Managers Corner

[YourKutscheetStinks]

@TonySopranowhoisgay yes thats true but Terry Crowleys true love interest was Wild Bill Hagey who used to park his taxicab in the Orioles players parking lot and have stanhouse suck his cock.

[jmaster38]

i could listen to this all day and still laugh my ass off. earl is THE MAN!

[MrMatt8204]

Don Stanhouse hit the dislike button five times. What an asshole!

[madtexan89]

Man, the world of sports has changed. When I was a kid, we had the National Basketball Association, the National Football League, Major League Baseball, and the National Hockey League. Now, we have the Nagging Billionaires Association, the No Fun League, Major Losers and Boors, and the No Hockey League....and this was just twenty years ago!

[MrMatt8204]

5 cocksuckers should mind their own fuckin' business!

[tmacart]

I laugh every time I hear this. Earl was old shcool, and I think one of the best managers in Major League Baseball. Too bad he's retired- the Red Sox could use a no bullshit manager like this. He managed for Baltimore 17 years, they finished 1st 6x, 2nd 7x, 3rd once, and 7th once (his last year). ALCS 6x, WS 4x with one win in 1970. He understood the value of PITCHING, DEFENSE and 3 run homers.

[jmaster38]

poor alice sweet

[asaltysalute]

"Terry Crowley's lucky he's in fucking baseball for crissake..." Maybe Earl can fill in for McCarver like Francona did. It'd be a nice breath of fresh air.

[WeaselSqueezingFagot]

@asaltysalute Terry Crowley said he used to masturbate during the games to cut down on boredom.Chili Davis said he used to also beat his meat when he was DH- ing.

[jmnewt3636]

This is the greatest thing on YouTube bar none.

[MrMatt8204]

I just signed Don Stanhouse, Terry Crowley and Alice Sweet to my fantasy team. What can I say? I like to take chances.

[Ariamaluum]

There was a Atlanta Braves broadcast who gave trivia of which Orioles' player hit 20 homers and 20 SB's. It happened twice with Don Baylor in 1975 and Reggie Jackson in 1976.

[donsteffee9111]

4 people don't like big cocksuckers that can hit the ball out of the ballpark

[rambojr03]

Wow what happened to the game I knew and loved? God Bless you Earl for telling the world to "fuck itself".

[PurpleWorldOrder]

Cin-ci-nattuh Reds

[Oiouthas]

LOL, I'm crying holy shit!!!!

[joecaptain3]

would watch again

[yourdickis2limp]

Don Stanhouse was a born again bisexual relief pitcher who was smoking crack with Billy Smith,Sammy Stewart and Carlos Lopez backin the late seventies after he would blow late inning tight leads in important ballgames which would cause Earl Weaver to smoke up pack after pack of Pall Malls which caused his balls to fall off.

[joeyheadset]

Love the animations. Add's a little something extra to this classic tape!

[SLjimbolian]

If Earl Weaver was ever featured on South Park, this would be it.

[teenonator]

Love to hear Weaver give the eulogy for Steinbrenner.

[InspirationStation]

Earl Weaver is my fucking hero!

[oddiooverplay]

Oh god! We sat laughing through this yet again six years later. This is so freakin' funny! Love the way the manager watches the passing images. So crazy! Excellent that Nathan, er, Unpainted could help out with production.

[fawkyou3]

Earl Weaver was the greatest manager in baseball history,bar nobody!!!

[loyaldude10]

@fawkyou3 ---he certainly was.

[EricsTube100]

Thank you for showing this to me dad! *thumbs up*

[dabearbus06]

now WTF are some of these GD questions tom? lol

[Hendo56]

This is hilarious! Nice editing job.

[itsglen9646]

Excellent editing. Very funny.

[chrisjmcg]

This is why Orioles fans "can hang" with New York and Boston bandwagon fans any day of the week. We can FUCK with anybody, as Earl taught us. Even though the O's are a shit team now, watch yourself in Bmore baby! :-)

[uvaguy81]

Is this the only one that's out there or are there more of these out there somewhere?

[thegreatestcousinx3]

Visit our facebook page, help us out! It's called, Too many questions. Too little time. *LOST*

[SatchmoSings]

This and Doc Ellis talking about how he pitched a no-hitter while on LSD and uppers are about as priceless as it gets!

[terrystud99]

Ha ha ha ha...rofl!!!!

[tomtrh]

Did this actually make it on the air??? LMFAO

[npla8435]

@tomtrh No it didn't, only after being HEAVILY edited years later

[evosuckdick]

Don Stanhouse was a Bisexual relief pitcher in the late seventies who liked it in his Asshole.

[GUEROMEXICANO831]

I can watch this vid all day.

