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  • Just buy a new cover there's a NEX on the ship it not like there on a sub.

  • @navywfcasey Negative that's port ops that's a shore duty. know what your talking about before you open your mouth.

  • "Did you see that? He practiced ORM. He turned it off."

    ={)~

    Some EN was probably very pissed after this.....

  • That is what I call screwed..

  • FUNNY? i dont think so

  • wank

  • they found the weapon of mass destruction

  • Must have been a Boatswain's Mate driving.....probably had a convienient excuse for his bad driving when he came back in too.

  • @F14Goose37 haha, yeah I bet. He was probably drunk... or just retarded, either way seems to be the BM theme.

  • is it just me, or is that boat named epic fail?

  • morons

  • Why didn't the jackass just push the boom with the boat hook until he could reach the cover and then pull the boom back when he BACKED AWAY from the ship. Idiots prove themselves everyday

  • Navy + Small Boats = Big Problems. Call the Coast Guard.

  • see what happens when you let queers into the military and to marry openly in the military. Start messing with the way things are when they work and you start to get things messed up and less quality.

    If it aint broke dont fix it.

  • @311INRedneck can't tell if you're trolling or just too stupid...seriously, how did u turn a video about a dude that dropped his hat into a gay marriage socio-policial bashing argument? see what happens when reading comprehension and critical thinking aren't enforced in school? start messing with logic when it works and you start getting retards like this guy.

  • why dont they just get him a new fucking hat

  • Even the Seagulls are laughing at the end

  • And they wonder why Marines make fun of them LOL

  • ATTENTION ALL HATERS: THIS IS YOUR MILITARY..STOP ACTING LIKE JUDGMENTAL ASSHOLES...WHY WOULD YOU CLICK ON THESE VIDEOS IF YOUR GONNA BE NEGATIVE?.YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF ENVIOUS KNOW NOTHING SIMPLETONS WHO DONT HAVE THE BALLS OR MENTALITY TO BE IN THE MILITARY..ALOT OF YOU ARE REJECTS.ARE YOU STILL MAD ABOUT YOUR ASVAB SCORE??R U STILL MADE BECAUSE YOU CANT TAKE A VACATION FROM YOUR DEAD END JOB.? I ADVISE ALL YOU PUSSIES TO BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT!

  • @canicole20 about time someone said what needed to be said THANK YOU!!!!

  • @canicole20 Capslock is on the mid left of your keyboard by the way

  • This guy is why you have to wear a dummy cord !

  • @19thSFGA probably true :/

  • "USE THE STICK LUKE!!"

  • who's the more foolish: the guy who dropped his cover or the one who fails trying to pick it up !

  • i would of told that jarhead to swallow ALL of my load...

  • lol. If only they had jets instead of outboards like my pop's boat has then the whole thing would have been averted.

  • what's the orange line, did they run over it?

  • id like to see him explain why hes not wearing his cover lol

  • IN THE NAAAVYYYYY, YOU GET TO DO SHIT RESEMBLING THIS

  • wheres a military trial when you need it? incompetence, improper use of equipment, wasting the tax payers money to go be stupid. it deserves the harshest punishment the military can offer, which, if gitmo taught us anything, is watching as your children's genitals are burned with acid while your wife is raped to death with sticks. these guys need that.

  • @HOaliyartMO too bad you probably dont even serve a branch

  • @Imoshwithknives No, living in Jamaica, as a legal Jamaican citizen makes it very difficult for me to serve the US military. I wouldn't expect somebody named moshwithknives to understand that though, nor would I expect that you would ever even get in a REAL mosh pot. But that's ok, keep on with the hate and lies. People can't tell your a loser online as easily, but we can still figure it out given 2 seconds and 9 words.

  • poofter marines

  • Thats not Navy guys down there, There are contracted security!

