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  • I'd ride Michael i'm that tall.I'm a girl so don't say ewwwww your gay.

  • People need to understand something. It's comedy, and people like Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Margaret Cho, Eddie Izzard and others, look at people's reactions to media, and history and other things, and turn it around on people. So don't blame the comedians for basically showing how the public react to things. My gosh. It doesn't mean that either of them have an issue with the people or media they use for material. Actually a lot of comedians have material on people they truly RESPECT..-sigh-

  • man, these people need to learn to have a sense of humor goddammit.

  • fuck u robin fucker

  • I laughed at, "You must be this tall to ride Michael" hahahaha. But the rest just wasn't funny to me. I'm a fan of Michael but it's just comedy, when did laughter begin to hurt people?

  • @pcferret idk i like dave chappelle mre than robin richard or eddie for me itd haf to be dave and chris tucker

  • David chapelle sooo much better look up the video

  • This was before he died when nobody liked him

  • @TangerineWizard123 ppl stilll liked him before he died.

  • WTF THIS AINT FUNNY!!!!!!!SO RUDE!

  • This is disgraceful i don'y care if it's comedy or stand up but he started talking about the accusations and Michael hated people who brought them up or even joked about it Robin is funny but sometimes he can go to overboard

  • @NaturalXSuper to quote you re accusations.... "and Michael hated people who brought them up or even joked about it" Well he would wouldn't he!

  • Wow, this isn't funny compared to Eddie (and it isn't because he's making fun of MJ lol) or anything for that matter. Jeez, I'm a MJ fan (of course) and I come up with better jokes on one of my bad days (no MJ reference intended lol). Well, Robin....at least you did Aladdin and whatever else you did that still relevant lmao.

  • "You must be this high to ride Michael" Funniest joke I've heard about MJ

  • can we get somemore water bottles up there lol

  • Kinda offenceive to fans

  • @Fredbieber123 Nope sorry can't agree with that. It's only offensive to those who don't realise that this was done years ago, and who need to grow thicker skins if they think that their idols are immune to satire, comment other ridicule, and lets face it MJ did leave himself WAY open to a whole raft of that!

  • @Fredbieber123 no its hysterically funny you dumb fuck aaaaaaaahahahahahaahahahahaaaa

  • As you say, each to his own. In my opinion, Richard (RIP) Eddie and Robin are all Bugatti Veyron's of comedy. These guys are at the very top of their field. It's on the edge...even though Richard passed in 2005 I would guess that Robin and Eddie will bow their heads and say that he would have ripped the piss out of MJ.... That's what comics do.. The 3 we are talking about really are the best in the world! (+carlin{also RIP}) So don't think of it as an attack on the plastic one, just comedy!

  • You know, after watching Eddie Murphy and Richard Pryor, this shit is not funny!!!

  • @JeremyTheGreat11 then sir, you know nothing about funny. If you think this is offensive, you are either a diehard MJ fan, or you have not watched Eddie or Richard at there best.....Eddie even insisted that the original tapes for RAW were destroyed because it was so offensive! and you think this watered down stuff aint funny? yep, i'm going with "limp MJ fan!!!!"

  • @pcferret Never said it was offensive. It's funny, i was just watching TWO of eddie's standup about MJ. I have no problem w/ the jokes cuz that's what comedy is about, but this dude just ain't funny. Richard and Eddie were funny as hell! Especially when eddie did the white person voice. I'm a MJ fan, but i do have a sense of humor to laugh at some things he did. lol. who doesn't. But i guess to each his own. this is like going from a rolls royce, to a hyundai. #Damn.

  • @JeremyTheGreat11 You have me 100% on that, Eddie's White man voice is so funny it's almost criminal...

  • @pcferret  AMEN

  • not nice....lost some major respect for him in the one minute...

  • @WoahWoahWoahChika Oh well, never mind eh!

  • Doing blow again ,Robin??,hehe

  • This aint even funny...

  • Fuck off Robin...

  • @KingofworldMJ are u really angry its a joke dude calm down Robin Williams is hilarious

  • fuck you robin

  • Please shut the fuck up about his MJ jokes

    rumours are well used in comedy

    this isnt a discussion about his guilt you should go buy a sense of humour

  • Yea....Williams had a SAD day here. Show's that he will sale out anyone.

