David Letterman - Dave Tweets

[kustomkure]

David Letterman and Twitter - a great exquisite comedy duo. Even better that David and Richard Simmons.

[Rayla840]

I don't normally mind the ads... until now when it's frozen and won't begin!!!

[samankeshavarz1]

0:01

[leprechaun81atx]

I will  more likely by your crap if i DID NOT see it all the Fkn time.

You dont have to thumbs up if you agree cause i know everyone does already.

[Tonyo1221]

THIMBS UP TO BOYCOTT CBS ON YOUTUBE WITH THEIR DAMN COMMERCIALS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[winchestboyzarehot]

and bec of this, i'll follow dave now

[ngdj999]

this is a mouse... LOL!!!!

[digitalmasterdata]

wow great transmission this one !! i just found this ! LOL

[Soonerball09]

CBS=moneyhogs with ads

[MrIslam4lyf]

letterman show is the funniest EVER !! hahaa

[default1011]

fucking ads !!!

[ballerinarachet11]

ah Letterman! Your so funny!

[jdkjkjdkjdks]

Genius!!!

[juventus19851996]

Masterpiece of comedy!!!

[MADUDE1000]

Show time ....geeez whats with these commercials 30 secs?

[road4life]

haha this shit is da bomb!

[CHUBAASAURUS]

twitter is the queers living next door who i don't mind until they let their dog out on my property.

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

lol I love it... This is like watching my dad use a computer. Endlessly fascinating and hilarious.

[CatiCullen]

this is how my mom first reacted to twitter ahahahah she sat there going soooo what happens next..... and I was like Thats i mom, you just tweet

[mujinnokoya]

I am home schooled and I like my mommy.

[BounceDK2]

Firefox + Adblock = Win

[jadlerhalofan]

bleh, Twitter is a joke.

[Lexy015]

twitter is gay

[CheesyCheetah]

Whats really gay is stealing the typewriter video that was uploaded 3 months ago. Get your own content you unoriginal piece of shit.

[Lexy015]

@CheesyCheetah lol. idk why why everyone likes it so much. damn i can't believe i got like 113,000. like wtf. i was not excepting that. it wasn't even that good and my audio is off.

[cooldjice]

TWITTER rules, and this sketch is a complete waste of time making fun of it. Dave, maybe if you kept in touch with your fans, then your show wouldn't suck.

[witchman1]

Whats with these fucking ads?

[dustjam82]

it's called money and corporate greed.

[masterchief3k]

So this tweet was sent out at 1:52 PM, so that's in the afternoon when they film the show, LATE IS A LIIIEEEEE

[metalfreak4677]

You"re just now figuring that out it's been like that forever. Lmao

[electroman076]

Hey Dave you dirty old pig.... Why don't you make jokes about Tiger woods banging one of the Obama GIRLS !

Just like you did the Palin girl and A-Rod

It would be fitting don't you think?

Oh wait thats right you are a Far Left Wing Ideologue in 2009 ..

ITS THE VERY REASON YOU ARE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

[masterchief3k]

he says "this is a mouse" and the audience cheers like he did something awesome LOL

[Crazysammy911]

He should invite tiger woods over and they could talk about how they got busted

[electroman076]

Now that would be must see TV.....

Dave might actually have ratings on par with someone like Glenn Beck for a change!

Hey dave the 80's are calling and they want you back you philandering jerk

[TheGiveadogabone]

Muslim circumcision: The circumciser fingers the child's penis until it is erect, then pulls the prepuce all the way down, completely exposing the glans, which he examines, and removes any sebaceous matter. There are several ways of clamping, tying, or compressing the foreskin after it is drawn tightly forward, whereupon it is removed with an expert flick of the blade.

[wo0ow1987]

i don't know why this is suppose to be funny

[smikules]

He's basically just slamming Twitter, as it is a complete joke because the media has over saturated the whole thing.

Twitter is just another dumb thing to flood the internet. Conan also makes fun of it, but a little better.

I hate Twitter :)

[miiz031]

must see guys,you love it! guranteed

watch?v=pzA6eC88_-0

[dan650472]

hes so lucky that tiger woods took the spotlight away from him

[uppermanxx]

davids getting old

is that what he calls laptops, twitter machines

lol

[lightingdog]

is he using a mac?

