12 times to be a german.

[abdamit]

da fällt mir ein...ich muss auf´s klo!! 0:49

[DasDingends]

you are a arschloch. greetings from germany fucka.

[despameratos]

Germans need humor,

Germans need to smile,

Germans are sad people.

Watch some Tom & Jerry cartoons maybe 1 day you will get some humor!!

[abdamit]

@despameratos Americans have to stop to make other countries down with their prejudices...how is it when you lern at first something about the countries before you spread any nonsense! I know that this vid is a joke and only because some germans blame u for that it doesn´t mean that EVERY german is like them...I saw many amis who are blaming germans because of a vid they made abaut amis and do I think now that every ami is like that ?! NO, BECAUSE I'M SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT THERE EXCEPTIONS

[iBarification]

lol; germans

[erinokaz]

Your accent reminds me of the three little pigs in Shrek xD

[TheBrooklinHeights]

Ich bin Vollidiot nr 65.118, der gerade eine Minute verloren hat.....

[LaBellicosa]

Sexy accent :)

[todosbien]

these german vids of yours are hilarious! keep making them! your german accent is so good!!!!

[sezshy]

what's the first thing he says? in the what chamber??

[GHpandora]

C'mon guys....its a joke...please lighten up a bit? Its not like Germans haven't cracked a few American jokes too.

[captainbackflash]

@GHpandora Sorry, we germans have absolutely no sence of humor!

[Tintenfix]

I am German. American jokes are never funny, in fact, nothing is funny.

srsly I think us Germans being repelled by people making fun of our sense of humour is only proving the stereotype to seem right :D

[Phoenicion]

@Tintenfix 

UR sayin germans are funnier........... german have no fukin HUMOR

the stereotype to seems right, proving _U germans have no fukin HUMOR.

Muhahahahahahaha

[Tintenfix]

@Phoenicion that's exactly what I'm saying. And so many Germans are complaining that everybody thinks we are not funny. Which *again* is really stereotypical and German ^^

[woschaebedip]

@Phoenicion Loriot, Reinhald Grebe, Helge Schneider, Otto Walkes... have you ever heard of one of them? I don't think so...

[Phoenicion]

@woschaebedip those guys and U call them HUMOR Muhahahahahahaha

dont care for humor dating from the 12 century ....

[elpau84]

oh ok. only looking at them. sry

[elpau84]

starring at boobs! definetely!

[vasdishuh]

90% of it ain't german, but scandivian. listen to your melody. partly funny, anyway.

[Fidelisadmortem]

meh.... well you get a thumbs up for going further than the nazi/racist stereotype.

still could be lustiger.

[maryuriwood07]

Hahaha my husband's German and I find this really hilarious

[LimboJimbo]

I'm german and although I didn't quite get some of your jokes - all in all it's hilarious. Especially the beer part. Probably because that one's sooo true! ;-)

[MiniJumboPancakes]

Hahahaha, this is hilarious. And I am a German who was raised in America but now lives in Germany again. I took no offense to this at all, keep doing what you do! :]

[lisa320]

I love the end. "vhat?" lol

[11Kralle]

The mere attempt to insult anyone with this poor display of mental-diarrhia is more to it, than its result. I´d wish them a cold-blooded `time to be not amongst those, who are ment´.

[leeleestyle]

HASSELHOFF

[89Vulpes]

fuck i should understand our accent, but i nearly don't understand a word you say. And of course that's totally rediculous. (the parts i get) Go learn another language!

[H3llh0und]

fast alles, was du in deinem video aufgeführt hast, war nicht deutsch. seit wann tragen deutsche cowboystiefel beim scheißen? :D

oder wir würde nie auf die idee kommen, solch ein schlechtes bier zu trinken. achja, der akzent war außerdem schlecht :/

almost everything you performed in your video, was not German. since when do we wear cowboyboots while shitting or in general? : D

or we would never get to the idea of drinking such a bad beer. oh yeah, the accent was also terrible.

[miss0bianca0marie]

@H3llh0und Your German sucks.

[HxCCannabis]

@H3llh0und its just a joke, stop being so butt hurt and get over it.