  • How s this video funny when he's attacking Michael for something Michael didn't even do. Michael was found NOT guilty. Not only that but there is a recording for blackmail from the father from one of the boys, the other boy admitted to his friends that Michael never touched him and the FBI came out with a report stating that in all their times investigating Michael they found not one piece of evidence against him. So do explain how this is funny or is that just showing your lack of intelligence?

  • @rachelknight666

    Exactly. I'm sorry I love Robin but this was low, go get some better material. Jeez, Eddie did a much better job (and I didn't really find it offensive). This was kind of pitiful, even for Robin (lol...but not at the joke).

  • robin loves his water

  • When you create a myth around yourself and become the most famous person in the world. you got a big bulls eye on your back. just because everyone knows you it dont me they all love you and have to kiss your ass.

  • I actually find it kind of sad that Rob relied on MJ to get comedy. I only have seen teenagers do that until I stumbled across this.

  • So Funny!!

  • This is what comedians do they make fun of people, and tv shows make fun of people too. Who watch Family Guy? They are making fun of people all the time, inculding Michael Jackson. I like Michael Jackson, he a great singer, but this is funny.

  • "you must be this high to ride Michael''.....now that's just wrong...LOL

  • Robin Williams used to be my second favorite celebrity. Not anymore. If he needs to stoop to this level of "jokes" I have no time for him anymore

  • @rachelknight666

    Agreed. I love both Robin and Michael but that was low even for Robin.

  • A few years ago Michael Jackson was a pedophile, now he's a fucking saint. He already makes great ingredients for a priest now doesn't he?

  • @ThomasPercy99 That is a matter of opinion, and your opinion is more than welcome here. I would disagree that Robin isn't funny, but will agree that Chris Rock, and Tucker are FUNNY......but not exactly funnier!

  • @ThomasPercy99 Both are funny but there arent too many people funnier then Robin Williams

  • @couzinric999 Eddie Murphy is funnier....

  • @ThomasPercy99 Eddie Murphy might be the funniest man on the planet and I believe that Paul Mooney, Redd Foxx, George Collins, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, and Martin Lawrencemay all be funnier then Robin Williams but he is on their level.

  • @couzinric999 Robin Williams is funny, but I think the issue that people are comparing is his delivery. He has a very eccentric personality which I think people find annoying when they don't find him funny, which I blame on his old drug addiction. He is a very talented actor though.

  • @ThomasPercy99 i agree :)

  • Loving the Michael Jackson fanboys/girls getting all defensive and attacking Robin Williams! Robin Williams = LEGEND!

  • @MrRascasseman this came out in 2002, so ya been 9 years

  • This bitch should get the crap beat out of him..... I'm gonna email this video to Chris Tucker

  • It's a shame Robin William's talent is being wasted on these jokes.

  • @MJJFanVideos I know, I agree

  • god robin williams is painfully unfunny. He's almost EXACTLY as about as funny as they portray him on Family Guy.

  • obviously the lawyers at hbo are going....FUCKK

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  • Most of Michael's current fans made fun of him for being a pedophile before his death.

  • why are all the comments paragraphs? o_0 its comedy, can be explained with LOL

  • @CrazyViper2783 yeah i know what you mean, let me try, LOL ok cool i feel like expressing myself more. ROFL! omg i did it :)

  • Well, If you are looking for weird behaviours, well done sunshine, you would seem to have hit the masterload with youtube.I think you will find there are a lot of people (myself included) who play with this, not only with my/our own channels, but commenting on others. Good luck, and best wishes with your research, I'd be interested in hearing your results or findings.

    Paul :0)

  • Robbin Williams has burned George W Bush and a hundred other government officials, musical artists, actors, and religious leaders... So, all these thumb downs have occurred after michael's death... not before. After the king of pop died, everyone became too fucken sensitive about anything that's related to him.

  • this is very funny, I love when they make fun of piece of trash like Michael. they should have put him in a dumpster when he died! he was already half rotten when he was alive. the other half was synthetic.

  • @Mackenziestreeter094 you are blocked from this channel, air your opinions by all means, but racist comments will NOT be tolerated.

