Apple Crash

[Randomkaoz]

yeah i remember OS9, holy shit lol. Talk about fun. Then microsoft felt left out and was like wait wait. Lets make vista. I swear Microsoft copies everything lol.

[korhan]

this was a completely true when it was filmed. the situations between mac and pc were reversed with the release of vista but with windows 7 theyre both equally good running operating systems. but video is still awesome :)

[chrSVGa380]

he is talking about a PC, not a Mac, a Mac never get problems!!!

PC = Problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems, problems and problems. And one more thing - VIRUSES!

Mac = No viruses <3

FUCK PC's!!!!!!!!

[bricknshit]

@chrSVGa380 pc is Still.....all the more.....better

[skippythehamster]

@chrSVGa380 are you simple?

[Randomkaoz]

@chrSVGa380 actually there are over 200 different viruses for apple machines. about 50 for linux and 2 for andriod. But none for Ros. Go figure.

[CSSFozzie]

Dislikes all from Mac users. Move out of your parents basement already.

[tudor69]

Really cool

[partypanda88]

HA TAKE THAT JUSTIN LONG!!! LOL JKS

[Ac3rino]

how do you Mac owners upgrade your hardware? LOLZ!!!!!!!!!

[drunknmunky217]

this guy has apsalutely no clue HE IS TALKING BULLSHIT

[hawkdown07]

i got that mac at 1:37 for free :P

[felixthemaster1]

favourited!

[invisiblepopcorn]

I've used both; I like macs. This is still one of the funniest videos I have ever seen.

[iPhonereviews1]

same

[trancebam]

I've used both. I can't even count the number of times Mac said "your program ended abruptly". What's nice about PC is that it says "The program is not responding." but it doesn't exit out of the f*cking program, lock your computer up for half an hour, and then tell you that no backup was automatically saved in case of a crash. Why is PC better? "Would you like to restore your previous session?" "Yes"

[Headcrabman99]

Maybe easier for you, but I'm with windows.

[calmman32]

This was GREAT... I litterally almost spit out my drink

[fennectech]

@calmman32 allmost i did and mountain due out of my nose too

[CNBarnes]

OMG - this was hilarious.

[AlbertaCanada420]

o man funny as hell both systems crash. Don't get me  wrong there i have mac and pc. PC is easy to fix the mac is. mac crashes less but when it crashes it crashes hard & sucks to fix

[SuperUltraGiantRobot]

"I like the handle here, that's so you can attach chain and use it as a boat anchor!" funny I am a PC guy, Macs are just computers it doesn't have to control your life you crazy mac fanboys.

[sweatersarewarm]

LMAO

this is funny

but Macs are amazing

Pc's are useless

[conmana10]

then you know jack about computers...

[conmana10]

And thats why I own Vista Ultimate x64 and it has never Crashed once?

you really are as retarded as I thought lawl..

[Headcrabman99]

@sweatersarewarm Ever heard of XP?

[sweatersarewarm]

@Headcrabman99 yeah. I have used vista,xp and mac. I have a mac with snow leopard. it beats anything windows can make. its just simply easier to work on. also on a mac, things look better. they have designs. so don't try and tell me windows is better.

[tommis865]

windows is better because well..... people can actually play games on every windows pc....... yes mac have some games but thats the problem SOME

[EnveeH2]

served

[marxleninsputnik]

that was funny, oh my ive had so much comp trouble!!! very fuckin funny!!!!!!

[robertv2004]

well if you knew anything then you would know that this was made A LONG TIME AGO IDIOT just enjoy and dont be retarded plx

[billgatesisamoron]

ah, it was made a long time ago, but by 06, that mac would have been at least 3 years old. By the time that mac was discontinued, OS 9 was only discontinued for a year.

But, to be clear, I wouldn't even want a mac with OS 9

[billgatesisamoron]

Hey, just because it was uploaded in 2006, doesn't mean it was made then.

But then, how fast do you upload videos

[jessica33313]

lol..mac only cares about looks

[electronifilm]

I have both a mac (I got it for free, very used--w/o a keboard, for example), and a pc. The only problems I have with the mac are the fact that the scrolling and typing sticks a little, and html documents don't look right (for example, invisible things show up). Other than that its great. I used to be a staunch supporter of windows, until I got the mac, and saw how crappy vista is. Now I like them about equally. Apples and Oranges.

[rjtownsend]

Vista isn't crappy at all, You just need a good PC to run it. Get more then your shitty 1gb of ram or whatever small amout you have, and you'll love it. I've got 4gigs of ram and it runs as smooth as butter.

