Ryan's Words of Advice #4

[Portlandhardstylers]

I love that he did it wrong

[TheYgob]

love the fact he used "sky is not blue" for this, LOVE that song! :)

[SockMonkeysWithGuns]

Sky Is Not Blue! Right?

[CaptainGalacticMusic]

@SockMonkeysWithGuns think so

[JubJubtheWonderHippo]

I like how the first related video I see to the right is "Fuzzy Balls"... XD

[ChiaraVideos]

I like the part with the banana. And then that other part with banana lol

[Brightfur10]

I liked the part where he failed to teach kids about condoms.

[TopHatBethCat]

HAHAHAHAHAAA! "I really don't want to teach kids how to do this"... I don't think anyone does XD TEHEHE

[Brettcat38]

OMG THE SKY IS NOT BLUE. I somehow failed to notice this before...

[SmurfQueen279]

Not really. They teach this shit as early as third grade now. It's horrifying.

[ChickenNugget3467]

at first i was like wtf is he doing? then after he was done then i just whent blank for a moment lol yeah that is something you don't want to teach little kids they might become scared or they might go and do things they shouldn't lol

[ALBINOCAMEl221]

WOW

[JdtKids]

you know what yeah i really dont want to teach kids how to do this :) lmao!

[robobob5000]

Donnythesuperfreak is right sky is not blue yippee

[dannythesuperfreak]

that danny

[NESRULES111]

I wonder where #1 - #3 are?

So short, yet so hilarious!

[OoTA95oO]

MarcoBat16 has got #1-#3 (I like #1 best)

[impact36inc]

on max's channel

[EvaJanus]

LOL XD

[dannythesuperfreak]

sky is not blue yay

[oddet987]

oviously he know how since he pretty good sat it but this video funny n ryans sexy

[Zalsia]

That's really made my day, Ryan - thanks!

[7music7lover7]

lol, well now all forms of life have a form of contripeption!!

humans-condom, pill

animals-some injection

plants-condom

=]

[ThisIsMissLys]

since when is a banana a plant :O

[SmurfQueen279]

It's part of a plant. It grows on a banana plant. Learn your botany?

[Sarah5Kay]

It looks hilarious if you stop it at exactly 0:05

p.s u rock ryan. xx

[sheburns12]

lmao

[musicNthemaking]

That was great advise...thanks!

[webkinzlover1998123]

Umm most of us here already know what that is.

Didnt need that vision

Ryan.

-Taylor

[phantomsonlylove]

dont worry ryan. im sure more than half the health teachers dont want to teach that either.

[Fengaroo]

Teach us! With your teeth, Ryan!

XP

[LoadedBunnyPros]

Sky is not Blue! And a Banana! my day is complete.

[BubbleGumFishGirl]

omg! my sex ed teachers used a banana!eeeeeeeeeeeew!!

[Maddyisnotshort13]

sex ed would be a really bad job.

[AikaGranzchesta]

I know a guy who peeled and ate his instead of putting it on...

[miniGleeson]

i am definitely going to do that now. i expect it to either be funny or to horrify my fellow catholic schoolers, but i win either way

[eirinbe]

I was looking foreward to a fun and entertaining video and then...

It was one.

[Auzyman77]

O_o indeed

[FreezyFries]

What I want to know is what happened to that banana after the video ended.

[ultimateBakaNeko]

It... got eaten? O_O

[Evanescent96]

Maybe...or maybe it got turned into banana pudding...I WANT SOME PUDDING RYAN!!!!

[lavamatstudios]

or the giant monkey eat it

[Evanescent96]

Yeah...that could work...

[simpsoncheat]

do you wonder is it a snot banana or not??

[ultimateBakaNeko]

as I saw the picture I thought "omg, DO I want to see this?!" ... curiousity kills the cat...

but, ryan, someone has to do this job! :D

[lemondemondemon]

O_o

[KieraShangHai]

...

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY xD

[plainbond]

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[jagarf]

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[plainbond]

indeed

[gulsz]

so true! :D

[kpuplover222]

smart idea ryan!

[Starayo]

Hah. My school had a plastic banana, and when you remove the peel.... XD

[foreverstrange]

My school used those too when we learnt how to put condoms on correctly XD

[ZombiCheese]

What does happen when you remove the peel?

[Starayo]

Well... it was a plastic phallus underneath. XD

[ZombiCheese]

...wow. That's one way to teach people how to hide their sex toys.

[TokioHotelLoveMuch]

...

wish i had thought o that.