  • @Mackenziestreeter094

    You are a racist ignorant piece of shit fuck you your right he did but you don't need to play the race card asshole

  • Comedy is comedy but when they joke about MJ most of the jokes are in fact lies

  • 'Honey - you gotta pick a race first!' LMFAO

  • People make fun of MJ BECAUSE .............. He "IS" not was the most talented individual to grace this planet. MJ HAS MORE TALENT IN HIS

    FINGERNAIL THAN ROBIN WILLIAMS!

  • i do believe Michael Gayson was a child milester. i believe it 100%!! i am so totally glad he is dead and in hell where he belongs!!! MJ was never even all that talented! i say he was a music loving child milesting prick who got what he deserved! DO NOT R.I.P MICHAEL GAYSON! DO NOT! (hey i am entitled to my opinion so Michael Gayson lovers can piss off and not respond to me!)

  • @MackenzieStreeter094 fuck outta here he would never harm a child

  • @nekea101 yeah he is! there are way more MJ haters then MJ fans! and i am pretty sure half of the haters believe (including me) believe he was a child milester! and i am pretty sure the same half would also agree with me that he is in Hell were he belongs! oh and by the way, WHAT PART OF MICHAEL GAYSON LOVERS CAN JUST FUCK OFF AND NOT RESPOND TO ME, DID U NOT UNDERSTAND U RETARD?!

  • @MackenzieStreeter094 Um i do wat I want with that said there arent more haters than fans people all over the world love him and if you had any sense you would too You are dumb to even think that he sexually abused kids because if you would listen to the facts you could tell that they were lying trying to get money. I have a question for you: If your child was sexually abused would you take a cash settlement or would you want the person responsible hanging in a tree by their balls?

  • @nekea101 shut the fuck up u skank! u have no right to do whatever the fuck u want over the internet! but out of my opinions and worry about your fucking skanky ass self! i want u hanging from a tree by YOUR balls and i want u to get shot to death!!! so piss, off fuck yourself and suck your slutty momma's dick, ya fucking pussy!

  • @MackenzieStreeter094 um first of all i wasnt even disrespectful to you so you have no right to tell me what to do OR open your ignorant ass mouth to say something about my mother so calm that dumb ass shit down anyway im not gonna be ignorant like you so im done with this convo have a nice life :)

  • @MackenzieStreeter094 u have no idea how many people ur pissing off right now, asshole. no1 gives a shit about ur "opinions". as far as im concerned, opinions are like assholes, its just sum of them arent worth a shit. and dont u have a rally to get to u fuckin racist cockmongler? do the world a favor and dissappear? thnx much n go fuck urself

  • @MackenzieStreeter094 fuck u dude i agree that micheal jackson wuznt thu best singer but he had a family and children and he provided millions uv people entertainment 4 years. i can understand that thats ur opinion but u dont have 2 brodcast it 2 thu world u dumb prick.

  • "you must be this tall to ride michael"

    that was the funniest mj joke I have ever heard.

  • @tehrulez i totally agree with u. that was the best mj joke ever! i found this entire video funny! i hate MJ im one of his oh you could say hatred fans. never like him never will. u could say that i am thrilled he is no longer on the face of this earth! my opinion.

  • @MackenzieStreeter094 I am a deeep mj fan inside but I hate him on the outside because I was inspired to dance because of him but he has great talent but abused his monet in a wrong way.

  • Yeah, i don't think Michael ever gave a shit about what comdedians said about him...Really...lol

  • then at the very end he calms us with his mork mode of moral wisdom

  • 'honey, you gotta pick a race first...!'

  • The Michael Jackson bit is effing hilarious!

  • LOL Robin Williams you are fool  now that was funny

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  • It's so cliched that it isn't even funny anymore. A bit of creativity wouldn't go a miss!!!

  • @Oilcurls It was creative when it was performed........I'm guessing that you subscribe to the idea that watching a movie several times would diminish it's creativity with each watching? I'm also guessing you are an MJ fan? if so, sorry, reality check!!! The kiddy fiddler is dead! fucking deal with it!

  • @pcferret It never WAS creative...

    ...I think people like you just provoke to get a reaction. It makes you feel special. The reality is, nobody knows if Michael was a "kiddy fiddler" as you so elegantly put it. So you can come up with all the hypotheses you want.