[retsnom92]

LOL so true. I had a mac once... I ran it over with my car.

[rjtownsend]

Sounds fun.

[CrimsonFlame87]

the look of betrayal after you ran it over was the sweetest wasnt it?

[retsnom92]

well i think it tryed to fight back... my tire had a hole in it which i had to get patched lol

[Valknead]

Mac users: Move on and stop whining. You have been Troll'd if you respond with something similar to the "MAC FTW! U SUCK! N00B!" on the comment page.

Look, any of you that think Macintosh is better than windows JUST BECAUSE OF SECURITY: Programmers are just too lazy to deal with your sorry Operating Systems by converting all of their code to .DMG just to get some lousy files from you.

Also, we can connect to you easily, we just know you have nothing of worth on your system.

Finally. Get Linux.

[lns824]

excuse me I need your password to your pc so I can get into my computer and then have to explain why. Also to restart a mac all you have to do is keep your hand on the power button until the light comes off.

[lns824]

I do like macs and my boyfriend has a mac addiction we have one or two macs in every room they are easier but I will say what he said did happen to me I thought my BF was gonna kill me our network is so strong it connected to other computers in my building and when I get a low signal on my mac I tap into others and forgot to put back on mine when I turned it off computer when I turned it back on it was like the mac wasn't even mine I had start from scratch instead of going door to door saying

[bill14231393]

i think mac is good for some things but pc can easily own it at others. they used to use macs at my school and it was fun and had some cool stuff on it, but pc's also have cool things that macs dont have. i think that it sort of depends on wut u are looking for in a computer. by the way, funniest video ive seen all week =]

[ibuprofenPill]

Windows users are collectively begging MS not to discontinue a 6 year old operating system.....and you're telling us our computers suck? Please, go cry upon your MS altars and leave us alone.

[untouchedninja]

"I cant put it on the to...Nooo! thats reserved for THE MIGHTY BLUE APPLE!"

Best line there! :D

[mcnic2005]

Best thing i've seen all WEEK..

made my day :D haa

[threeto1]

Mac looks and sounds gay!

[destructon62]

mac sounds more cool,while pc is like........

[chrisdabel]

macs suck balls!

[ComplainJane]

You must be one lousy editor if you locked up the current Mac OSX...

[Valknead]

ComplainJane, you have obviously never tried to work on one. The shit locks up every time you try to add something that may be a logical Advanced User command. Instead of trying to pick from a GUI directory select, I attempt to put in a full directory map of where I want my file. It locks up trying to redirect.

WTF?

[m0nkeypr0n]

mhm ur just an idiot. Using the power button turns the mac off, and after that you dont get the stupid dos message, and when u boot u see some open windows u had be4 power off. Never needed to do that myself though. Also, those macs ur holding are...10 years old? yeh probly pcs today are better that 10years old macs nab

[jamesduty92]

Mac might not get the blue "screen of death"

but they certainly get the spinie

"wheel of death",

and everytime i connect my ipod to 1, it freezes the piece of crap

[TheSwillMan]

This is outdated, Macs aren't that unrealiable anymore.

[clearcut76]

LOL he is right. What about spending half of your workday, while you use a Mac, moving windows away to find the deepest hidden window you are searching for? LOL ^_^

Macs, are like those trandy-fashion girls: beautiful outisede, a mess inside.

Yes, MAC are beautiful outside, its design in all the components. To me, the problem is, as everyone knows, THAT STUPID INTERFACE AND ITS OS! :)

[bmorrise]

Stupid interface? Do you know how many interface awards OS X has won. You don't know what you're talking about.

[clearcut76]

LOL, yes i know what i'm talking about because i use it and i think it's horrible. I'm not talking about the layout and all those cute buttons and icons. I'm talking about the way you have to use, the navigation between the windows and how wasted pixels you have, and the time you loose to search for an hidden window. You spend more time dragging windows instead of working. Try to believe. I tried it and i was on the verge to throw it outside the real window of my office.

[bmorrise]

Searching for hidden windows is easy. Have you heard of expose?

[taranchula97]

Using the "Search" feature is even easier. You can find files that aren't linked to anything in your computer.

[m0nkeypr0n]

probly you should see the expose feautue mac have, that windows vista...copied?...and then talk about "moving windows away.." plus, ever tried pressing f11? yeh, windows didnt copy that yet

[bmorrise]

I love the Mac vs. PC debate. I had a friend who has used Macs his whole life. I used to make fun of him. Pretty much everything this guy said in the video was true. Then Apple released Mac OS X. I couldn't make fun of my friend anymore. I owned PCs for the past 15 years, but now I've switched to Mac about 9 months ago and I'll never go back. I bought an iMac and a MacBook Pro. These are hands down the best computers I've ever owned. They crash way less than any PC I've ever had.