  • Moral of the story: You can't help a jarhead :)

  • all I can think is.... fuel consumption (several dollars), man hours (hundreds of dollars), damage repair costs (hundreds of dollars), one man's hat? PRICELESS... yes, our service men are brilliant.

  • @Baccus93 Our service men Are you refering to the entire Unites States Military based off of two individuals? You should've said "These service men are brilliant"

  • @vexviper The men on the boat, the men on the ship watching them, the men with the camera recording them, the man or men who spent the bandwidth to upload this, no one got in trouble, this is not a very unusual attitude about Navy equipment. No.... I think it fits, in general, this video does our boys proud.

  • @Baccus93

    What do you want them to get in trouble for? I hate how everyone acts like military members must always stand silently with their hands at their sides and never laugh or have any fun what so ever. Yeah that would really help morale

    I'm just really sick of every time a video goes on youtube that shows an American soldier with a smile on their face everybody freaks out and starts making insane statements about how they THINK our service members should perform.

  • @umulamahri

    They give their time so you don't have to, so if they want to have a laugh when one of their buddies makes a dumb mistake, who are we to say that's wrong.

    One of your friends has never bumped his head or tripped and fell and nobody had a laugh? It's the same thing

  • Airforce: If you like not being Shot or used as a Meat shield and the luxury of killing people from 10,000 feet with out Getting shot or being a Pow

  • Navy: Accelerate you life with moping the decks, getting sea sick, getting fat, being owned my marines, having a big A on the back of your shirt and standing between to guys with G and Y on theirs and fishing hats out of the water.

  • what can i say? fraking yanks!

  • @paulnmiah oh noes its suddenly Battle Star Galactica up in here

  • keeping the waters clean one hat at a time

  • I'm pretty confident that a kevlar doesnt float... at least I never tried to float mine..

  • cover as in boonie hat or kevlar?

  • @3fairrw If it was kevlar wouldnt they say it?

  • hahaah is that in pearl harbor????? hahaah

  • That wasn't internet material I'm sorry.

  • and thats y marines dog the navy all the time

  • asino!

  • Brain Dead driver

  • hahahaha "use a stick!"

  • instead of wasting time,effort,and money to recover it.just spend the 10 bucks for a NEW 1

  • @maclarn91 that would require some kind of form no doubt!

  • @maclarn91 cuz theyr eon a ship where they gonna buy it, plus its agains uniform regulations to be without your cover

  • Now who says Tony Hayward looks stoopid. Haven't you re-cycled that free oil yet...

  • the barrier is not set up for the hat its an oil barrier dumbass

  • navy and marines workin together this is the outcome

  • as usual jar heads arent funny

  • yeah FAIL YOU FAILED YOU FEELING SORRY ABOUT YOUR SELF.

  • Bet his coxn quals got pulled. Some poor SNBM never made it past 4 years as an E3 after pulling this crap.

  • lmfao ..."USE A STICK!"

  • wow dumbass

  • Did the marine get in trouble?

  • ah, our taxes at work. I am sure it cost more to do this than it would to just replace the hat...

  • @WeeklyNewsPoopShoot Ur retarded no it doesnt cost any "tax" money to do this

  • @ZAC2994 and you are uneducated. A portion of our taxes goes to military funding. Approximately $1000 worth of fuel and time to keep the vessel at an idol, set up a barrier around the ship to prevent the waves from washing the hat away, and more fuel and manpower to retrieve the hat, retrieve the barrier, and then get back to it's original mission, all for a $5 hat. It is obvious that you are talking out of you ass or that you are the one that is "retarded."

  • @WeeklyNewsPoopShoot i would usually have the energy to agrue with people like, but this is all im gonna say... if u dont like the way money is used in this country and u cant appreciate what our military does for this country then u can get the fuck out you ungrateful piece of shit.

