Minecraft - Wood Generator (PATCHED)

[TRIPLERAGE100]

@smg1357 You are really fucking stupid arent you.

[joshfuckingparsons]

minecraft is fun forever

[MrSwarish]

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[SMG1357]

i bet this doesnt work on the later version

[Dudester28]

@SMG1357 I wonder what else patched could mean?

[LayingPipes]

@SMG1357 Can you be any stupider?

[TheReVoLuTiiOnZz]

@SMG1357 No shit sherlock.

[MegaColdshoulder]

@SMG1357 i bet that's why it says "PATCHED" on the title.

[TheClonePikachu]

You will still require wood to make the boats. Soo your just reusing it not generating it

[ofunu]

@TheClonePikachu But to make a boat you need 5 wood planks, with this however you're getting 9 wood planks per boat, so you're generating 4 out of nothing. Not to mention the wooden sticks.

[ofunu]

@TheClonePikachu Correction, you're getting from 5 to 12 wood planks per boat.

[TheBuilder2003]

crap



[zoojne]

you should do an lp! oh wait........ good job!

[xxR3D1C0Nxx]

not really a generator, cause you made the boats out of wood? but cool anyway

[PYates77]

@xxR3D1C0Nxx Back in the day, it made more wood than actually building a boat. So you could make a boat, break it, make another boat, break it, make 2 more boats, break them... and get infinite wood.

[whyme943]

I wish this still worked. Gathering wood has to be the most tedious thing about Minecraft.

[denEtwasAnderen]

@Spieleprofi098 Man merkt das du ein Minecraft noob bist ^^ sry aber weißt du nicht das man 5 Wood braucht um 1 Boot herzustellen. Er jedoch , erhält durchschnittlich 8 oder mehr durch diesen Trick+ Stick. ;)

[Spieleprofi098]

... Aber erstma muss man ein boot herstellen und woraus aus wood also is der gewinn = 0 und was bringt das schon Boote herzustellen um sie wieder zu zerstören?

[indiana2779]

Making a wood generator gives me wood.

[huhabah]

Aah, back in the day when minecraft was fun.

[problemofficer]

@huhabah True story, have you seen the shitty spawns and the shitty music? i remember a violin and a really green fun place with friends, now its grey dull with no music and stupid added stuff

[huhabah]

@problemofficer I know... There was a wonderful time when we actually mined and built great houses instead of hunting for mods and servers to play on... The glitches were fucking fun, why did Notch patch them!?

[problemofficer]

@huhabah ''Building'' is not in minecraft anymore, its more about survival than actually building, wich ruins it

[huhabah]

@problemofficer I said AND MINED. Nobody does that anymore.

[problemofficer]

@huhabah Thats so true

[annoytanor007]

@problemofficer there is creative mode you know

[The4JAMDUDE4]

@huhabah

What so just because it's very popular now it's not fun?

[huhabah]

@The4JAMDUDE4 -All the fun glitches fixed

-Clunky updates

-I liked the look of old MC better

-So much shit it gets confusing

-Nobody legitly plays anymore

-Yes, it's too mainstream (hippie glasses)

-Cobble looks crappy now

-NO MORE FUN GLITCHES

-Fucking Notch.

[linklovezelda]

@huhabah Downgrade. That's what I did after I took a shit on the new versions. And I have fun again.

[The4JAMDUDE4]

@huhabah

1. Glitches can ruin the game. It makes it too easy sometimes which means

too easy > boring.

You can use another texture pack for cobblestone.

but hey, we're all entitled to our own opinions.

[zharrrhen]

@The4JAMDUDE4 I like how you list out 1. but not 2. or three 3. also bug fixes and a new cobble stone texture isn't the only differences every one can tell your just mad you joined in beta.

[The4JAMDUDE4]

@zharrrhen

I wasn't bothered. Also how would I be bad because I 'joined in beta'? I hate when people judge by when you found/bought/played a game or went on a website. I played the crappy classic version for a bit until I decided to buy it.

[The4JAMDUDE4]

@zharrrhen Answers: -All the fun glitches fixed (already replied) -Clunky updates For example? -I liked the look of old MC better I'm sorry spoil it but not everything in life is dedicated towards your personal opinion. -So much shit it gets confusing Or just not bothered to learn it. I caught on fine and so did many people ik.

