ROBOT RAP!!

[RaginDoomFire]

Toby has ruined my life. I cannot stop watching his videos and i am not getting any sleep for the last few days.

[landenrud]

... ill come work for you...

[beccarachael96]

I wonder what people think of him as he walks on the streets screaming at a camera...

[voldemortrules101]

*rewinds* *dances*

[voldemortrules101]

Toby ur a good rapper......

[MrsOtakuTaco]

intro of darkness then redness then whiteness then tobyness :D

[Snowflakeify98]

you can't rap Toby I'm sorry but you can't FORGIVE MEEEEE!!!!

[TheSteviieboy]

Anyone else notice that he puts all of his titles in all caps

[ClockBroken1234]

@ichibanksi

[ichibanski8]

delete all your videos please

[AdmiralOfTheAir]

@ichibanski8 Just leave. Please.

[simslover1113]

did any one else the shoping cart

[kalib12340]

@56database- nice

[CaptainToddPerson]

anybody else notice Toby's antennae? <3

[SoCalHCO728]

@SonoraScene yea that was a shopping cart I had the same question/ statement. I was surprised that he didn't point it out!

[RememberTheVault101]

i wish i meet Toby then we do INTRO DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WAHITNESS!!!!

[TheStitch1000]

0:36-0:45

uh... what? sorry i dident understand a single word you just said.

please repea... actually. dont. PLEASE. >.< lol but nice vid

[melodydiamondeyes]

yay transformers

[SonoraScene]

Was that a shopping cart in the background of 3:02 - 3:06

[SonoraScene]

Toby: but i like the flipflops instead of heely's

*BRANCH POPS UP ALMOST HITTING HIS FACE*

Toby: AHHHHHHH! heely's which u know make the little clicker sound.

Me: BLESS YOUR FACE for not being hit by that tree branch!

[patinoina1]

oihrgiier 9rg2cn3nmqweewfkqwefjqwefkrgn t-shirts!

[56Database]

12754 Ventura Boulevard, Studio City

Ultimate Cleaners

too easy.

[84ZeroG]

My wife actually went into labor on Labor Day this year!!!

[Silverclaw986]

Haha, I still have some 'Rock 'em, Sock 'em Robots!' They are awesome!

[maxxspin]

flowers, and planes and flippy floppys XD

[nintendoshadowninja]

i was in a forest preserve last weekend and OVER 100 planes flew over in the course of about 3 hours. like i counted 100, then i stopped cus i got distracted and i was there for at least another hour. toby would have been in heaven. it was awesome. you couldnt go a minute without seeing at least one plane.

[TheBobbitBobbit9999]

Then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!

lol

I would work for Toby

[amberm1994]

You can totally buy Rockem Sockem Robots online!

[TheOpossum13]

When Toby said clickity clack did anyone else say "that like button"?

[hasko1197]

Just keep clicking on 2:22

[xOGxMODZ]

omg use transcribe audio so funny

[BleuTheMilotic]

Toby if you hired me I would threaten to call the police of you forcing me to work for you inless you gave me a tobuscus shirt in a youth >.> or you would be arrested for forcing a kid to work for you! What? thats not creepy? well this comment is a waste of time!

[jaxsofspades]

sun of a GUNHORSE (see what i did there with the...sun..nvm)

[snipeaddict99]

whatswhat has annoying yet funny ads

[mntwinsfreak89]

OLYMPIC DIVING WITH A GO PRO!

CLICK HERE!

[XLaurenPaige]

There's always a click-ety clack when i walk-ety walk.

[thespeshulkid]

LOL my mom went into labor 17 years ago (on sept 5) when i was born :o

[CaSCHWANK]

"If you went into labor during this video, bless your baby."

[marshmello415]

anyone else actually rewind and dance to the rap? cause i know i did :D

[militarypillz]

@marshmello415 I DID FOR JUSTICE.

[Asymia]

"Sunset park of the baskets"... does Google Translate realize how totally off it is?

[Florasaurus]

Break dancing DOES help work. Silly imaginary editor.

[Florasaurus]

That was a fun party. 

[Incorected]

id love to work for you

[toughbail456]

press 5 repeatedly for crazy airplane beatz

[NerdtasticTyphlosion]

If you went into labor during this labor day, bless you. ;D

[9Cullens]

At my school we put tacks in the bottom of our shoes... then the teachers take our shoes from us and pry them out with scissors... and then we put more tacks in. :)

[o0OreidanO0o]

wow. didn't knoy about airplane-mode, thanks toby.

[JiNXTV9663]

I"LL WORK FOR YOU!!!!

[Calcium011]

If Whose Line was still on, Tobuscus would be one of the alternating guests.

[MegaBennster]

press this ten times fast: 2:22

[JBiebslover4eva94]

I'll work for you Toby!<3 haha((:

[xxDSDD4EVERxx]

I WILLL WORRK 4 U TOBBYYY!!!!! =D

[Mellyvamp]

lol motorbot?

[MinecraftMarik]

My great uncle invented the machine that makes the slinkey! XD

[daniel223543]

You are the most random person alive.

