wow man this was sooooo fukin cool man...stick to playing video games u little f@ggot b!tch...get at me so i smack the taste out of mouth then cut your fingers off nd send them to ur family rip ur adams apple out eat in front of u and piss in the hole it came from cut a large slit down ur back a pour chemical burn in it cut ur eye lids off nd spray keyboard clearner in them shoot each 1 of ur toes with a nail gun rip ur cafs out nd feed them to my huskys and then let my cat shit in ur mouth..BYE
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one and one makes two, tow and one makes three it was destiny. once every hundred thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass, doth, grow.
LMAO !! I would love Tom Green to come to my work and do this...scratch that I would love anybody to come to my work and act like a complete dumb ass.
radaments...i laughed all the way through. the part on the floor is hilarious. but what about when he has the cowboy hat covering his face and he's hiding out by the toilet paper!!!!! bwahahahahahahahahahahahah lolololololoooll!!!!
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Sitcoms are basically stupid actors trying to be funny also. I like unscripted comedy because it's realistic and simpler. You simply are an easy target for people like this to annoy. You know, the kind of person the audience "boo's" at when you're on TV.
Oh aorry, i dont like watching realistic shit on tv cause i have i life. I live it.
So when i watch something it has to be a professional hard work from someone to amuse me. Not an idiot that did'nt making to college because he spent his life watching tv.
Fyi- I dont watch tv. I buy dvd's comercials make me sick.
you know whats really funny, is that my assictant princible of my school looks identical to him. he talks like him and walks and even talks like he dose. it is so funny every day i see him cause he looks like tom green.
tomgreendotcom for eps ther is about 21 episodes and other stuuf like tim green live well if you want u can ui they buy no mattrer hatu do do not go ther!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell are you talking about, the thing about Tom Green is that no one has got the balls to do what he does.The majority of the the public hasent got the kind of black humor that Tom had.Everybody can watch jack ass...hell even a small kid can..
The thing that Tom Green has and his imitators (Jackass) don't have is ACTING. Anything that isn't funny, Tom can make it funny. Do you think a boring hipster kid can replace Tom Green?
god i wish someone would upload tom green going to Tom Green County, Texas...that was funny as fuck...he went to see the tom green library and they didnt believe him when he said "I AM Tom Green."
His earlier stuff was in Canada, then when people started to recognise him he moved to America so he could keep it up without being recognised. Then he started working with old and crazy people (see the guy in the Clockwork Orange video) when Americans started recognising him.
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do dodo
immortal u r pathetic ur obviously tooo serious in life this guy is like the king at being funny wow your 3 year old so n did it so did evry other 3 year old? my sisters do it i did it! he is doing this bcos he has a life... thanks SIR!!!!!!!SIR!!!
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i like his cowboy hat. i like cowboys because they always ride cute little horsies and wear cowboy boots. my mom likes cowboys because they produce lots of delicious milk from their titties.
i actually thought you were hating on tom and said if you think it IS funny you have no humor. my bad. tom green is hilarious. i've been watching his show since 1995.
its like i,am watching myself when i was 14 :p
grindcorenl 4 months ago
This is one of my all time favourite skits ever.
clarkgun 8 months ago
@clarkgun me too!
mkarmam 8 months ago
@mkarmam dodododo do do do
clarkgun 8 months ago
Woooooooo!
stoopidshow 8 months ago
it took me a while to figure out that the megaphone wasnt real
9494blahblah 9 months ago
I wish Tom Green would come and do this at MY work...
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wow man this was sooooo fukin cool man...stick to playing video games u little f@ggot b!tch...get at me so i smack the taste out of mouth then cut your fingers off nd send them to ur family rip ur adams apple out eat in front of u and piss in the hole it came from cut a large slit down ur back a pour chemical burn in it cut ur eye lids off nd spray keyboard clearner in them shoot each 1 of ur toes with a nail gun rip ur cafs out nd feed them to my huskys and then let my cat shit in ur mouth..BYE
HoWHiGHSi 10 months ago
im gonna do that when i go into the shops with my friends hahaha xD
mrszacefron1love121 11 months ago
it makes you feel like you can do anything and not care about any of it.
barneygrumble 11 months ago
how crap would this be without the hat?
