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  • haha post more unusual things you see on the road. that's good stuff.

  • Man, truck stop call girls in Europe look like models. Here in US they really look like lizzards. Good name for them.

  • @plsniper ehhh.... I 'd love to work in Europe

  • You owe a big apology dude! That was jerry moyes's wife out campaining for mitt romney.

  • ya know what they call a lot lizzard with a mattress strapped to back????? a owner operater

  • Oh Come On!! How would the big fat trucker's ever get laid if not for the lot lizzard? Geeze!

  • @kipdon fuck u bitch,without truckers america would be nothing

  • @SuperAsiansTV --> Where the F##K in my comment did you figure I was bashing on truckers?? It was a general statement to everyone who claims to hate lizzards so much... They all have a product to sell. You dont have to buy it if you dont to! Just say "no thanks" and carry on. There are plenty of hefty drivers out there that wouldnt get any poontang AT ALL if not for the Lot Lizzards!!

  • @kipdon first off Big fat truckers, you think were all fat? 2nd. Ur smokin bandit video..

    Thats fucked up

  • @SuperAsiansTV -Oh Cupcake, I dont think all are fat. Though it seems your personally offended as you might be one of those FAT truckers I speak of? You know damn well that the fatter and stinkier you get, the less you'll be able to pick up and score with ANY female, anywhere!!

    These LOT-LIZZARDS are about the only thing you'll have access to! I give them credit (though I know they raised their prices based on your size) at least they are there for you boys. So quit knocking them!

  • @kipdon first off i am not fat and I speak for all truckers and guess what your talking to a 11 yr old kid and do not call me cupcake

  • why do you hate the lot lizard? she did not agree for a 20 dollar bj? hahaha just kidding I hate them too.

  • @tangnatalaga -Ok, kwitt fibbing. Cuz I know that you (like me) have enjoyed the company of a lizzard or two during your career on the road. All for a mere $20 you get to love 'em, leave 'em and dont have to put up with all the drama once you leave the truckstop...

  • @nomaningme Was that beard scratchy?

  • out of money.... i dont give a damn who u are, thats funny as hell right there.. lmao

  • @nomaningme roflmao.... thats funny as hell driver....lmao

  • @nomaningme LMFAO! Funniest comment ever! (thumbs way up)

  • @nomaningme hilarious

  • Commercial company! lol

    Oh yuck. Well... I feel bad for them, and the people who use them... but... oh well.

  • Can you get a discount if you let them use your radio?

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  • at 1:11 She a b leevin the j looken for greener pastures

  • FUCK YOU!

  • that looks more like a lo toad, than a lot lizard, whoooee! thats a big un!!!!!!!

  • Dear Lord,.. please take care of these women who are risking their lives.

  • @MrDouglassmc Well considering the process of obtaining a Class A CDL requires quite a bit. The only company I know of that will hire felons is C.R. ENGLAND. My advice to lizards is to go for tanker drivers. In order to get Hazmat you have to go through a federal background check and finger printing so most of them are probably not going to kill you. For the most part truckers are lonely decent guys. Better than general hookers who sleep with crack heads. Just my 2 cents.

  • Prostitution is really unfortunate and sad

  • @fyadcorp Yes it is. I don't fault them IF it's because they have no other choice after trying all other ways for employment.

    32 years of trucking and here is the up side if you can call it up side: She comes in and "works" but you can tell she is new at it listening to her on the CB. Then she leaves after a few men and is gone.

    What's SAD are the ones who come in do a guy run to their crackhead pimp gives HIM HER money and he gets her high and she does it again ....C#2...

  • @rolloverriderpgr ..#2 and she does this as long as the piss ant pimp decides he's tired and she leaves owing him money or a piece! She made nothing but a high all night.

    That's the really sad side of prostitution. In all of America OKC the CB is nothing but lizards on the CB! It's been that way since I started to drive. Even the lower west side of Manhattan or Williamsburg or Hunts Point back when Williesburg was a pit hole could ever hold a candle to OKC!

    Hunts Point has been cleaned..C#3..

  • @nomaningme I just woke my wife up laughing so fucking hard!!!!!

  • Flying BJ. >_< Walking disease factory.