[The4JAMDUDE4]

@zharrrhen More answers: -Nobody legitly plays anymore The community are normally really nice, unless a server is poorly moderated it's fine. This goes for griefers aswell. -Yes, it's too mainstream (hippie glasses) It's a very original game I think. Explain yoru point. -Cobble looks crappy now (already answered) -NO MORE FUN GLITCHES (already answered) -Fucking Notch. Explain...

[SurfingCA2]

@huhabah Notch has given full power of the company to Jeb. Don't blame him.

[paladinsasuke]

@SurfingCA2 Jeb is steering minecraft in a good direction. TBH Minecraft 1.8 update really made minecraft worlds dull... Like Worlds before then had random amazing generation. 1.8+ is pretty much:

Oh look a FLAT Forest, A FLAT Desert. Even then, the mountain biomes didn't have a "unique" feel.

[andr00123]

@huhabah minecraft is pretty sick. people like you complain about everything new.

[xDJaycee]

@huhabah I dont get it

[themoomaster787]

i midd doing this :P

[themoomaster787]

@themoomaster787 miss*

[sat1ne5]

@TheMinuteRaid why are you being so mean i just think that chopping trees is better than building some thing to make your wood

[Maciejkiller]

To make a wood generator you need a fuckload of wood

[InspiringMaplers]

Check out mine not patched

[spamhonx56]

i sorta of fell it would be easier to just keep cutting down trees than to repeatedly craft boats... though this is/was useful if there was no wood and you had the other stuff to hand.

[y0nFrizz]

DUCK.

[SebastianMichaeils]

It's 1.0.0 so it gives you two sticks and 3 wood planks. P.S In 1.0.0, Boat = Wooden Pickaxe

[xZoulos]

@SebastianMichaeils look the patch

[TheCommentatorguy]

cool

[gtafan714]

1 question why would you want a wood generator when theres lots of trees almost everywhere

[merkur32123]

@gtafan714 If you live in a desert, there are no trees, and this is faster than making a Tree farm, even if it doesn't work anymore.

[spamhonx56]

@merkur32123 what about using the bone marrow stuff... to make the trees grow instantly, and then replace the sapling?

[diegonikki]

the woodenator

[darkwhizzard]

THIS IS A LIE! IT DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE! OH WAIT... THATS WHAT PATCHED MEANS...

[AxHost]

I cant beliv i watched etho but dint noticed its him!! 0.0

[ThatAwesomeCat]

it sure generated some wood... In my pants!

[MrCh0wman]

Three words, Bone Meal, and Saplings. It's as simple as that!

[Rossaur]

@MrCh0wman This is alpha version 1.2.3_04 in 2010 there was no such thing as bone meal

[TheNatManRS]

hay guise it wont work ami doin it wrong cause it says pached n the title but i can tell it works bc it works in the vid so it works but its not working for me so its prob gliched some1 tell notchypoo to fix it plz kthx

[MattKitten]

@TheNatManRS The reason it worked in this is because it was before the glitch was patched. It no longer works...

[TheNatManRS]

@MattKitten Hm, I try to make a mockery of the people posting such like that by posting a ridiculous comment about how it no longer works, despite the title saying so. Oh well. I guess nobody here has a sense of humor.

[MattKitten]

@TheNatManRS Lol, I totally thought you were serious.... I've met a lot of idiots in the world who say stuff like that and are totally serious.... and talk like that. Just keep in mind, it's hard to get sarcasm via simple text. THAT'S why I thought you were serious.

[shadowhulk100]

you need wood to make the boats anyway

[keeganowen12]

@shadowhulk100 but you use 5 wood to make the boat and you receive 12 wood doing this so you gain 7 wood per boad

[JKdude123456]

or just use these ways

get a boat then brake it

get sapling place on dirt place bone meal on it

find a tree chop it down

[theanswer1005]

thats Etho's skin man!!

[Thothdjehuty100]

@theanswer1005 This is ethos video though...

[Jordan7466]

@theanswer1005 lol this is his vid

[guyswithcamera]

.... or u can just cut down some trees :D

[mymagiclyrics]

1:30 A Cow Jump :D

[rusal9]

or u could just push a boat into a water current and then make it hit something making the exact same thing :)

[TheLiskable]

@rusal9 no. because then it would not drop that much wood. and it also goes slower. that would just be pointless timewasting.

