Family Guy: Table Read

[JoelB3783]

You don't have to agree with abortion to watch the damn episodes. It is BS that this was banned because it is FUNNY. Family guy has poked at almost everything you just gotta ignore the stuff that you don't like because the show is awesome.

[sonnychik]

LOL I love hos Chris AND Meg get upset about the no masturbating thing. That part cracked me up. LMAO. :)

[LukeHeyes]

brilliant. just brilliant. that is all

[MegaUcfknight]

what does seth say at 0:30?

[KClaisse2]

@MegaUcfknight

"All we're doin' is holding the mirror up"

[worryrokspaz325]

@KClaisse2 what does that even mean?

[SoniaBegonia13]

Fuck, I need to see this episode. This guy's a genious.

[JacquelynZuchowski]

Chris- WHAT!!?!?!?!?

Meg- WHY!?!?!

[squamish4244]

It's funny how Seth MacFarlance decided to use his normal voice for the dog.

[133742069]

i like the part where everyone pretended to laugh

[animecrazy102]

I'd really love to have Seth read a book to me. :D

[TheDisser911]

I have this and it's hilarious

[TheGreatSeraphim]

Meg, Epic XD

[ETF12JJG]

Haha, I want to watch this as a full episode.

[wilhamlin]

@smartass933 i'm not really sure many people, if anybody, takes their science lessons from family guy, but by the way you're typing it seems to me that either you got most of your writing lessons from twitter updates, or you used notepad to spell check your comment

[WatsDaWurd]

im not gonna lie, i love family guy, but that chinese girl joke.... i feel so bad for laughing at it!!!!

[06235305]

jb

[MrClingo24]

people are mad because of the chinese girls joke, guys the joke on all races, even whites! What's the problem with it.

[aznandprd]

@MrClingo24 the chinese girls joke is not about race, it's a touchy subject because in china, baby girls are favored over boys, and because it's illegal for chinese couples to have more than one baby, some of them decide to kill their baby girl to try again for a boy. That's why the joke is considered offensive.

[h8eRsMaK3m3fAmOuS]

@aznandprd - And you just managed to contradict yourself in one sentence.

- Chinese boys are favoured over girls.

- Yes, it's illegal for couples to have more than one baby.

- And yes, some parents commit murder and cover it up in order to have a baby boy (and have no record of having a previous child).

[amateurshooter]

I would just like to know when the exact moment was that humanity lost it's sense of humor and the will to laugh at itself LOL I loved that huge reaction that one joke haha! Fucking amazing! When a joke can do that, you know its a good one!

[Phillie247]

bad

[xxcloudsxxarexxfunxx]

the chorus of "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" hahaha it killed me i love the extremely racist comments on family guy

[spnkypunky]

omg i wanna go to one of these! how do i go to one of these!?!?!

[chevypillow247]

what episode n' season is this?

[MrUndersolo]

Brilliant!

[chicarox55]

lmaooo never gets old!! i always laugh at meg n chris xD

[FrancisFrustration]

EPIC WIN.

[ShinbiBelldandy]

LOL I love this show!

I hate the flack this show gets. One thing I like about Seth MacFarlane is that he talks about EVERYBODY but he's JOKING!! He's a very classy guy but people see one thing & judge him on it. How is that practicing what you preach? IF you dont like it, your TV comes with a remote, change the channel & keep YOUR kids from watching it. If you know what the TV ratings mean we wouldnt have this issue.

[screamwriter1]

If they laugh or gasp its cause they get it. If they say nothing fail.

[cawinhosurf]

this serie made a revolution! OPEN YOUR MINDS ! SHUT YOUR MOUTHS!

[TheiNation]

LOL AT MEG!

[HORNO96]

Glad i live in the UK! Great episode

[Starchild91]

LMAO!

[samz0]

people who didn't laughed are not smart

[osnad]

wait a minute... this sketch is already a year old and they aired the episode about a month ago or so?!

wtf ...

[tokyopanda13]

god, thier reaction was priceless. its just a joke people!

[TheProudAmerican777]

I am very pro life and I find this very funny. :)

[cocknty]

And from now on, no more masturbating in this house

Meg:WHAT!:@

Chris:WHY??

[Twist0fFate92]

@cocknty u have them reversed

[Noliving]

@cocknty You have it back wards.

[CHONNYawesome]

meg

[mosherdude91]

0:21 - Alex Borstein looks like she's thinking, "I'm so sorry, everyone."

[george9807]

I hate to gloat but this episode was just shown on BBC3 in the UK in full. Thats the advantage of living in an atheist society!

[BraDRoBBo]

lolololol... for fuck sake i wanna watch this episode :P

[Scorpiosign53]

he said if God wanted us to kill babies he would make them chinese girls..... wow.... lame

[JagSmakarSkit]

@Scorpiosign53 may i ask why you think that's lame?

