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  • Why don't you pick up girl while Stuttering!

  • looks so easy , but i see/know/heard/think that picking up girls in america/england is much more easier than in the other parts of europe except of england. u also see those nasty shows with the girls showing their tits/asses on tv talkshows all the time , doesnt happen in germany :D.

  • GODS AMONG EFFEMINATE LADY BOYS!

  • I honestly wonder at how many numbers they have in their phones

  • next simple tips you should talk about dominating the friend zone or a girl you already know... new girls are a none issue but most the things i know / learned from you kinda seem obsolete on someone you already know, and you guys seem far more practiced haha

  • 5.04 EPIC FACE IS EPIC

  • LOL! at 2:50

    

  • for each video like this one you upload, you should upload 1 with a full conversation, one for every guy... I love your videos anyways

  • LMAO type yo numba in befo i dont want it no mo

  • Why does everyone put Gamefire in the background for music?

  • pick up girls...AS GIRLS.

  • I agree with mrNastyTime I wanna see the whole conversation CMON MAAN!!

  • Holy shit that marry your brother one was fukin epic

  • Pick up girls while having a boner!!!!

  • I believe we'll find them retards when they upload full lenght.approaches

  • thumbs up if you want them to use how i met your mother lines/techniques. :)

  • they actually got numbers.... O.o what the hell?

  • What is the song at :40.?

  • 1:30, she sounds like a horse lol

  • jesse is so funny jus tcause he makes shit all awkwward

  • abrasive negro! LOL

  • Barbie is so classy :3

  • I SAW CAPTAIN MORGEN!

  • when it goes really bad, im gunna say "yea,l this went better then expected :)"

    when he it was a fail lol 

  • 4:40 haha!

  • and im considering letting you be with me

  • @ace9846 I know he forgot that part at the end of it

  • Excuse me ma'am, is this abrasive negro bothering you? xDDD

  • Hey girl, that suit is aw shit -walks away-

  • KLAYPEXXXXXX

    

  • too funny :O

  • "abrasive negro" hahaha

  • Pickup girls while acting and dressed as Ninjas

  • Are women that boring? They should really assume the subordinate position they held before "democracy"; lol, that's appropriate for them.

  • hey guys what about vampire pickup? :D

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  • some girls r just assholes

  • whats the name of the song at 5:05

  • go up to them and say "do you know the way to your vagina" LOL.....

  • why do they only show the opener and then the close? WHAT HAPPENS IN BETWEEN!?!?!

  • Just dress up like old people and try to hit on people

  • Dye your hair red and get extremely pale skin, then do this shit. Boom.

  • Twould not surprise me if all the numbers they pick up are minefield infested trolls so they blur the faces to make make them seem hotter.

    Still love the videos though

  • @ayersj14 No, a couple of their earlier videos (that've been removed a long time ago) had faces unblurred and they looked really pretty

  • Lose/pretend to lose your voice and pick up chicks

  • pick up girls in public transport, like bus and metro

  • Why cant you show their faces anymore?

  • @TheeeoryMe Because these girls don't know they're being filmed. Faces are unblurred on the Interview videos since one of the SP guys is the camera guy and they know he's right there.

  • haha i laughed so hard

  • lol wtf was that first approach haha? .....good way to get over fear of the approach i guess!

  • Damn, you guys suck at saying these lines with the charisma like Will... And still it works :D

  • more videos

  • @ReidHarris7

    Do u even lift???

  • jesse's technique is the funniest, kong is the more seductive one, and jason you are simply trolling brah lol i don't see your technique actually working. you gotta be more natural man slow it down a bit.

  • PICK UP GIRLS IN THE GYM, EVEN THOUGH IM SHREDDED AND AESTHETIC AS FUAARRRK ALREADY

  • why are the faces blurred now?

  • So, i am doing those disgusting hobbies wich is being infront of computer for whole day, and I can't get rid of it, any advice?

  • @kuttlauri

    Press Windows+R, type

    shutdown -s -t 1

    and press Enter

  • Pick up girls as hipsters

  • How come you didn't show the whole convo leading up to getting the number.

  • Even the pros get rejected. This motivates me to keep approaching. Thanks guys!!!!!

  • I wanna see the whole conversation not just parts.

  • LOL my comment is in the top comments :)

  • @10xMaradona You just made me thumb down your top comment, well done

  • @absurdrhino lol why?

  • why no faces?

  • K wait I dont get it do you mean you can pickup girls however as long as youre confident and coolish? :P

  • @JamesonLB

    He means if u didnt put ":p" at the end there, then that comment would be alright

  • Pick up girls like Barney Stinson from How i met your mother!!!!!!

  • 4:12 naw i hope u called her

  • Pick up girls in a Speedo lol

  • For anyone that's wondering, the song at the beginning is "gamefire" by Klaypex.

  • pick up girls as Jehovah's witnesses

  • On the last girl, when she said your pick up line wasn't working, you shoulda said, "Oh no, what can I do better," then if they say nothing, "COME ON!! Gimme some feed back!"

  • @91JHA

    foreveralone.png

  • I feel you Indian Guy :'(

  • <IM THE 3.333 OMGOGMOGOMOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Pick up girls at your mom's house

  • awww, man ya'll aren't as smooth as will though when you say them. Good job getting the numbers otherwise

  • @QwertyQuirks I think Will Smith had multiple retakes as an option during the filming of the episodes...