[twisternhra1]

Yes but can you play any games on it? How bout anything useful.

[bmorrise]

I don't play games so why would I care? Yes, I can do something useful on it. I'm a web developer.

[coolxboxgamer]

MACS SUCK, they are overpriced, and good luck playing crysis or anything else on it. And Viruses? PSH. just use an antivirus and ure fine, i have never had a problem. I have used macs at school, and they suck. $3000 for a quad core with 2gb of ram and a 7300? YA, whatever apple.

[bmorrise]

Yes, Macs cost a couple hundred more than most PCs, but it's a small price to pay for the quality that you get. Oh, and I can play any game on my Mac that you can play on your PC. Macs run Windows too you know.

[twisternhra1]

Yes but your mac will suck ass playing the same game i can play on my windows.... The only reason you guys get problems with windows is because your retards. How bout you just use 1 operating system? You can find almost any program for windows.

[bmorrise]

We'll, to be honest I don't play games because they are stupid and trust me, I was a Windows user for 15 years before I switch to Mac last year, so don't tell me I'm a retard. I just found something that I liked better. If you like Windows better, that's fine. I don't care. I like using a Mac. It works better for what I use it for.

[wolfwill23]

This guy is a total tool. He looks like a PC user. Have fun with your viruses, spyware, and downloading drivers. Your editing sucked too.

[skyblewu]

my MAC BOOK PRO LIVES A LIFE OF ITS OWN I THINK IT'S NAME IS HALL LOL

[skyblewu]

HE MUST HAVE MY MAC BOOK PRO

[hahaha5213]

he's gaaaaaaaaaaaay

[studioman360]

you mean pcs ive had 7 pcs and they have all broke or crashed i have had two macs and they still work 1998 i-mac works fine

and this is old time machine you wont lose a file.

[jamesduty92]

The only reason you computers fucked up is because u didn't take care of them, mac does it itself, but it could delete anything without even telling u, including your saved files, with PC u don't have to worry about that. this computer im on now has been running for around 13 years no problem, we just keep updating it

[GreedTheKiller]

Who is this guy? His voice sounds familiar.

[t0mb03]

i have used mac and pc. mac is good for multimedia but i would use a pc anyday...people are already used to it.

[daf867]

THAT WAS FUNNY

[Tyrel003]

I grew up on Macs. He's right. I don't mind mac's, but if I have a choice, I'll take a PC anyday. Mac's are ridiculous. I've had the displeasure of crashing them more often then my PC's.

[evillittletree]

This guy is a a lying douche. Macs are better, end of story!

[magek1]

Guess what? PC's can right-click. That makes everything all better on its own right there. I use both all the time for different things. Mac is ok for a couple of things, but I generally like my PC a lot better.

[Sanehouse]

Mac OS X has right-clicking.

[swordmarsta]

lol funny everyone stop saying apple is so good or pc is so good lol who cares it just a funny video about this random dude who gets frustrated about maac because he doesnt know how to use i.

[gatomjp]

I work on both a Mac and a PC every day at my job. Everything he is saying applies to the PC much more often than the Mac. That's the reality.

[ifriendgabas]

the dudde is lame!!! even tough if REALLY the mac did all this things to him, WHY IN THE HELL HE STILL EDITS and WORKS ON A MACINTOSH?? hahahaha fucker!!! you're a piece of contradiction ass wipe!!!! HAHAHAHHAHHA you love Apple you fuck! i no you love!!!!

[DavidDude96]

HES MAKING THIS UP

[StarNut57]

one thing cool about a pc is when you want to cusomtize the display with your own stuff, you can just look for the folder and replace the stuff.

but with the mac is when you try to do that, it either restores the file or it crashes

[stayphrosty]

DUDE YOU SUCK! Apple is soo much better then Microsoft! I'll bet you haven't even used a mackintosh before! MAc will pwn any PC's ass! I hav a PC and I have had to "easily use DOS" to reformat my hard drive 5 times this week... Seriously man. You have no clue what you're saying. At least the mac isn't a pile of sh**! Oh wait excuse me, I meant a PC, ah well, same thing.

[StarNut57]

apple fanboy

answer me this, does mac come with paint or anything that is related to paint?

[StarNut57]

dude, %80 of you computers protection is based on your common sense

If you that much of an idiot to screw up your computer and format it 5 times, then you should even own any computer period.