[rapbattlerapbattle]

GUYS NEVER USE PROTECTION WOOOO!

[flyingdrake]

well you need to know how to put on a condom hopefully before you ever have sex.

[emilyperson22]

"Props provided by- Grace"

thats really hilarious when you think about it

[bowiesprettything]

Dude, no more rock and roll suicide? Sad.

[hpg89]

why I am sure i do not know what this video is trying to teach....

*notes sarcasm*

[HBstudios2008]

Lol, first time I watched this I didn't get it, seriously. Then again, I'm in the UK. We don't get that kind of education here. All we get is STDs, pregnancy and puberty. And because I go to a church school we get told sex before marriage is EEEEVIIIIL.

[DJGT72026]

lol

[mygeneration08]

i know me too!

[callynia2112]

I don't need learn THAT !!!!

[xela8p]

lol thats an awsome lesson ryan

[ktymimokouy]

lol!

[musicalpony]

lol

[SaviourOfCows]

i meant rate

[SaviourOfCows]

^_^

Lol i has the 101st comment! 101

[Ungeniusman]

No, u has the 91st. And I has the 94st. Also, kids don't need to know how to do that. KIDS don't need to be doing that.

[bahamutsama]

I agree :P there's no need for that anyway

[St3reofide1ic]

Well,

Better than a kid doing it anyways WITHOUT one.

[Ungeniusman]

Yeah, but I think that teaching kids how to do that just encourages them to do "it". In places where they don't (I believe it was Corpus Christi, TX) there are not more cases of STDs in youth, or anything like that.

[St3reofide1ic]

Learning about history in school doesn't encourage me to go out and be all.. historical-like!

[Ungeniusman]

I don't mind so much, in teenagers, but some people (a lot of people) are for teaching "comprehensive" sex education to Kindergardeners.  That's a great way to destroy a kid, if I-do-say-so-muhself.

[St3reofide1ic]

Yeah that makes a lot of sense. :)

[xoBeachBABEox1]

Man just that made me cry i laughed so hardd.

[ThePrettyMindedUgly]

hahaha... fine dont teach anyone anything and then everyone will die! (does that make sence

?)

[phillellarby]

lol u did it rong

[princeyukiluver]

Just for that...I love you.

[Kaiomi]

This is coming from the person with a video of an underage girl in her underwear?

[izzy411rox]

is THAT why koko wanted the banana????

uh oh, ryan/max. there actually might be some form of strange relevance in your videos. NOOO!

[megastr21]

hahahaahahahhahahaha!!!!! 'Nough(enough) said.

[poodlehair92]

But if you won't teach us the proper way to use that then we'll all get STD's...... and die.

[clairsayarg]

exactly.

[YoYoHotdogs]

agreed too!

[teganwhite1930]

oh ryan... you seem like such a pretentious liberal, why would you not be in favor of openness in sex education? Haha

[Ollywoodproductions]

I really like the music at the beginning and the ending.

[cardstack]

okay, NOW I know were Di got the 'walk around the school with a condom-cover banana hanging out of her pants' idea from. She must be a fan of yours. Hey Di, are you on here? Yoohoo?

[desertwillow]

Wow! I forgot how much I loved these. I really missed them. Hope you keep making some more!

[langhaarapobel]

hahaha, I love "Ryan's Words of Advice" you should make more of these!

[fooltheworld86]

"the sky is not blue!" yay :D

[andygotagun]

Haha. This is great.

[scolley]

oh no if you dont teach us how to do it we might get aids and other embarrasing desesies

[LemurToy]

Lol, yeah RYAN!

[MariMayhem]

yeah it's bad enough this boy's having problem spelling diseases. Imagine what'd happen with intercourse..

[scolley]

dont pick on me!

i havnt gone through puberty yet!

[bellamai]

O RLY! I never would have guessed.

[007Sparticia]

I'm glad you didn't give advice on this. Last time I followed your advice, I got arrested for shooting the missing link in front of harvard. Who knows how this would work out....

[MommaHagrid]

for a second there..

when the banana went out of camera shot.

and you shifted in your chair.

I got scared.

Real scared.

[bellamai]

I....I wish there was a way to favorite comments.

[MRmagic11111]

lol

[bralen24]

Your Banana makes me smile down there.. :P

[MikeG666]

LMAO!!!

[underthebusman]

loved it ryan.

[cupcakecerry]

good choice lol

it must have been really awkward buying that at the store rofl

:)

[xsavingxgrace]

It was! Well, I mean, individually, they're not so bad, but in combination with each other and since they were the only things we bought that day...yeah.