  • Well hell... most companys dont pay you enough to hire a lot lizard any more.... West Memphis was real bad for them. Trying to sleep and somone comes knockin on your door and wakes you up. You just get back to sleep and Knock Knock... #%^@&@ lot lizards... they really think that after you watched them jump in 20 trucks that you want them in yours? Of course! just wife your feet first. :o)

  • @nomaningme

    Shit...lmfao

  • lol, I had one come up on me while I was filling out my log at a TA in Ontario CA, about 7 in the AM. She asked if I wanted some company. I said, "Hang on, let me wake up the wife and ask her"

    Evidently, lot lizards do cardio, cuz when I turned back around, she done R-U-N-N-O-F-T. lmao

  • @nomaningme hate it when that happens....

  • @nomaningme LMAO.. outstanding comment Sir!

  • Thats sad really.

  • Hell of a way to try to make a buck.

  • @nomaningme HAHAHAHAHA... Laughed my ass off. Thanks man.

  • @nomaningme LMAO !!

  • Lot Lizard....I haven't heard that term in ages!

  • awwwwwww what the matter little baby, did what I say get under your little skin????

    Personaly I don't care if he gets .001 for every click, but I've been on the interweb and on metube long enough to know that you DON'T GET PAID FROM A FREE SERVICE...STUPID CUMWHORE

  • @nomaningme gawd dayum clinton I told ya son wait for the good ones, wth?

  • @nomaningme oh, thats messed up bro,,lol,, you shoulda saved your funds lol,,

  • @nomaningme That's one of the funniest things I ever read!!! HAHAHHAHA!!!!

  • HULK SMASH!!!

  • @nomaningme thats so damn funny...lol.

  • meanwhile your steady fapping away huh?

  • yo creo que de tanto manejar en la carretera y ver tantas curvas se antoja una mujer o tal vez por estar sentado varias hora tal vez los testículos y el pene se caliente tanto que necesiten sacar todo ese mal que le quema por dentro

  • driver you cant make money siting there

  • Haha no one wants that fat bitch, I watched a lizard get out of a truck a squat down over a puddle to cleanse her snatch in St. Louis.

  • THIS ONE- you'd have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. Nasty fat ho

  • To prostockgirl: I agree with how you feel. The nasty ass' would climb on our truck all the time. I have even been approached by drivers asking for favors. So it goes both ways. My husband had a cow and did not want me going to the restroom alone any more. But I have to call bullshit on the window tint. You can not have blacked out windows on a semi, it is against the law.

  • I hate it and think its funny when they approach my truck . The windows on my truck are blackened out so no one can see inside. The look of shock and disapointment to see its not a guy behind the wheel is all to funny,,but what i say to these disease spreading whores is not nice. Whats worse is some of these truckers are sleeping with these filthy maggots. Totally sickening. If i could shoot these sluts I would.

  • Bubba:why do truck drivers like fat gals????????Earl: cause when you bend them over they look like a 5th wheel !

  • that is fucking disgusting

  • @TheCessnaDriver Of course they are disgusting! Most of them have the HIV, clamydia, AND herpes/warts ALL around their mouths. Gee, I wonder how they got warts all around their mouths? Nasty skanks. The Truck Stops don't care... they bring them business... the ho's meet up with their dealers, and get their crack... everybody is making a buck out of these ho's. >:-( They're so fat and stink-

  • "there right there is a lot lizard. that is a straight up prostitute."

  • That there...is yur lot lizard.  LMAO.

  • she probably headed to the love's or am best,or went across the big road to that other truck stop

  • Not too early to catch a little morning wood.

  • i am sure she wanted to use your 'radio'..lol..more like your 'microphone' :-) i am fascinated by this stuff.

  • i had no clue as to what a 'lot lizard' was til today..i had never even heard the term before today... Kirk..Montreal, Canada

  • nasty !!!

  • you would think with all that walking she would be a little thinner...

  • удивляться нечему не мы такие жизнь такая

  • At the 36 second mark, the camera operator says "that's me." How the hell can you be in two places at one time? Are you operating the camera or are you in the white truck?

  • @Irishrockdoc He says comes in, asks me if she can use his radio.

    You need to learn how to speak redneck.

  • @bigredc222

    Gotta love rednecks that don't know how to tell the difference between talking about someone else or themselves.

  • @Irishrockdoc and what is a redneck?is that a poor person in the south barley getting by or a Vietnam vet or maybe just some family living in a trailer park because they cant afford a better home?you used the term so i just figured you new the answer.but could it be a child in Vanderbilt burn center burned over 60% of there body?but maybe a homeless family on the streets because all the jobs are gone, you tell me what a redneck is, just pick one of the above since you no the answer.

  • @maverick10241

    Well, it is obvious Maverick, you are a redneck as well. You can't spell for beans.

