O Lawd ! you need to get yo but outta the bottom of that bottle of Ale and you'll quit Halucinakating. JR was only doing his duty and reporting a disturbing matter to me which iz gonna come to light very soon. But as fo yo trifflin butt I have spoken to da Queen and you iz back to gaurding the royal latrine.
I don't want to know what his duty was that night. Sho don't. I just caled it da way I saw it. Now whys you and JR all up in a silly jizzim? ? Tell dat! Tell dat!
Oh I spoke to da queen myself. Don't you worry yo self bout dat one bit.
I think maybe we should have a talk, don't you. I would avoid counsel with our Royal Chaplain, but then again, maybe you're still drunk enough, again to.. nevermind.
I just awoke from the rest room, what did I miss? I heard some loud moaning and screaming, but the last thing I remembered was I took a swing of some fruit punch and I have not been the same!
Anyway someone better refill the toilet paper! That is not my job, so I guess we better add another nutter or I could do double rolled duties! lol hehehe hahah, he said doody! Take care till next episode or BM!:)
*Note to Queen. Have the Royal chef check the fruit bowels from now on!!*
*Note to queen. Requisition someone for toilet paper patrol for Heave's sake! We know how free flowing Royal Guard TAMMpON can be, especially afer some fruit, punch that is*
*Note to self. Thump Royal Guard TAMMpON for fowl lnguage in the Queendom and another just incase I forgot anyting*
What you didn't know until now is the real key is kept safely in a reserved spot known only to me and one other person. The key you found is an inaccurate replica used for dress purposes only.
This is a delicate matter and I do not wish to cast aspersions on MsOpheliaPayne The Royal Chaplain, so I shall remain silent for the moment on her...ahem, shall we say compulsions?
Royal Guard JRHulbret, i thank you for bringing me this disturbing news. I wondered why the Lord great Chamberlains key had gone rusty nut now i know you found it in the Royal Punch bowl it all makes sense to me now. Fear not for i have installed CCTV cameras in the Royal Chapel so any further Royal Whoopee will be caught on camera and should make for the most interesting YouTube video :-)
It's is my honour and duty to report anything"out of the ordnary" my queen. I thank God no one choked on that damndeale key. A party is meant to be fun, disco away, but we do have our nuuterhood to think about.
Again I can ony speculate, but if you and Royal Guard had only seen what we wittessed....
I'm suprised he doesn't have a rsusty zipper now
Cameras in the chappel?! That would be like cameras in the restroom at this point!!
lookie here QT , I will gladly resign my station if you believe all dis nonsense up in here, number 1 JR still mad dat i put his butt up fo adoption at birth dats all dat iz, and #2 da Lawd chamberlin was reporting to me on a royal hot mess that gots to be prayed fo.
#3 i done gots me a sweet offer ta tour wif da Billy Graham crusade so say da word cause mama gots a brand new bag. lolol
good job man nice video good work.
jimmymccombs 3 years ago
Thank you very much. It was a spur of the moment thing, but I think it went off well.
Thanks for subscribing.
Peace
JR
JRHulbret 3 years ago
Hi JR
Me and Roisien thinks that your British accent is fab. Very Good.
dance284t 3 years ago
Thank you=)
I wasn't sure how it was going to come out and I know there are several different dialects.
JRHulbret 3 years ago
O Lawd ! you need to get yo but outta the bottom of that bottle of Ale and you'll quit Halucinakating. JR was only doing his duty and reporting a disturbing matter to me which iz gonna come to light very soon. But as fo yo trifflin butt I have spoken to da Queen and you iz back to gaurding the royal latrine.
you betta recognize !!!
MsOpheliaPayne 3 years ago
I don't want to know what his duty was that night. Sho don't. I just caled it da way I saw it. Now whys you and JR all up in a silly jizzim? ? Tell dat! Tell dat!
Oh I spoke to da queen myself. Don't you worry yo self bout dat one bit.
We have the family name to think about mama!
