Swearing Parrot

[UpwardsFallings]

STOP LAUGHING. We want to hear it!

[MEMYSELFnFAM]

that's one happy parrot :D

[Sniffmyelbowdude]

This bird should have it's own TV show

[Sniffmyelbowdude]

Cryin laughin

[JayPivot]

I made a video about a dude getting really upset at pizza if anyone's interested

[SophisticatedLunatic]

I just love it when the man speaks French, the parrot's only comment is:

"......Twat"

[golden23a]

@SophisticatedLunatic Wahahah i love it!!!!!!

[DJSCRATCHMASTERJ1]

the 30 sec mrk is the best

[BlackRose85789]

:O omg that naughty bird,spank time or ge the soap though i cant say this is fucking awsome and also damn right funny XD

[HOTTYSANDY123]

wow thts so fucking awesome

[XgamersXX22211]

i laughd sooooooooooo hard

[Jasper8372]

.......TWAT lololololol

[Blazer19742002]

"f*ck off you twat" BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Mattisnotavailabable]

You can say other things thank swearing "fuck off you twat" lmao xD

[TheDemoniusX]

Shut up,fucka....fuck off then. I WANT that parrot to speak to my MIL like that for me! :D

[MsPielol]

lmao that bird sounds weird xD

[vikki2525]

I'm sorry but this bird need to learn some manners XD



[kbheaton]

This behavior can make the bird difficult to place if it ever must be rehomed. I don't understand why anyone would set up a long-lived pet for future failure by teaching it cuss words. IMO, it's cruel and irresponsible.

[globogs]

@kbheaton

Idiot.

[toddfuknturner]

lmaaaooo this is awsome

[MsMintymoo]

hahaha the guy laughing cracks me up hahaha lmao

[Arunp47]

The last bit was great. Guy: You can say other things other than swear words. Parrot:fuck off you Twat! ROFL

[rach73735]

lol well funny lol :@)

[animensane1995]

I would go homeless for that parrot

[dracaula19vampy]

why did you put a swearing parrot on youtube???

[DWNmetalman777]

@dracaula19vampy Why NOT?!

[globogs]

@dracaula19vampy

why did you register on youtube???

[globogs]

@dracaula19vampy

why did you register on youtube???

[geoffmetal78]

Fuckin funny as, hahahaha!

[LateTrain27]

I don't know what makes me laugh harder, the parrot swearing or the camera guy laughing.

[angloscot42]

Brilliant, my friend. I'm a confirmed Anglican and only the Bishop gets away with that kind of fluent parable. We've all had a dirty bird, probably including the Bishop, but yours takes the effing biscuit.

[albertfly1]

Your bird is priceless :)

[DrTran312]

Damn, I feel bad for the bird not knowing what it's saying.

[minsterl123]

Common you can say more things that swearing and specking french.. Fuck off you twat! ROTLFFF!

[chonny267]

i think that is stupid,it isnt even funny u obvs tought it

[Philsaccountable]

@chonny267

nothing gets passed you does it?

[OfficialJMars]

@chonny267 great observations. you are the smartest person i've ever met.

[crazy9catears]

That Is so funny.

[123wolfquest]

slut! he said slut!!!!!

[bustertillymonty]

Ridiculously funny!!!! Love it

[maryammakbul]

sounds like the man videoing is getting raped

[JennytheYugioh5dsfan]

*Owner talks*

Parrot: 'Shut up you slut!'

[Legenden81]

@JennytheYugioh5dsfan twat, not slut..

[JennytheYugioh5dsfan]

@Legenden81

Oh, I've must have heard it wrong...

Thanks for correcting me ^^

[myfirstheartbreak]

Is it the parrot laughing? XD

[lenchmobbof1]

this is sooo sweet the man and his bird are a perfect pair!

[yummycupcake443]

...twat...

[yummycupcake443]

:D

[staggus]

this parrot shud do stand up :D

[dictaitor]

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!!

