DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed by Spaghetti-O's and the people will try to recreate communist chickens. I eat people and your love of potato chips will make the world defecate on planet Sparta. I like oompa-loompa’s and your mother is a furry porn. Hey, did you see the subtitle of stop sign and Tarzan ate his mother? Wow, I like cheesecake, and so did the talking trash can who didn't eat carrots.
Copy and paste this to 10 other videos and everyone will think you're a fucking idiot.
For all you little kids out there, this is a spoof of the TV show 'Kung Fu' starring David Carradine back in the 70s. It's classic - he goes around looking really stoned the whole time, but what's really funny is that his character is half-chinese, so everyone in the cast has to pretend that he looks asian. Legend has it that the part was written for Bruce Lee but the producers thought American audiences weren't ready for an Asian in the lead role.
@starwarsfan2011100 yah i know i was joking cause so many people act like it is. and ppl are saying that so iwas joking get over it. im joking get that trought your head.
Memorial Day was created by the evil ILLUMINATI. It's their way of mocking all the military people that murdered and died for the ILLUMINATI causes! Memorial Day is disgustingly evil. The U.S. soldiers are not "defending" our freedoms here in America. The mind controlled U.S. soldiers are defending the evil interests of their true masters that rule from Rome (the synagogue of Satan)! I have evidence of this sad fact.
This was a parody of the old series "Kung Fu" starring David Carradine. The storyline was brought together by Bruce Lee and a director, under the impression Bruce would star in it, but it didn't happen. In order for David to leave the temple he had to get the pebble. Also, he carried a hot anvil from one spot to another with his forearms, which created tattoos on them. That's why Jim had to carry the hot crockpot with his forearms to feed the people.
@mjp9mm the cooking pot is a scene from a movie, but I can't remember whitch one. and now I can't sleep until I know so please, anybody got an idea?????
was that Shaun Wayans at 1:16
dabadplya 5 hours ago
Calm down mate there's no need for that
starwarsfan2011100 7 hours ago
nice one.......
murthy900 3 days ago
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VampiricRock117 3 days ago
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DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed by Spaghetti-O's and the people will try to recreate communist chickens. I eat people and your love of potato chips will make the world defecate on planet Sparta. I like oompa-loompa’s and your mother is a furry porn. Hey, did you see the subtitle of stop sign and Tarzan ate his mother? Wow, I like cheesecake, and so did the talking trash can who didn't eat carrots.
Copy and paste this to 10 other videos and everyone will think you're a fucking idiot.
Anonymousislegion00 5 days ago
Hahahahahaha!!!
Katalyzt 1 week ago
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Rainzaaaaa 1 week ago
in living color is coming back!!!
gangstaladie 1 week ago
its year 2035 and this vid got 800 million views
Gengsta88 2 weeks ago
1:58 lol
Astorlugo 2 weeks ago
I never get tired of jim Carey
xxxnwahsxxx 2 weeks ago
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vanweiden93 2 weeks ago
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thumbs up if you are watching this in 2012 :D
faisalshafei 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you are watching in 2012
M3NTA7 2 weeks ago 2
There's no place like home... :) Home is where your heart is... :)
lorimazzola 2 weeks ago
thumbs up if you survived after end of the world and watching this at 2013
TheLaTechi 2 weeks ago
@TheLaTechi Totally wrong the world is not ending
starwarsfan2011100 1 day ago
For all you little kids out there, this is a spoof of the TV show 'Kung Fu' starring David Carradine back in the 70s. It's classic - he goes around looking really stoned the whole time, but what's really funny is that his character is half-chinese, so everyone in the cast has to pretend that he looks asian. Legend has it that the part was written for Bruce Lee but the producers thought American audiences weren't ready for an Asian in the lead role.
zapproowsdower 2 weeks ago
I should be studying for my Biology test...
KartKing4ever 2 weeks ago
watching it in 2012 at the end of the world
JulianConstantino 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@JulianConstantino
fuck off
Shotgunner56 2 weeks ago
@Shotgunner56 LOL
JulianConstantino 2 weeks ago
@JulianConstantino The world is not ending its BS
starwarsfan2011100 1 day ago
@starwarsfan2011100 yah i know i was joking cause so many people act like it is. and ppl are saying that so iwas joking get over it. im joking get that trought your head.