[abrambela]

This is ridiculous, from all that I've heard it sounds like this guy is explaining vista. Me, my three brothers, my sister in law, and my dad all use macs, and have been using them for some time now, we have never experienced any of these problems.

[davidsghost]

Mac sucks!

[Cynicar]

You can tell by the fact that he's using an iMac that this vid is pretty old.

I first found it at a time when I had a PC and had to use a Mac like his at my school newspaper. And I loved it, becuase I had all the problems he did.

Now? I've got a MacBook and love it. Because Mac actually fixed the problems with their operating system. What a concept!

That said, this video is still funny as shit. The "jack russell fucking terrier" line pops into my head whenever a program opens.

[TheMuffinMan097]

lol so true so true

[MindflowAU]

4 years ago, I used a cheap mac with OS 9, it was the worst experience of my computer life. Even my first computer with 8KB of ram was easier to use. 8.)

[Jellyender]

what is the name of that song...i need to know!

[bchroneos]

This sounds like a good monologue on Windows Vista. Did he just refer to an application as an "executable"?

[Joshman5k]

He used the word executable in its generic meaning. Just like one could call a program on a windows program an application, even without the .app postfix.

I'm not sure what you mean by Vista, Vista doesn't include features such as the dock.

[toaster20]

Wow, I was reading through the comments and noticed Kingofhearts52's comment that said u could buy a Mac mouse with a right click function. But it's the name that caught my eye. Its called "mighty mouse". For Mac to put the word "Mighty" into a product that only equals up to any old PC mouse is pretty sad.

[toaster20]

it's ok that he smashed his mac cause u should always have a bunch in stock. they crash all the time and it's not that when they crash, you reboot it, instead u just get a fresh one.

[eikitnahui]

seat the blondie (or this guy) by pc and the same result will be :D

[jcmckin]

Finally, someone speaks the truth.

[dylangaspick]

WTF?? I think you got Mac and PC mixed up there

[HumanLarva]

Hehe, I remember watching this commercial...thing some time ago, i'm glad I found it again.  Definitely funny

[MojoMeistro]

Do you find it hard to hide thae fact that you're gay? This is the most god awful shite i've seen since the last Mac parody ad I watched. Quit making us Mac users look like retarded queers.

[TWHEventer]

You can't deny the truth. Don't get mad cuz you can't upgrade.

[kingofhearts52]

NO RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON ON A MAC?! I'm sorry but how stupid can u get?! u could just use any ordinary mouse on a mac (that's what I do) or then just buy a mac mouse with right-click (the mighty mouse). On the macs mouse you can right click although the "right-button" isn't visible. But i should not get angry. It's a common known fact that pc users never heard of or seen anything called BEAUTIFUL DESIGN!

[mikelowry05]

Oh! did I mention the fourth reason I hate my Mac Mini and my entire Mac experience?

4) The Mac community: they are passionate, arrogant thin-skinned and amazingly unhelpful. Every time I have asked any of them in person how does one do "this" on a Mac, the only response has been condescending amazement. "Why would you want to do that?", they always say.

Helpful comments such as yours seal the deal, especially calling anybody that criticizes your platform "stupid."

[MojoMeistro]

The fact that u bought an IMac proves your ignorance.

if you want to have a good computer... don't buy a cheap computer. If you said, goddamn it... my Mac Book Pro is one piece of shit, then I would want to know what you had to say. Problem is no one will ever say that. Quality Macs that good money is spent on will never be called crap because they aren't such.

[mikelowry05]

I switched to a Mac Mini in February 2006 and find that Max OS 10 does some things well. Overall, I find the Mac to be the most over-rated experience in computing. I miss my PC, regret that it died and plan to buy a new PC as soon as possible.

Three reasons why:

1) Firefox crashes on my Mac Mini at least once a day.

2) There is no right mouse button on a Mac.

3) My employer does not support software that would let me log into their computers from a Mac.

[iggoramma27]

My first computer was an iMac given to my family from my brother's highschool.

I

Hated

That

Piece

Of

CRAP!

But this was about 7 years ago... So it's improved...a little. Fantastic video man. Keep up the good work :D

[johnnychingas]

Haha, I was surprised to see he did it all on a Mac. Funny stuff!

[ronphlf]

LOL, sounds like system 9 all the way.

[JuliusBonapart]

The whole thing was really funny. I love the Mac commercials but only for the hodge-man.

[lauwersp]

The other funny thing is how all these complaints about how the Mac works, and this guy claims to love how easy DOS is... bopp boop boop there's your file. Well dude... any intelligent Mac user has at least HEARD of terminal... boop boop boop your way through there... or is your next "video" about how bad UNIX is...