[Dredgion]

u suck fuckin american

[NicholeLeeVlogs]

hilarious :D

[larz25000]

Nein funny.

[geeksquad2]

@larz25000 That made no sense. the word you were looking for was 'nicht'

[gothiccitizen]

@larz25000 you mean...nicht

[TheWooMaster]

thanx for the inspiration!

[bassoon1784]

Tell me ze yoke.... Zat's not funny. (Monty Python)

[eikira]

se fucking fun of germans

[markandelissa]

Wow. I don't get it. But it was really funny.

[ayyyycaramba]

?????

get a fucking hobby

[komix089]

???

[astoundingchimp]

Zis iss not amyoossing in ze slightest.

[Carb0ndereyes]

Lol, you imitate us too well, I sometimes don't understand what you're saying! :D

WE DON'T LIKE HASSELHOFF! But I'm always looking for cheese, hahaah.

[pugdaddy06]

just because you do not get it you don't need to comment saying I don't get it thumbs down

[BestOfJonasBrothers]

I really don't get it...

[chfreund]

I don't get it either. Thumbs down.

[TITANKILLER335]

fuck you, let the germans! any problems with us? why do you make a video with a gay accent thats called "12 times to be a german"? fuck you!

[VeritasTruthEmet]

no, fuck you for confirming that germans have no damned sense of humor. People hate germans because of your attitude. Also, it dounest help to have 18-letter words that no one can pronounce.... especially if its your last name. Its ok tho, I'm one of the lucky krauts with only 14 letters in my surname.... why the fuck is every other german named after some kind of tree?

[JayeSJay]

word

[sassitheoriginal]

These thinks has nothing to do with germans! Lame shit, I waste my time

[bshaffer2]

Haha very funny but really random.

[doorcodad]

I rated it 5 stars. I really don't know why, but I just thought it was funny.

[UkkyUke]

I... don't get it.

[nudelaffe]

come one, we arent the only nation that "takes a scheißer"...

c

[XOXkmanXOX]

LOL before this video my life was so meaningless! Now, I aspire to be more like the Germans! ... shifty eyes...

[FlexibleMoose]

Oh my, I dreamed about this.. xD

Incredibly entertaining. ^^

[emonerd415]

lol 0:30

[emonerd415]

lol scheise

ich leibe das film

[MissStone93]

ok i am german but like you got the cheese right,and the beer,but were is t.....i cant believe im about to say this but were are the running farts!!!! lol and you right on target with the germans and farting omg....thats funny and i love the accent but u sould more Sweden then German. but thats just my opinion...you can ignore if you want....NP

[heyawhaw]

haha I'm from sweden and I'm ignoring you as hard as I can right now! Vee don't sound like zat at all.

I'm apparently not particularly good at ignoring people if I respond to their posts, huh?

I thought the clip was funny but a little to random ... AND NOT SWEDISH AT ALL!!! xD

[cjtskater1]

not sure how this is funny...am I missing something?

[xcountxcodyx]

I laughed :)

[bgsolicitor]

глупост

[A7lem21]

total dämlich....du bist ein Idiot -.-

denkst du, du wärst was besseres ?

FUCK AMERICANS

[Paulchenkiller]

das ist ja mal voll der scheiß xDD ^^

gebe dir recht

also das ist echt grotte dieses video...

glaubt er, er wäre lustig?? XD ^^ wasn depp

haha

[thecompanycar]

This is Canadians. Take it easy!

[introduction1988]

lol :DDD more chlichee is not working here.. loved that accent, but its also more a chlichee

[ayyyycaramba]

wow. that was silly...

[Zetsu101019]

rotflmao!! I love, "Ven you are looking for cheese. Found some!" and "Ven you are trash talking za beer from za ozza places. You suck!"

[thegothmog]

fucking sweetness again.

[jacobbobcorn]

lmfao..this guy is superb.

[htkhghtr]

God has kissed the earth only one time and now there is germany.

[JohnyWindmill]

die prinzen hehe

[Gilamonztr]

LOL

[Pacifica93]

idiot ! (?)

[wivy97]

u can talk to beers from other places

U suck!

LOL!!!

