World's First Bionic Man

[Ophiguris]

Nothing Brought Me Here - I Didn't Ask For This.

[holyboddy]

@Ophiguris best comment so far xD

[motorgame]

Terminator brought me here

[mquiroz90]

He lost his arms but has cyborg like arms

[omgitzalux]

Now, how would it feel fapping with that?

[Neomex000]

@omgitzalux

probably painfull

[thegreatmiki]

skynet brought me here

[CaptainJBrooks]

If only he looked like an action movie hero /:

[kwastimus]

I'm pretty sure he asked for this.

[Memoryscreen]

his gut is bionic

[hellmasterx]

@Memoryscreen Bionic gut!

[CampinCarl354]

@captainhobo1234567 bit of a joke

[Eisenfuerst]

his name is Adam?

[MoBCommunity]

Steve Austin brought me here.

[brathurx]

we should consider stopping 3rd world aid of any kind and put all our money into this stuff.

[GearsOfWarAnimations]

imagine what it will be like in 2020 or so on. cyborgs

[captainhobo1234567]

Damn i bet he can jack off and it feels like someone elses hand

[CampinCarl354]

@captainhobo1234567 or he cud rip it off by accident

[captainhobo1234567]

@CampinCarl354 those hands aint that powerful.

[UltimateZexx]

He never asked for this...

[lukethedukea380]

this was five years ago O.o were not far from deus ex

[ThePoorShogun]

he took and arrow to the knee,but then he got high

as a result he is now the bionic man,conqueror of the universe

[Mrxflex1]

@ThePoorShogun pathetic loser..

[ThePoorShogun]

@Mrxflex1

the funny thing is that i just write something senseless and didnt give a fuck afterwards,then you come and call me a looser based on a comment you read on youtube

it seems like YOU are the looser

[Donkey0Madness]

thats pretty cool... this would help so many people with missing limbs but the cost of this is probably a fortune

[MrHannesPenis]

0:20-0:30 looks like his favorite exercise..

[dxn283]

@MrHannesPenis @0:29 "Put a little rotation in there...and we work the man"

[BrandonBlaze904]

are they trying to make that robot fromrgjbuw4tgranufrm,efrqawgas­afgg starwars

[Joulupossu]

Keep pressing 5 - the first synthetic fap hand.

[Augustow09]

He's not asking for these comments!!!!!!!!

[gtfoutbitch]

i never ask for this

[SafasoTV]

He never asked for this.

(Just going with the flow).

[bloodanddirt]

@SafasoTV well stop.

[SafasoTV]

@bloodanddirt make me.

[bloodanddirt]

@SafasoTV touche.

[fatboi6238]

But will maturbation ever be the same?

[Kommandant101]

@fatboi6238 stfu

[zachrfields]

i get a fuckin metal plate! what fuckin insurance company does this guy use?!?

[Dragofa15]

its great that these machines are helping people without arms and that, but i believe those things arent for free. And people that only thinking about money, gona abuse this to get alot of money from them, so they arent realy helping them if they steal they money that they need for food and to have a safe home to get back to, but i sure hope they will make these things cheap for the people that are in need for it

[NewAgeDirector]

Great video keep up the good work.

[damianpaz]

You now can do the "strange hand" without having to sit on it first. Nice.

[Daggerspine107]

Augmented *snort snort*

[mani75961]

@Daggerspine107 Way to copy a comment

[sackboy8472]

Did Hugh Darrow, make that, for ya?

[zammyk]

Electronic old men and their flexibility.

[Load0Sheep]

Augmented *snort**snort*

[Lollertron]

try not to get any jizz stains on the metal work... then everyone will know what you get up to with your mega robo arm

[DangerousRetard3]

Finally, a good use for a beer-belly, you can see the machine leaning on this belly, can't you :D!

[TheSikiciCocuk]

If you want to have one of those, too, for free then please join the US Army

[xMaGicMoLex]

"Now i'm gonna take my pants down, close my hand and firm my penis and masterbate"

[MaxPayneIzRudog]

This is kinda cool.

[Sashadotterkletch]

close enough to fap

[AhzekAhriman1]

when can I ask for this?

[zaker345]

what a shame.... he still has a hook on the other hand!

[xginjayx]

Sarif industries brought me here

[oram321]

Deus ex bought me here.

[MrJarhead4life]

Actually, Tai Yong Medical brought me here.

[Axell79]

man I love the bionic belly! o wait...

[jaejae025]

He never asked for...oh wait....he did!!

[sparecactus]

That's great, but did he ask for this?

[Super5k337]

first its this, then comes the military grade black augmentations

[BWS777unlucky]

I never thought augumentation is real.

[gipro1]

Who ells came here because they seen the thumbnail and felt like clicking it?

[semplew]

Brilliant!

[zcrimson23]

that's badass

[Goofballhero]

Good luck taking a shower.