TYPHOOMASTER 11 months ago
the original jackass
maxpayne718 1 year ago
best form of comedy ever.
durkadurka91 1 year ago
hey guys, what is that song's name????
felipecorlo 1 year ago
@felipecorlo
It's called: ''Doo do do do do doo do do do''
hollandpunx123 1 year ago 3
classic, deffinatly got try this one at the bar
exordiumdeath 1 year ago
I cried so much with loling with this
dangerdave18 1 year ago
haahahahahahahah xD
VTALAVVV 1 year ago
id seriously b sooo tempted to punch him! hes sooo annoyin
FcukinQueen 1 year ago
that 1 girl was hot!
crackr17 1 year ago
@crackr17 Yah, that chick in the orange is smokin'!
keganjgrode 1 year ago
I love how they are laughing instead of being all serious and trying to ignore him. Good sports.
Sconz32 1 year ago
dododododododododododododododododoooooooodooooooodododododoooododododoooodododododododododoooooooooooooooooooooooo...do
counterclockwise123 1 year ago
hes on the floor sticking his head out the doorframe just a lil bit still going.... hahaha thats great
Misc4Lyfe 1 year ago
What's even funnier than this video is the fact there must be at least 20-30 minutes of that which they left on the cutting room floor.
neobob187 1 year ago 8
@neobob187 so true!
barneygrumble 1 year ago
quite possibly his funniest skit.
barneygrumble 1 year ago
I'd like to get the lyrics of this song and learn it.
Struckgold 1 year ago 2
@Struckgold lyrics to the song:
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one and one makes two, tow and one makes three it was destiny. once every hundred thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass, doth, grow.
EcksFacktur 1 year ago
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
adultacount 1 year ago
hahhahahaha
sceincemagicsoul 1 year ago
My chest is hurting with laughter!
LadyGrinningSoulDiva 1 year ago 3
0:40 the BEST! :D
donotkillme1 2 years ago
i wanna live in canada
karrrido 2 years ago 4
Then run there as fast as you can.
lastmondaypast1 2 years ago
LMAO !! I would love Tom Green to come to my work and do this...scratch that I would love anybody to come to my work and act like a complete dumb ass.
Lamb00FGoD 2 years ago 5
finally, employees with a sense of humor
dimlightbulb10 2 years ago 8
cas of the embeding problem i cant whach in my gmod youtube player
RockeyDAproductons 2 years ago
1:02-1:07....pure funnyness
maggiekenny 2 years ago
baaaahahahaha!! God dammit I miss this show!!
bgggbb 2 years ago 7
has to do it to an old lady and women cause he knows he would get hs ass beat if it was a dude. still funny as hell tho!
rohsilv 2 years ago
he pulls pranks on dudes all the time u canadian hating monkey fucker.
AndroidPicnic 2 years ago 5
yes? when did i say i hate canadians?
rohsilv 2 years ago
i wish tom green still did this :(
smirov 2 years ago 84
@smirov He probably still does... just to amuse himself...
a1rh3add 1 year ago
@smirov It wouldne be funny, because everyone knows who he is now.
FlasKamel 6 months ago
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This definitely was not in America. He would have gotten his ass beat
heyitsjoshXD 2 years ago
I love TG! xD
donotkillme1 2 years ago 4
soo funny
MrBengals04 2 years ago
theres a song on gummo that sounds just like that.
azrial4421 2 years ago
I was smiling through most of it, then when he's on the floor in the closet BIG LOLS ERUPTED!
