Jim Gaffigan Talks About Hot Pockets, Sports, and Pale

[gmc07joe]

Milwaukee brats YA!

[MsTeleological]

Jimmy is cool, but i like Jim better.

[NCPanthers12]

jimmy g is the man

[ortezjp]

haha i love how awkward gaffigan made jimmy when he was talking about dunkin donuts

[Autobodyrepairman]

Jim your the BEST!

[FroobRadio]

Why is he using his material on this? :o

I thought this was a casual talk :s

[Hannahrose111]

@FroobRadio hes a comedian. naturally funny. natually has to tell jokes. dumbass

[JarethGT]

@FroobRadio Jim never becomes serious, his comedy genius has consumed him.

[goingwithzed]

what do ya do? Kimmel is funny but has no comparison on material with Gaffigan.

Just sheer genius - sit back and have fun ..... dont even try to hang.

[gotameanglare]

he lost weight... good for him

[indianajonesfan87]

Oh really! were you in Detroit in 93! HAHA

[Jepedo4747]

OMg timmy hortons is the best!!!!!

[Ravenkliff]

Krispy Kreme pwns dunkin donuts

[ZombieWolfeh]

yur rite...krispy kremes glazed doughnuts are amazing!!!!

[blarkyy]

Timmies beats everything

[8greyskull8]

tastiest cure evar

[700Ezalb]

Jim's the man

[cheez427]

Dunkin' Donuts raacks!

[kruxskatr13]

i saw jims act and i creid, after 3 veiws.......hilarious

[dbzisdakrunk]

Hoooooooooooooooooooot Pockets!

[mandolinroad]

Deeeeeaaaad pockets!

[dbzisdakrunk]

XD!

[TheJbaer]

LMAO I am from new england and we do have way too many star bucks MY LORD

[RyDawg084]

I live in a small town too..and I'm surrounded by Dunkin donuts..we've even have them in our super markets lol

[fashionistasophia]

I have a friend that looks like you. Okay, tell them I said hi! Lolz!!

[sigprodigy]

thats mean asshole

[MrObamaHATESwhites]

lol

[originalstarwars12]

i hope he makes a tv show

[danielraysir]

that dudes the funniest ever. lol.

[kenrules89]

Dunkin donuts ice coffee. cigarette, work, repeat

[tehredhatkid]

Haha Jim was right about us New Englanders and our coffee. There is at least 2 Dunkin Donuts within a half mile radius where I am. The town I live in is very small but still holds 5 Dunkin Donuts and 2 Starbucks Coffees.

[Killergymsox]

well if you knew George Carlin well enough you would know he wouldn't give a shit.

[knawlejj]

Dunkin Donuts is AWESOME....easy there Jimmy, I take my coffee seriously

[maroonoasis]

no that's not ironic, it's a fucking coincidence.

[dlbert2000]

no thats not coincidence. it's a fucking conspiracy

[notoriouslybigwang]

stolen right from george carlin.

[liljcmdy]

lol, THANK you. how do people get those two words mixed up? they're OPPOSITES!!!

[reymysterio61900]

u just got owned bitch

[mcriner1385]

Hey I like this guy fella.

[JoeNJ1]

He's funnier on here than his weird standup.

[qinah86luvsmuhd]

BEANS ARE WICKED AWESOME

[KruNae]

Please leave the internet.

[fascinatinperson]

But imagine if they were curing Lupus! That would be something really special! dur hur hur! I'm Jimmy Kimmel and I'm on TV!

[fascinatinperson]

This would be the best clip ever if Jimmy Kimmel wasn't in it. Should've just split the screen and had Jim Gaffagin interview himself. That would be much more entertaining than hearing Kimmel talk about how awesome a cure for Lupus would be. Really Jimmy? You don't like Lupus either? You're a great host Jimmy.

[PoliticsAddict]

so true about new england.

[NM162]

I bet Jimmy Kimmel will laugh once he realizes that jim is using the same jokes he used on king baby

[ganondufus]

Jim Gaffigan is one my favorite comedians.  Good stuff.

[tonybottini]

My freinds call me "pale" like ill be walkiong down the hall at school and my friends are like "pale wahst up" I got showed Jim Gaffigan By a friend because i am so pale its sad

[json8tr]

Gaffigan is the best ever!!!

[Chick6517]

woah! I sooo didnt see that one coming, totally caught me by surprise. the ending was crazy, but great. loved every minute of it.

[fullmetalfunk]

Nothing is better than getting up at 5 AM going to Krispy-Kreme and eating like 6 hot and now donuts in a minute and sucking down a quart of milk...then taking a sticky nap in your front seat until the police come and make you leave the property.

[C1scoKidd]

haha seriously

yea dude

one of my fave. bands

[fullmetalfunk]

One of my top 5 bands man. Their really underrated. Just because they have a stoner following haha.