[legavice]

0:17 Parrots evil laught xD

[transformer2331]

HAHA F*ck off, you twat!

[yummycupcake443]

I want this bird

[Lolzagirl]

Your laugh is so contagous!

[MrBigmassa]

Fantastic

[jonathansymes2]

hahaha

[xxLinzeyandBobbyxx]

the owner was larfin all the way through

[tessarolly]

I almost pee my pants every time i watch this vid.

[lell010]

I had tears!

[ace9846]

FAKE

[queenofgaming2321]

not real

[Zintack]

"Come on, you can say other things as well from swear words, stop cursing and speaking French"

"Fuck off, you twat"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ILYKEEGAN]

i want one.

[moley782]

lol,i'd hate to be the delivery guy that turns up to your house when ur not there."ding-dong...FUCK-OFF" PMPL

[SnappyPenguins]

Oh, god, that's too funny! XD

[hermionegranger766]

fuck off you twat! XD

where can you get a bird like this? i want one!

[mally2000]

@hermionegranger766 its an african grey. prob with them is they live for a VERY long time

[XxDressagex]

He sounds like a very posh English gentleman, but swearing...

[tomownzuftw]

lol when you tell it not to swear it says fuck off you twat =D

[ljkchickenful]

"fuck off you twit."

i wanna bird like this XD

[nathughes3]

LMAO!! I want a talking parrot can you still get them...

[TastyTortilla]

did he say twat? lol

[brittneybitch99]

hahahahahaha))) He is the man!!! That sounds like my normal vocabulary!..hahaha))) Love it!!

[AnaruXII]

well if he listens to french,he starts speaking french!

[JohannaEMcCleer]

I swear he says "butt ox"

[avramova1]

@JohannaEMcCleer

he says bollocks



[divinemoon16]

poor bird... doesnt even kno what hes saying...

[noobrider100]

I normally say the same thing when French people try to talk to me.

[Dalamen]

Why would you teach your bird these words.... Once they pick them up, they will say them forever....  Real classy. Apparently over 4,000 people here are amused by immature fart jokes and less than 100 are more intelligent. Show's you the mentality of most of society..

[pedarikarhu]

@Dalamen Y U SO SERIOUS?

[steerclear036]

@Dalamen I don't hear any fart jokes??

[XxDressagex]

@Dalamen Y u no laugh at funny Parrot? 

[QMPhilosophe]

Sounds a lot like my ex-wife.

[vampychic1]

i wonder if i could get my parakeet to do that..........

[omgwtfbbqgtfo]

lmao this is the greatest thing ever

[orgasmoman69]

@davidguettatonz How the hell is it fake? ur off ur head

[sorryunlucky]

He's had that parrot in the room while he was on Black Ops!

[cro508]

fuck off you twat! hahahahha

[TheDarkWielder88]

I totally lost it when I heard the parrot swear xD

[travisshields20]

boy this bird is funny i want a parrot

[LisaChuUK]

'twat'

PRICELESS

[alexandermadden1987]

I used to try to make my Grandparents parrot to swear when I was a kid but it's so funny when the parrot says "Fuck off you ya twat!

[westy636R]

The Chuck Norris of the avian world.

[luckstergal]

It's Gordon Ramsay's bird!

[MatsEP]

dat french laughter

[pivotstkmaster]

shut up fucker :p lol

[85szabolcs]

"Oi! Polly wants a fokkin' cracker ya fokkin' twat!"

[sudz132]

there used to be a link on here to watch more of ruby...but i cant see/find it...can u put it back up or point me in the right direction? please :) i love ru! <3

[QlllllllO]

"shut the fuck up"???? OMG Highlarious!

[MegaRipVanWinkle]

awww ruby is soooo cute. Nick and Ruby forever they are the best entertainment on Youtube. Nick has made me laugh for years and Little Ruby is soo big and even more mouthy now. I love her and Nick. <3

[IzwoldChannel]

I still can't stop watching this and can hardly type this from crying tears of laughter, this is the best thing since sliced bread:-)))))

[IzwoldChannel]

Loved this it's on my facebook now, I can't stop watching this, great :-))))))

[96FuckYeah]

Total silence.....  "Twat! ... hahahahaha"

[WilliamBernardFine]

"fuck off you twat" XD

[MrsCloFlo]

*Amazing laugh* ''Ohhh dear... you're shocking.''