[werus19]

yeh, rotfl :D

[CuteSunYe15]

LMFAO XD

[ThomasRenneis]

You sould call your channel Gayvideo instead aof Jayvideo...you are a typicall Fan of sterotypes and Clichees.

Not funny at all...you better find another Hobby or shot yourself into the Head with a nice big Caliber S&M!

[23gman567]

Was ein Arschloch!!

[theRealKG]

Whats the deal with Hasselhoff? He's not that famous as the Americans say he is.

[HesseJamez]

bad pronounciation! - Scheisse sounds "shy-say" and Volkswagen sounds "folk-zwo-gain"

[veniamin3]

Actually it's shy-sa and folks-var-gen

[HesseJamez]

auch nicht so wirklich...das -var - würden die dann "wärr" aussprechen und -gen- wie "Dschienn".

Try: Follks-wow-gann

..das "a" klingt bei denen ja auch in jedem Wort anders.

[Rythem4ever01]

Hello

Need bananas

ThnkU

[JennVOGUE]

LMFAO

[suspecttheman]

echt kuhl

[cam012989]

Thanks for clearing this up...haha. :)

[L0LUNIC0RN]

hahahaha.

[Schinsky]

beers from other places...you suck...LOL

fuck yeah it´s true =)

[francesco301]

yeah i am german, and shit is this video funny!

i love it, and i love the way you try to sound like a german speaking english. and you deffently have some funny points, but i guess you mean it all just in a ironic way

[alittlegnat]

eff u theyre hot!! love their accent <3

[dearcatcher]

lol huh?? what? well i agree, some of them are hot.

But theyre just gay and STRICT lol

[alittlegnat]

mm mm take charge of me! jk XD

[dearcatcher]

xD cool :P

[sarahewright9]

i think german is the best language to cuss someone out in.

just my opinion- i'm not german, btw.

russian is good too.

[nirvanachick05]

lol me too

i know alil curse words

[Mamakayi]

Stupid guy trys to be funny, hehhh??

[MushyCats]

w00t this video ROCKS!! nice accent by the way ^_^

[HesseJamez]

We say "Folkswougn" or V sounds "F"

[Chrystalys1]

LOL

Wenn Sie suchen in boobs

Lustiges Zeuch, lustige Sachen :'D

[tresckow]

retarded

[Cosi88]

sounds more indian! but funny though hehe

but tell me waht is a "scheisser"??? dat gibbet ned! ;)

[swellh2o]

Easy: Scheiße (scheisse) simply means Shit. I doubt this guy is German- his accent is too rehearsed

[Cosi88]

hehe I know "scheisse = shit" (I'm german) but there's nothing like "take a scheissER" ^^

[swellh2o]

Funny, you're right about there's nothing like scheissER. I didn't look at your profile before, so I never realized you're German.

[ThePotatoLounge]

when you pronounce the "se", it kinda sounds like "ser" especially when you're from southern germany

[iOpenAtClose]

ich weiß nich wieso.. aber ich mag's :D

[Vilexius1]

hahaha we do trah talk other bears.....

we got the best.... :-)

[mCHbCK]

wolksweggin... xD

nize job dood...

greetz from germany...

[Mrsprincess93]

du bist en idiot, kein Deutscher ist so dumm ey

[menatier]

quite funny, but not very realistic. I want to hear you speaking German and hear what YOUR accent sounds like though ;)

[TokiWartoothhh]

I'm german and I didn't take offense to this.. I thought it was funny x_x

[chntltoto91]

I KNOW!!!

people take offense to anything

he wasn't doing it to be an ass hole

[meghantt12]

blvde fotze nicht komischer dummer amerikaner

[oOoSweetDreamoOo]

MORE GAY THAN GERMAN

keiner, wirklich keiner aus deutschland spricht so englisch...

[LizRocksMySox]

I love you. I love this.  i love germans.

[TerraP]

I love the german accent

[azuremain]

Wasn't even funny. A disgrace to all Germans. Strip him off his citizenship.

[veniamin3]

Strip him of his citizenship? He's Canadian

[sweetblack452]

trashtalk beers from other countries, yep, thats something i do. they do suck, tho. keep it up!

by the way, what weird germans did you meat??!

