looks so easy , but i see/know/heard/think that picking up girls in america/england is much more easier than in the other parts of europe except of england. u also see those nasty shows with the girls showing their tits/asses on tv talkshows all the time , doesnt happen in germany :D.
next simple tips you should talk about dominating the friend zone or a girl you already know... new girls are a none issue but most the things i know / learned from you kinda seem obsolete on someone you already know, and you guys seem far more practiced haha
@TheeeoryMe Because these girls don't know they're being filmed. Faces are unblurred on the Interview videos since one of the SP guys is the camera guy and they know he's right there.
jesse's technique is the funniest, kong is the more seductive one, and jason you are simply trolling brah lol i don't see your technique actually working. you gotta be more natural man slow it down a bit.
On the last girl, when she said your pick up line wasn't working, you shoulda said, "Oh no, what can I do better," then if they say nothing, "COME ON!! Gimme some feed back!"
poor girls, they all think they are wanted by these guys, but theey are just getting used for a youtube show. haha i do this too but i still feel b ad for them
I love how you have fun with it and it's funny! but on the serious note, you all need to work on body language and the way you say things.. the lines from fresh prince are so dead compare to how Will Smith says them.. but I love your videos ;)
haha first girl took a sly picture of you on her phone before she walked away. i guess in case evidence is needed for a crime she was worried you were about to commit
thanks for showing that rejection at the end, my appreciation of the large, rounded, golden balls you guys have just increased by a ton. Jesse looked completely unphased hahaha!!!
Why don't you pick up girl while Stuttering!
SingDriver101 15 hours ago
looks so easy , but i see/know/heard/think that picking up girls in america/england is much more easier than in the other parts of europe except of england. u also see those nasty shows with the girls showing their tits/asses on tv talkshows all the time , doesnt happen in germany :D.
TropicalNeon 1 day ago in playlist Uploaded videos
GODS AMONG EFFEMINATE LADY BOYS!
AIDSmonkey88 1 day ago
I honestly wonder at how many numbers they have in their phones
Bazzzzzaaaaaa 2 days ago
next simple tips you should talk about dominating the friend zone or a girl you already know... new girls are a none issue but most the things i know / learned from you kinda seem obsolete on someone you already know, and you guys seem far more practiced haha
09seveyw 4 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
5.04 EPIC FACE IS EPIC
Ougk 4 days ago
LOL! at 2:50
zetarobot 4 days ago
for each video like this one you upload, you should upload 1 with a full conversation, one for every guy... I love your videos anyways
Noruego 5 days ago
LMAO type yo numba in befo i dont want it no mo
01Criss 5 days ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Why does everyone put Gamefire in the background for music?
VisionNeedle 5 days ago
pick up girls...AS GIRLS.
DarkstarrLu 5 days ago 7
I agree with mrNastyTime I wanna see the whole conversation CMON MAAN!!
labase1234 1 week ago
Holy shit that marry your brother one was fukin epic
Kazeumi 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pick up girls while having a boner!!!!
boarder808 1 week ago 43
I believe we'll find them retards when they upload full lenght.approaches
Kanzler16 1 week ago
thumbs up if you want them to use how i met your mother lines/techniques. :)
headtanner 1 week ago 2
they actually got numbers.... O.o what the hell?
JayNoonaYeppo 1 week ago
What is the song at :40.?
14ACFC 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
1:30, she sounds like a horse lol
RollingEight 1 week ago
jesse is so funny jus tcause he makes shit all awkwward
TheGentleWizard 1 week ago 4
abrasive negro! LOL
badballiance87 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Barbie is so classy :3
fahsky 1 week ago
I SAW CAPTAIN MORGEN!
siebelebieb 1 week ago
when it goes really bad, im gunna say "yea,l this went better then expected :)"
when he it was a fail lol
thedags22 1 week ago 2
4:40 haha!
HoNBurgers 1 week ago
and im considering letting you be with me
ace9846 1 week ago
@ace9846 I know he forgot that part at the end of it
undrtakr900 1 week ago
Excuse me ma'am, is this abrasive negro bothering you? xDDD
Bleck167 1 week ago
Hey girl, that suit is aw shit -walks away-
Jonathanaturmom 1 week ago
KLAYPEXXXXXX
dinnerbagel 1 week ago
too funny :O
canihaveusername 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"abrasive negro" hahaha
killiandarcy42023 1 week ago
Pickup girls while acting and dressed as Ninjas
imViralz 1 week ago in playlist Get Her Number!