RadamentsLair 2 years ago 8
radaments...i laughed all the way through. the part on the floor is hilarious. but what about when he has the cowboy hat covering his face and he's hiding out by the toilet paper!!!!! bwahahahahahahahahahahahah lolololololoooll!!!!
fyermom69 2 years ago
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha
RadamentsLair 2 years ago
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hahahha minter
pone69 2 years ago
lmfao
1 way to anoy somone
rossybrah 2 years ago
and it reminds me of my brother
ottofat 2 years ago
LMAO I LOVE TOM GREEN
ottofat 2 years ago 5
made my night! =D
pogg101 2 years ago
u cant help but laugh
roboitoe88 2 years ago
he reminds me of my mate.
NiGhtMarEs0nWax 2 years ago
He's so random, awesome
Revent1337 2 years ago 6
Just tooo funneeee!!!
hollyw2007 2 years ago
HAHA! At 0:29 it's just him facing the camera with that goofy hat, the paper cone, and " do do do do do do do do!" hahahah
ElectricSnakeHabits 2 years ago
I love that
sugarveins26 2 years ago
this guy's comedy never got old for me. pure genius through and through.
RedFishKilla 2 years ago 6
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kamoondoo 2 years ago
hahahaha damn i didnt see this one in years. tom's a genius
analog28 2 years ago
hahahaha that was awesome. i wanna go do that now!
Jorskin24 2 years ago
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this is not funny at all
DARKLEXYC 2 years ago
Go watch Family Guy. That's more suited to you.
eviltube1111 2 years ago 4
yeah, but im more into two and a half men.
Sitcoms are better than watching stupid people trying to be funny.
DARKLEXYC 2 years ago
Sitcoms are basically stupid actors trying to be funny also. I like unscripted comedy because it's realistic and simpler. You simply are an easy target for people like this to annoy. You know, the kind of person the audience "boo's" at when you're on TV.
eviltube1111 2 years ago
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Oh aorry, i dont like watching realistic shit on tv cause i have i life. I live it.
So when i watch something it has to be a professional hard work from someone to amuse me. Not an idiot that did'nt making to college because he spent his life watching tv.
Fyi- I dont watch tv. I buy dvd's comercials make me sick.
DARKLEXYC 2 years ago
1. By definition this is professional.
2. He's a very good deadpan actor. He can keep a straight face through just about anything.
3. He's not some idiot, although he usually acts like an idiot for a lot of his humor (key word: ACT. off-camera he's more normal)
4. He did make it to college, but he made it into radio fast and reached success at a young age
5. There are things he would never do. If you knew more about him you'd there stuff he doesn't do. Half of his skits the people have a blast.
eviltube1111 2 years ago 32
ownage
thunder2falcon15 2 years ago
LMAO! He's got this big fuckin cowboy hat on.
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Man! suck his dick already!
DARKLEXYC 2 years ago
50 yards off the green you single-digit IQ cunt.
PunchDLove 2 years ago
the jackass crew decided to copy a mix of tom green and the dudesons, fuck jackass they suck!
snowyywwinters 2 years ago 3
tom green is comedy
itsVub 2 years ago
you know whats really funny, is that my assictant princible of my school looks identical to him. he talks like him and walks and even talks like he dose. it is so funny every day i see him cause he looks like tom green.
22000033 2 years ago 4
for some reason I saw assistant principal as "mystical asshat", maybe am going dyslexic
revilor234 2 years ago
Fuck yes!
bgggbb 2 years ago
Alles Kla.....wtf
Erdbearli 2 years ago
Tom Green Is GOD!
greatgames145 2 years ago
Innovative Comedian...great Timing
theflorgeormix 2 years ago
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Hang that annoying stupid man!
MadMark2006 2 years ago
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See thats why we shoot people in America!
MadMark2006 2 years ago
tomgreendotcom for eps ther is about 21 episodes and other stuuf like tim green live well if you want u can ui they buy no mattrer hatu do do not go ther!!!!!!!!!!
mjndblain 2 years ago
crazy ass nigga.
faxstax 2 years ago
jajajja i love tom green, he reminds me a friend xD
dannette0202 2 years ago 3
do doooo doo dod odod
gannon44 2 years ago
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the problem with tom green is that anyone can do his job.. hence why his show got the boot and jackass was born
shizlnit 2 years ago
what the hell are you talking about, the thing about Tom Green is that no one has got the balls to do what he does.The majority of the the public hasent got the kind of black humor that Tom had.Everybody can watch jack ass...hell even a small kid can..
uhv8 2 years ago 9
The thing that Tom Green has and his imitators (Jackass) don't have is ACTING. Anything that isn't funny, Tom can make it funny. Do you think a boring hipster kid can replace Tom Green?