[D0l3IN]

Your bitching someone out on youtube and act as if your impressive. Shut it down.

[adnanteacher]

Dunkin Donuts coffee is complete shit! Coffee that tastes like tar...you want real coffee, come to Canada and drink Tim Horton's coffee, you'll never have to take out a loan to buy Starbucks again...

[fullmetalfunk]

Krispy-Kreme kicks Dunkin Donuts ass!!!

[will19726]

True, Dunkin has good coffee though.

[fullmetalfunk]

Haha. I don't drink coffe so...well...I try not to drink coffee but sometimes you just gotta get through the day haha.

[craziiazn101]

lol. DAMN STRAIGHT!

[fullmetalfunk]

I live in the city where Krispy-Kreme got started. So...it's pretty much everywhere. Krispy-Kreme and crack...that's my city.

[cschnacks]

go Krispy-Kreme they are so good and i dont drink coffee so i don't really care to much for Dunkin Donuts

[fullmetalfunk]

Oh totally.

[C1scoKidd]

tes it does!

yes-it-does

[fullmetalfunk]

Yes...it...does. By the way did you get your name from the Sublime song? I love that song.

[nadagain]

Funniest man alive. I would love to hang out with this dude.

[RexNunc]

I had a Hot Pocket once.

Once.........

[hippiebutnot]

Lol! Lucky you! I've stopped eating them now, but there was a time I would eat them and constantly hope they would taste better each time. And then get disappointed when they didn't.

[Truthiness231]

LOL, Iguana meat XP

The Hot Pocket bit will never get old (and, coincidentally, neither do Hot Pockets. They are impermeable to aging)

[believer1nchrist]

Gah I wish I had a hot pocket right now.

This guy is funny I remember when I was 14 years old in 1995 the first time I saw him on Conan O'Brien he cracked me up roflcopters

[Digeridude]

He's really not THAT pale.

[XYZdude00]

Hot Pockets rules

[Lazewski]

I remember when I use to eat hot pockets, I basically just ate them, unlike most people who sprinkle hot pepper on them.

[mikebx21]

in cleveland we have fancy restauraunts like red lobster

[hippiebutnot]

LOL!

[smackknot]

Dunkin Donuts could probably buy New England if they wanted to, lol. Literally there is like 3 of them in my town alone, 2 of which are on the same street.

[nadagain]

Why did Kimmel say that L.A. doesnt have dunkin donuts? I see them everywhere...maybe not as ubiquitous as Starbucks but still plenty of them.

[queekers]

"ubiquitous"

don't make up words - it hurts my head

[ebtricks]

ubiquitous means being everywhere at the same point in time.

You're just dumb, that's why it hurts your head.

[queekers]

You know what, I was just playing around but I gotta say fuck you, you elitist prick.

[ebtricks]

You were "joking"? Sure. Doesn't that seem to be to an ironically convenient excuse?

But even if you were joking, which odds are you probably weren't, you still have the mind to be pretend to be stupid in an attempt to be humorous.

Profanity? I don't need it to insult someone. You evidently do, which is childish, and it summarizes anger in one word. You should take pride in your inferior simplistic insults.

[queekers]

Wow, are you SERIOUS? Have you even seen Jim Gaffigan before? His act is loaded with SARCASM. Apparently you have too much sand in your vagina because you are the one that's taking this so seriously...

[ebtricks]

I wasn't talking about Jim Gaffigan you dunce...

[Topkartracer]

oh shit you owned that guy hahahaha

[ceeIoc]

he probly doesnt know LA that well. I think hes from NY

[nadagain]

Who Kimmel? I'm not sure where he is originally from, but he show is taped in L.A. so I got to think he knows the area well enough to know that Dunkin donuts are found here.

[lummi20]

lol jimmy's such an awkward host.

[jefforysanders]

you seem fallon? hes struggling hard.

[Dak0taWest]

Jim Gaffigan is so funny, I'm glad he combined his jokes with some what interesting material about himself in the interview, he just seems like an all around awesome guy.

[CHARRIS5550]

I LOVE DUNKIN DONUTS in CT theres like at least one in every town but once you get up to the MAss. / Rhode Island and up, its like a dunkin donuts with every gas station

[SasukeGaaracookies]

Teehee, I loved the New England tid-bit. Some old place got torn down near Mrs. and Me in Portsmouth and now there's a Dunkun Doughnuts. XD lolz. I loved it! 5/5

[Remedy181]

LO!LOL!L!OL!OL! man jim gaffigan rehashing his unfunny jokes wow he's a fucking comedic genius. he's also one of the ugliest mother fuckers i've ever seen, but let's ignore that, because he is SO FUNNY LO!L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!! HOT POCKETS LLOL SAY IT ONE MORE TIME MOTHER FUCKER I AM LAUGHING

[derdc69]

You're a Douche

[PragaSong]

but they don't have any pockets. can someone explain...