Are women that boring? They should really assume the subordinate position they held before "democracy"; lol, that's appropriate for them.
MrYahya0101 1 week ago
hey guys what about vampire pickup? :D
wayofterrence 1 week ago
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yiaviver 2 weeks ago
some girls r just assholes
ssmars39 2 weeks ago
whats the name of the song at 5:05
yooey123 2 weeks ago
go up to them and say "do you know the way to your vagina" LOL.....
AqualimitedX1 2 weeks ago
why do they only show the opener and then the close? WHAT HAPPENS IN BETWEEN!?!?!
ooplah3344 2 weeks ago
Just dress up like old people and try to hit on people
BeatThat21 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Dye your hair red and get extremely pale skin, then do this shit. Boom.
MrDefarr 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Twould not surprise me if all the numbers they pick up are minefield infested trolls so they blur the faces to make make them seem hotter.
Still love the videos though
ayersj14 2 weeks ago
@ayersj14 No, a couple of their earlier videos (that've been removed a long time ago) had faces unblurred and they looked really pretty
Haquize 2 weeks ago
Lose/pretend to lose your voice and pick up chicks
CAPSLOCKBRO 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
pick up girls in public transport, like bus and metro
silentkap 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Why cant you show their faces anymore?
TheeeoryMe 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@TheeeoryMe Because these girls don't know they're being filmed. Faces are unblurred on the Interview videos since one of the SP guys is the camera guy and they know he's right there.
Haquize 2 weeks ago
haha i laughed so hard
fingerlickingoodism 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
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lol wtf was that first approach haha? .....good way to get over fear of the approach i guess!
fingerlickingoodism 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
lol wtf was that first approach haha? .....good way to get over fear of the approach i guess!
fingerlickingoodism 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
Damn, you guys suck at saying these lines with the charisma like Will... And still it works :D
GrandChamp1989 2 weeks ago
more videos
Thespllshify 2 weeks ago
@ReidHarris7
Do u even lift???
salamiscool 2 weeks ago
jesse's technique is the funniest, kong is the more seductive one, and jason you are simply trolling brah lol i don't see your technique actually working. you gotta be more natural man slow it down a bit.
djole94 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
PICK UP GIRLS IN THE GYM, EVEN THOUGH IM SHREDDED AND AESTHETIC AS FUAARRRK ALREADY
ReidHarris7 2 weeks ago
why are the faces blurred now?
hotjavalava 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
So, i am doing those disgusting hobbies wich is being infront of computer for whole day, and I can't get rid of it, any advice?
kuttlauri 3 weeks ago 2
@kuttlauri
Press Windows+R, type
shutdown -s -t 1
and press Enter
youwillshitbrix 2 weeks ago
Pick up girls as hipsters
Manolo92ish 3 weeks ago
How come you didn't show the whole convo leading up to getting the number.
freshtodeath561 3 weeks ago
Even the pros get rejected. This motivates me to keep approaching. Thanks guys!!!!!
Is3rf 3 weeks ago
I wanna see the whole conversation not just parts.
MrNastyTimee 3 weeks ago 110
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Pick up girls like Barney Stinson from How i met your mother!!!!!!
DJKURK 3 weeks ago
LOL my comment is in the top comments :)
10xMaradona 3 weeks ago
@10xMaradona You just made me thumb down your top comment, well done
absurdrhino 3 weeks ago 9
@absurdrhino lol why?
10xMaradona 2 weeks ago
why no faces?
donx009 3 weeks ago
K wait I dont get it do you mean you can pickup girls however as long as youre confident and coolish? :P
JamesonLB 3 weeks ago
@JamesonLB
He means if u didnt put ":p" at the end there, then that comment would be alright
suckathing 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pick up girls like Barney Stinson from How i met your mother!!!!!!
DJKURK 3 weeks ago
4:12 naw i hope u called her
kickmeout1 3 weeks ago
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pick up girls in a borat thong/mankinini suit!!
dennie111 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pick up girls in a Speedo lol
eXBouncers 3 weeks ago
For anyone that's wondering, the song at the beginning is "gamefire" by Klaypex.
FinalFORTITUDE1 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
pick up girls as Jehovah's witnesses
bladeddilon7 3 weeks ago
On the last girl, when she said your pick up line wasn't working, you shoulda said, "Oh no, what can I do better," then if they say nothing, "COME ON!! Gimme some feed back!"
