I follow horseracing in Southern California. Someone has named their racehorse Al Swearengen!!! If that alone is not funny enough, can you imagine the track announcer saying "Now it's Al Swearengen by a neck... here comes Al Swearengen around the final turn...now it's Al Swearengen in the lead by two lengths..."
Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
"'On our way' means they’re getting drunk and blown in some saloon in
Cheyenne and running their mouths about this big fuckin’ filibustering expedition they’re being commissioned for under the command of the famous Hawkeye—the laziest, most shit-faced whore-mongering cocksucker to ever piss my money away!"
I still love Sopranos, but it's a close call between it and Deadwood. Al Swearengen makes this show, like no other character. David Milch made a masterpiece here, a fucking masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Al Swearengen defines badass.
BassHeadsProduction 1 week ago
LOL please do not strike me!
Bigd351clevo 2 weeks ago
2 people are food for Wu's pigs.
TheRealGrimRainbow 2 months ago 3
LMFAO at Adams !
He's like wtf then he hears "....HAWKEYE" and goes... oh shiiit, im not even here...
misterzeerow 2 months ago 3
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I follow horseracing in Southern California. Someone has named their racehorse Al Swearengen!!! If that alone is not funny enough, can you imagine the track announcer saying "Now it's Al Swearengen by a neck... here comes Al Swearengen around the final turn...now it's Al Swearengen in the lead by two lengths..."
harrell222 2 months ago
I'm so trying this next time I get into a problem "Please! do not strike me!" *hands up*
seanzoz 2 months ago 6
@seanzoz I'm still waiting for the opportunity to work in the word "filibusterin' expedition" ... or the like. :p
chefjaike 2 months ago 5
Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
chopin999 4 months ago 6
"'On our way' means they’re getting drunk and blown in some saloon in
Cheyenne and running their mouths about this big fuckin’ filibustering expedition they’re being commissioned for under the command of the famous Hawkeye—the laziest, most shit-faced whore-mongering cocksucker to ever piss my money away!"
rapmann 5 months ago 3
@rapmann Please do not strike me!
gamerr123 3 months ago 2
I still love Sopranos, but it's a close call between it and Deadwood. Al Swearengen makes this show, like no other character. David Milch made a masterpiece here, a fucking masterpiece!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brucerby 5 months ago
This post wofts the odor of complicity .
Zoroasterrrr 6 months ago
PLEASE DO NOT STRIKE ME
epic
BigCM06 6 months ago
LOL Adams hears "Hawkeye" and ducks away!
wtg2989 7 months ago 4
this show had the BEST WRITING of any show ever made.
ever.
and I miss it so much. I still can't believe they cancelled it. what the fuck HBO. what the fuck.
BigCM06 7 months ago 11
I agree. I still hope they will revive it one day, somehow.
Svartalfgeist 6 months ago
@BigCM06 And for a series I could give less of a damn for. Deadwood was the next "Sopranos" and HBO pissed that opportunity away.
rwa2play 4 months ago
"Short of accusation do I waft the odor of complicity in Hearst's direction"
that is the funniest sounding sentence ever.
ontariobuds 7 months ago
please, do not strike mr. blazanov.
poep85 10 months ago 25
"Proves in eight words he's incompetent and a fucking liar"
Veeshush 11 months ago 4
THis is not his best rant. YOu know how I know? He's not getting his dick sucked.
AgnosticFonts00 1 year ago 90
@AgnosticFonts00 LOL
yachtabaco 3 months ago
It ain't his best rant, but it was good.
WiseGuy5674 1 year ago 5