  • yesss

  • Double entendre swag.

  • Too EPIC 1:32

  • That last one was painful

  • try to get phone numbers in Twilight-style. I don`t think thats really possible...:D

  • LMFAO! Love how Kong completely ignores the little girl trying to meet Barbie at 1:50

  • What's the intro song?

  • u guys make rejection look so easy and funny

  • hahahaha bitches at the end :D

  • epic ending

  • Pickup with a huge accent,

  • chinese folks talking in the background lol 4:28

  • Pick up girls dressed as Pokemon! Using the pokemon dialogue and attacks, such as fire blast etc.

  • I dare you guys to really challenge yourselves dress up as BUMS...meaning you'd have to look and smell like garbage.Hehehe

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW VIDEO YOU BASTARDS?! I MUST LIVE VICARIOUSLY

  • What do you call a pretty girl at UCLA?.....LOST. GO TROJANS!

  • whats the theme song you used?

  • Pick up girls whilst dressed like LMFAO and using their catchphrases

  • pick up girls while picking in your nose

  • You guys are impressive, there are some things you all did that i wont be able to pull off with the same confidence as you all did.

  • the fuck i wish u guys said u were coming to ucla...

  • Pick up guys...

  • whats the song at the beginning

    

  • Pick up girls while acting like Johnny Bravo. You guys do that, you all are kings of pickups

  • why are they blocking the faces now

  • wish i could see the girls faces

  • You guys should dress up like Johnny Bravo, do his dances and stuff, go "HURRR" while you flex your muscles and use cheesy ass pickup lines LOL

  • @CRIMS0NKANE

    I hated Johnny Bravo. Such a dumb cartoon

  • @31MillerTime31 how dare you say that to crimspn :O

  • @CRIMS0NKANE FUCKING YES

  • there is a big difference between picking up numbers.. and what happens after that.

  • "is this negro bothering you?" LOL

  • Pick up girls Johnny Bravo Style!

  • theese guys probz got rejected a shit loooad

  • @iiTzVoLT

    yhea but how many times do they get laid

  • Pick up girls being blind.

  • I need more videos!

  • picking up girls with barney stinsons lines

  • watch?v=rXxoj4nDvRI

  • pick up girls with Osama or Alqaeda dress

  • SMH yall should know that only Will Smith can pull this off 100% without fail.

  • Pick up girls using commercial catch phrases

  • Pick up girls at the gym!

  • Pick up girls at the Gym!

  • I had to come watch this video because the most recent upload (stupid interview) is weak azns

  • Pick up girls in the gym

  • @10xMaradona please can you tell me what is so special about that? No offense, I just want to know, thanks

  • @iamreadingboobs abt wht?

  • @10xMaradona Do they even lift?

  • @AdamOKC maybe kong does (little bit)

  • pick up girls while acting like sheldon from big bang theory!! :p ahahha

  • Isn't that the mario party music? :D

  • Pick up girls while bald!

  • i HAD to sub this guy are too good lol

  • time to hit the gym boys gettin soft.

    

  • poor girls, they all think they are wanted by these guys, but theey are just getting used for a youtube show. haha i do this too but i still feel b ad for them

  • hard to watch

  • PICK UP GIRLS AS GANGSTERS OR CHOLOS

  • Pick up girls while wearing fat suits

  • Pick up girls using different languages

  • Pick up girls in Class!

  • I love how you have fun with it and it's funny! but on the serious note, you all need to work on body language and the way you say things.. the lines from fresh prince are so dead compare to how Will Smith says them.. but I love your videos ;)

  • or pick up girls naming sex positions

  • pickup girls using variations for boobs and ass

  • Thx to people like you , we can't pick up women as easier as it used to be :D

  • pick up girls in a fat suit

  • pick up girls dressed like the matrix

  • Jesse is my hero

  • pick up girls picking a big ass phone thats so old and looks like a house phone, or maybe pull out a house phone!! or a track phone!! haha

  • haha first girl took a sly picture of you on her phone before she walked away. i guess in case evidence is needed for a crime she was worried you were about to commit

  • Harold and Kumar picking up girls :P

  • try picking up a girl while with your "girlfriend" who leaves after you break the ice

  • pick up girls while touching your own penis

  • pick up girls while continuously farting

  • thanks for showing that rejection at the end, my appreciation of the large, rounded, golden balls you guys have just increased by a ton. Jesse looked completely unphased hahaha!!!

  • "I'm sorry, is this abrasive negroe bothering you?" WTF. Ha ha, I feel terrible for laughing... :P

  • Theres no emotion in these pick up lines like in the Fresh Prince

  • where do you take the girls after you get the number? do you just take them for coffee or a drink? 

  • LMFAO.

  • Pick up girls acting as child molesters.

  • the last 2..... damn bitches!

  • lol

  • Pick up girls dressed as 14th through 18th century explorers...lingo and all

  • Pick up girls while tripping shrooms

  • Holy crap at UCLA again? HOW DID I MISS YOU GUYS?!

  • dude, getting their phone number is easy, but fucking them... make some videos of taking them to bed lol go through it

  • Their delivery is horrible lol...

  • pickup girls in the mall

  • MILFS

    !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I'm sure their faces were ugly :D jk

  • pick up girls without saying a single word

  • @Narf42 how the hell you gonna do that? slip them a date rape drug?