    Oh, and you'll be dead one day too, so don't get too cocky :)

  • @Oilcurls Not feeling special at all, but it has illustrated a point! I "Provoked"...you reacted!

    And I know I'll be dead one day, I wasn't labouring under the misapprehension of immortality or anything! And when I'm there I don't really think I'll be in a position to give a shit about it...

    And you really are a big MJ fan...aren't you??......go on! let me know!!...bet you have posters on the walls??? secret sequinned glove hidden at the back of a drawer somewhere....!!!

  • @Oilcurls Actually, I may have mis-interpreted part of your message "Oh, and you'll be dead one day too, so don't get too cocky :)"....does this imply that greater or lesser degrees of 'cocky-ness' can influence the certainty, speed, reality or depth of one's 'dead-ness' when the big one bites? If I'm less cocky now, will that mean I'm less dead then? or if I'm really cocky, will that mean I'm totally fucked as opposed to just plain dead? I can see the dilemma!

  • @pcferret y do u upload a video and respond/argue with like a bunch of people. If you get offended so easily why do you not just ignore them, disable comments or not upload copyrighted material?

    Is it for the drama?

  • @SRNF I don't get offended, I just love to throw shit into the mix and watch what comes back, it's great fun, try it some time! Oh, and before getting so high and mighty over 'copyrighted' material, do some research and look up 'fair use', when copyrighted material is used in the discourse of a critique or commentary upon the subject matter within. Or don't bother, either way I really don't give a shit.! It's all just a silly game, try not to take it too seriously!

  • @pcferret my issue wasnt with the copyright material. It was that its not your own work, yet you upload a portion and defend anyone who defects from you beliefs. Do what you want, wrong or right. I just find it very interesting that you would go to such lengths for no real purpose.

  • @SRNF Hmm, my point illustrated I think.! There are no great lengths that have been gone too! Youtube isn't rocket science....Interestingly, you are entering into debate that actually, as you correctly observe serves 'no real purpose' (apart from they can being amusing on different levels) It's not about defending beliefs, it's about seeing how people react to their opinions being criticised (I can see how it looks like that though as a stance often has to be the anchor to a thread)

  • @pcferret asking and debating are two different things. I am a psychology student, people I find with weird behaviors tend to give me a trigger to ask whats going on.

    Thanks! :)

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  • @tranetheking1 Not sure you meant it to come across as it does (guessing English isn't your first language, and I say that with absolute respect, in no way meaning to insult) But please, look shit up before posting!!!

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  • I don't care if MJ did jerk off thinking about little boys. The fact is that he never hurt children. He donated millions to childrens charities.

  • Mj said him/herself that he/she settled out of court cuz he/she was "tired of all the nonsense". People who are innocent don't pay 7 figures out of court cuz they are tired of nonsense...

  • @kbizzleable You got my vote. Good point, very well put. Regards, Paul.

  • @kbizzleable You got my vote!

  • I bet if mj wasnt dead u guys wouldnt be on his side

  • omg people, this is stand up comedy. grow up or better yet don't watch it...

  • Fuck you Robin...

  • @digvijaynscp Oh Hello, and thank you for your constructive input...! How about FUCK you toooo? Ah it's been a while!

  • @pcferret : also it's been a while MJ fans fucked you... Will u count it?????

  • @digvijaynscp I wouldn't let an MJ fan fuck me even with your puny pecker!!! What exactly am I supposed to be counting?

  • @pcferret Get over it. He died, he was great, he was talented, now he is gone. He isn't your mother, he isn't your brother. He was just another great person who passed away and there is no reason to feel bad about that; its the natural cycle of life. If you think he deserves that much love from you, someone he didn't know, then everyone who died deserved the same.

  • @blackraven3600 Not sure exactly who you are intending to reply to, but I personally really don't give a fuck about MJ.....or where you being sarcastic?....if so, I'm guessing you might have some American in you, as our American friends don't really do sarcasm (well at least)

  • @pcferret sorry about that, it a response to omer008. Second of all, I live in the United States (there is no such nation called "America"), so I have no idea where the comment springs from.