[electroman076]

Of course Dave is using a Mac ...

He is too old and Un Cool to realize that in this decade PC's are now just as good with multimedia as a Mac .

While costing 1/3 the price for an equally and in some cases better equipped machine

[showoffverrado]

STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE ADDS!

[willluvsthe411]

WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!!

[dozgod]

lag tube hd

[Indianmalujl]

not tube's fault =] get a HD monitor with a Quad core 8gb memory computer you will be fine.

[lightingdog]

lol i cant afford it, im only 13

[Indianmalujl]

lol de-select HD then you can watch it nicely =D  oh and tell your dad to buy one.

[NapalmWeed]

it's like watching my friends grandpa use a computer and discover the internet. lol hilarious

[HaistaPaska92]

I don't know why ppl are complaining about the ads...... first of all, this is a website full of free videos. Is it really that hard to watch a 30-second commercial before the vid? and youtube needs to make money to keep running and showing you these free videos. There are much less ads than on other similar websites

[XxSconeManxX]

Is it really so hard for people to learn how to use adblockers? christ.

[HaistaPaska92]

I didn't know adblockers work on these? mine doesn't :/

[XxSconeManxX]

I'm assuming that's why I never get these supposedly horrendous ads anymore.

[Thomasgraversen]

WTF WITH THE ADS!?

[evil221884]

if youtube was ad free, then google is probably gonna charge us to use youtube....same with facebook

[culwin]

I see no ads.

Instead of complaining, why don't you learn how to block what you don't like.

[fraq81]

i do smell veal and peppers...

[SDcuddy]

what ads are you guys talking about....?

i dont see any ads ....

[TempletonIII]

holy shit... that fking ad lasted 30 sec!!!

[ELowkey7]

That pretty much sums up how I feel about twitter. Twats.

[UR1NIGHTER]

Its blacked out!!!!

[AStack75]

Well that was a waste of five minutes.

[paganizonda89]

lol

[VoiceOfReasonQQ]

sweet...

haters...u guys hate everything...Dave is the man...the ads are not a problem...it was so fast

[stevesprinceofsteaks]

Letterman. What a fagot POS.

[RussellUpsomgrubb]

in reply to steveprinceofsteaks(howstupid isthat?) You must be someone who posts the mundane bullshit details of your life on Twitter.

[stevesprinceofsteaks]

Never twitted in my life . Never hung around a bus station sucking fagot cocks like you either. But to each his own. And Letterman is a POS. Just like you cocksucker boy.

[oneprincess777]

whats d f****...................

[Megamediaplex]

dot com

[FlyinRyans35]

YOUTUBE IS SLITTING THEIR OWN THROATS WITH THESE ADS. I thought youtube was one of those rare, dependable sights not entire based on money and GREED. but now that 1 in every ten videos watched has a 30 second - 1 minute COMMERCIAL on it, im going to put my time elsewhere on the internet.

[KwEs154]

well its not youtube its google they bought youtube a while back and they started putting ads and shit

[frostyh81]

haha the ad at the end was kinda funny. about the girl who read her sisters diary and got a d on a spelling test. lol. also love david letterman late show. :)

[zerosonico]

Why the F would I want to see an AD from a STORE IN THE US when I LIVE IN SOUTH AMERICA? ¬¬

[CharlesMVP]

LMFAO

[Lingerfoot]

Hi, from The United States of America! How is south America? LoL!

[elysamh]

Bc everything in the US comes from South America. Or China. Pretty much anywhere but the US.

[showoffverrado]

becasue you are on an American run webstite??

[zerosonico]

Im just saying, if Vimeo restricts videos depending on location, youtube could change the ads. ¬¬ idk, just throw a coca-cola ad. something i could actually buy.

[showoffverrado]

its not like youtube is picking what ads to show, it is whatever vcompany is paying money to have thier ad shown on what videos

[socialnoocrat]

fuck ads, fuck twitter, fuck youtube feeding us shit

[SerjElectTheDead]

@socialnoocrat

Well said.