[hooversom]

you guys are PIC's dinamic duo man cant stop laughing xD

[MrJACKmc0FFerty]

"Shut up you twat."LOL



[AustralianGaming101]

hahahahaaaa i love how it has a brrritish accent too hahahahaha

[ArdereWolf]

pmsl at the end XD

[ambientdweller]

Ive watched this so many times, it has to be one of the funniest clips on Youtube. PRICELESS.

[tenchu006]

Lol at the end

[witchvideofly]

This parrot is the coolest bird ever. i hope children run away screaming from the swearing.

[wyverngirl69]

LMAO! "Fuck off you twat." That was the best part.

[BurialWarlock]

I like how it even has what sounds like a cockney accent

[AgrivatedTurtle]

That bird even looks like an asshole

[miffoiskogen]

@AgrivatedTurtle It's possible to see so much of it in the dark..

[TheTurkBrah]

@AgrivatedTurtle ur mums an asshole u pigfuker bitch little faggot bitch like ur bitch mother :) cocksmoker

[HojoMustDie]

his laughing is contagious XDDD

[ItalianPluseStudios]

Did that bad ass parrot come from Adolf Hitler ASS! HOLY SHIT

[Xeonryu]

i hate it when people use hate comments of justin bieber to get attention when all it does is nothing. its not funny and its honestly stupid because you cant come up with your own shit to say. as for the vid mohib you have an awesome bird and i couldnt stop laughing for almost 10 min. its so wrong but it sound so right lol.

[Scullnblades]

It Justin Bieber had a parrot, it would be saying "I'm Gay" all day long.

[jamietownsend1990]

Cunt rag

[pspjerry]

The end is best

''Fuck off you twat'' :D

[noodles70]

Quality PMSL

[acehole7]

I love how they micmic the accent

[oliewy]

Can anyone tell me where I can find the one that was on RWJ lately.

[wrahvin]

why would anyone think or say that the bird is speaking french? the man is clearly the one speaking, he was trying to get the bird to imitate him, after all that is all the bird is doing, the title of the clip clearly states what will be shown,so i am not sure why there is conversation about if the bird or the man is speaking french

[busterbrown17]

@wrahvin SHUT THE FUCK UP U PUSSY DICK U MUST BE HAPPY FOR SAYING SUCH BAD THINGS AT THAT GUY U R A DOUCHBAG SUCK THAT UP YOUR RAGING ASS FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U GAY LESBIAN

[wrahvin]

@busterbrown17 i have a very strange feeling that you may be trying to say something but all i see is TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL

[wrahvin]

@busterbrown17 wow thanks for those messages in my in box, i had to use the troll to english dictionary to figure out what it is you were trying to say, i am sorry about your small penis and/or the abuse in your home, i am flattered that i am so awesome that you felt the need to not only reply to what i had to say here but then send me a message to my inbox, flattering indeed , but i did go ahead and block you, that way you can say all those things here for everyone to enjoy CHEERS MATE!!

[jardidge]

I swear at the french too

[sinisterchapel]

Heh, always makes me smile.

What does the parrot say at 00:54 and 00:56?

[idonotwastenames]

@sinisterchapel sounds like "cunt rag"

[wrahvin]

@idonotwastenames hehehe i think your correct

[idonotwastenames]

@sinisterchapel and 0:56 "you fucka"

[rodeschild]

@idonotwastenames Thought he said "bugger"

[MetalStormProject]

I find the laughing better than the parrot :P

[huskerbabe143]

YES!!!! This parrot is my hero. If only I could put this on repeat for my parrot!! :D

[TheMaddieWest]

the guys laugh is soooo funny

[TheDavidcuthill]

how much for the bird????????????????

