The Apprentice series 5 episode 5 pt3

[TJ347]

The pirate parrot idea is so far superior to "Pantsman" that the entire team that came up with that travesty should be fired immediately. It was absolutely horrid.

[renewd]

The graphic designer intentionally screwed them with that box.

[itsakitten]

"I'm sorry you misinterpreted my body language" - ugh, she is so USELESS

[Cla900]

james is such a sweetie!

gentle giant.

[bigsteve2345]

at 4:23 i think that pants man needs supervision becuase i think that he might actually kill him self xD

[polaroidandroid81]

The graphic designer must have designed that piece of shit box badly on purpose because of the lack of input from the contestants. Idiots!

[psifla]

7:45 Good point about Kate from Yasmina. That may have unconsciously played a part in her edging Kate out for the main prize in the end.

[pomegranateish]

@psifla

You cunt.

[Alexmo555]

I feel like Ringo Starr.

Where did that come from?

[straker2]

Philip's smarter than he appears. Look him up on Wikipedia, he did very nicely out of this show.

[paypointpal]

@straker2 I want to search him on Wikipedia, but i dont know what his surname is.

Help me please.? :-D

[athull08]

@paypointpal Taylor

[paypointpal]

@athull08 Thanks. :-)

[straker2]

@straker2 The Apprentice has a Wikipedia entry with a list of contestants for each season.

[sapphireXsecrets]

If I was a kid I'd really like the pirate parrot.

[kimmymathers]

Why does Phil suddenly think he can sing now as well- he is such an idiot- you can tell his mother spoilt him rotten as a child because he can't cope unless he gets his own way. He is rude and aggressive towards other members of his team and acts like a bully until people give in to him. Lorraine is pretty nutty, but i have a lot of respect for her being able to stand up to Phil without being intimidated. Kim is a really nice person, but she doesn't demonstrate any presence or authority.

[bigsteve2345]

@4.23 looks like pantsmanis gonna be commiting suicide XD

[MrJohnmbugua]

phill is an idiot

[shiverpunt]

The kid's the most professional of the lot. "I've got a nut allergy." I pissed myself.

[lanpingpug]

Geordie Bono.

[athull08]

@lanpingpug He;s not a geordie, he's from Durham.

[ivorbigonee]

@lanpingpug yep and bono's a complete wanker too

[danielmokey]

'i have a nut alergy'... LMAO

[janeeyre1990]

Oh my god, I forgot that in the UK "pants" means "underwear", as opposed to "trousers". Now their cereal idea seems even more insane.

[989lmao]

@janeeyre1990

lol yes 

[Relaxe]

@janeeyre1990 Haha, i thought the same thing

[Interscene]

You know, Justin bieber and all of his kind probably have a voice just like Philip and just about as much talant for singing.

Add in a recording studio, four computers, quarter of a million pounds of software and an expert who knows how all the sliders work and suddenly you've got a great singer with good key and pitch. Watch how when they cut back and forth during the scene at the changes in his voice control and pitch.

[SirPenguin75]

"I hope you're going to buy that"

[marthafarquar]

PANTS FTW! I'm DYING here!!! Kid's face at 6:29 says it all

[TheScandinavianOne]

On a horrible, HORRIBLE sidenote; that superhero actually exists already!

watch?v=JvxDejKfjLY (Start watching at 4:30)

[BigAlzo]

i just hope sas really rip apart the pantman idea

[jackdooley]

"he may think he's bono"....

[vidmaster86]

i bet howard and lorraine were mocked when they went back to work... and also philip you have terrible logic

[frolicwitme]

"He may think he's Bono" I actually agree with that after all Bono's an arsehole to.