MustBe18YearsOrOlder 2 years ago 11
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nope but MTV did
shizlnit 2 years ago
god i wish someone would upload tom green going to Tom Green County, Texas...that was funny as fuck...he went to see the tom green library and they didnt believe him when he said "I AM Tom Green."
dunkinconstruction 3 years ago 2
I miss this show sooo much! Tom Green Rocks!
Stereobrainagain 3 years ago 2
this is the green tom show this is my favorite show
fakefeeble 3 years ago
I wonder why no one ever reconizises him :P
Supernova2005 3 years ago 2
His earlier stuff was in Canada, then when people started to recognise him he moved to America so he could keep it up without being recognised. Then he started working with old and crazy people (see the guy in the Clockwork Orange video) when Americans started recognising him.
IainND 3 years ago
hhahahahahahaha
dannyss29 3 years ago
what in the fk is he up for now?
DontTryToLike 3 years ago
Do you think those girls know they're on here? And where can I watch Lorne and Tom in a Tub?
sadiethreat 3 years ago
This is the best!
sadiethreat 3 years ago
Hhahaha it's only funny cause it's Tom Green. If anyone else did this is would be shit.
YehBoiOiOi 3 years ago 40
WOW,,,,, I think I need an ambulance, that was painful!!!
siralbone2001 3 years ago 3
One of his best clips for sure, love this man.
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago 4
You haven't seen Lucille Loose Wheel.
BuyYourselfABookOr3 3 years ago 2
That was the funniest skit he ever did.
JoyGrenade 3 years ago
ROFLMAO!!!!
jigbuilda 3 years ago
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RIP tom green, the joy you brought to people will always be missed :'(
seanlolol2 3 years ago
What the fuck are you talking about? He lives in LA and does his show online...
Trageikeman116 3 years ago 9
trolled
hazardous1990 3 years ago 3
hahahahahahaha
durkadurka91 3 years ago
it's the same tune as "I'm the backwards man" from freddy got fingered.
FASCANTRON 3 years ago 5
fokin hilariooouus hahahaha
pepibiri 3 years ago 3
Anyone happen to know where this place is that he did this? It is freaking awesome!!
babs711 3 years ago
Why can't he show up at my job doing that! It would be so hilarious!!
babs711 3 years ago 11
Why don't you show up at your job doing that? Your colleagues will love you :D
megamarsvin 3 years ago 7
LMAO OH THIS IS TOO GOOD
MetalAddict247 3 years ago 5
You rock Tom!!!
crrazygurl 3 years ago
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do dodo
daveygs 3 years ago 4
this is da best one!
Stillillgal 3 years ago
Tom green is king!
Virtual49 3 years ago
this is so stupid its genius! -- love tom green!
longstockings666 3 years ago 6
lol hes on the floor and shit
mistro12369 3 years ago
this is my homepage. that's how much i love it.
deathstar226 3 years ago
hear that near the end? its tom you rock!
tiosopaman 3 years ago
doo dodod dododo dooo dood oodododoodo
omgethan 3 years ago
ha tom green is funny as!
socksack 3 years ago
One of his best clips for sure, love this man.
cryptdoll 3 years ago 4
DOO DOODOODOO DOO DOO DOO DOO Doo DOO DOODOO DOO DOO DOOO
o0o00oo00o0o 3 years ago 5
I wonder if Tom Green ate Paintchips when he was a kid?
korovamilkbar123 3 years ago 4
i love it when hes laying in the closetXD
chibbiamerican 3 years ago 4
very very funny. i like when he ducks behind the cash register.
skydiver211150 3 years ago
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I must say, this is not funny. And I do like Tom Green.
passiveMenis 3 years ago
DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO!