[Krystalwinds1990]

I sent Toby a letter. He either didn't get it, or didnt read it..... He probably didn't get it. 'Cuz if he gets a letter that asks him 2 read it in a vlog, he would read it in a vlog.... I'm sad now. :( I'm a very sad, ADHD woman.... But that's OK 'cuz I STILL LOVE YOU TOBY 'TOBUSCUS' TURNER!! My medicine hasn't kicked in yet. XD

[1992Victoria2011]

....there's always a clickity clack when i walkity walk ya know.......that was cute!

[heinzie5]

whats labour day?

[Brennna]

Cleets Toby. The things on the shoes. Guys just thought they sounded cool.

[windieraardvark]

19 people don't like supprize parties

[NoTheOtherMike]

I can haz tshirt?

[Treknekify]

pause @ 0:13 epic face!

[cwhite0729]

hooray for toby yet again saying "im seriously gonna go...."

::two minutes later::

"bless your face. if you sneezed during this labor day, bless you. booooppp."

[XxRawrxchanxX]

LOL pause @

2:23

XD

[TheGandoff]

Hey to but kiss say ( I m,a,p nis

[YouGotNeck]

I'm going to take you up on that offer of working for you.

[lpentis]

vsddvdvsdvsdv

[iluvponies9403]

you made this after my b day. 9-4-11 woot! lol

[joeho62664]

5 repeatedly...wise words of toby

[CryingHero]

Work for you? Yes please!

[sam12230]

I have a rock m sock m robot! would it make you happy if i sent it to you??

[itsmedee1998]

THIS AD IS CREAPY

[battIeforge]

I would love to work for you

[MarzWalkey]

"It's a plane!"

[adamroseski]

Someone must make a remix of that rap with background music it would be epic

[shadowstrider43]

Toby, you're not very coherent at times. Like Ozzy Osborne, only not. I lLOVE you, really don't like it. Him. Whateversexybeast. What? I didn't say anything!

[SLASH895]

press 5 epic rap number 2

[LoveInParisx]

Wendy Mccolm did a robot rap! It was awesome!

[SuperBlueHatMan]

toby, in all sincerity...can i work for you?

[thecre8a]

Is it me or have Toby's vlogs recently got MASSIVELY BETTER!!!!! xD

[Cece12caliber]

Mondays a FUNDAY!!!!!!

[HOLYCRAPMUFFINZ]

press 9 to hear get fucked

[OUDERLESSxFART]

17 people diddnt dodge the branch

[77XxJacquelinexX77]

My mom went into labour on labour day weekend...my birthday is September 3rd :D

[DudeWheresMyApple]

you could have danced?? Toby, I did dance.

[149276fields]

Those little plates your mom was talking about were heel and sometimes toe taps that many people used to keep their shoes from wearing out to fast because everybody couldn't afford to go buy shoes every week.

[fightingfoos]

There should be a "SPONSORRR" compilation video and then you'll almost certainly get sponsored by at least one of those things!

[Mononucleosis16]

i would love to come work for you.

[Mononucleosis16]

you are the most amazing freestyle rapper. ever.

[TheEverz]

I'm going into labor! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!! OAJKSSJBRTYHNBMJYTRF!!!!!! GRAAAAHHHHHH!!!! awwww! It's a boy!

[FroggyMasterMajora]

Hahaha Wtf?

[DaichiMoyaMusic]

HHahahaha

[ferresferret]

Pause it on 0:13 hahah :D:D

[ferresferret]

@ferresferret ok 0:12



[ferresferret]

@ferresferret Half way, go dangit!

[twichTF2]

@ferresferret

no, pause it on 0:16 = TOBY TROLLFACE :D

[ferresferret]

@twichTF2 Looks like awesome face :D:D

[Shiyozuki]

Meh, that rap thingy is stuck in my head xD

[AustralianHPfan]

I've always what would happen in Toby walked past some one just innocently going down the street

[afbestseller]

TEEEEE SHIRT OF I NEEEDESS ONE

[MiniDinosaurLove]

I literally sneezed during this video. 0_o

[TheHannonator2]

2:24 :D!!!!

[drizzt0909]

anyone see the 68 mustang from 0:25-0:28???? Hell yeah!!!!! beautiful car. ive got on myself =D

[drizzt0909]

@drizzt0909 one*

[ChuriAMVids]

I swear right before seeing this lazy vlog I said... Hmm.. been a long time since he saw a plane :D

[MossclawHarryPotter]

I would totally go work for you! What are you talking about?!

[ThatsPrettySnazy]

if u pause it at the rite moment at 2:24 his face will have a mental right in front of you(:

[ThatsPrettySnazy]

that awkward moment when no one else but toby can see the plane :/

[ThatsPrettySnazy]

is ur part time job being a rapper?

[thatfineb78]

Machinima tee?

[TheRemingtonChase]

I love how at 2:22 he didn't even address what happened. I love Toby!

[dylanthechameleon]

Oh Toby, I love your ADD-ness,

[SuperLmazz]

were they called tap shoes?