[RexNunc]

That's where you can taste the genius. The Hot Pocket IS a pocket. It's built in!!!

Still won't eat the vile things, meself.

[Bigashnigg]

Jim Gaffigan is the best he is funnier than shit

[Charactereyes]

diarhhea pocketsssss

[R0nnieBoy]

he must have a lot of hot pocket jokes

[CantBlockProxies]

Jimmy Kimmel SUCKS. How did someone with Down syndrome get on TV? Oh, I know: everyone is retarded.

[xphycorx]

saw his special tonight on comedy central...he's hilarious. 'beyond the pale' was better, but tonight's was very funny too.

[ohioworststate]

agreed...good but not as good as beyond the pale

[tanonginosibalasi]

diarrheaaa pockets!

[PragaSong]

What's a hot pocket?

[americanchic1101]

I just watched his special on Comedy Central. I didn't stop laughing! He is so funny.

[FAnchax]

put in sleeve. dunk in toilet.

[1yK3Y4]

lol :) but actually reading is better than tv. it just takes a little more effort. we're all so damn lazy

name ONE movie that was better than the book. uh huh, that's right

[EchoZeroX]

The lord of the rings movies are way better than the books.

[1yK3Y4]

the 3rd LOTR movie was amazing. the 1st was good. the 2nd, not so much

[Gund0zer]

Passion of the Christ

[1yK3Y4]

i've never heard of it

[Zervaman]

hooooot poocket!

[jessejax]

yup, every comic has heaps of free time and just fucks around going out for dinner and watching tv.. havnt you guys seen Seinfeld? haha, this guy is awesome tho... that boston/beans joke was halarious.

[TheCompulsionToKill]

I have a hot pocket key chain

[Monkeynocure]

A hot pocket, hot pocket. Its a hot pocket in a hot pocket

[scots79]

Tastes like a hot pocket. Hot pocket.

[Christi3271]

hot pockeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets (in a sing song voice!)

[PigGRlNDER]

Stupid Bitch

[MusicMollister]

he is soooooooo funny jim im watching the king baby special today and 9 and comedy central

[chunkybutt420]

im a grateful dead fan yeah!!

[Spotnik]

Yes its annoying.

[kiwiebear]

I saw Jim Gaffigan at DisneyLand.....he was on the phone! :P

[CnJweeklyraps]

I think its awesome an average guy can become such a hit off of making hilarious jokes from everyday, simple things. respect man. hey check out our new series. new funny stuff will be added weekly so check it out. peace.

[dadankness]

Thats what all stand up comics do.

[lovemypoker]

how many years can a man make a career out of making fun of hot pockets?

[StevenZB1]

How many years is in 30000000003989? Yeah that many

[heartless2219]

about as long as hot pockets stay in buisness

[Wartechie]

i just love jimmy's laugh xD

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

they dont have dunkin donuts?i thought everyone had dunkin donuts.

[4lafs]

there are dunkin donuts in LA and OC, so it was weird to hear jimmy say that. If DD is smart they'll dend him a bunch of free donuts and ask him to retract that on air.

[eclipse23]

there are no DD in LA, or OC. The closest one is in San Francisco or Vegas. If you are positive that there's one around here, prove me wrong. Jimmy is right, there are nothin around here

[4lafs]

my bad, ur right. I knew there were DD here in so cal cuz i've been, but I just googled and found out they folded up shop years ago. thanks for the correction.

[eclipse23]

haha I was hoping you'd prove me wrong because I would be very very happy if there's one around here lol. I miss Dunkin Donuts.

[Ramonesfan990]

haha one of the greatest comedians ever

[JimmySand9]

Haaaaaaaat Pockeeeeeeets.

[maninthesea]

Pale Force!

[radfordjoe]

shout out for the atx!

[Isntthisalreadytaken]

Lol, the stache doesn't connect to the beard on his left side.

[ElizabethTrailor]

Dunkin Donuts is awesome!

[ButteryBobGnarly]

hes so funny! both Jim and Jimmy

[comlax22]

Funny man!

[nintendoboy17]

Fun Fact: Jim Gaffigan was also in Flight of the Conchords as Murray's best friend, whom Jemaine hates.

[UphillBattle17]

true this.

if you haven't seen FOTC its genius.

[frank13boyTX]

well put together show

[dlbert2000]

3:14 i thought he was just on a nervous ramble but it was leading up to something funny

jim gaffigan is by far my favorite comedian

[npatler]

mines too... because he can make anything funny... anything O____O

[ffdd567]

hot pockets

[sirgir101]

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