[TheLimpwristed]

Earl Weaver was fucking Terry Crowley in his ass in Pat Satarones tomato patch in 1980 when this was recorded.

[yakyakyakful]

Don stanhouse was an Asshole Earl had that figured out like he had almost everything else figured out.When he left the Orioles as a free agent he went to the LA Dodgers with a huge multi year contractand wasa complete failure/flopwithout Earl Weaver.Same thing for Wayne Garland,Steve Stone,Mike Torrez,Mike Cuellar,Pat Dobson,McGregor,Flanagan and more all big 20game winners with Weaver's Genius.

[trbradle]

that is so awesome..just as good as his fight with Bill Haller. "get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin thing!!"

[pablocoon]

haha!

[cucumberinmypants]

Ella once listed to Earl Weaver and she stuck a tomato plant in her pussy.

[Bytmyballs]

Earl was the shit!

[bossfan626]

TEAM SPEED???

[TheOnlySnake]

Whenever I catch an Oriole game, I hope and pray that mention Terry Crowley, just so I can yell out, "Terry Crowley's lucky he's in fucking baseball!"

[TheShipin]

Can you imagine Earl Weaver being a manager now?; he would not last one day with these pompous million dollar salaried ball players

[metrotv]

Maybe if Terry Crowley would have had a prick stuck in him from time to time he would have been an better hitter.

Go fuck yourselves and the rest of you YouTube cocksuckers.

[JesusChristsuxCocks]

@metrotv Terry Crowley loved it when he stuck his prick in Don Stanhouse's mouth.

[cmf43210]

@JesusChristsuxCocks Dan Graham said that when he played for the Orioles that Earl Weaver frowned on his homosexuality and only respected his heterosexual ballplayers that liked to smoke,drink,gamble and get lots of pussy.

[kmb920]

i agree with hmarr2

GO TOM MARR!

[brewcrew01984]

fucking goddamn atlanta braves...HA

[hmarr2]

TOM MARR FTW!!!!!!

[JB17171785]

hahaha this is great! where did this clip ome from??

[VolumedMusicMan]

Poor Ella should stay in the bars LOL.

[BigBlack81]

Best ever. So funny.

[bluechao]

I met Earl twice when I was a little kid. Once after a game he called me over to the dugout and gave me his autograph. A couple years later I met him at an appearance he did at a bank on Reisterstown Road, across from the Reisterstown Road Plaza. He was incredibly nice. I guess he was able to behave himself in public when he wanted to.

[TheOnlySnake]

Yep, it's fake, but they did it as a joke and sent it in to the studio. So, can imagine the engineer's response when he heard it?

[riobrely]

i've seen this video thousands of times and I still hurt myself laughing. The funniest shit ever. Go FUCK yourself and the FUCK with your show coming up next on the Baltimore Oriole baseball FUCKing network.

[possiblyblank]

Oh this is hysterical.

[Massive1013]

I can't remember the last time I laughed so damn hard or enjoyed a video more thoroughly. Thank you.

[scottf1964]

When I first heard this I thought it was real. I couldn't believe what Earl was saying about these guys like Terry Crowley. After finding out that this was not real, it is still one of the funniest bits I have ever heard. Absolutely hilarious stuff. Especially about poor ol' Alice Sweet who needs to worry about where her next "lay" is coming from. And don't get me started on Don Stanhouse...I think I fell off my coach laughing so hard! Classic stuff!

[jdbuko]

This actually is real. It didn't air, of course, but Earl and the reporter decided to have some fun one day and this was the result.

[zrelefor]

What happened more- Weaver saying "Fuck" or Tom Marr saying "Certainly"?

[zrelefor]

"And that's what it takes"

[dnzg66]

Earl Weaver... you are my hero.

[Clobberbob55]

LOL

dig the animation

[zrelefor]

Stoddard is the only one who got any love from Ear in this tirade

[noochprod]

pas mal du tout

[dumbbuff]

greatest video on youtube. freaky background is cool too. i am envious

[yomamadontdanz]

Earl weaver was such a great manager and a very smart baseball man.The Baltimore Orioles havnt had any true direction in their organization since he left for the first time in 1982 its really a pitty as The Birds had a great run and true love affair between the Fans and the players.Brooks Robinson and Cal Ripken etc are looked upon as Living Gods in Crabtown,but Weaver was the constant along with Jim palmer and a tight defense that made them baseballs best from the late sixties to the early 80's

[zeppelinfan]

"Go fuck yourself and the fuck with your show."

[crazyjaysiuc]

Alice Sweet Needs to worry where the fuck her next lay is coming from, dumb bitch needs to get out of the fuckin bar and go hustlin at night in the fuckin streets, then maybe she might get a fuckin prick stuck in her. HAHAHA this shit makes me laugh so hard.