  • @ZAC2994 My great grandfather served in WWII on Omaha Beach, my grandfather was in Korea & Vietnam, & both my dad and mom served in the late '70s, early 80's down in Panama, and I served briefly, set to go to Iraq, until I was discharged honorably on medical conditions. So to assume I am ungrateful shows it's obvious you are very ignorant, and just trolling for an argument. Your words equal the same as what comes out of my ass every morning. - 95B Military Police, 6015th GSU Det. 1, Ft. McCoy

  • @WeeklyNewsPoopShoot am i supposed to feel sorry for u or something? am i supposed to appresciate u passing basic and ur mos training and then get medicaly discharged? i dont give a fuck who u are after what i read what u say with ur idiotic complaints about ur tax money being used on this pointless mission for a marines cap. how do u even know where ur money is going to begin with. No one knows where it goes. so like i said love it or leave it. peace out

  • @WeeklyNewsPoopShoot obvious troll is obvious

  • the cost in fuel is more than the cost of the hat, should have told the marine to jump in and get it. Before anyone says too cold or not allowed to swim there, these guys are trained for adverse environments. And anyone in the navy, or anyone thats been on a boat for that matter shoud know better than trying to cross any sort of barrier ever.

  • I feel like that guy from happy gilmore who shakes his head with his arms out in frunt of him D :> funny tuff

  • they did this for a HAT? they wouldn't just get a new one

  • just swim and get it

  • all aboard the failboat

    that sucks

  • Mission impossible

  • EPIC FAIL

  • What's funny?

    I want to know why the marines have a guy with no brain driving a boat.

  • @jonnyzz139 he's not a Marine, he's in the navy

  • first what ass would deep six is cover and second why the fuck would someone go to that much work to get it, was it dimond studded.

  • why did the marine have his cover off in the first place?

  • lol port ops or liquid cargo. obviously not stupid marine who lost his cover service

  • @sjdsmith lol@ wasting your life your on youtube commenting on a 2 min video and believing this video is " S U P E R F U N N Y" who really believes the titles anyway lol omg 2 mins of my life gone guys i want a full refund. u think they would have not gone over the net lol common sense imo

  • @jeffreyman11b ah yes your refund for 2mins of your life is going to cost you $4,000 and a marines cover because we still couldnt find his damn cover. :)

  • We can win wars, but we cannot find your goddamned hat.

  • you stupid dumbass, all locations of all military bases are public information. why else do you think the actual bases are named after the large city next or the name of the area...pt mugu, sandiego, everett, norfolk, pensacola, jacksonville, fallon, etc, etc, etc. locations of bases are public info, all one needs is mapquest or google and you can find the location of any naval base. your a reTARD.

  • clearly our standing military has too much time on their hands...

  • USE A STICK!!!

  • "SUPER FUNNY!"

    No, you wasted my fucking life.

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  • Hey everyony how about we all jut chill and forget the UCMJ alright it's over and noone figured out any bases it is bad that Mr. Navy Guy over there opened their mouth but we'er all human right??????? RIGHT

  • fail F-A-I-L

  • omg..do they give boat drivn lessons in the NAVY!!...here's your sign! lol!

  • Why don't they use this as an ad on TV, huh?

  • mother fucker , no common sense use ur mother fuckin head but dayum thats funny, well rather laughing at them not funny

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  • @Benelli321 omg would you knock it off? its for fun.. Jesus! some people just cant take a joke

  • guess what branch the marines are in?

  • @dahzebra

    The Marines are their own branch.. the question you should be asking is "which department?"

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  • The marines branched OFF the Navy YEARS ago, way before our time or even our great grandparents lol They're a Naval infantry and a component of the Department of the Navy though a seperate branch.

  • ARMY-smarter then NAVy sure groundpounder excuse me while i arm my ageis combat system to fire 8 tomohawks 1000 miles into near pinpoint accuracy and leave collateral damage while you end up hitting civies with your rifles

  • lol, faggot

  • Yeah bud those things are super accurate, who is going to pick out those targets though. Oh and those "smart weapons " arent so smart. Ever heard of Dora farms?