  • @blackraven3600 On the first point, No problem, easily done. On the second point.....You live in 'The United States...... of America'.....also known (internationally) as either 'the US' 'The USA', 'America' or a variety of other combinations. As regards my point on sarcasm.....I think your reply has illustrated the point with far greater effect than I could have ever hoped for! Pick up a dictionary once in a while.... might be a good end to this short note. Kindest regards, Paul.

  • @pcferret America is a continent (2 in fact, south and north america). Yes, it is the United States of America, but just calling the United States "America" is politically incorrect. What effect, sarcasm? I;m not being sarcastic and if you are... you suck at it. Does talking to me like this make your balls grow bigger? You sound like your 12 years old and if your not... well that is just sad.

  • @blackraven3600 Oh dear, I'm guessing you have been held back a year or 2.......never mind eh?

  • @pcferret lol are you canadian or british?

  • @digvijaynscp That was an intelligent point, and so well put I thought!

  • @digvijaynscp ya..... i see your well thought out argument there buddy.....

  • fuck Robin williams.

  • @omer008 Not my type! He could fuck you though, from what I Hear!!! Bend over Bitch!!!

  • People...stop getting so damn offensive. The man is dead and plus...THIS IS A COMEDY STAND UP! People get so worked up anymore by the littlest shit. Grow up please.

  • I think Robin williams is gay and crazy as shit look at all his interviews hes way more wackier than micheal is and hes doing the Micheal jackson impression just so he can grab his old lil crutch old pedi

  • fuck robin williams i didn't think he would sink this low fuck his bitchass burn in hell

  • Wow who are the faggots that have thumbed this down? Its hilarious.

  • "Odviuosly, the lawyers at HOB are going "FUCK!!!"

  • undone zipper? lol :L

  • ...how many bottles of water does he need..really

  • @spxeli It's your right to find it funny. But this is what pisses me off. Would you like it if the whole world bashed you? For things you are ashamed of and can't control such as vitiligo? I'm sure you wouldn't. And while Michael may be gone, his children and loved ones aren't. They aren't allowed on the Internet now to stop them seeing this shit. But they can't be protected forever. If they saw this they'd be crushed. People who find this so funny are the ones who need to grow up if you ask me

  • @skullforfighters20 No you didn't answer the question. Not correctly anyway. HE didn't pay. His insurance company DID. He was actually kinda pissed that it ended like that. He was ready to fight the allegations. He'd gotten a legal team and testimonials lined up to go to court. So he was prepared. Please know what you are talking about, and quote reliable sources, not freakin wikipedia.

  • I hope Robin didnt watch this again.

    he'd feel sooo baddd

  • omg i almost swallowed my tongue, that was freakin hilarious!

  • robin williams your my hero!!!!!!! thats hilarious!

  • wooooow, that was a pretty low blow. -.- robin willams isnt even funny.

  • I get why they take the piss out of him - it's comedy. But I wish they'd just lay off a little. I bet he doesn't mean half of what he's saying anyway, he just says it coz people find it funny. I do in a way but I'm a fan and I think those allegations are false. I feel sorry for Michael though :(

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  • @spxeli Jackson had all the classic profiles a child molester and all the money to pay off parents when he got caught which he did. He was a huge talent but don't let your fan worship blind you from the truth.

  • @BigStev44 Nothing is fact. It's only your opinion. Nobody knows what Michael Jackson did or didn't do. What we do know is that his people told him to settle and he did. We also know that he was found not guilty back in 2005. He was a strange guy but lets just leave it at that. For me personally, I like to side on the half of not knowing and not really caring. I'm not as big of a fan as I was when I posted that comment.

  • @spxeli of course he wasnt a molester, i mean all innocent people pey $20m in out of court settlements. Moron.

  • @SCOTTYDOG91 and you felt the need to come on here and insult me for no reason? I'm not even a fan of Michael Jackson anymore. You internet tough guys are the best.

  • @spxeli i was insulting youre extremely backward common sense

  • @SCOTTYDOG91 work on your grammar before you try insulting someone, bud. 

  • @spxeli firstly insulting grammar is the move of someone who knows theyre beaten, and if youre going to sit on your high grammar pedestal at least start your sentence with a capital letter.