[merkur32123]

@lifevt94hellotoworld Helmet upside down made out of Wood, or like a Minecart out of Wood

[TheZelta5678]

Subscribificate!

[imbotep]

XD ich zocke zwar kein minekraft aber wenn man logisch denkt bruaht man nur boote auf einen kaktus zu werfen um holz zu bekommen XD

[PsionicGamer1]

Even if this trick doesnt work any more, it still looks cool :) The machine, i could use that as a base for some kind of fountain or something.

[NothingPurp13]

So amazing how retards still try even thought the titles FUCKING says (Patched)

[FredMaHead]

I can't make it work :/

[suckmychangchong]

@FredMaHead cuz it doesnt work look at the top of the viddd??????? he even told u its patched

[MrMiggex]

Sweet Alpha...

[Plaatinum10]

I think Etho just remove the video just because

1. The trick has been patched.

2. Its attracting too many retards.

[Felekin]

@Plaatinum10

No need, he gets money from them.

[22soldat]

sa marche pas



[divineagent]

Wow! That cobblestone looks so weird, now.

[shadow1the1ultimate]

@divineagent this is the original texture

[mendomush]

DOESN'T WORK ARE YOU DUMB?

[TheAmity9]

@mendomush Get off the internet you're an idiot.

[RelentlessMicrosoft]

@mendomush Read the description it hasnt worked sice last year

[ThaRetardoFishie]

@mendomush fucking retard

[McGby128]

@mendomush are you retarded?

[Suicider12]

@mendomush CANNOT READ ARE YOU DUMB?

[yunochipz]

it takes more wood making the boats

[AsleApeland]

@yunochipz not then...

[ChiefFalque]

@yunochipz dude if the point was destroying boats to gain wood, then you'd be right. but the point here is that making this piece of art bugs the gain from destroying the boat, giving you MORE instead of LESS resources back, making a boat takes 5 plank blocks (or whatever you call them) while you get an average of 11 wood blocks + some sticks from this generator per boat. get it now?

[zephrameliasfoster]

@yunochipz No, that trick gives you 12 wood a boat, plus sticks. Boat only takes 5.

[TheAQWWE]

1 Manual To Make Wood Generator

1.Cut Wood On Tree

2.Wait For Drops Sapling

3.Plant Sapling

4.Wait For Sapling Grows

5.Repeat 1-4

[DassinSandvich]

@TheAQWWE LOL -_____-"

[shreder6100]

@TheAQWWE fucking idiot...

[lakkinator]

@TheAQWWE 4: / use bonemeal

[jurdavnyn]

@TheAQWWE or watch porn ooooo

[maranaz1]

@jurdavnyn lol

[hicainan]

@TheAQWWE if you have bonemeal you can make the saplings turn into trees instantly and you'll have an endless cycle of TREEZ.

[sat1ne5]

@zevaz999 no need to use harsh words i just think it would take time to build all those boats a to wreck them down i didnt want anyone to curse at me for it :(

[pizzacraft]

notch watches this channel all time to see all the bugs

[TakingAndChanging]

It's patched now so who cares?

[JimMikeTV]

you still need wood to make a boat

[Jakinho97]

@JimMikeTV Yes but you need 5 wooden planks to make a boat and u get 12 wooden planks for that!

[MrGabapovich]

I miss the old cobblestone

[curvyback]

What the hell i was all like :O when i noticed this was etho :L and i thought it sounded like him when he said soil xD

[curtischancx3]

TooManyItems FTW

[toinlp]

there's something called sapling (aviable in even 3 different colors) ^^

[MrTURBOJOHN]

there is something you can do

Plant trees

Wait for them to grow

Collect Wood

Never fails, never gets patches

[ShadowTargt103]

you need wood to make the boats, then to mine the cobble to get the recources then u go to desert to get the cactus, why not punch a tree? its so much easier

[smexijebus]

It's simply amazing how so many people can't count or read, yet still have the ability to use the Internet.

12 is a greater amount than 5.

"It no longer works" means it no longer works.

I sincerely hope this clears things up.

[TheNuclearKamikaze]

@smexijebus seriously! people prefer staying home and playing games, than going to learn!

