Video E-Card #1: Distaste

[FurnifursTwin]

::::I fuckin' just died::::

[0ldShoes]

Oh my, you could totally put the audio to a porn and make it fabulous

try it!

[BayouLou]

You are fuckin adorable

[endlessjoe]

Ah, you make me e-swoon, young lady :)

[BayouLou]

Good that makes me happy

[paisleyduck]

LMAO

[gnrhutch]

this is hilarious

[Seckowaty]

Hehehe... very funny :P

[wstoner]

The list of people I could send this to is endless :)

[lynxradio]

i wanted to say too that i just showed my mom this. she laughed so hard she farted when you did that thing under your chin.

[endlessjoe]

Flatulent laughter is one of our goals. You made my night. NAY! ..... my existence.

[anotherelvis]

Hehe, wonderful.

[anotherelvis]

I am looking forward to more vides in this series. BTW: Here is another video that also goes well as a video e-card. watch?v=WgrLclMeabA

[ickypachow]

I love you, Joe!!

[endlessjoe]

I love you more. It's like .... like .... DAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNN!

[dontheman17]

This appears to be an interesting way of saying hello to someone you love.

Now I could be wrong here.

I'm just saying.

[PureKafka]

Think I'll send this to all my friends while they're at work.

[IA010N]

biggest load of rubbish

[dickponderous]

I'm nominating this for a Yoscar

[endlessjoe]

dickponderous ... you complete me.

[Fosterovermann]

Great video!

[chadpro2005]

video was so simple and genius at the same time!!

[carolperez]

stereo good one

[claushah]

LOL! I totally have someone in mind...thanks!

[seanbedlam]

I'm sharing this message of hope with all my Youtube chums. The Lord smiles on you from behind his Cosmic Salad Bar.

[endlessjoe]

Bedlam, your face haunts my dreams. I mean that in the most disturbing and creepy way imaginable.

[JunkmanJim]

I am sending this to myself

[endlessjoe]

Junkman, don't you die on us. Oh, and the King of King Kong was goddamn delightful. I'm buying it.

[michrohe]

you guys are so friggin hilarious

[aproxxy]

"distaste" ffs AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

ok, I think I'm done trying to leave funny, clever little comments that reflect on the profound humor in your vids. All I can do is just bask in the warm light of these offerings

[rettnaye]

You guys are the best!! This will come in handy.

[barblegarble]

could you repeat that please, I'm not sure I heard you correctly.?

[stephenashley93]

it's like little house on the prairie, but much, much, much....much more vulgar. I think laura wanted to say that to mean blonde bitch for 10 years.

[TUESDAYIMFADINGX]

LMAO! Thanks, it's just what I've been loking for! :D

[magaliciously]

The scenery reminded me of Brokeback Mountain. I became hopeful that you guys made a sequel in honor of Heath. But no, disappointment abounds. And for that....just fuckin' die.

[endlessjoe]

I'm even more disappointed that you won't name your damn dog after Nigel's hemmoroid. Just think ... every time you look down and see her eating Alpo ... you'll appreciate your sphincter tenfold. Everybody wins.

[magaliciously]

I think naming her after Nigel's mom would be more appropriate since she was found wandering the streets...run it by him because I'll only do it with his blessing.

[magaliciously]

Joe, it just occurred to me that A) my reply to your comment was posted in the wrong spot and 2. the way you speak makes me think you took some elective in college like "Everyday Usage Of Fortune Cookie Messages" ("The heavens will surely smile upon you...")

But I love you in spite of your disability.

[21stCenturyCat]

what a great way to start the day! luckily my day started 16 hours ago and it was pretty shit, this was a perfect finish!

[KlickH3r3]

Classic!

[BadAlbert]

This is a message which should be shared with the world! Good thing it's on youtube. But let's take it to the next level. I'm thinking 10 o'clock news people! Let's make that happen!

[missgoodcat]

OMG my stomachhhhhh hahahahahahahahaha

you guys are so funny!! xD

[lisasimpson]

omg I have someone I want to send this to, but I'm afraid!

[endlessjoe]

Be not afraid, Lisa SAMson. Just tell them we made you send it. We kept hitting you and stuff. Look at us. Who wouldn't believe that? We're strong and we eat beef and we don't give a good goddamn.

[Praying4you]

Hallmark will be calling anyday now..

[Vitalsunrise]

Classic and timeless.

[Sachmo76]

Ya'll's like the cuttin crew....I just fuckin died in your arms tonite. Loves it!

[Haynes1994]

Oh wow-- I have ALOT of people I want to send this to! LOL

[mastergunner99]

Yep, that's going on my autoplay.

[endlessjoe]

The heavens will surely smile upon you, my friend.

[oneiblind30]

I'm sending this to grandma THANKS!

[tnvincesanity]

I think I pissed myself..

[H2TheChrizzle]

Ha ha! This video reminds me of some of thebabyeaters videos! Coould be fun to see you do a video battle or something!

[triannaorpheus]

I think I'm gonna send this to my ex husband on valentine's day. Thanks Joe, you're my hero ☺

[dorisdey94]

My ex is going to love this one. Thanks!

[garmabeaneth]

i think you found the market that Hallmark has been neglecting!

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

lol

[rhythm7a]

This'll be perfect for Easter.

[tapedcookie]

why thank you with providing me with cards that i can actually use. ive been looking around in hopes that at least one place would have something appropriate for my needs yet i havent found one until now. do you so happen to have one dealing with a i was drunk situation?

[endlessjoe]

Your request has been submitted and we WILL indeed do an "I Was Drunk" E-Card. This is my solemn vow to you, Miss Cookie.

[lynxradio]

way too funny! i wasn't expecting a bout of "brooklyn accented" guys screaming. ;)

[achampag]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[JoeSomebody2]

The perfect e-card to give to the hated. I wonder how many people in the White House we can get to watch this? :D

[pablokickasso417]

Thank you. I have so many people to express this sentiment to. I didn't know how I was going to do it all. Until now.

[endlessjoe]

I popped a blood vessel in my eye ... so you wouldn't have to.

[howtofoldsoup]

This same script can be used for the "Don't get well soon" Video eCard. Fantastic video.

[IXGertXI]

First rule of comedy... just when it stops being funny is when it Really becomes a riot. I swear you brought tears to my eyes.

[endlessjoe]

Haha. Glad to be of service. It was hard stretching that thing out like turkey meat ...

[JenniferConnelly]

That's what she said

[endlessjoe]

Oooooh! Ba-ZING!

[Redbeard01]

...anyone else find that strangely exciting? no? uh, me either. 5 stars anyway...could be useful.

[raconter1]

Hmmmm, my mind is slowly drifting to my lovely elementary school teachers! LOL :) Jack

[imajeanyus]

fucking awesome.

[jabazzy]

I'll be sure to send this to the priest who lives down the street.

[aeseeke]

That's one lucky person who gets this message. :D

[adam2180]

I'm sending it to my mom right now!

[HateYourMommy]

Me too!

[Paperlilies]

*warm fuzzies*