[Scorpiosign53]

@JagSmakarSkit cuz its just not funny. thats like saying if a school wants a really good track team they wouldnt put white people on the team. get it?

[ColoradoJinx]

@Scorpiosign53 That's not at all the same thing.  China has a 1-child policy, and it's really really common there to abort female children, as most families there want sons. That's what the joke is about, not skin color.

[lanakim83]

yay fam guy n american dad awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[AgothInnCloth]

China murders thousands of baby girls every year not long ago a bunch of dead baby girls were found in yellow bags floating in a river.....

KEEP HOLDING UP THAT DIRTY BLOODY MIRROR FAMILY GUY KICKS ASS!!!!

[just2watchbuffy]

LOL @ meg going "why?!"

[elbravio08]

chinese what???

[kziealles]

yea i couldnt understand

[sinical133]

@elbravio08

sounds like he says Chinese nerds

[sammynalla]

i think he said chinese girls... but dont quote me on that

[antegg77]

chinese girls, because the chinese are only allowed one kid and most dads want boys so the girls are aborted

[samz0]

@elbravio08 chinese girls

[GGW81]

I hope they include this on the dvds so we get a chance to see what the networks have deemed too risque for our sensitive minds.

[sah2u]

its "partial terms of endearment"

[MutinyFromAbove26]

What is the name of this episode? Can anybody help me out?

[PenguinOkez]

Family Guy is so funny, and I love watching the Table Read. Nobody should get offended by it, it is just a program joking around about all races!!!!

[Mrglasses0620]

if anybody gets offended by a cartoon are you thats much of a pussy

[thaiboxerick]

funniest stuff EVER

[mullent169]

that is horrible.

no wonder they banned the episode.

im not saying im glad they did after watching this i realy REALY want to see it.

but based on the jokes here dont expect it to be on tv at all in the future.

[MrTvfreak2008]

The banned episode by the moral yanks.

Very funny all of the jokes. Some people need to get a life. uk fan.

[gohansupersayan]

@MrTvfreak2008 they played it here in new zealand uncut and everything

[batmanRisen08]

@MrTvfreak2008 Clearly a Uk fan. Your grammar crappier than your teeth.

[MrTvfreak2008]

@batmanRisen08 at least us Brits can come up with better insults than 'crappier than your teeth'. Go suck an egg and choke on it yank.

[pavendar3313]

@batmanRisen08 Your grammar IS crappier than your teeth.

Good try. Really.

[wHITEFACeTV]

what season is this?

[Herriman]

@wHITEFACeTV It's from season 8, bu so far not yet aired on TV. Adult swim will air it as a season finally, but if you don't have Cartoon Network you gonna have to wait until the dvd comes out.

[mcsorleysd]

WTF??

what does abortion have to do at all with Gay ppl in Idol?

[Herriman]

@mcsorleysd Oh thanks joke killer

[Darkstar263]

I was in shock about that joke about Chinese Girls. But at the same time, in laughter lol

[masterQmax]

rhis one is the ban abortion episode, its gonna be on the dvd though

[askapalaphagy]

They need to air this on Adult Swim if Fox won't do it.

[familyguyfangirl]

I'm excited for this episode. =)

[kaoshurrikane94]

hmm..looks like maybe this wont be bad or morbid..i knew FG couldn't have done anything truly blackhearted..

cant wait for this season, even if this episode is out of it :)

[themasterofthe619]

is this the episode that got banned from fox?

[drummerkingmike]

I think so yes

[Noliving]

No that episode was the jew episode and that was way back like 7-8 years ago.

[EricBlues]

yes it is, from the upcoming season

I'm buying the DVDs, I need to see this ep. :)

[Starwind18020]

First they got the entire cast of Star Trek: TNG and now they've got a former White House exec. I forsee George Bush himself doing a guest voice at some point. Maybe have him do the pretzel gag or something.

[Starwind18020]

Is that Dick Cheney behind Seth?

[jonnylou09]

i swear you are the biggest idiot in the history of idiots

[BananaCo12321]

There's more to life than Family Guy you sad fuck, don't get too pissed off by it.

[AllegraVivace]

Um...it's still gonna be on the dvd you know.

[Underthegun369]

Epic. Genius

[yougotjack]

"all were doing is holding a mirror up". What it means exactly i have no idea

and killing chinese what? is it goods? gods? or guards?

[NaughtyPillows]

he says "he'd make them all chinese girls"

[yougotjack]

lmao...

[purityHITme]

chinese girls

[cecinid]

'killing chinese baby GIRLS'

The chinese are notorious for this.

[yougotjack]

got it... thanks

[samsy37]

"why?"

meg<3

[Kumartalks]

this is funny check my vid about it being banned

[katiek723]

what does he say at 0.30?

[yougotjack]

check the first comment, im pretty sure thats what he said at 0.30