I Don't Eat Olsen Twins

[juliahollyvivian]

lol cane toads



[sydandtaytum]

i like the WB frog the best.

[kapluts]

green dont crack!!..lmao

[krazyj2010]

Yes, I see dung beetles! xD

[jbblue48089]

@qpSubZeroqp Never heard of Carlin, and i made a similar joke seventeen years ago after watching a nature show. These frogs are common knowledge, and anyone should be able to make jokes about them. You're an idiot to think otherwise.

[qpSubZeroqp]

@jbblue48089 wow, you're missing out... And btw you say 17 years ago, but carlin made that joke 29 years ago

so, here's the video which i posted earlier but will post again:

watch?v=Yj0PH1zYqTc

go to 8:45 in the carlin video, and you will see what i'm talking about.

[qpSubZeroqp]

@jbblue48089 it's sad that you dont know of him. he was rated number two in comedy central's top 100 greatest stand up comedians.

listologyDOTcom/list/comedy-ce­ntral-100-greatest-standups-al­l-time

i dont care what names you call me carlin to me was the greatest comedian, and was one of the best human beings along with the following scientists richard dawkins, christopher hitchens, lawrence krauss.

[qpSubZeroqp]

@jbblue48089 he always talked about life from the biggest subjects, and most what people call important subjects, down to the smallest things in everyday life that people don't talk about but are pretty humorous.

he was a pioneer in the freedom of speech for radio and TV, and lost the case to the supreme court by one vote.

in 2008 he was awarded the mark twain prize for american humor. but he died right before the award ceremony, but after he finished his 14th HBO special since his first in 1977

[CoveredGirlPictures]

Craig may not be the most popular late night comedian, but he's definitely great in my books. Would love a chance to be in the studio audience, laughing it up!

[Efratk]

They're like the Olsen twins!!!!

lol

[qpSubZeroqp]

wtf? the frog joke was carlin's material. carlin is WAAAYY funnier with the delievery

watch at 8:45

youtube.com/watch?v=Yj0PH1zYqT­c

[qpSubZeroqp]

@qpSubZeroqp hmm i meant the begining of the video bit not the latter part

[FreeWhoopin1390]

@qpSubZeroqp Carlin sucked balls and always did.

[qpSubZeroqp]

@FreeWhoopin1390 that sir is your opinion, and you probably don't know humor if it hit you in the face. i'm guessing you're a religious nut in the first place. probably where you get your lack of sense for good jokes.

[qpSubZeroqp]

@FreeWhoopin1390 a good comedian knows the boundaries of what's not to be talked about, and crosses them on purpose. otherwise his jokes are weak. lenny bruice, richard prior, george carlin, chris rock, robin williams, sam kinison, louis c.k., robert schimmel, dave attell, dave chappelle, eddie murphy, bill maher, etc.. all crossed the "line" on purpose, and for that, they were simply amazing comedians

[FreeWhoopin1390]

@qpSubZeroqp Sam kinison was definetly a line crosser, and he was literally hilarious. Geroge carlin, while he did cross lines, just wasn't very funny to me.

[solopawn]

I can hear the same lady cackle over everyone in every play of canned laughter... that is definitely fake laughter. This is why I find american shows hard to enjoy.

[KonradKleinholz]

@solopawn That's not fake laughter by the way... -.-

[HayleToTheHammer]

"Yes - I see dung beetles!" :D

[pmunkyandpals11]

i like this guy...

[ilovebunneyz]

this man is absolutly halarious

[yasegirl]

I LOVE THIS MAN

[Portis1Luv]

I think he's the best late night host.

[MKAfan300]

Serephus: No offense :) but comments like yours say NOTHING about them. It says A LOT about the people who make such comments.

[duhastmesh94]

"yes, I see dung beetles" XD

[HCVS13]

That explanation for the frog prince was ingenious. :)

[FranzziundLoLo]

Olsen twins are great

[2degucitas]

His scottish accent is slowly disappearing........please go visit your family and "recharge" the brogue!! I love it!!!!

[TheMsHellow]

cause they are addicts...

[MKAfan300]

No offense, but, huh? What? The Olsens...addicts?

There's never EVER been any report of them doing drugs. In fact, the Olsens won a $10,000,000.00 (10 MILLION $) judgment in court cause the gossip magazine that accused Ashley of drugs lied about it.

The only things the Olsens seem addicted to are coffee and work.

[MKAfan300]

Nonsense. Rumors about drugs are nothing but trashy lies spread by gossip magazines in order to get people to buy gossip magazines.