JulianConstantino 19 hours ago
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4kkgmu58jww 3 weeks ago
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tymoteusz321 3 weeks ago
crap i was born in '91...
theamazingtoot 3 weeks ago
Похож на Путина xDDD
x1ShyGuy1x 3 weeks ago 3
good shit thx for uploading
absoluteGODhatred 3 weeks ago
The guy in the beggining is the guy who voiced all the halo stuff such as "Double Kill"or"Kiliing Spree"
chowsnizzy123 4 weeks ago
was this a real show
slayerman963 4 weeks ago
@slayerman963 yes the best ever
josiahpritchett 4 weeks ago
thumbs up if u watching in 1346 BC
elpuime 1 month ago
sad, but real...i remember a story about shaolin, identical to this one.
buddhafollower 1 month ago
SPAM 6...... THEN SPAM 7..... THEN SPAM 9!!!!
mick12594 1 month ago
press 9 for failed super saiyan transformation attempt.
TippmanFaith 1 month ago
Master PUTIN in white!!!
51Gena10 1 month ago
Stop Pressing Keys and Watch the god damn video !!
nOx1D3 1 month ago
i dont get this shit with pressing numbers...who actually does it ? :O
HQDnB 1 month ago 3
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halofan38 1 month ago
Epic freakout.. Press 6
NineteenTw3 1 month ago
press 1 over and over to hear jim call you master
TheSharkshaw 1 month ago
actually between love and madness lies syphilis
MrBeastlybiscuit 1 month ago 2
jim looks kinda Glenn Gould here :)
imsohornynwet 1 month ago
press 6 O_O Give me mastooooooooooooooon
mujahed1415 1 month ago
Compton-3 woot woot ^.^
Devo310 1 month ago
press 9 to here him roar!
thedreamofalldreams 1 month ago 2
Madonna - Like A Prayer in this Music HAHAHA
619acerman 1 month ago
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giabraccia 1 month ago
Isnt AKIRO Ray from scary movie 1 and 2?
sacrifice194 1 month ago
@sacrifice194 hes a wayans brother...he was the dude from white chicks and other stuff
XxXVideoVeiwerXxX 1 month ago
@sacrifice194 yes, yes it is
extrafrog 1 month ago
MADONNA LOL
marilei123 2 months ago
thumbs up if u watching in 2011
03jassi 2 months ago 81
@03jassi No, I'm watching this in 3059.
FatTubeX 4 weeks ago 5
@FatTubeX lolzz
03jassi 3 weeks ago
@03jassi im watching this in 2013
michAELBOLDEN98 3 weeks ago
@michAELBOLDEN98 im watching this in 2014
jjjjoeyas1 3 weeks ago
@03jassi 2012 *
TheBasijiKiller 3 weeks ago 4
@03jassi i'm watching it in 2012
MWSAX 3 weeks ago 4
@03jassi im watching this in 2012 bitch
flyslaier 3 weeks ago 39
@03jassi sry its 2012 now
webpowwa 2 weeks ago 4
@03jassi Nope 2012
DSLDARTH 1 week ago 13
@03jassi
Nope: I'm watching this in 200,000 B.C. on my IStone.
MrCrimsonLance 5 days ago
НА ПУТИНА ПОХОЖ
leshiy300 2 months ago 2
Hey was that black dude from Don't Be A Menace ??
surferdudette19 2 months ago
@surferdudette19 Yeah, thats Shawn Wayans, he played Ashtray in Dont Be a Menace
lonelyoneugh 2 months ago
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REASON, EMOTION & TRUTH:
Memorial Day was created by the evil ILLUMINATI. It's their way of mocking all the military people that murdered and died for the ILLUMINATI causes! Memorial Day is disgustingly evil. The U.S. soldiers are not "defending" our freedoms here in America. The mind controlled U.S. soldiers are defending the evil interests of their true masters that rule from Rome (the synagogue of Satan)! I have evidence of this sad fact.
Private Investigator Sinne
U.S.A. Washington
TruthTeller878 2 months ago
Hey I made a halirious video of Jim Carrey go check it out its called Jim Carrey Humor
hexguzman 2 months ago
Putin
raceta100 2 months ago
@dewgreen14. It is coming back. Spring 2012. Look it up for the details.
TubbusMaximus 3 months ago
Hold down 7 for sexy dance time.
fetusfart18 3 months ago
press 9
schuriken 3 months ago
They need to bring In Living Color back
dewgreen14 3 months ago
@dewgreen14 what are you talking about, yes they are! lol
Brinah 3 months ago
Press 8 ... rare type of bird in the audience?