[CoffeeMug444]

omg! I remember watching this AGES ago, like when it came out ages.... Now etho has a lot more attention XD

[noahqweboy]

Okay if I ALREADY had wood do you REALLY think I would make a boat just to throw it in and turn it back into wood? dumbass

[AllBranNinja]

@noahqweboy It takes about 5 pieces of wood to make a boat, when one of the boats broke in the video, it gave him about 2x or 3x the amount.

[Sciderto]

@noahqweboy you get more wood when you break the boat then it took to build it. dumbass

[rollyproductions]

@noahqweboy wow, think about what you are saying before you go around calling people dumbasses

[maix96]

thumbs up if you played in alpha!

[MultiKevin1234567890]

or just get the timber mod.

[mrLYLiX]

@MultiKevin1234567890 But thats a fucking mod, this is not

[KrayoToxin]

i just got an Ad with chuck norris in it about world of warcraft O.o

[ssoloness]

i miss alpha...

[dombocrafter]

notch is a bastard

[121minecraft]

that's pretty cool, but it takes wood to make the boats (unless you have the too many items mod, which still you can get wood from that)

[wavezilla]

@joseph4445 first of all, your parents suck at names and couldn't afford a baby name book so they used a bible free from the church. second that thing used to make the game break the same boat twice giving double yield dumbass.

[joseph4445]

@wavezilla y u troll my name.

my parents dont read the bible

your name is probably penis for sure

[joseph4445]

you use 5 planks to craft a boat.

and you get 3 planks and 2 sticks from destroying it.

this is a wood waister not generator sherlock

[FryingpanGamingX]

@joseph4445 ....holy shit your an idiot please quit talking.

[Plaatinum10]

@joseph4445 You get 12 planks, retard. Watch the video before you say anything.

Also, read the entire title.

[TheMinuteRaid]

@joseph4445 lol faggot pass 2nd grade then come on youtube.

[x3SURR0UNDx3]

@MrErroric ummmm.. what version of minecraft do you play on because they do...

[Wasdun]

well it is nice it is fixed and how bored do you need to be to try something like this out?

[dress55]

I will now downgrade to Alpha v1.2.3_04 ...

[Txmza]

That's what she said...

[jeffdunum]

hes brakeing it

[Al0neStillAlive]

Aww.. now we have to plant trees? :P what is the world coming to!

[zemastergamer8]

in 1.0.0 they added trees its so cool have you seen one before and guess what it drops WOOD AND BABY TREES you are never gonna see one tee hee hee hee

like me people

[CobbelStown]

@zemastergamer8 INORITE

-.-

[MrImdany]

Kakashi FTW



[MrTimochii]

How did...I mean, just how did you figure this out? Just random testing?

[BlueSwampyCraft]

I'm watching this 1 year and 1 week later.

[Dobby319]

i mean on a survival map

[VampireAuditore]

@Dobby319 With great difficulty

[Dobby319]

even tho u get more wood back if ur on survival where there are no trees then how do u get wood

[sowdowdow974]

%£]°****%¨!?!

[TH3BL4CKNESS]

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[falconx13579]

I have a better title- useless generator that will waste your time.

[TheUperDuper]

@falconx13579 It's patched you dummy.

[MassiveZebo123]

@falconx13579

No, it's not useless, you get more out of it then you lose, and he did say it was patched RIGHT in the title, so what's wrong with it. It describes what it it.

[falconx13579]

@MassiveZebo123 I never said it was useless.

[Tifflina2]

this is terribly ineffient, you use 5 planks,and you get 2 planks 2 sticks.

[LandMuffin]

@Tifflina2 Fag shut up and learn to read

[GBVideos7]

@Tifflina2 With this contraption you get like 12 planks and 6 sticks per boat so it IS efficient

[TheMinuteRaid]

@Tifflina2 omg your retarted

[Checkstoll]

its nice when you need wood and you havnt wood but you have boats an you dont need boats but wood than you take it in the generator und you have wood ^^ sry i am german when i have writ was wrong xDD

[falconx13579]

@Donut117 hahah no. That was a very bad joke

[Tigerclaw3447]

You are using bunch of wood on those boats.You probably get more wood if you DON'T!! do this stupid generator

[GBVideos7]

@Tigerclaw3447 no, you do get more, 5 to make a boat and you get around 12 per boat

[Tigerclaw3447]

i know another way to obtain wood its called a tree it's so amazing it has leaves and everything!