[lauwersp]

Oh this is so funny... while I certainly think SOME of this is true... shutting down can take a whlie, I don't think this guy has actually ever USED a PC. And he's also certainly not a long term Mac user. For example, it's WINDOWS that's notorious for only shortcutting to the desktop. The Mac only automatically defaults to shortcutting volumes (CDs, Hard Drives etc.). That's cause most people really DON'T want to duplicate an entire disk...

[darialebedeva]

I have never had any problems described in this video....well excpet for there are no normal games for macs and even if there are they are extremely expensive

[as005]

2:34 was great. I bet it did well in focus groups.

[as005]

I've never owned a mac. But the recording studio I was at used a Mac. And we did have some problems. But we were able to get the files back. I want to know more unbiased opinions.

[nukilator101]

I have to say my favorite part was at 2:34. that made me lmao! lol

[GiFF71]

wow, that wasn't even remotely funny- i'm sorry i wasted 3 minutes of my life on this POS.

[jonleflar]

baahahah.... MAC fanboys are the funniest....

[Aman12161989]

To think this was going a superbowl commercial

[temiscaming]

What is going to happen to Motorola?

[SUP5ADAM]

hahaha omg this video is fucking hilarious

i was actually laughing out loud the whole way through

your file is fucking gone!!!!

hahahah great stuff

[nitewavs77]

Notice how every anti-Mac post here is written by someone who failed 3rd grade English. I suppose they all wear velcro shoes and vote Republican. Great brain power there, fellas.

[ASGHKLAGH]

Yeah.. Because all Republicans are retarded. Nice try at insulting the only non-corrupt party out there.

[coreyc07]

you serious? that was weak.

[shineboxwgirl06]

Obviously, he doesn't really know how to use a Mac.

[abbyforever0]

-is using a mac right now- -.-xxx.... I have a laptop.... No anchor.....

Even though this thing hates Mac... Sort of...

This thing rocks. XDD

[rdpenny]

It's always fun to see some one else having a mental breakdown.

[SocomJedi]

wow an angry person... mac sux..... pc forever!

[sykoj0e]

ha everythign this dude says is true i used ma mac really fucking carefully . and tha shit tha hes talkin bout is true. i went through 5 macs

FUCK MACK FUCK IT

and i used ma old mac screen as a fuckin bout anchor and it workd

[darknighte]

"like a jack russel fucking terrier"

HILARIOUS....and oh too tru...

[Screengem0531]

None of thes stuff he is talking about is true on my powerbook or imac. It sounds like he's talking about my Gateway sitting over there in the corner sounding like an airplane.

[Screengem0531]

None of the stuff he is talking about is true. Its more true on my gateway computer sitting in the corner sounding like an airplane.

[freerideforums]

woot i hate mac. all they can bash on is how more virus's and spyware are affecting pc's. you know why this is??!?? because more people use it!! because it doesnt SUCK

[urbanmonkey]

Just becuase McDonald's is eaten by billions of people doesn't mean its the best food ... don't be a sheep.

[jamiany]

That's apples and oranges, my friend.

[urbanmonkey]

I guess you don't recognize that I'm using an ANALOGY. Of course this look like apples and oranges because you've looked at the superficial meaning of my statement. Since it seems like you missed my point I'll be more explicit:

Just because more people use something doesn't mean that its better. Just like many people used to think the earth was flat or that it was the center of the universe. The public is generally quite ignorant about many things.

[jamiany]

Sorry, I didn't miss it. I meant to say it sucked.

[Tink316]

wow nice pun...

[Xamaris]

Ah, Office Space...how it influences us all. =D

[fpoa347]

I never had any problems with a mac. My Dell with windows programing worked 2 months because it ALWAYS LOCKED UP AND CRASHED. I now use my dell as a foot rest. 

[kidagora]

I have never had any problems with my mac. Ever. I don't understand these specious claims.

[solarpyr]

what is the song name? btw, nice vid... LOL...

[Vnix]

MacOSX uses BSD-UNIX?!

............ F***!

[aphrodite9]

Ok, I love my mac, but that was some reeeeeeally funny shit. Especially that he concedes at the end that this brilliant footage was put together with a mac. heehee!

[coffeecoaster]

Thank you, sir, for 3 minutes and 11 seconds of heaven.

[bobdgil]

Actually he was talking about OSX (he referred to the dock with magnification). Early versions of OSX were fairly unstable/buggy so he has a point, not that it's relevant today.

[cpmisalive]

Yes, yes, yes, Mac OS9 was crap. Luckily, we have BSD-UNIX (aka MacOSX) to save you.