[Cruellama21]

robojack off machine

[Cruellama21]

elbow down hand start jacking,wow and it never gets tired

[Therustmiester]

I didn't ask for this.

[yournube]

Jensen is that you?

[thezxshadow4you]

Nathan Spencer would be proud

[bwallace357]

Is he on Neuropozyne shots yet?

[bwallace357]

Is he on his Neuropozyne shots yet?

[madlexx]

It´s a time of great innovation...

[IHaveASkill]

He never asked for this. I think. 

[tulp35000]

It's so cool to control mech arm just with your thoughts.

[TheKaos90]

@tulp35000 it's not thoughts , you see ... it's the remaining muscles at the beginbing at the device , and there are inputs done by flexing them , combinations give you a different reaction

[tulp35000]

@TheKaos90 I thought they connect nerves to the machine. Brain impulses are thoughts you know.

[CODMASTA]

i never asked for this

[jamaicaboy544]

I have a biotic dick

[hyenabomber2404]

ITS DEUS EX HUMAN REVOLUTION OMFG ITS ADAM JENSENS ANCESTOR DUN DUN DUUUUN

[Huntingtheworld123]

Imagine how hard it would be to jack off....poor bastard

[yraenironheart]

@Huntingtheworld123

at least you'd not get tired so easily

[kAmi9teen8y5]

How is he supposed to fit into an airduct???

[suicidewafflez]

@kAmi9teen8y5 He'll just have to find a really large one. I'm sure he's someone's "attack dog".

[Thatguy101987]

He didn't ask for this

[noctim]

@Thatguy101987 LOOOOL

[psychoman696969]

@Thatguy101987 why does everybody post he didnt ask for this on all these cyborg videos

[Rowkilla56]

@psychoman696969 It's pretty much a catchphrase from Deus Ex: Human Revolution in which the main guy gets cybernetic implants and says "I never asked for this"

[Thatguy101987]

@psychoman696969 watch?v=bhqYBKZRg5I

[Gh0st3d]

@psychoman696969 lol its from a game. its called deux ex LOL

[amirul264]

@Thatguy101987 lol is this quote you got from Deus Ex Human Revolution? XD

[BroodLOrdz]

@Thatguy101987 Says who?

[CNCMenace]

3 People work at Skynet!

[nickcool231]

do u hve to cut ur hand off ???

[somrandomguy86]

He never asked for this

[Codybean1]

@somrandomguy86 You said what I wanted to say before me! I never asked for this!

[CenturysSamurai]

notice how it says 2006??

THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINING!!! :D

Soon we can see through bras!!**cough** i mean walls >.>""

[youngperfectionz]

this has sarrif all over it check out this website called popsci has an article called State of the Bionic Art: The Best Replacements for My Flimsy Human Parts its all real

[u780]

He never asked for this.... but I bet it feels surprisingly good.

[pyziroki]

@u780 no it doesn't cause this augmentation is shit

[FutureLaugh]

steve austin has a bit of a gut

[BingtheLizard]

Next time he electrocutes himself, it's just a free recharge.

[CaptainRaikage]

Ha, if the Republicans win the white house, they are going to lynch him.

[azureaus]

He has Automail!

[imicusdown]

inb4worldgetstakenoverbysarifi­ndustries

[lazy1337genius]

He never asked for that.

[LeadStorm500]

i think you mean first bionic pirate

[182crazyK]

HEY GUYS INB4 DEUS E-- wait... *checks previous comments* DAMN!

[TheAussieStew]

Activate Typhoon!

[MihkailGorbachev]

I never asked for this.

[MrBanks2009]

Im glad i aint livin in detroit.

[h43442]

Thumbs Up if you came here from the Deus Ex official movie.

[21nyknicks]

its not the end of the world but you can see it from here.....

[21nyknicks]

its not the end of the world but you can see it from here...

[adrianoxtreme]

Very good, cyber punk world began

[ndgh209]

this link was on a movie site.

[sockschappercat]

They have more realistic and agile parts now.

[gabeo09]

Deus Ex: Machinima anyone? Its been obvious this is where weve been heading for decades im curious to see how itll turn out and a tad bit scared

[piciro1]

he's like a character from starcraft



[Puglous]

Wow. Okay, maybe 2027 isn't such a ridiculous date for Deus Ex: HR...

[thegoodhen]

@Puglous I've just watched bionic eye video. They say it'll be available in 2020...

[fingerboy18]

@thegoodhen I man has one already. It doesn't work too well due to the complexities of eye cells, but the blind man can do simple tasks. They've also done the reverse and have gotten a video of vision through a cat's eyes.

[thegoodhen]

@fingerboy18 Yeah, AFAIK the resolution is about 100 pixels and it's only monochromatic, but in 2020 these things are likely to match public requirements.

[fingerboy18]

@thegoodhen Very cool! Thanks for the info.