[Camelsarse]

He may think he's Bono..............More like Knobend

[decentsomething]

"in soho, estate agent philip is abt to lay down pantsman" ahahahahaha how wrong does that sound

[ANDYKERSHAW1]

wearing underpants

IN PUBLIC

WHY OH WHY OH WHY THEY FILM IT

[TomLewer]

"incidentally the children don't think it's at all funny" lol

[boringnobody]

Marry me Margaret

[emilyxv]

i love that rainforest cafe XD

[wastedjonin]

This Pantsman idea and the entire fucking advert makes me cringe, this is DARE I EVEN SAY IT, EVEN worse than the 2009 Go compare advert with that fucking annoying singer.

[bus140808]

I'm British and I don't hate Americans...what is there to hate?

It's a big country wiv lots of different people so I won't judge someone by their nationality. Ben is from Northern Ireland and he is an arrogant wanker but that doesn't mean the whole of northern Ireland are arrogant unshaven wankers

[bus140808]

A lot of kids have nut allergies hear days. It's because everything is too clean and clinical their immune system cannot handle lots of things.

Thankfully I am a dirty mutha fucker so my kid can eat peanut butter and everyfing

[alcockell]

"What - I've got to actually eat it? I have a nut allergy"...

FAIL!

[amuletts]

James' ideas were as brilliant as Phillip's were terrible.

[opinionanonymous]

I wud love to shag mona, She has such lovely eyes x x x

[bocanutz]

"...sounds American?"

"...insulting everybody."

i guess brits really hate americans.

[njjroberts]

@bocanutz no mate, he refering to how americans can sugar coat and cheese everything and the song was both. but it did the job, short and sharp. bit like the US apprentice and UK apprentice, this is way better to me, american one does my head in

[bocanutz]

@njjroberts

yeah this is much better

[Thisismytrollingface]

@bocanutz A lot of Brits do, but you have to realise that advertising campaigns work better if the voices are from your own country, I bet Americans wouldn't react well to a British advert on tv either and instead become distracted by the voice instead of concentrating on the product.

[challengeyourbeliefs]

Absolutely agree, Psypants!

Kimberley is not as good as she thinks, I really hope she gets a Wake Up call in the board room! The packaging design is mediocre, the pant man is just embarassing, the jingle doesn't even have a melody, etc. etc. etc.

[TheMusicalOfMe]

yeah, she was rubbish on this task but I like her.....the thing is.....

Pants man - Philips idea

Jingle - Phillips idea

Packaging - yeah kimberly's fault

but I blame Philip

[psypants]

hahahaha... loved that close up of "wake up call".. a wake up call for the pants team... :-)

[katsudonshake]

phillip's voice/singing voice is downrite annoying!

[ispaniola]

9:30

Managers are so good in blaming others, even when they're apologizing : "I'm sorry YOU misinterpreted my body language"

What a cunt..

[HigginsJaime]

that professional vocalist was surprisingly bad.

[Chinaboy80]

Margret actually smiled.^^

[athull08]

With the treasure flakes, I don't understand parts of it

Cranberries = rubies

Banana slices = gold coins

Rice crispies = diamonds

But what are the apple pieces and branflakes meant to represent?

[butterbubs2000]

Don't worry, I get that you're kidding.

Awesome!

[athull08]

I was not kidding at all! I was actually asking a question!

[butterbubs2000]

Ok, the realities of Pirate Life:

Bran=Grog

Apple pieces= Scurvy

[athull08]

very interesting, but not very helpful. The point is, each ingredient is supposed to represent treasure.

[verityandstu]

I'm not sure why anyone would give your astute observation the thumbs down!

[butterbubs2000]

It's a mystery, isn't it?

Cheers!

[trix678]

Philip = tosser

[athull08]

that's too kind

[athull08]

WTF?????

"Before you put your pants on and get out of your bed, eat a bowl of wake up call......" etc etc.

So, you have to eat the cereal in bed, naked???!!

[DyllanDebord]

hahahaahahahahahaha! seems like it.