[maninwhitedress]

Yes I agree it makes me laugh so hard.

[DeanMartin64]

If you are from Baltimore, you know that this is REAL!

[rjaya05]

I just read up on it and apparantly it was filmed as a joke after a real taping of Managers Corner. Weaver and the host thought it would be funny to put this together. It never made it to the real air but was held onto by the engineers/producer and that is why we have it here.

[jamescram87]

I find it ironic that a person like Terry Crowley who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, is now a long time Orioles hitting coach.

[bpc1960]

this is a bad put on...its not real!!

[mikedaugherty]

Dude, it's real.

[crazyjaysiuc]

absolutely keeping it real!!!!

[rmelito93]

fuck all of u terry crowley is one of the best pinch hitters in mlb history...oh yeah hes my fucken uncle too

[dzanier]

He was a very good pinch hitter. I'm sure Earl appeciated him. Earl spoke that way a a lot about people in general, but he meant no offense.

[JohnnyFriction]

Your uncle is a faggot and so are you.

[bpc1960]

terry crowley is a horses ass!

[speedyspooley]

"Terry Crowley is lucky he's in fu#%$ baseball"

Priceless!

[night524]

I believe Terry Crowley is STILL in fuckin' baseball as the Orioles hitting coach lol.

[VolumedMusicMan]

I can now sit 9 innings and still watch a @#$@#$ baseball game! LOL

[night524]

Earl is 100% right where the guy really IS lucky if he's in fuckin' baseball, in any role, for anyone. He's getting paid to sit on his fuckin' ass for 9 innings, enjoying watching a baseball game like any other fan. Most other fans have to pay to watch, while he gets PAID to watch with the BEST seats in the house, not to mention all the other benefits of being with a big league ball club! That really IS lucky!

[dirtyniggeronpcp]

Earl Weaver is quite possibly one of the greatest managers of all-time. Fuck speed, it's all about strength in baseball. I'd rather have home runs than a stolen base...

[saturn54321]

Skizz, you do Towson State proud on a regular basis. Love the animation. This tape is one of Baltimore's great cultural artifacts! Seeing Earl get ejected was almost better than seeing the Orioles win.

[saturn54321]

Has to be an inside joke from the old WFBR.

[BaseballBoxBreaker]

"holy fuckin shit" I hope that is really earl god I almost pissed my pants God Bless earl weaver. That was freakin funny laughin my ass of still...

[soxhata]

Nowadays,ESPN would get a hold of the tape, and make such a big deal,that Weaver would have to apologize , and still would lose his job because of his lack of sensitivity. JEEZUS!!!!

[frankponch33]

This is one of the funnyest videos i have every seen. Classy guy..

[chuffedtobits]

Tom Marr confirms in the Baltimore Sun, (dated May 23rd, 2008), that this soundtrack was recorded in 1982 as an inside joke for the radio engineer and was never aired.

For the full story, read the sports column by Rick Maese entitled "On Alice and Co. ... Expletive Earl ... Weaver's prank tape is still ripe, decades after leaving tomato patch." in the online version of the Baltimore Sun, dated May 23rd, 2008.

[Arguman]

haha. hilarious.

[kponeil9]

I was crying from laughter - Especially for old O's fans.

[thegoodrevtim]

i wish he was still the O's manager

[slabs81]

what a funny guy, earl weaver's my favorite all time manager, i wish there could be more earl weavers in baseball today!!!

[paintballguy59]

haha the hilarity....

"go fuck yourself and the fuck with your show coming up next on the baltimore orioles fucking radio network"

[thephattyarbuckle]

omfg this is funny

[martinsuper73]

Hey, if you are Timmy Stoddard (:47), you are probably the only person who didn't feel like a loser after all this.

"cincanatta reds" -as good as Lee Elia's "criterier".

[drquuxum]

After last season, Terry Crowley's *still* lucky he's in fuckin' baseball.

And I'll be damned if your animation doesn't totally work with this piece. Wonderful job.

[martinsuper73]

The animation is KING.

"That certainly is an asnwer"

[yomamadontdanz]

ellice sweetie actualy moved to baltimore one year after this and worked as a stripper on the baltimore block for ten years...shes probobly buried under some tomatoe plants as we speak!

[arbutusmd]

THe head groundkeeper that maintained the tomato plants was Pat Santaronne.

And yes, that really was Earl speaking.

[night524]

You could tell the announcer was about to lose it in fits of laughter after he read the last question lol.

[loverockit]

Is that really Earl speaking or a parody?

[yomamadontdanz]

don stanhouse was an asshole...he used to cause earl weaver to smoke 5 packs of pall malls every time he pitched

[devils950003]

The other pitchers know how to stick the bats up their asses...and that's what it takes!