[elysamh]

It's funny bc you agreed with him saying "f*ck twitter" and then you @ him. Like people do on twitter.

[Basebalfan18]

i never uh.. got any of those ads... what are you guys talking about. seriously.

[bigbassist321]

holy shit the ads get longer and longer

[SKoGoMoney]

Fuck ads this is bullshit.

[iraqiboy90]

I hate this forced ad in the beginning and the end

[slenderlatina]

ha!ha!

[xXxDragunov14xXx]

Fuck tweeter.

[apache1234657]

ads suck balls

[TheATrain421]

Nice ad...go FUCK YOURSELF!!! :)

[maulcs]

Like CBS doesn't make enough money. They REALLY have to put fucking ads on their videos on fucking Youtube.

[Rookie11]

I never comment but these ads F-ing suck

[blowmanx]

Wtf with the ad?!

[Eivan10R]

haha hes so funny.

[screwjitsu]

if somebody had their iphone in the studio audience they could have read it first

[barneygrumble]

for all you bummed on the ads, you need to get yourself "ad muncher" it will make your life easier

[randomenvelope]

that add was really stupid

[tauno908]

soo funny ha ha haa:pointless

[kalenen]

COMMERCIAL WHORES!

[zx2012]

fuck ads

[jsouce]

I farted. Some folks tweeted me and have mentioned that my farts, do smell like veal and peppers. Wow!

[xzerov2]

screw the ads

[kubek]

Good one :) I feel the same and I'm not even that old.

[iani950601]

well thiswas retardet they make such a big deal out of tweeter wtf!

[thetylife]

tweeting is for twits.

[Oliver260]

He is jewish, right?

[danyman88]

fucking CBS, i hope cbs dies

[carlcannabis]

Letterman has been the best in his league for a long time, and all you idiots who now hate him, whether it's because of his mistakes or Palin are pathetic. Lowest form of scum on the earth? Give me a break.

[cmhsgrad02]

i remember an interview that he had about twitter and he said he would never do it.. lol

[phoenixxable]

on that phone the time is 4:53pm ...i thot the late show came on at like 11 =P

[UserNumber3141592653]

But its filmed during the day

[chenchiheshang]

@phoenixxable its filmed in afternoon, aired in late night

[phoenixxable]

o i know lol i was tryin to be funny haha

[mrtbag420]

David Letterman is a retard. He is the lowest form of scum on earth.

[gulgul2006]

hug it out bitch

[Armando7654]

tweeter is for retards who like to be controled

[lvecsey]

next week, how to edit a word document ;)

[ariiiiigold]

"This is a mouse"

*AUDIENCE CLAPS*

Wow, Americans are retarded.

[xleax]

This is comedy.. lighten up, pinhead.

[Rovolloth]

You do know that this is comedy, right? Of course their gonna clap at his introductiong to something MOST people know what is, it's FUNNY he acts like that to some people.

[ariiiiigold]

Of course I know it's "comedy", I wouldn't call it that BECAUSE IT ISN'T FUNNY.

[Rovolloth]

To you it isn't.

[Boss6219]

hahah I love Dave

[jolieapreslenuit]

YAY i saw it on his twitter :)

[murfad]

you know, he acts like he doesnt know how to use a computer.

but i take a guess: he actually has no idea how to use a computer :D

[bigbosscentral90]

Letterman's the sharpest talk show host. O'Brien's a goon. Leno's limp and O'Brien looks like a startled schoolkid.

[richie8811]

This is a mouse... Lol It's like he's educating us.

[peaceandmetal88]

ROFL when he's trying to find his ENTER button.

[EmpireWF]

hmm...Letterman being old is suppose to make me laugh?

ugh

[Alexraz01]

fuckn advertisements

[chadt4]

"Do you smell veal and peppers?"

Best line ever!

[samigrl1234]

lol! XD what is his twitter name???

[HunkOfLove]

Late_show

[Kelbert88]

Another man who loves to play the field. Him and Tiger Woods should start their own club.

[GamerGrl90]

WELCOME TO TWITTER MY MAN!

[slygirls09]

oh my goodness. im laughing. welcome to twitter!

[tomacalin86]

welcome to the Twittersphere