91JHA 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@91JHA
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lolololort 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I feel you Indian Guy :'(
primal2k7 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
<IM THE 3.333 OMGOGMOGOMOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
tyyyreX 3 weeks ago
Pick up girls at your mom's house
zach26051 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
awww, man ya'll aren't as smooth as will though when you say them. Good job getting the numbers otherwise
QwertyQuirks 3 weeks ago
@QwertyQuirks I think Will Smith had multiple retakes as an option during the filming of the episodes...
KillerSalmon 3 weeks ago
yesss
Isreal4realz 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Double entendre swag.
ReindeerOfTheRoc123 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
Too EPIC 1:32
HamburgerBar 3 weeks ago 36
That last one was painful
victory01 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
try to get phone numbers in Twilight-style. I don`t think thats really possible...:D
Inothis1 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
LMFAO! Love how Kong completely ignores the little girl trying to meet Barbie at 1:50
Chunk0Chip 3 weeks ago
What's the intro song?
lStriker64l 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
u guys make rejection look so easy and funny
sbATTACK29 3 weeks ago
hahahaha bitches at the end :D
Nielsx1 3 weeks ago
epic ending
Kimjongil3000 3 weeks ago
Pickup with a huge accent,
papergrooves 3 weeks ago in playlist Get Her Number!
chinese folks talking in the background lol 4:28
Rarkanjo 3 weeks ago
Pick up girls dressed as Pokemon! Using the pokemon dialogue and attacks, such as fire blast etc.
S1ppyCup 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 3
I dare you guys to really challenge yourselves dress up as BUMS...meaning you'd have to look and smell like garbage.Hehehe
XiLoveSushi 3 weeks ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW VIDEO YOU BASTARDS?! I MUST LIVE VICARIOUSLY
pinkzeppelin95 3 weeks ago
What do you call a pretty girl at UCLA?.....LOST. GO TROJANS!
EagleFlight195 3 weeks ago
whats the theme song you used?
MrDieg99 3 weeks ago
Pick up girls whilst dressed like LMFAO and using their catchphrases
nicktompkins333 3 weeks ago
pick up girls while picking in your nose
ghaoticc 3 weeks ago
You guys are impressive, there are some things you all did that i wont be able to pull off with the same confidence as you all did.
arific 3 weeks ago
the fuck i wish u guys said u were coming to ucla...
dpdejarme 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pick up guys...
imapanda55 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
whats the song at the beginning
3DCBoyz 3 weeks ago
Pick up girls while acting like Johnny Bravo. You guys do that, you all are kings of pickups
BashfulProductions 3 weeks ago
why are they blocking the faces now
taker62632 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
wish i could see the girls faces
slowflowful 3 weeks ago
You guys should dress up like Johnny Bravo, do his dances and stuff, go "HURRR" while you flex your muscles and use cheesy ass pickup lines LOL
CRIMS0NKANE 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos 158
@CRIMS0NKANE
I hated Johnny Bravo. Such a dumb cartoon
31MillerTime31 3 weeks ago
@31MillerTime31 how dare you say that to crimspn :O
pieownisback 3 weeks ago
@CRIMS0NKANE FUCKING YES
Stefandurrr 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
there is a big difference between picking up numbers.. and what happens after that.
HaloMediaRecords 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"is this negro bothering you?" LOL
kirinblues 3 weeks ago
Pick up girls Johnny Bravo Style!
Darthvaderonearth 3 weeks ago 4
theese guys probz got rejected a shit loooad
iiTzVoLT 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@iiTzVoLT
yhea but how many times do they get laid
yourpapi001 3 weeks ago
Pick up girls being blind.
spongychickenx 3 weeks ago
I need more videos!
spongychickenx 3 weeks ago
picking up girls with barney stinsons lines
coolliz31 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
watch?v=rXxoj4nDvRI
davempua 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup
pick up girls with Osama or Alqaeda dress
DANEGRMAN 3 weeks ago
SMH yall should know that only Will Smith can pull this off 100% without fail.
2009JakeT2009 4 weeks ago
Pick up girls using commercial catch phrases
thekeithchannel 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pick up girls at the gym!