Buttered0Shoes 3 years ago 12
immortal u r pathetic ur obviously tooo serious in life this guy is like the king at being funny wow your 3 year old so n did it so did evry other 3 year old? my sisters do it i did it! he is doing this bcos he has a life... thanks SIR!!!!!!!SIR!!!
booginboi 3 years ago
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i like his cowboy hat. i like cowboys because they always ride cute little horsies and wear cowboy boots. my mom likes cowboys because they produce lots of delicious milk from their titties.
OSCAR588888 4 years ago
i appreciate that those clerks actually find humor in that instead of getting PO'ed :)
RatsAnonymouse 4 years ago 3
this is the funniest thing ive ever seen.
all3ino 4 years ago
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He is like a big 3 year old, my son does that kind of crap everyday.
ImmortalTala 4 years ago
yeah but whos funnier to watch? a little kid or a 30 year old messin wit everyone?
twiztid6maniac 4 years ago 5
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I say the 3 year old at least doesn't know better usually he just trying to be creative and all, but the 30 year is just being an ass.
ImmortalTala 4 years ago
Well sir, i say you have no sense of humor.
twiztid6maniac 4 years ago 2
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I am not a sir, and yes I do have a sense of humor when something is actually funny. This is not funny.
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FUCK OOOOOOOFOOFFOOFOfOFOF
omgrawr123 3 years ago
if you think this is not funny... you really don't have humor :)
1976bora30 3 years ago 11
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shut the fuck up
bizzle187 3 years ago
no you shut up, you're just jealous that you have no friends!
TurtlesTheClown 3 years ago 3
i actually thought you were hating on tom and said if you think it IS funny you have no humor. my bad. tom green is hilarious. i've been watching his show since 1995.
bizzle187 3 years ago 6
i love dixxx
TurtlesTheClown 3 years ago
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i tried to be nice. obviously you're a bag of onions
bizzle187 3 years ago
dooo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dooooooooo
mr0glass 3 years ago 2
Piss off that was funny as.
MrTza3 3 years ago
If you don't think Tom Green is funny, why the hell are you here??? Doesn't make sense sir...
starkums 4 years ago 7
one of the funniest things Tom Green has EVER done IMO (Y)
danfrost313 4 years ago 2
i've been searching for this clip for so long, just as funny as a remember it!!
wynjer 4 years ago
Lol at the pitch change at 0:16
5K1TZX 4 years ago 2
oh dude, when your stoned its so funny
TheBlitz1 4 years ago 3
oh so true brother
civtec 4 years ago
Watch it when ur high, even funnier:P
TikiRoomSkateboards 4 years ago 2
cuz thats the kool thing to do
supermatrix3 4 years ago
yes it is the cool thing to do u law abiding homo
ITubedurmom 4 years ago
tom green's the shit
jiggyy 4 years ago 3
lol this is awesome
jesse3awesome 4 years ago
i laughed so hard @ this
honkytongs 4 years ago
i absolutely die laughing everytime i think of this clip!
saratea 4 years ago
THE HORN SONG!!! FUCK YEAH
666SLAY3R666 4 years ago
if anyones seen a british program called "my new best friend" he would be perfect for it
xthorpyx 4 years ago
ahahahaha
jbf407 4 years ago
OMFG IM CRYIN ITS SO FUCKIN FUNNY
xalfredoxlubex 4 years ago
im that sad i recorded it for my ringtone lol bugs everyone in college because its so ruddy hard to get out your head lol
NINloverD 4 years ago
Dammit now I can't stop humming it!
dblack69 4 years ago 2
can you please send me the embed?
HenkLuckyStrike 4 years ago
Tom really lost the magic.
trance2006 4 years ago
o dammit, why do I live in Latin America... :(
i wanna see him live!!! DAMN IT!!
datahop 4 years ago
Nooooo, stay in your country, please! hahahaha
condorlegion89 4 years ago
Just curious.. why do you say that? Because there are so many Argetines over there or what?