  • what does having better weapons have to do with being smarter? you have to be smarter to be a Marine due to the fact that youre doing more fighting with worse equipment, and devices like the ACS do the thinking for you.

  • @reishichan hahah right, keep dreaming

  • "this is why joined the army. we are smarter" listen to that first sentence a few times......... yeah smarter

  • @crackatooth EPIC FAIL!!!! XDD

  • the army sucks cock

  • At least they got the cover

  • those are civilians in the boat from port ops

  • Ouch. Talk about embarrassment

  • damn they are dumb

  • "USE THE STICK!!!!!" lmfao!!!!

  • jesus ive been driving boats since i could turn the damn wheel this guy sucks monkey cock

  • Dudes "EL STUPIDO!!!!"

  • what was he thinking!!

  • Whats the orange thing?

  • its to stop small craft getting near the ship

  • No, it's to catch oil and others pollutents that are floating on top of the water from spreading. Those floats are called booms.

  • It apparently helps to keep them from getting away from the ship as well.

  • It certainly does in this case anyhow....LOL.

  • Are they stupid? Did they actually think they could back out of that? OBVIOUSLY it's going to get stuck in the engine. dumbass driver.

  • fuck ya'll Navy S.E.A.L.s for life hooyah

  • Nigga

  • nigga what?

  • Thats Coast Guard!!!

  • i'd be ashaimed 2 be in the navy if was there

  • Duh, get your own friggin cover u dumbass ! -from "the Chief"

  • They seriously go through all this for a hat? I thought it was a JOKE! LOL.

  • yea, yea we would.

    humiliating...

  • i would so go after cover dudes

  • FUCKING SQUIDS!!!!!!!!!

  • Why not just jump in and get

  • they aren't supposed to get wet in uniform.

  • It's OK as long as the enemy's insanity is the greater.

  • One thing people forget is that the Military needs to use its equipment, and ammo etc etc up, so Manufactures can keep producing equipment, there by keeping people employed and helping the economy. Our economy is largly based around the defense industry, we need to keep that industry afloat.

  • when they are on ship or anywhere else, there are no Marine corps stores where they are. Most marines only have one cover per cammi colors, so if they are on ship and lose theyre cover they will get written up for dress code violations, because outside they MUST wear theyre covers. So which ever marine who lost his cover will get chewed out for it. THAT is why.. theyre on ship for 2 months without a cover... that just sucks.

  • is this marine stupid or what!!

  • He did get it wtf?

  • failed? it looked like he got it to me

  • how is it useless. how else do you invade by sea?

  • why don't the marine get it himself.

  • He would drown lol.

  • lets jump over board a naval ship and cause all the brass to chew him out cuz SOMEONe will yell man overboard

  • there like 20 bucks but they dont have many spares

  • yea u can can shove that comment straight up your ass

  • put it in reverse n un tangle it...

  • they did that, it made it worse

  • its not that easy.

  • why would they go thru that much trouble for a cover

  • it must be special haha, like nuclear missile launch codes written on the inside or smth

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzz

  • ha ha idiots

  • they lack discipline....clearly these guys went out of their way to get just a hat......and now they gotta deal with gettin the boat off what looks like an oil fence of some sort

  • this is super fucking boring

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  • haha i dont read them ! loL

  • Does anyone really read the long comments??? lol//

  • Ya'll are dumb... my husband IS a submariner in the Navy and to see u to acting like this it just goes to show that honor courage and comitent means nothing to u in the Navy...

  • stupid accedents happen its not like they ran over the shit on purpose dumb bitch your siting on your computer cuting down the ppl that fight for our freedom bet you feel good

  • Funny video.. Just remember that you all fight the same fight.

  • And dude, you a US Marine not a Royal Marine so shut your pussy ass little cocksucking mouth!! Your a joke!!

  • any Marine is a good Marine.. you should know that

  • Semper Fi brother

  • hoorah!