[synonynantonym]

They are very nice girls, but they're also real people. BTW, their house in LA is beautiful.

[MKAfan300]

You're saying they're real people, therefore they're drug addicts. So, you're saying every person in the world is a drug addict?

I'm sorry, but that makes no sense at all.

[ArtemisBlue]

QFT

[MKAfan300]

Thanks! :)

[ArtemisBlue]

SPOILER ALERT:

Comedians make things up.

[Cobrability]

i'd love to 'eat' the olsen twins

[bbsloveme]

really, even though thier rib cage sticks out so far, theyre like jack-knives in their stomach.

[TheUnknownMissAusten]

Happy Birthday to Craig! This is one of my favorite clips :D

[MissJessSnape]

yes, i see dung beetles!

[noob2gosu]

"most famous frog in the world, american frog" yeah america the world does that sound right?

[xxescapingthefatexx]

that was so dry.

[paperitahra]

i will never be able to look at a frog w/o laughing

[Metalllians86]

haha!!!

[Lambert95]

huh

[chriskoja]

Keep going for it Craig. You're funnnnnyyyy!

[kookimunsta]

yes, i see dung beetles!

[rezzertr]

Im bored, lets lick some frogs!

[dhs4lyfe]

he had a good point goin there with the princess and the frogs...until he said he didnt know much about frogs...lol

[gdfksayes]

you are a very sick person.I love the Olsen twins

[euphoniumsattack08]

what happens to the rest of the frog...?

[axiomfire]

LMAO!!!! The Dung Beatles was Hilarious!!!

[azatrox]

licking the toad will just make you sick; you have to collect the toxin, dry it, and smoke it. And it isn't the cane toad; it's a species found in the Sonoran desert. But the toxin is now a controlled substance, so you can now get busted for trying it.

[bremex]

Is he scottish?

[LaraCroftsFan]

Yep hes scottish

[cdukshn]

Done in under 30 seconds...stupid.

[suz57xo]

HAHA, this was definately one of his best xD

[robertanton]

"green don't crack" I really loved that man. Yes, foreign people are funnier. I wanna hallucinate.

[NiceCar07]

"I'm bored, lets lickk some Frogs" LOL

[LisaTurtle11]

Those Olsen twins used to be sooo cute...what happened?

[ngjimmy]

Licking the cane toad was invented by Brisbane Aussies, because they're so bored and lower educated than the rest of the country

[omghgomg]

true, dere bogans. but tats just a bit stereotypical and racist

[3252893ywetw]

Nothing seems to have changed...

[fonzeyfu]

Don't you mean "less educated" wisearse.

[WilliamTaylor1]

LOL! Great.

[semirb86]

god i hate his accent lol

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

that was gold, lawls.

[wolfschanze1324]

scientists probably observed predators licking the toad to test what it is, then they predators probably started staggering around etc. thus how they found out

[CritiqueItUp]

hmmm ive never heard of a predator licking its prey to death, usually they bite and eat

[skchen831]

I see dung beetles lol

[Ghostn0va]

this guy is hilarious love his accent

[crazysteve1986]

youd love scotland then!

[singful]

first and frog lags are good

[shahjimish]

yuck

who will lick those bloody animals

[Hammerhead730]

"I see dung beatles"

[f15x28isback]

echo

[wolfkiller87]

lol...wow..hilarious

[YouFoolWarrenIsDead]

Lol that's so true, they DO speak like that in Shyamalan movies!

[suchsweetthunder47]

What a funny guy.

[mikeabundo]

I see dung beetles!

[ashie123]

that was sooooooooooooo NOT funny. why are all those people laughing?

[juntau512]

nice your great

[fingolfin897]

LOL!!! Wow, he's soooo awesome!! I bet that princess really DID lick a frog!!

[ceye2eye]

Yes, I see dung beetles! Hah!

[funnyfeller]

dont worry CBS the reason nobody comments this is because there busy looking for more videos of him

[xanish]

omg thats soo true!

[feedthekat]

way to go craig, ur awesome

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Lol Craig is awesome. His imitation at the end was priceless.

[Sean1237]

hes been watchin Family Guy!

[JamesBr0wn]

Im bored, lets lick some frogs!

[LovelyMalevolence]

Family Guy xD

[bzbear819]

Hilarious...like always. I love this man!

[bammax18]

lawl

[PyroPixie810]

yay! first comment! "I see dung beetles!" :D

[BlizzardCinematic]

funny man

[bigcheese1010]

ROFL funy stuff, funny stuff.