[Freak2121GTAF]

@thegoodhen They have an experimental one with 8 colors.

[Meridius95]

"He is more machine now than man...."

[PipePlazaStudios]

HE NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

[burner936]

Wtf. Does he have a bionic beer belly too? I'm just saying ...

[haladacara]

Now if only he had Sarif's design department to cover that arm in an attactive shell.

[asdfghjkl10531]

Full Metal Alchemist

[TehOak]

They should give him the DARPA arm; someone get on this immediately!

[deanc91]

I never asked for this..

[bckwalton]

SARIF Industries

[Heeroyui752]

Thumbs up if sarif brought you here

[Kill3rballoon]

who else came here because of sarif industries?

[herkules593]

Oh my God a cyborg

[chwuwd]

gentlemen, we have the technology, we can rebuild him

[TheLowermen]

so he was the inspiration to deus ex 3 ?

[xld3000]

that's true joy at the end of the video.... Science FTW!!!

[TommieDB]

lol the captain from peter pan

[briani4735263]

Look how happy he is. :)

[MySullenRiot]

next step : Bionic Commando XD

[sickbrain]

Thumbs up if you came here from Sarif Industries Deus Ex site. 

[JuggaloNinja669]

@sickbrain i came here from sarif industries...this is just the infancy of what it would be like in real life if we ever get advanced enough have augs like what sarif industries and deus ex has

[Nucleus9000]

@JuggaloNinja669 Deus ex 1 Didn't have the WTC in it's skyline due to graphical issues, the game's excuse as a terrorist attack, and look what happend 1 year later.

[BrandNewSongz]

Human will fall to the machine, dats how our future must be :)

[ZXAnimal]

@BrandNewSongz luckily the people who say 'dat' instead of 'that' will fall first

[BrandNewSongz]

@ZXAnimal Lawl

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

Man that's awesome, loving his attitude. With that hand he could easily hold a book and learn amazing things! :)

[MC3carcritic]

There goes masturbation.

[SkepsisDub]

Wow so cool, i love seeing things like this...making the world alittle less dull one appendage at a time.

[jag9998]

How do people manage to not make a big deal out of this? There are lots of amazing things like this going on in labs all over the world, and no one seems to care at all. Folks need to pay attention to new discoveries so they can adjust, or else we're gonna start seeing scientists burned at the steak again.

[bendelundead]

@jag9998 Yes, dangerous things, those steaks.

[RMJ1984]

Its amazing, its good that they make stuff like this, to help people like this. respect!.

[mrDjoene1]

captain hook!! aarrrr

[ZzIiGg10]

-.- im scared!

[BretzelPretzel]

Where is this being developed?

[GibsonSGlenn]

the terminator is back! :D

[Delvstrand]

its not fake O:

[MegaHolymoly]

imagine seeing him at the end of your bed at 2am.

[hurcorh]

wax on, wax off :) very inspirational

[shmelven]

He Is Cool To Drive.....

[BURNALUCARD]

good to see soem part of our earth hasnt gone to hell

[ryan16426]

Awesome, I'll lose and arm for the hell of having one of those bionic arms -- to show off to my friends: "hay look I'm half robot"

[10cruz88]

shame hand is on wrong arm ;

[XINKAI]

FAKE AND GAY!

[Acodin144]

@XINKAI

First, you dont know what gay mean.

second... it isnt fake

so move that gear up in your brain and do something useful.

maybe someday you will create machine like it or better, maybe you will find a medicine and with it you will cure many people, or maybe you will create new political system better than democracy.... but you need to do things other than just writing FAKE AND GAY in youtube. Move that gear up!

[XINKAI]

@Acodin144

FAKE AND GAY!

[frostheat246]

@Acodin144 they have this powder they make using cellulose I think cant remember to sure but alls I know is it regenerates lost parts so far its tips of fingers but all great things start small their main goal is to make like you lose a arm and you put it on the wound or spot u lost it and the cells activate a trait in you for developing tissues and so on like as if you were developing in the uterus still

[Acodin144]

@frostheat246 I was reading a book about experiment on mouses. Doctors gave them a gene from Salomons Skink or other skink.

After that, in the place where someone cut mouses skin, there grown a new 5th leg or 2nd tail or even a "dead" head. It was, strange book with photos and notices.

[dangermous1968]

you will be assimilated....resistance is futile

[Peaceinlifenowar]

He looks happy, id be happy if i had an arm back.

[fefiss86]

in the future people will remove their arms to wear this bionic arms lol

[ngamer964]

SKYNET!!!!!!

[conijoo]

" works the same way" amazing.

[eddy8496]

ill be laughing if they turn up on him and killed him

[doggypower1]

thats amazing just think of what people from 1903 would think if they came here they will be shocked just to to see a car and were more in the future now

[lamont7641]

God bless this man.Nice android arms, someday they will perfect for everyone.

[Anno757]

looks like a robotic pirate with that hook