  • @Irishrockdoc i didn't no that a person like you could be that ignorant but i was wrong you really are that stupid and probably a disgrace to your own family.i really pity someone like you.no friends, no life no nothing just plain ignorance.pity.

  • oh come on..its .never to early.....she's making money!!! and ur loosing sleep just be in somebody elses bussines?? who's the stupid here PEEPING JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lizard? More like hippo...

  • @dshmechanic

    More like a beached whale! LOL

  • @dshmechanic LMAO!!!!!!!

  • @dshmechanic takes a big girl to handle those 400lb cheese burger gulping truckers

  • @dshmechanic Wire tie her down and fuck her in the ass

  • It's never too early to sell Girl Scout cookies.

  • she works double shift 

  • what u need to do is mind ur own buisnes, she is only doing what she have to do,why dont u go practise up on ur backing so u wont back in to another truck.

  • Thats Sad. But I can say she aint Starving.

  • He put the wife to work.

  • that was your wife wasnt it.....fess up redneck......

  • Big Butt lot lizard

  • what he forgot to mention is she asked to use the radio, after servicing him. nasty fuck.

  • Mom!?? Please come home to daddy

  • Lot Lizzard? GREEAT so that day when I rolled into a truck stop looking for a rachet and 3/4" socket this is what they thought! That's why they kept asking why did i really pull in. lol

  • @KE5WDP....YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT IF YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT US TO BELIEVE YOU GET PAID FOR CLICKING ON YOUR VIDEO UPLOAD.....DUMBASS....SHUT UP STUPID!!!!

  • @soco379 your a moron... YES he gets paid for every click... its called Monetizing ... maybe you should not be so stupid yourself.

  • did you have to use OKC .. : (

  • Fukkin lot lizards!

    

  • Love it.

  • Herd 1 on the CB there

  • dang sleeper leepers!

  • MOOOOOO...

  • She's just making a living like everyone else. .lol

  • @falcondriver100 no shes not making a living like everyone else. There's other ways to make money then sucking dick and getting STDs.

  • @KelliFilkins Did you notice the "lol" at the end of my comment? Sheese

  • @falcondriver100 sorry, my mistake.

  • @Bossk333 what made me sick is what was clearly transvestites and drag queens entering and exiting many cabs. And I don't keep with black men.

  • @Bossk333 what they turn into lot lizards ?

  • Only had one lot lizard in my life, she was a pretty cute blond 21 year old, I pounded her ass hard in sleeper berth :P 

  • What's wrong with a little morning head from a fat hooker ?

  • Stupid gay truckers paying drag queens to blow them

  • must not have been on the lot too long. too pretty and too fat to be a typical lot lizard

  • @w5jda many of the lot lizards I saw when I did drive were drag queens, and I could not believe how many truck cabs they were entering.

  • @KelliFilkins There was one at the Pilot in Dallas that was especially skinny, ugly, and strung out on speed. Her name was "Vanilla". How anybody slept with her, n PAID for it, is beyond my comprehension. Looking at her made me think "I'm gonna puke".

  • @w5jda always seems TA is the absolute worst. I stopped at one in Illinois and in broad daylight the lot lizards were lifting up their skirts peeing and puking on themselves. Im a woman and Ive had them bother me about their services.! I hate when it's 2 in the morning and Im tiying to sleep and they bang on my cab.

  • @KelliFilkins the only TA i didn't see a lot lizard at was the one in Limon, CO. I had one even climb up on the steps, of my truck, in Terra Haute, IN. The "No Lot Lizard" stickers don't work either.

  • @w5jda no they don't. I bought one when I started. Waste of $3. I think it would ideal to have a electric shock security system for our trucks so if someone tries breaking into your truck, or a lot lizard bothers you at 2 in the morning it knocks them on their ass with a huge amount of voltage. Some truckstops are as bad as driving through a ghetto. And I hate dropping off my trailer in Kansas city, mooncrickets just watiing to rob you in that city !

  • @KelliFilkins Sounds like Ontario, CA; Gary, IN; and W. Memphis, AR to me. you could call the cops and complain and all you would get is "so what do you want us to do about it?" Thank god the company I drove for had drop yards or terminals near by in most metro areas. no hookers there

  • @w5jda been to Gary, Memphis and it's all savage primates

  • thats probably your wife selling the pussy, faget

  • Guy got stabbed there yesterday lol what a place

  • guess we are all thinking the same thing...........like nobody is horny at 8am lol

  • That ain’t shit, you should of seen Jessup Maryland TA in it’s hayday.