  • @SCOTTYDOG91 How exactly have I been beaten? You started this argument for no reason and if you haven't noticed I deleted my comment because I'm so sick of ignorant morons like yourself replying and insulting me for my opinion. Like I said, I don't care about Jackson, obviously you feel very strongly about this. I'm sure there are so forums you can join with people who share your hatred.

  • @spxeli well resorting to insulting my grammar? i mean seriously. "morons" like us probably insult your opinion because your logic is "im a fan therefore he cant be guilty".

  • @SCOTTYDOG91 i said i didn't think he was guilty. let me ask you, why did you reply to my comment to try and pick on me? this is the internet and i don't know you. right off the bat you called me a moron for having an opinion. is that how you treat people?

  • @spxeli not to pick on you at all, i suppose moron was uncalled for so im sorry for that, it just seemed your logic was severely unjustified

  • @SCOTTYDOG91 thank you! for me Michael Jackson was just... messed up. i stopped supporting him a while back.

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  • Its So Many Thumbs Down Because the jokes were fuckin horrible 

  • i dont care if jackson is dead. ill still watch this vid with joy

  • Michael didn't become more of an icon when he died, he already was one, and people have always made fun of him. It's, you know, comedy?

  • DAM! I likes Robin Williams until i saw this!

  • Michael Jackson died, and now he's a national goddamn treasure? I'm sick of it. Thriller was an excellent album, Off The Wall was good, Bad was okay, Everything else he did was marginal at best. And now that he's dead, we're not allowed to say that he was a bizarre fucking dude?

    He was. He made Thriller, but he hung out with kids almost exclusively, lived at an amusement park, took a monkey to the grammys, and had surgeries to the point that his nose fell off. It's not wrong to call him weird.

  • hahaha robin williams a tweak tho lol

  • Very Stupid

  • @astrophelITDeath. I no. Robins doin his job. Ive seen more swipes at micheal than george bush.

  • I gave comment 1,001

  • That wasn't funny...

  • F... robin W.

    Such a has-been. MJ is the king

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  • @mtf1253 Are you retarded ? It doesn't matter that he is the King of Pop it's still is funny to make fun of him. This was before he died too, plus people are already making fun of him since his death. Southpark made fun of a bunch of celebrities deaths. Are you that ignorant, that you think your protecting him by calling Robin Williams a has been for being a comic.

  • @mtf1253

    I guess MJ is a has been 2.

  • This isn't funny..

  • LMAO " in neverland u must be this high to ride Michael" ahhh so funny. U mj fans need to lighten up!!

  • I may be out of line here looking at the commentary, but I thought it was a bloody funny snippet irrespective of the subject matter.

    Are us Kiwis the only ones who take humour as just that???

  • That's not even funny.. It's not even the Michael Jackson jokes(although they were ignorant), Robin Williams just isn't funny.. He's not Richard Pryor, he's not George Carlin, he's just some old ass idiot.

  • not funny

  • Whenever the War in Iraq was going badly, PNAC and the Media lied and accused Michael Jackson of molesting children, in order to get America's focus away from the False War in Iraq and the False War on Terrorism and all the Other Crimes being committed by Neocon Politicians and Business Crooks.

  • i don't understand how this simple clip made to make people laugh turned into a ridiculous debate about MJ molesting little boys whether he did or he didn't this clip was not put on youtube to cause 1 to many arguments about it so just stop arguing about it and enjoy the clip cause no matter how much you hate it or argue about it michael is still dead he was still convicted and there are still people in the world who believe he is guilty and people that don't so leave it alone and enjoy the clip

  • Whenever the War in Iraq was going badly, PNAC and the Media lied and accused Michael Jackson of molesting children, in order to get America's focus away from the False War in Iraq and the False on War on Terrorism.

  • @halcyon0830 Oh yes! wondered when the first global anti 'something other than logic' conspiracy nut job would turn up! 10/10 you take that prize! Well done! What next? Toyota started the rumor mill running in order to stop their bad publicity better than their brakes stop a prius?.......Get real!!!!

  • @pcferret I think for u conspiracy is totally fiction and it probably doesnt even exist in your world - well then i gotta tell u that u are probably living with your eyes closed and u need to wake up and stop thinking what he media wants u to think.