[OhMySavy]

Isn't it too personal to ask someone who they "meat"? I hope he doesn't "meat" too many people, he may get a disease.

[MushyCats]

ven your looking for some cheez... found some!

[hegmat]

Idiotic

[MathiasMunchen]

diese ist scheiße.

[Betelgeus3]

lol i love this video; why only 3 1/2 stars?

[BauerBiwi]

he is austrian

[stirringtheshyte]

This random guy actually had me thinking he is German.

[jewpuppy07]

bahaha whispers:you suck..awesome

[bibi5392]

hahahaha xD

[cerealchillmovies]

"... and ze little butterflies"

[Audrey1700]

"WHEN YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO PORT-O-POTTYS! ...what?"

bahahahahaha. :D

[shikaru808]

damn, whats that techno song?

[Opelarsch]

those things are so not german^^

[Meggacrazy]

xD that was funny

[lomocamroid]

HAHAHAHA LMAO YOU ROCK MAN!

[theotherjessica]

Peanut butter doesn't go in the fridge!!!

[lrv169]

lol!! "Vhen you looking for cheese. *Reaches for cheese* Found some." lol!! "Vhen your looking at booobs." lol!!! HILARIOUS STUFF!

[bbloodyangel1]

so funny!

[SoylentGreeeen]

wtf?

[fraulinesienna2007]

please explain the whole scheisse thing... ???

[Muvlonion]

scheisse=shit

[fraulinesienna2007]

i know, but what does it have to do with germans?

[TIMP91]

hasselhoff :D:D:D

[edmondsean]

What house music is that playing? I want to buy that...

[akeffer]

It's just some guy having fun being random. He's not trying to attack Germans. If you don't get the video then move on instead of complaining about it.

[Adory12345]

when you're taking a scheisse .. haha rofl

[Cheetos143]

lmaoooo

[allenicknamesbesetzt]

boyyy.. you're a douchebag :D greetings from Germany though...

[dorianXck]

... as long as we don't have inflatable pussies ...

[effzehn]

I don't get it completely. But I guess the beer thing is right sometimes. The other stuff,,, nah, I didn't got it.

[ltsProductions]

ööh ..well...in fact...none of the facts..are right..at all

[atheistnarnia]

where can I buy an inflatable moose?

[funkdefino]

Urban Outfitters Online Store

[Sonnennova]

Not funny

[19simon84]

schwuchtel..

[CASYAX]

This is a gay french dialect

[sunshineindep]

explain that to me.

[orangegal77]

he sound gay and you can't understand s*** he saying!

[okano186]

dats because its in a german...idiot

[kweidmann]

no it's not!

[lottahonky]

Sounds rather like a french accent. Kinda dadaistic. I've never ever seen an inflatable moose in Germany.

"You suck" definitely was the highlight :)

[Chasichan]

Haha!

[catalina42]

omg. it's not supposed to be offensive. he says to be german by a lightbulb. come on guys. how is that offensive in the least.

[DErammstein]

How to be an american?

Very Simple:

Kill innocent people!

Make War, not Love!

Take Drugs and destroy your life!

Make jokes about other nations, beacaus they can´t do anything, they are not as strong as we are, they are dirt!

Be gay!

[calle2801]

I'm on your opinion.

That's cool.

Let's make a video of this.

[willscheid]

Eklig

[larzylars]

Omg I love it how he doesn't even look for the cheese.... "Found some."

[larzylars]

Brilliant!

[treehamallama]

lmao! i love this

[nhackley]

people who dont get it: I dont think there's much to get, it's just halarious

[interloper81]

The accent is good, but i think its a little bit to gay and i don't know what all the things have to do with germans. Accepting the beer and boop- parts.

Aber am geilsten ist das "Wattn??" am Ende... ^^

[LegendarySkoolBoy]

LOL haselhof

[xamiquai]

well, I didn't really get it , but i liked the "you suck" ^^

[veniamin3]

This made no sense and it was really random but in a good way

[schusselam]

Boring...

[BlancaNight]

Loved the cheese part. Haha, I laughed though I didn't get the joke, haha, I'm so German...

[niffler09]

wtf?