Bl4ck0ut13 3 months ago 124
@Bl4ck0ut13 it's not a bird, it's a monkey, are you tone-deaf? :D
hegyimutymuty 2 months ago
So awesome.
jrzy49 3 months ago
Ultimate Trolling Master.
youtubian2500 3 months ago
Why is Akido always black?!
au313 3 months ago
@au313 i think they meant he can steal it before anyone notices...a little bit of racism in here... xD
HeyDreamer25 2 months ago
the pebble is time
lunaticial 3 months ago
Press 7 fore TBag press 9 for hump.
1nsaneStudios 3 months ago
Press 7 :D
xilion20 3 months ago
Press 7 for some wrong movements :P
KrazyChrismon 3 months ago
Oh this guy that wear green shirt is talking like in SAN ANDREAS
armyranged1 3 months ago
Shouldn't Carey be saying Oh my Budah,Oh my Budah?
gahloot 3 months ago
keep pressing 1
Whataboss99 3 months ago 3
3:00, join us next week, for more exciting adventures of (press 6)
SkizzyMcfrazzlepop 4 months ago
press 9
Strategos300 4 months ago
funny
mixbilinqual 4 months ago
excellent bravo cary
hepimizbiriz123 4 months ago
perfect comic...
hepimizbiriz123 4 months ago
racist chinise
edelstein1880 4 months ago
Press 7 for the best possition EVER
ganado15 4 months ago
18 people couldn't get the pebble
PainGuy2 4 months ago
Who plays the Kung Fu master?? Anyone know? It kinda looks like Andy Lau...
barrybadranath 4 months ago
@barrybadranath Steve Park plays the Kung Fu master. He was a regular cast member during the 1991-1992 season.
bigazzpimp407 4 months ago
@bigazzpimp407 Thanks big ass pimp! :)
barrybadranath 4 months ago
@barrybadranath You're welcome!
bigazzpimp407 3 months ago
try to press 9....
HafizNursal 4 months ago
Isn't that the old Chinese guy from Kill Bill 2?
southafricanwhitey 4 months ago
Press 7 for drop it likes it hot
TheDarknessoftime 4 months ago
@TheDarknessoftime if u keep pressing 7 it so funny
CUTIEPIELUV11 4 months ago
press 5 and 6 for a dance
Isildyr2009 4 months ago
It's actually better to never have taken the stone. /zen
je25ff 4 months ago
My history teacher does this to me.
juiceddrpepper 4 months ago
press 4 for the best part
marquellyong555 5 months ago
Who else thought he was going to quote Kung fu Panda? XD
Cemflash1 5 months ago
If you hold 7 or 9, It's very inappropriate ;)
josephj735 5 months ago
hahahahahaha
fizzojones 5 months ago
press 7 for something that looks wrong
candybunz2 5 months ago
press 3 then wait 3 seconds and then press 6!:))
gnarlyRM250 5 months ago 2
That is one BALD Chinese Master!
BillHicks420 5 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!
beatweezl 5 months ago
Press 7 really fast
theNERAL 5 months ago
Press 9
grometmate 5 months ago
press 9 to see jim carrey's pooping face
TheBoss9291 5 months ago
STOP RUINING THE BEST BIT BY FUCKING SAYING IT IN THE COMMENTS!!!!!!
Xestantial 5 months ago 12
press 7 really fast it looks like he is teabaggin someone lol
steverino4444 5 months ago
press 9
daujevon 5 months ago
Yes, thumbs up scribblenutter for spoiling the video. So lame...
loltzu 5 months ago 90
@loltzu Unfortunately, its inevitable. Just don't read the comments first.
ElongatedVowels 5 months ago
press 7 for t-bag
gyianas 5 months ago
press 7
Odog7771 5 months ago
Press 9
Madelinesingsforyou 6 months ago
The Real Reason why Jim couldn't get it is because the Master and the other student move at hypersonic speed.
RikiOhRed 6 months ago
very funny :D
mrascoop 6 months ago
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VanBullock 6 months ago
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VanBullock 6 months ago
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VanBullock 6 months ago
coumpton style XDD
hagopovski 6 months ago
Hold 6 so Jim can tap the gun on his head.
zolleen 6 months ago
blind kung-fu masters father?
Pedofied 6 months ago
@Lockheed329 shut up its hilarious stop trying to point stuff out faggot
MrSolmite 6 months ago
Jim Carrey is hilarious!!!!!!! LOL
JimCarrey2JohnnyDepp 6 months ago
CARLTON?!