[cupcakecerry]

ROFL!!!! did anyone say anything?

[IMACPOWNS]

ahahahaha

[LemurToy]

Ryan sometimes you scare me

[LemurToy]

btw in a good way!

[YuesWoman]

HAHAHAHA!! Fantastic!

[pyroeuphoric]

LOL. I don't know why, but that was F***ing hilarious.

[FoomMan]

Ryan's a good man to take advice from, take it from me.

[VampyreSis]

i am glad you didnt

[blaineskater1]

hahaha...oh wow..for 14 seconds i get a nice good laugh from this.

[MonkeyNamedEric]

Weird, I clicked this right when Sky is Not Blue was started on my iTunes.

[hexfan123]

lol!

[RareOpalDragonPerson]

oh my god that was great <3

[JaxxProductions]

Ah. It's too late now... I'm sure they put 1 and 2 together.

[Leigh9289]

Oh boy....I love this! Ryan is pretty much amazing!

[rad360ical]

Ha, wow.

[StephxBexRad]

don't worry, ryan, my high school doesn't want to teach us about safe sex either! :D

[veronicaej]

What happened to the usual Bowie music?

[NeilCicierega]

As a youtube partner Ryan now has a responsibility to make videos that can't get him sued.

[xrzkcero]

that's ryan alright! always thinking about the welfare of the children!

[memyselfiamweird]

Short but sweet XD Nice as usual :P

[eragonfanatic]

i've always wondered where Ryan gets all the condoms. he probably has a costco pack. =]

[noyeska]

He doesn't use condoms. He typically just uses any manner of household objects to "wrap his tool".

.....Sometimes banana peels....

[jkqd14]

...and HOW do you know this again? You even wrote this comment when I was with you, and I'm not seeing it until now. Gross, just gross.

[xsavingxgrace]

Well, we all know banana peels have natural lubricants.

PS - Kate, stay the fuck away from my girly-boy-man! :)

[Wookiee110]

nice

[sl4teddy]

oh god.

BUT THEY NEED TO KNOW!!

[harrypotterrocs]

so unexpected yet completely obivios

[Laur0sie]

But if you don't teach us, then we're all going to get STDs and unwanted pregnancies! Oh no!

[madmusicfreakz]

pro!

[Echoreyn]

Well, that was unexpected. Although, somehow, it wasn't really.

[henselbaby2424]

I am pretty curious to know how this video got brought about..

[torentokakashi]

he put a condom on a bannana! holy heck!

[XxALLAGESxX]

I've waited a long time for this moment.

You're words of advice are by far the most advice-y-est ever.

[hahayouarefunny]

Haha anyone else reminded of the banana scene from "Never Been Kissed"?

[ChibiUkeNeko]

B-B-But they need to know!

[LeeyaK]

i think it's really lame how you'll have time to make this, but not respond to your messages.

[Renwerx]

It might just be a matter of preference.

[xsavingxgrace]

What message are you talking about? There are no others in his inbox, besides the one from roughly 9 last night, then please and know that Ryan likes to go out on weekends, so responding to every single message is not always his priority 100% of the time. Also, besides having fun and getting inspired to create more movies, his priority is supposed to be uploading them, so I'm sorry you'll probably have to wait until this afternoon or maybe even tomorrow sometime to get a response from him.

[xsavingxgrace]

PS - parenthetically, we also made this particularly video a couple of weeks ago.

PPS - congratulations on winning the contest!

[greendaygirl427]

hahaha great stuff. love it, Ryan. Love it.

[whereismyrumxoxo]

oh that's hot.

aren't you suppose to put it on when the peel is off though? i kinda like it better like this :)

[OliviaGoth]

It is a important thing to teach teenages.

[aljosu94]

Banana condoms!!

[faroosha]

LOL.

Amazing, funky and random.

Just like me.

LOL AWESOME

[Veelasiren]

always protect your banana

[Lili7evans]

ROFL.

Lovely.

[omgitskelso]

Good point, Ryan. I totally know what you mean. You have wayyyyy too much time on your hands, lol.

[Zeldalovernoah]

Oh my...

[AnimaLabs]

I agree...

Also, nice use of Sky Is Not Blue! ^_^

[becausedead]

Okay now...O_O

[Stellington]

Haha.

[falloutfriendz]

lol

[xsavingxgrace]

My boyfriend has too much time on his hands and I have too many bananas lying around.

[YoMama576]

yeah! first!