[dgreysouleater1]

I was invited!!! :3

[jjgray245]

i will work for u

[TheBiggBoyyss]

2:22 That's a win. Epic tree Toby dodging tree branch win. WIN! Roll the next clip Steven.

[TheRedpuff]

@TheBiggBoyyss Thanks for the replay button....

[foohba1]

@TheBiggBoyyss 2:00 That's a fail, Toby lisp screaming at a plane while yelling about staring into the sun trying to see the plane fail, ROLL THE FINAL CLIP STEVEN!

[SkullLineStudios]

I dont think there has ever been a video that he has made that didnt make me laughf keep doin it

[telegitness]

he should actually make a dance called the tobuscus and post it that be legit!

[Darkendsoul55]

pause at 3:15 he elooks like edward

[themightyswindian]

Haha! press 5 over and over!

[Qcumberseed]

How many channels do you have >.>

[snickdoo1]

I think Toby has ADD

[xXDevinChaseXx]

I have had a cold for a week, and I haven't sneezed during your videos once -_-

[hypersonamyguy]

If everything he does is called the Tobuscus then what is he doing NOW!! 0_0

[SubliminalReviews]

@hypersonamyguy The..... Tobuscus.....

[ASSASINSAM788]

2:22

[YousefTwentyThree]

lol

[Hisaysme234]

1:14 you can see his reflection... O_O

WE KNOW YOUR SECRETS, TOBY.

[lewyislostalot]

Haha, it's funny to watch Toby's reflection in the window behind him, we get to see what a LazyVlog looks like from outside the Audience's perspective.

[mtapia4216]

Lol

[Krank3dpark0ur]

i literally threw pepper in my face so i could be blessed

[CecenaGuy]

Seriously, you're a much better rapper than Soulja Boy, New Boyz, and Cali Swag District combined! They fucking suck! You fucking ROCK! :D

[unicornFREAK123]

sooo what is his real job??

[Krank3dpark0ur]

(toby's rap) im a cockatoo IM A BIRD MOTHA F**** IM A BIRD

[pepsi900017234]

I BOUGHT 2 SHITS AND A POSTER I FEEL SO SPECIAL

[onyxblade1990]

I'd work for you for free Toby watching your vids would be payment enougth

[UnesApproves]

Amazing rapper!

[MrDakotaSwan]

lol

[MrTubs15]

u should try rapping in an irish accent

[AllTimeGolden]

oh. & ill work fo you! lmao

[AllTimeGolden]

good gawd i love you hahhaa

[AllTimeGolden]

you need to be a rapper hahahah

[TheDaviddraws]

I couldn't take my eyes off of the reflection in the building windows. I guess I just didn't know I was such a good looking audience watching through a phone. Oh and thanks for inviting me to the party at the party, I was dancing the whole time 8D

[QuilavaKing]

I sneezed like 10 times this Labor Day. I'm so blessed! :D

[TheJohjaLegir]

I'm sorry Toby, but despite the fact you say Monday is funday, I disagree and Monday is a terrible terrible day of Satan.

[KKSMothafacka]

Toby you really got Skills on rapping :D

[nemessii]

random shopping trolley at 3:02 0.0

[TakeThatForever83]

i now have your shhhhhhhhh'ness habit as everytime a car passes an am talk i turn an say Shhhhhhhhhhhhh to the car, van, wagen ect its soooo funny!!!!! I need a TOBUSCUS T-Shirt to match the Shhhhhhhhhhh'ness x

[Kb1hockeychick]

Just as long as you dont put you phone in Airplane mode and throw it across the room expecting it to grow wings. IT IS NOT A TRANSFORMER.... yet XD

[SaGazit]

press 5 for "OH THE PAIN!!"

[xEmmaLOVESmusicx]

i burst out laughing with my head phones in, and my mum tells me off. :3

BTW Toby, You're actually quite good at freestyle rapping. :D

[Finished2295]

I can't believe how much Toby has changed from his old vids xD

[Glameyes1]

I love that I have seen other people film Toby, filming himself....people would be like, 'why is he bouncing his i phone is the stairs? WTFather?' I mean, I would.

[loversmotion]

@sw204me yeah HAHA he's great tho

[palavakala]

POOBness!

[countryboy44555]

67' Mustang at 0:25

[Eteam96]

t-shirt please love u a lot

[itsnx13]

the way he said 'whiteness' at the start was just pure epic.

[danceN2music]

your rapping is amazing xD

[Soni77777]

chuckles605? my friend is chuckes536 :D

[khreag]

you're watching too much Craig Ferguson

[BattleStarGalazica]

i got work experience and i am gonna come take stevens place k?

[Zirrathegoldenfox]

I WOULD TOTALLY COME WORK FOR YOU.

[demonboy40]

=]

[wont4get1992]

there is never 2 much buscus!!!!

[gtrnwhat]

You can't rewind real life D:

[KamiChaotic]

Love you toby!!

[chablehh]

Everything you do is called the Tobuscus?

that must be weird for your exes