Dating on Demand

[TheMay0rMcCheesey]

he camps?? noob

[AliceLovePacheco4Eva]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Rupal1990]

wtf is wrong with his head

[pmar62]

How can this catch still be single???

[iThroTTLeZ]

hahahaa wtf is this cunt smoking

[PHILxMIKExNICK]

@iThroTTLeZ no clue, but i want some

[8701F]

This guy looks like the gary busey before the accident with the behavior of the gary busey after the accident

[totallydown4]

having the key to the city is a Super power????

[queenAaliyah3000]

watching this makes me wunna barf fer sum reason LOLZ cuz this fucker is so not smooth LOLZ he wudn't know charming even if it was injected into his ass, went through his blood stream, and sealed the big ass hole in his brain, and having the key to a city isn't a super power LOLZ

[hackeyplaya]

@queenAaliyah3000 ....you're just jealous....lolz

[Angelo000100]

he looks angry talking about him >:(

[AFZP135]

"My dream date would be a romantic dream date" Urm...

[TheEpicFailMaster]

0:59 on he was tryin to say he wanted boobs

[RainbowManification]

why don't you just stop trying and admit your gay for fucks sake, you would probably be alot more happier with your self and your life.

[zombieman841]

"If I could have a superpower, it would be...the key to the city. The city of my pants."

[stillwaterseven]

@dutchkollman fuckin funny as hell I remember that scene, lol dead on bro lol

[stillwaterseven]

"very attractive lady",.."nice attractive legs",... "pretty eyes" ,...this cat is awful picky for a fucking retard ,...how bout just some chick thats breathing, dude ....

[howadstoin]

what im looking for in a lady is......features. hahahahaa

[drewsky684]

ladies, imagine this guy on top of you going "oh, you nice lady"

[redbulletlive]

Epic fail

[blackgoesgreen]

I'm willing to bet this dude is on at least three state's sex offender's list

[Komplex321]

HE'S WARM AND SENSERFISH!!!

[1JustBreathe]

it's funny HE is looking for a "very nice attractive lady" wtf is wrong with some men? I swear regardless what they look like they think they can get a superstar

[elementguy7878]

lol one down

[Chumbukkit]

LOL after he says "dresses well" he ALMOST says "FOR SEX"

[Schnerchie]

GOOD CALL!

[roaches146]

hahahaha, i thought he said "for a second." as in she immediately changes clothes that aren't nice. hahaha, either way that's who i would like a lady.

[Chumbukkit]

warm and shensivits

[deceball666]

this guy is on cocaine or meth or some other crazy hippie concoction

[swordude]

User ID: DogMen? Wtf

[pancreaskid]

Qualities in a lady...let's see, I look for...features?

This guy seems so honest and kind - I actually feel a little bad for laughing at this video. I hope he finds a woman who will be good to him.

[pixledemon]

not only crossing, but RUNNING across the street, AND without LOOKING? Holy shit, this guy is KA-RAY-Z!

[spearothesaint]

yo is this dating on demand a comedy show cause man im dying over here

[awesomesteve]

user ID: Dogmen

what the fuck?

[gansy004]

Look at the face he makes right at the end after he says "...once she gets to know me"

It's like "EGGH TAKE THAT!"

[gansy004]

"I look for features...and she dresses well for sex"

"a cable on the beach, wot roses"

"the most wonderful thing about me...I'm warming sadwiches"

[dubzy81]

"The craziest thing I have done, I ran

across the street and I never looked."

What a fuckin rebel. A genuine hard ass this

one is. He looks like he's halfway through a stroke.

[darkfaceintheclouds]

thats mean about the stroke =[[

he prob had u one jerk face

but funny bout the other thing so true =]

[Bobbyb9331]

who let the dogs out

[pbgirl09]

moosic on the beach...

[gansy004]

good one :)

[pbgirl09]

creepy...

[junkradio]

its Ed Gein lol

[enervus]

The craziest thing I've ever done... I've run across a street without looking.. LMFAO

[Fallcon]

that part almost made me cry

[orangejulius3]

this issad why cant people accept him for who he is a nice sensitive person

[raindropsinparadise]

haha this guy is kinda shallow.. he's basically saying the personality doesnt matter as long as she's attractive. omg wow

[Digeridude]

"I can get my heart broken" = violently jealous

[emoneytrain]

inhaled too many lawncare fumes

[scraperTSB]

IQ:32

[MattLikesWhiskey]

Outsde gardening, flowers.... that's who I would like a lady. Lmao, is this guy for real?

[jrssww]

how many bodies do you think this guy keeps in his freezer?

[AnnoyingCustomer]

"-I'm warm and sesifrez."

[DimensionTornFree]

I feel bad about laughing at this poor guy... but it's so tragically funny

[t239]

The city of my town....what a dumbass.

[high5enmfer]

hahahaha idiot...

[shinyhalo]

I am sad too. His responses to a couple questions were the same as mine. 8-(

[flaminglips123]

That is tragic.

[stormloss]

Paris Hilton could redeem herself by dating this Bloke.

It would restore balance too universe.

I hope this bloke gets a super model, it's the only right thing to do.

[lowdog]

KEY TO THE CITY, CITY OF MY TOWN

[Psykl0pz]

his user id is "DogMen" ... a candle light dinner on the beach with 'DogMen' lol in your dreams

he ran across the street without looking... its dangerous but most of all it shows how stupid you are

[MarineCorps0311]

This is Forest Gump and the Deliverance guy combined. Ladies for your own well being, keep away.

[jeremyisedge]

hahaha oh man why do all of these DoD people ending up crashing and burning in the end. come on now a key to the city is not a special power and walking around the street is not crazy

[berserkedpunk]

FAG!!

[95mustang302]

im gonna hook this guy up with a nice stripper

[shinqwato]

this is not fun, i am sad now

[Jrod311]

Best Super Power Evar!!! Key to the City!!

[Goober557]

I feel so bad for him.

[madmatt6891]

is this for real?

[xxmiakasosweetxx]

awww i feel so bad...he seems like a sweet guy...awww...i cant laugh i feel so bad... >.<

[DegerateX]

"Well this one time I just ran across the street without looking." Wow, now that's badass. Like this one time, this guy nudged my shoulder, so I broke his arm, shoulder, and nose. But not quite as insane as crossing the street.

[NarutoDipShit]

@DegerateX

that guy was me

derp

[hilosershah]

what a loser 0.0

[FutureHegemonia]

This was so pitiful I couldn't laugh, hard though I tried!