[X3n0nFr33k]

@TheDavidcuthill hope ur not serious

[XxDeathsEmbraceXx]

The reason why I believe the man/owner is the one speaking French, and not the bird, is because while the French is being spoken.. neither the bird's beak nor throat is moving.

[XxDeathsEmbraceXx]

I don't think the bird is speaking French at all, I believe it is the guy/owner that speaks French in the beginning. And he just wants to make it seem like the bird is speaking French, to add to it. However, I believe the bird IS actually saying all those curse words! Haha.. and this is what he says: " Twat. Shut the f... cunt. Bollocks. Shut the ...fucker. Fuck off. Twat. Fucking cunt rag. Fucker. Fuck off you twat. "

[mysticblade100]

-Stop Cursing and speaking French

-Fuck Off You Twat

So Funny LOL

[purepwnage444]

I cant tell if the owner is laughing or crying

[MegaMcc10]

parrot:twat :guy:hehehehehe parrot:stfu (lol XD)

[idonotwastenames]

bonjour (fuck) bonjour

[JarrodDrover123]

ultimate gag would be to teach it to swear then give it to sum 1

[tacosauce1234567]

you better shut the fuck up...



[TMStopmotion]

aparrot with an accent=dope

[LuwBren]

It seems to have its owners voice :D The best part of it is that its so unintentionally funny.

[cfcefa09]

that is really awesome.

[OpaqueDragon4]

"Cummon you can say other thing apart from swearing"

"Fuck off"

LOL XD

[TheLockheedlightning]

The parrots right "fuck of you twat" who ever filmed it with your creepy laugh

[busterbrown17]

That parrot cant copet with martie martie cussis up a storm

[hallster101]

FAKE

[eshboo13]

damn he stop laughing sooo i can laugh!!!!!!

cant bearly hear the damn parrot

[mooollyb]

i can't stop laughing at the way he says 'twat'

[busterbrown17]

Yes we did come on dud u can stop geeking and craking up when the bird starts cursing and speaking franch u goof ball

[MrMetalman2011]

Nope, I am mistaken...

[busterbrown17]

Wear did the bird lean to cuss like a salior

[TheXeeman]

Your laughing gets me

[1941HotRodWillys]

"bollocks" rofl

cool bird but imagine if grandma comes to visit and says who's a pretty boy? "fuck off you twat"

[PonyHorseJumper]

This man's laugh is class :)

[TheGoldenReach]

I wish I could've laughed louder!... but I'm a library XD

funny bird

[Yoink7322]

Guy: Bonjour Bonjour... Ah Bon... Escavootaveybua......?

Bird:Twat...... Shut up C*nt. Nah nah nah nah............ Shut the f*ck up. Twat... F*ck off... You f*cker.

Guy: Cmon you can say other things from swear words. Stop cursing and speak in French.

Bird: F*ck off you twat

Guy: AHAHAHAHAHA

[MrMetalman2011]

@Yoink7322 That was the bird speaking french not the dude...

[miyor123]

@Yoink7322 Yes, we all saw the video.

[LOMAZ5150]

my dad pissed himself when he saw this lmfao

[GagaLuvv]

African Grey parrots are so entertaining xD

[DriftKing41091]

You know how in first grade you would have show and tell.....just imagine bring this parrot into class and him saying ''twat, fuck you,and fuck off you twat''

The price for the parrot $500.00

The price for keeping him helthy and fed

The look on your first grade teacher's face: Priceless XD

[DriftKing41091]

61 people have no sense of humor^^

[MrPaulAlcantara]

great cat

[busterbrown17]

Jeez u r geeking & what was the bird saying was she saying the f word u where laughing so hard u almost made me crack up to

[CrazyWhiteBoy1st]

I like how he laughs when the Parrot says " Fuck Off your twat '' I was dieing XD

[ThoeFuPanda]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA xD I think I love this parrot xD

[999cyberking]

this fukin vid fukin takes the piss out of parots cause its shit