[989lmao]

@athull08

hahaha good point lol

[vidmaster86]

@athull08 my friend that is what's called a hidden snag

[athull08]

@vidmaster86 very badly hidden

[honeymonsterpuvy]

@athull08 hahaha

[kaguyahime1986]

I prefered the first jingle to treasure flakes, the second sounded awful

[vidmaster86]

when they were putting the briefs on over their trousers i thought it was very embarassing

[jeffrags2]

0:08 - o... m... g....

0:55 - It does need to sound more British/Irish -- and they should have used a bass. Good song, though.

"Pirate Flakes" wins so far, and so do these last two tasks. Well done, Sir Allan.

[sanitarium2060]

5:27 "He's certainly got some confidence...i think he may think he's Bono" =))))brilliant

i love kate's team ideas..i really hope they'll win this task.

[YamBrown4]

i been that restaurant n had burger n chips its well guurrd i went wi skool n we all sung appy birfday 2 r teachers lol it were funny

[Myndir]

Kimberley's Jedi mind trick at 3:45 was a bit unnecessary- you've got the job already!

[icelanderson]

She wasn't trying to prove anything - just having a little fun.

[razmataz1000]

Nooral is still quiet and shit, how has survived on the show for 4 weeks!

[ouestlesbonbon]

4.23 is one of the most priceless moments ever (complete with flickering light)

[jeffrags2]

6:12 is even better -- something out of some poor kid's nightmare...

[morishitabrian]

the wake up call box looks terrible

puke green?

[acandterra]

where is mona's accent from? she's better lookin than kate

[sbtech01]

she was a beauty queen... in tanzania....

so prob a tanzanian accent...

i prefer kate but she'd be next an mah to do list... then ben... I hate that guy... He'd hate every moment (of the rape)

[suddy26]

hah! hilarious!

[kouneli3]

'yasmeena ur not at stringfellows'..lol!!!

[ulijoe]

Where's part 4?

[XxnandotorresxX]

you're retarded

[sbtech01]

at the time that was asked it was still uploading....

[ulijoe]

Where the fuck do you get off calling me retarded? Fucking cunt!

[XxnandotorresxX]

sbtech cleared the first one up but the 2nd comment of yours only confirms my thesis.. "where the fuck do you get off calling me retarded"

[ulijoe]

Again I ask, what gave you the right to call me retarded. As you know when I posted my 1st comment, sbtech01 still hadn't uploaded part 4. Then, you come in calling me a retard, for what?

[candofitness]

Dude you're being a retard now just whinging about it .........RETARD

[ulijoe]

You must have a lot of time on your hands DUDE, to interfere in matter that don't even concern you. If you'd bothered to read the whole thread maybe you'd understand what was going on RETARD! And when you do and you still dont get it, then forget about it because it happened over a week ago.

[candofitness]

Stop whinging plllllllssssssssssssssssssss. RETARD

[XxnandotorresxX]

whoa there, dont call candofitness a retard, hes right..! i called you a retard wrongly first time but after that you backed me up with that retarded sentence you wrote, you try really hard to throw in big vocab but doesnt hide your RETARDEDNESS

[sbtech01]

This whole thing makes me giggle liek a little school girl... proceed

[ulijoe]

Are you back at it? You RETARD! The reason why I put you back in your place is because although you realised you were wrong you never apologised. So don't come here telling me what I can and cannot say! You worry about the stupid things you say. Big vocab? Really? You really must be a RETARD! Now, fuck off to the both of you, go get a life!

[sbtech01]

I'm impressed how long this has run.... lol

[ulijoe]

Sorry about this sbtech01 but you wouldn't just let anyone talk to you anyhow either, especially when it's uncalled for.

[sbtech01]

No worries man.

[XxnandotorresxX]

wow suck his cock why don't you

[sbtech01]

LMAO

[ulijoe]

I don't do cocks, but since you do, why don't you sit on a fat one and suck some balls while you're at it. Imbecile!

[jassimalaskary]

thanks so so much for uploading this :D