  • @larkh1981 been there done that! didn't they even have their own channel on the CB once?

  • Whatever, stupid polock! Refresh my memory, how long did it take hitler to whoop your ass? A few weeks? If it weren't for us Americans saving your asses you'd be speaking German you little bitch.

  • Lot Lizard!?!?!?!? More like God Damn Bull Frog.

  • First of all most truckers anymore are fat lazy or skinny skanks non driving worthless pieces..;And most of these lizards are too good for these pieces whome always seem to shoot their mouths and vids-;And if you say your a driver; Then Drive, Quit worring abt what's out there; It's a Big World out there; And if youd close the door turn off the mouth and the video turn up JerryReed and East bound an down, You'll see Better sights; I promise. sgnd- RR -34 yrsinTrucking

  • i think TRUCKERS deserve way better HOTTIES then this peace of SH.T FAT ASS F.UCKING DRUGGED UP SLOT. Sorry for the language...lol

  • Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, come on

  • truckstops of america all night outside Tuscaloosa, than all day long omg every 20 minutes almost always the same girl too lol man and there arent any cute lot lizards anymore! mind you my truck says "The Mistress" on it lol could be why they never leave me alone

  • SHIT watch out for them  lot lizard fleas

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  • too early? I had one knock on the door at 8 AM on a Sunday morning in Houston Flying J off 45.

  • i think she is more of a lot donkey then a lizard.. you should give her a ride back to the farm

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  • "australian" accent... now here we have a very dangerous reptile 1 confrantation with this lizard can kill 20 men O.o lol

  • Those lot Lizards give amazing blowjobs..while browsing an adult magazine of course..pinatentry style.

  • Overtime!

  • what can you say.....its a flying fish hook......lol

  • So this is what gay truckers do on the road...

  • @Lancerlot11 you sure found the vid.......like looking at prostitutes do ya city boy????

  • @KE5WDP You know, not all people looking at this vid care to use hookers. I'm doing it cuz I think it's funny as hell. I hitch hike alot so I actually deal with lot lizards and they're all disgusting whores and I figured I'd laugh at some for a little while. Peace

  • u like them male lizards dont ya boyyyyyy

  • Did you really say she was out doing her thing too early??

    LOL....If there's anyone who should understand the concept of work it's you, genius!

    If your wheels aren't moving, you aren't getting paid.

    And if she isn't out there bright and early selling that ass, she isn't getting paid.

    Making sense now

  • @nosajj12345 actually, I am getting paid by each time you perverts look at this video.....genius....lol

  • @KE5WDP So how much do you get per hit??

  • @KE5WDP You make make a few cent's each hit.

    but at the end of the day, you are a lonely, dirty trucker that no one in the world gives a fuck about.

    only local haulers have my respect, you OTR clowns have no lives and were pushed into it.

    homo, have fun being alone!

  • @TheWhiteDevilll

    lmao so true

  • @KE5WDP This video is genius. Pretty hilarious.

  • @KE5WDP Not with hit counts this low you're not. 

  • @KE5WDP No- Your getting paid everytime someone clicks your ads. Not your video.

  • @KE5WDP not really.

  • @nosajj12345 You know what they call a Lot lizard with a mattress strapped onto her back?

    An Owner/Operator! LOL!

  • Who in their right sane mind would want a BJ for that fat fungus mouth.Thumbs up to the driver who filmed this.

  • she might have better luck with a mattress strapped to her back. people are all about convenience these days. (sry the owner/operator joke was hard to resist)

  • Its never to early for sex!lol

  • Before you bang alot lizzard rember she was just with Tbone, Bubba and MeatHook.

  • is she pregnant or just fat? maybe she is trying to find a guy big enough to abort it ya i know that is pretty fucked up but possible

  • i would of fucked the shit out her like every whore that gets in my flattop petercar . i am nothinb but a nasty perverted meat hauler from nebraska woop and ride . check out my videos

  • I would have got an am bj

  • Hell she is not even pretty.

  • LOL Lot Lizard is a funny ass term!

  • You know you bought some

  • Thats the fattest lizard Ive ever seen,must be new or a set up.

  • she brave doing n the daytime.

  • Hey, the bitch gotta get that money. It's time for breakfast . LOL. It's not too early for you to be making money. I love prostitutes, hookers, porn whores I love all that shit. The world needs them, just like it needs us drivers.

  • morningwood truckstop

  • you saying you don't enjoy a nice BJ at 8 in the morning?

  • @ftp000

    NOT FROM SOME SKANK HO

  • @ftp000 not wit