[yomamadontdanz]

ellice needs to worry ablout gettin a prick stuck in her and forget amout tomatoe plants!!

[gdubya819]

fucking god damn atlanta braves

[philaphan20]

ellice sweet outta be worried about where the fuck her next lay is comin from rather than where her next goddamn tomota plant is comin from

[devils950003]

Little fuckin' fleas on the basepaths.

[catflipper]

"Thank God we got Timmy Stoddard coming in out of the bullpen right now sticking the bat up their assess. And that what it takes."

Oh man is this hilarious. Earl Weaver rocks!

[LizrdKng67]

I'm in the radio business myself and I feel sorry for the guy who had to edit that so it could go on the air! I'm sure he laughed his ass off in the process!!!

[kiley5]

A true classic. I recall well the actual version that got on the radio that day. And then weeks later this one began to surface. I worked in radio in those days andiut circulated through the industry like wild fire.

[brutality707]

Awesome use of "fuckin'god dammit".

[night524]

God oh god, I never get tired of listening to this. I love how Earl has a wise answer for everything making it hilarious and I'm VERY impressed at the quality and effort of this video. If this was presented to any film class for how it was made, this is an A+.

[m1k3z35]

It has to be said:

What the fuck?

[marshamk]

cincinnatuh reds

[tyrehoward]

LOL@cincinnatuh reds

[rebelmachine]

Great work...you have a craft that looks different....I would keep it up...it's becoming a lost art.

You know what you are doing.

Rebel Kevin

[tyrehoward]

the fucking goddamn atlanta braves, lmfao

[upby9downby5]

earl weaver, this man was hilarious !!! man, i wish i would have met this guy !!!now that's a real stand up guy, i cannot stop laughing !!!

[bluechao]

I actually met him twice as a child but both times he was on his best behavior. I guess around kids he knew how to keep from acting like this.  Loved Earl, one of the great managers ever.

[laxman1600]

terry crowley's lucky he's in fuckin baseball

[marshamk]

whats with the spinning fruit that spins around his head?

[bluechao]

"whats with the spinning fruit that spins around his head?"

Earl and the Orioles groundskeeper used to have a tomato patch they kept in a corner of Memorial Stadium which they were famous for. That's why the caller was asking about his opinion on tomato growing.

[tyrehoward]

Stickin the bat up their asses...classic

[night524]

Man oh man, I've always loved this bit! I never even knew there was a mention of Don Stanhouse, as I've always heard the version where it starts out with the team speed question lol.

[sydfan526]

Hahahaha!!!

[dingolovethrob]

awesome... did you do the lip-sync manually?

-what software did you use?

-very VERY good lipsynch , puts my attempts to shame.

[eskayizezy]

Thanks! No software used - it's all 16mm filmmaking. I listened to the 16mm audio mag track frame-by-frame, logging every syllable. I made cut-out mouths for different vocal sounds, laid them onto the cell, and shot that frame. It took forever! I could probably bang out the same project in a weekend using Flash (and save a lot of $), but I wanted to make one last animated 16mm film the "old fashioned" way. Glad you like it.

[elefader]

this is hilarious!!! love the lo-fi animation, it matches Earl's personality to a T.

[mark1954mark]

Don "full pack " Stanhouse

[Crisgo3d]

This must have been recorded as a joke or something

[wolfrav852]

LOL

[markymunster]

EARL RULES! LET'S GO O'S!

[zagote]

was this real? how could they ever have aired this?

it's fuckin' awesome!

[coltfan1972]

Yes I know it is really Earl but did they air this ? Anybody know ?

[swebski]

It never aired.....this wasn't all that unusual for Earl. Usually recorded to air before games; and Earl often showed up intoxicated...

[Swervedriver007]

greatest thing ever

[devils950003]

"Don Stanhouse was an asshole"...haha!  Starts off with a bang and only gets better!

[EilertPilarmDM]

this makes me laugh even after hearing it dozens of times. Heard it first on the Don and Mike Show, naturally! Same with the Tommy Lasorda audio classic.

[autographhound2468]

"Well certaintly this will be a show that will go down in history Earl." "Well Terry Crowley shouldn't even be in fuckin' baseball." "He should be sitting his fuckin' ass on the bench for 8 innings like any other fan watching the game." "Ellis Sweet should be worried about where the fuck her next lay is."

[torgman]

I applaud you!

[PatOShea]

Wow!This is the full version...I have only heard the "Celebrities at their worst"one which is only about a minute and a half.Awesome.

[SpunkyTowers]

You truly captured the essence of Earl the Pearl.

I miss him.

[mrpink51089]

his nickname was the Pearl

[stringcheesypoof]

just a buried droog...

[the7ss]

BEST THING EVER!!!