a super power for a shark?
jarink1 1 year ago
hahahah gayest one
DangleSnipe93 1 year ago
that sharks been working out.
saadmanh 1 year ago
I'm a sharx fan and am a bit disappointed w this one. The head could use being less deformed and the teeth could be a lot bigger and menacing. And I understand the whole incorperating city elements but technology control!?! WTF? How about the ability to bite your fucking head off!??
jmag579 1 year ago
SAN JO KNOWS!!!!
pyroluigi 1 year ago
LETS GO SHARKS!!!
dave2425 1 year ago
thats badass.. total badass!!
ROCK ON -Super-SHARKIE... err wait... Super-SHARK.. LOL!
digitalmckracken 1 year ago
lol aquatic summoning so he can eat them.
vietprideyal 1 year ago
OH QUIET SHARK FANS, AT LEAST IT'S NOT A DUCK... lol
RevelationWarriors 1 year ago
@RevelationWarriors The Anaheim Ducks Had Superhero TV Show Lol Ny ways The Shark Is Tight Go San Jose
PlowThrough8 1 year ago
How does he not run out of ideas?
littoaznmatt 1 year ago
he looks better than Aquaman
11CRYPTID 1 year ago 5
I'm a Sharks fan (understatement), and this is the gayest thing ever. Not literally homosexual, but used in a derogatory way. Right now, a more appropriate version would include a missing heart/balls and no knee. It's superpowers could be it's inability to retaliate and stand up for teammates. OH AND A GIANT WHALE VAGINA.
Defenseman619 1 year ago
@Defenseman619
Tell Thorton and Co, The Blues don't want to hear your whining about injuries.
I doubt that the Blues get something this cool. The name doesn't lend to anything intimidating. I bet he throws an arch boomerang or something.
bluesfan57 1 year ago
@bluesfan57 lacking heart and balls does not count as an "injury".
Defenseman619 1 year ago
@Defenseman619 I remember Thornton knocking the Blues heart out of the lineup. Perron scored a goal right after that but hasn't been back for 33+ games now. When the Sharks came back to town the Blues did nothing but hand them an easy win, and was blasted in the media by an alumni enforcer(Kelly Chase) for not making the Perron hit an issue. The point being, Thornton knocked out their heart, and Chase pointed out they have no balls.
Cry some more, will ya.
bluesfan57 1 year ago
wtf
muguguymen 1 year ago
@muguguymen exactly
rcbasher101 1 year ago
Slight copy of Ab Sapien!
rtaylor77 1 year ago
A shark? Who would've guessed? lol but I like it. I love this idea. Hopefully it's good and works out and becomes something big. I can't wait 2 see what Stan Lee does with this guardians
ktornado 1 year ago 2
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