MaxDamageProductions 8 months ago
@MaxDamageProductions nah i think hes one of the wayans brothers
kpxflameboy 7 months ago
@kpxflameboy Shawn Wayans
razieltalos 7 months ago
press 2 wait for the word "Alone" then…
press 7 wait for the word "Now" then press 6 LOL!!!
SpartanfighterX10 8 months ago 4
Grass Hoppa LMAO! Thanks Robert
twolfe74 8 months ago
press seven for cum shot and press 9 for bowl humpingXD
M3xIcAn5huFfl3r 8 months ago
Press 6
holothere 8 months ago 109
@holothere press 1. your welcome.
buddhagirl0819 6 months ago
@holothere Thanks for spoiling it for us einstein.!
Cmayjalook 5 months ago
@holothere and what? :p
jimspanou 4 months ago
@holothere remix tht as a gif and put house music on
goku8081 4 months ago
MAN 1:53......lmao
orlandojoelando 9 months ago
I don't wanna come to this > give me the stone
heheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehe
0123786549 9 months ago
az egy huje wazeee... best ever ;)
lori25hu 9 months ago
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i was thinking he was going to hit the master on his balls...
Rychardson15 9 months ago
i was think he was going to hit the master on his balls lolz
Rychardson15 9 months ago
OK I didnot want to come to this ...... GIVE ME THE STONE RIGHT NOOW hhhhhhhh
rayed202 9 months ago
GIMME THE STONE!!! RIGHT NOW!!!
RobloxAdminstrator12 9 months ago
okay why do people have to comment on what they say if anything it makes it LESS funny
grigone123 10 months ago 3
Got the pebble Compton style . . .
RazaTheHacker 10 months ago
This was a parody of the old series "Kung Fu" starring David Carradine. The storyline was brought together by Bruce Lee and a director, under the impression Bruce would star in it, but it didn't happen. In order for David to leave the temple he had to get the pebble. Also, he carried a hot anvil from one spot to another with his forearms, which created tattoos on them. That's why Jim had to carry the hot crockpot with his forearms to feed the people.
geermanchester 10 months ago
what do you want 100,200,season tickets to lakers game...FRONT ROW
deadwardog13 10 months ago
GIVE ME THE STONE RIGHT NOW!
tarheelhardyfan 11 months ago
use some rogaine jim ! lol
tarheelhardyfan 11 months ago
haha
ahhMyHeadahh 11 months ago
"When you can grab this pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave. Sorry, not this time."
NaiTaiDai 11 months ago
13 grasshoppers could not snatch the pebble... So sad :(
cheezywiz25 1 year ago 3
185 people are still on pep ale garbing
MrPhatboichris 1 year ago 2
@MrPhatboichris 2 people are still on pebble grabbing and being called a grasshopper
MrPhatboichris 10 months ago
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MrPhatboichris 1 year ago
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MrPhatboichris 1 year ago
jim carey wrong belt
shifu wrong shoes
but nice
markohu 1 year ago
At the end, do Buddist monks and Kung-Fu masters really carry hot cooking pots with their bare forearms? Like a discipline training or something?
mjp9mm 1 year ago
@mjp9mm the cooking pot is a scene from a movie, but I can't remember whitch one. and now I can't sleep until I know so please, anybody got an idea?????
Orgendorfer 1 year ago
@Orgendorfer maybe beverly hills ninja with chris farley, but this seems like it was made before that movie?
boyblue95 1 year ago
@boyblue95 could be they used it too, but I remember it from some older "serious" kung-fu movie.
Orgendorfer 1 year ago
@boyblue95 No I think they used to do that always as part of training to toughen you up.
DeltaTeamLeader38 11 months ago
@mjp9mm what jim says when leaves the scene carrying the pot?
jesspzt 10 months ago
@jesspzt He says "Oh, God!"
geermanchester 10 months ago
press 9 its funny as
SEzzar3110 1 year ago
I didn't want it to come to this
narusaku5555 1 year ago
id just knock tht guy out and take it xD
goedertlord234 1 year ago 2
Jim Carrey is too funny.
JosephCLawrence1 1 year ago
hahahahah lol funny
31Orlandoman 1 year ago
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Jim: okay..... I didn't want it to come to this.... *brings out gun*.
GIMME THE STONE!....RIGHT NOW!
Master: HUYA!
Jim: I GOT IT!
Master: *roundhouses Jim with staff*
scribblenutter 1 year ago 17
13 have Failed to grab the Pebble
gamerman0512 1 year ago 6