JRHulbret 3 years ago
ok, now this, for some reason - I got into :) fun stuff
askmisscris 3 years ago
The Nutters club is full of ntty pople. It's always fun, Hope to see you at the next disco party.
JRHulbret 3 years ago
Phew, for a minute there, I thought you were going to say that I was caught with..err... never mind.
TamHickey67 3 years ago
I think maybe we should have a talk, don't you. I would avoid counsel with our Royal Chaplain, but then again, maybe you're still drunk enough, again to.. nevermind.
JRHulbret 3 years ago
I just awoke from the rest room, what did I miss? I heard some loud moaning and screaming, but the last thing I remembered was I took a swing of some fruit punch and I have not been the same!
Anyway someone better refill the toilet paper! That is not my job, so I guess we better add another nutter or I could do double rolled duties! lol hehehe hahah, he said doody! Take care till next episode or BM!:)
peaceouTy!
TAMMpON
tammpon 3 years ago
*Note to Queen. Have the Royal chef check the fruit bowels from now on!!*
*Note to queen. Requisition someone for toilet paper patrol for Heave's sake! We know how free flowing Royal Guard TAMMpON can be, especially afer some fruit, punch that is*
*Note to self. Thump Royal Guard TAMMpON for fowl lnguage in the Queendom and another just incase I forgot anyting*
What is a Royal Gard to do?!
I've got another eisode cookng already!=)
Peace broher,
JR
JRHulbret 3 years ago
What you didn't know until now is the real key is kept safely in a reserved spot known only to me and one other person. The key you found is an inaccurate replica used for dress purposes only.
This is a delicate matter and I do not wish to cast aspersions on MsOpheliaPayne The Royal Chaplain, so I shall remain silent for the moment on her...ahem, shall we say compulsions?
jrsnyderjr 3 years ago
Yes the shakeyness in your voice would merrit some silence. Why don't you consolte with MsOpheliaPayne, AGAIN!
JRHulbret 3 years ago
Did someone say "Royal Whoopee"?!! Yippeeee!
Umm..hee hee...I mean, oh, dear.
Thankyou for this report JR, your royal guardness. Sincerely, Princess bugsinrug/Chris
bugsinrug 3 years ago
I'm all for the royal whoopie, and nutter whoopie for that. Brings a whole new meaning to sanctifid.
I mean honestly, that is what the royal barns are for!
I just don't know.
Royal Guard
JRHulbret
JRHulbret 3 years ago
Royal Guard JRHulbret, i thank you for bringing me this disturbing news. I wondered why the Lord great Chamberlains key had gone rusty nut now i know you found it in the Royal Punch bowl it all makes sense to me now. Fear not for i have installed CCTV cameras in the Royal Chapel so any further Royal Whoopee will be caught on camera and should make for the most interesting YouTube video :-)
x hugs x
twish1999 3 years ago
It's is my honour and duty to report anything"out of the ordnary" my queen. I thank God no one choked on that damndeale key. A party is meant to be fun, disco away, but we do have our nuuterhood to think about.
Again I can ony speculate, but if you and Royal Guard had only seen what we wittessed....
I'm suprised he doesn't have a rsusty zipper now
Cameras in the chappel?! That would be like cameras in the restroom at this point!!
JRHulbret 3 years ago
my key is not rusty!
jrsnyderjr 3 years ago
Yet you don't deny it coming up missing?
Looks like some questions are already being answered.
And letsnot forget the wonder of Armor On.
JRHulbret 3 years ago
it was a duplicate I tossed in there to throw you off...
jrsnyderjr 3 years ago
lookie here QT , I will gladly resign my station if you believe all dis nonsense up in here, number 1 JR still mad dat i put his butt up fo adoption at birth dats all dat iz, and #2 da Lawd chamberlin was reporting to me on a royal hot mess that gots to be prayed fo.
#3 i done gots me a sweet offer ta tour wif da Billy Graham crusade so say da word cause mama gots a brand new bag. lolol
MsOpheliaPayne 3 years ago