THExKINGxKINGx 4 weeks ago
Pick up girls at the Gym!
polishprancerPL 4 weeks ago
I had to come watch this video because the most recent upload (stupid interview) is weak azns
FieldArtillery07 4 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
Pick up girls in the gym
10xMaradona 4 weeks ago 89
@10xMaradona please can you tell me what is so special about that? No offense, I just want to know, thanks
iamreadingboobs 3 weeks ago
@iamreadingboobs abt wht?
10xMaradona 3 weeks ago
@10xMaradona Do they even lift?
AdamOKC 3 weeks ago
@AdamOKC maybe kong does (little bit)
10xMaradona 3 weeks ago
pick up girls while acting like sheldon from big bang theory!! :p ahahha
SlahsVurdonski 4 weeks ago 5
Isn't that the mario party music? :D
saltyxx99 4 weeks ago
Pick up girls while bald!
iamamartain1 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SimplePickup 2
i HAD to sub this guy are too good lol
pinochska 4 weeks ago
time to hit the gym boys gettin soft.
PXVXX 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
poor girls, they all think they are wanted by these guys, but theey are just getting used for a youtube show. haha i do this too but i still feel b ad for them
ricklidster 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hard to watch
ricklidster 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
PICK UP GIRLS AS GANGSTERS OR CHOLOS
Sasuke7760878 4 weeks ago in playlist Get Her Number! 4
Pick up girls while wearing fat suits
themusicharmony 4 weeks ago
Pick up girls using different languages
themusicharmony 4 weeks ago
Pick up girls in Class!
probassangler31 4 weeks ago
I love how you have fun with it and it's funny! but on the serious note, you all need to work on body language and the way you say things.. the lines from fresh prince are so dead compare to how Will Smith says them.. but I love your videos ;)
SleekWhip 4 weeks ago
or pick up girls naming sex positions
michaelzwarszawy 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
pickup girls using variations for boobs and ass
michaelzwarszawy 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Thx to people like you , we can't pick up women as easier as it used to be :D
khalidcs911 4 weeks ago
pick up girls in a fat suit
lilpatriot12 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
pick up girls dressed like the matrix
p2sredeemer 4 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Jesse is my hero
smurfmuncher 4 weeks ago
pick up girls picking a big ass phone thats so old and looks like a house phone, or maybe pull out a house phone!! or a track phone!! haha
djwilliams310 4 weeks ago
haha first girl took a sly picture of you on her phone before she walked away. i guess in case evidence is needed for a crime she was worried you were about to commit
ScottMills1988 4 weeks ago
Harold and Kumar picking up girls :P
Finsoul145 4 weeks ago
try picking up a girl while with your "girlfriend" who leaves after you break the ice
mikestang1 4 weeks ago
pick up girls while touching your own penis
YIchigoY 1 month ago in playlist Get Her Number! 3
pick up girls while continuously farting
21528 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
thanks for showing that rejection at the end, my appreciation of the large, rounded, golden balls you guys have just increased by a ton. Jesse looked completely unphased hahaha!!!
alewisztann 1 month ago
"I'm sorry, is this abrasive negroe bothering you?" WTF. Ha ha, I feel terrible for laughing... :P
VarjeDag3 1 month ago
Theres no emotion in these pick up lines like in the Fresh Prince
ASmoove05 1 month ago
where do you take the girls after you get the number? do you just take them for coffee or a drink?
HornetUK1 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
LMFAO.
Angeliclily 1 month ago
Pick up girls acting as child molesters.
Koenbakkers 1 month ago in playlist Get Her Number!
the last 2..... damn bitches!
Hilty888 1 month ago
lol
GriizzXSavage 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Pick up girls dressed as 14th through 18th century explorers...lingo and all
AllFloatOn123 1 month ago
Pick up girls while tripping shrooms
AllFloatOn123 1 month ago
Holy crap at UCLA again? HOW DID I MISS YOU GUYS?!
Ledwix 1 month ago
dude, getting their phone number is easy, but fucking them... make some videos of taking them to bed lol go through it
Kanzler16 1 month ago
Their delivery is horrible lol...
Juniversal 1 month ago
pickup girls in the mall
aseristic 1 month ago
MILFS
!!!!!!!!!!!!
akgzutube 1 month ago
I'm sure their faces were ugly :D jk
ArminTheGman 1 month ago
pick up girls without saying a single word
Narf42 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 80
@Narf42 how the hell you gonna do that? slip them a date rape drug?