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  • I'm a Toss player...But this song makes me wanna go back to Terran..

  • i dont even play this nerdy game but this is decent

  • I heard DJ Khaled made a shitty parody of this awesome song.

  • fuck toss!

  • I love how many people are taking this song seriously, haha. Wonderful song! Way funny!

  • I love your songs. Nothing else can be said here. <3!

  • ufok ql

  • OMG this shit is fuckin terrible!

  • @ThatBoyDave07 Have you ever listened to All I do Is Win? That is HORRIBLE!

  • "cause i really suck at the original....virgin?"

  • @skyanzes wtf?.

  • @skyanzes version

  • LOL nice!!

  • implying terrans can a-move into a protoss deathball :D

  • i had a guy link this to me after he ran his army into some baneling mines of mine and ragequitted lmao this is true i just tried using pure rines and its like super op if they dont get banelings

  • the Freesearch indeed.

  • MarineKing's song. Probably listens to it while he plays.

  • just switched to Terran. time to STIM STIM STIM

  • early game : marine/marauder , zerglings (roach) , zealot/stalker/sentry

    mid game : marine /marauder , roach/hydra/infestor , mass stalker

    late game : marine /marauder , broodlords/ultra's , colossi

  • @TheWormholeGuy banes banes banes

  • and then a baneling appeared

  • And then Protoss comes with a shitload of zealouts and colossus. Stimpack worthelss. :I

  • fukin awesome

  • Terran = IMBA.

    True story bar.

  • so OP

  • Banelings Banelings ohh Banelings Banelings

  • Marine/maruader Ultimate counter.

  • So fukin awesome

  • Colossus templar banneling infestator hellion blue flame and siege tank are the counter of marine

  • then 2 carriers arrive and get killed by the marines.

  • 2 Ghosts walk into a bar, ask 2 High Templar if they seen 2 Marines, High Templar cast feedback and kill the Ghosts. The Marines come running to see what happened, when they see the dead corpses of the Ghosts they start shooting the High Templar. And then High Templar try to cast storm but... "Not enought energy" (pokerface)

  • Poor probe being bullied :_:

  • A templar goes back to base with a terrified look on his face, a zealot asks "What happend? you look like you've seen a ghost" 

  • @MrPukelicker LMAO man this made my day

  • @MrPukelicker

    I have to admit that made me smile

  • @MrPukelicker The mother ship flies over and says

    "It's okay, I can hel.... where'd y'all go?

  • love this song - listening to this on a drunken sc2 night sheer bliss :)

  • Its funny cuz its true

  • i dont get the bar jokes..

  • hey i know a mark walker from palisades high......

  • how does this not have more views??

  • This is the truest SC2 song ever made...

  • and ill be like banelings banelings banelings ohhh....

  • My High Templar say hi.

  • gay as fuck...

  • @beglarz VIRGIN PRESENT

  • i lold

  • this guy can fucking rap man

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  • What did the two templar say together before they merged?

    "No homo bro"

  • Two Ultralisks walk into the same bar but got stuck at the door.. the two marines and the archon couldn't resist to tickle them to death.

  • TLO takes glasses off.

    <3

  • 20 smurf accounts=$1200

    

  • This is sick.

  • Dont you love when the top comments are exactly the same?

  • @Jalkloben13

    i dont but the second is an answere to the first...

  • @Jalkloben13 there arent. oO

  • *Insert abused and overused terran is op quote here*

  • really awesome video. Bravo. i really enjoyed this and laughed a lot

  • 1:15 gotta work on macro :)

  • Two High Templar's walk into the same bar as the 2 Marines.

    cast two storms and morph into an Archon...

  • @SirDeltis nice try

  • @SirDeltis why not 4 storms

  • @IssiBang Because they are clutch Templar's that just got warped in and they removed the Amulet.

  • @SirDeltis the storm woulde miss cus the marines woulde stim

  • 20 marines walk into 2 banelings.

  • @ttitanb but before that they got kicked in the balls so they auto-split

  • lol put your rax in the air

  • i don't even play SCII, but this is sooo good xD

  • Best sc2 song yet.

  • using marines is more of a hassle than anything. tanks, banelings, storm, fungal, and colossus require so much apm to use marines 

  • terran owns early game. get used to it ya alien scum.

  • @SpartanOfAiur Early expand + spine crawlers + defensive lings/blings = have fun keeping it in the early game.

  • I hate marine rushes,but the song is great :-D

  • @MutilateYOU All of a sudden a Wild collosi backed up with an infestor appears and they stim to their death

  • Yeah I play terran and stim marines aren't the best at all fungals collosi tanks are all fairly good vs marines

  • Marines are not OP, but Marines + Stim + Medvacs = INFINITE STIM OP BULLSHIT

  • @ffcloud321 You could do the same in brood war

  • @ffcloud321 obvious bronze player

  • @ffcloud321 marines <collosus<marines

  • collosi and sentry make marines my bitches

  • OMG this is why they invented fungals people stim... fungal... dead marines everywhere makes zerg playas so happy :D

  • Ring the horns bitches, who says only white people and asians plat starcraft. Can I hear a whoot!!!

  • @icecold338 Sorry bout plat I was meaning to say play. LOL.

  • fuck ya mass marines for the win

    

  • i like my starcraft 2

    cuz i really suck at the original version

    XD lmfao fav part

  • lololol marines are op if you are in platinum.. Quit yo bitching and play the game!

  • So 2 marines walk into a bar and ask "Where's the counter?"

    Then the bar is destroyed by a siege tank.

  • @PieMoe and then all of the sudden a good terran player come's and split. U MAD?

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  • that marine portrait is so wierd...

  • TLO<3

  • This song makes me feel badass

  • Hahaha, the TLO part made me laugh. Also stimming to kill undefended buildings, for shame.

  • I love how people are actually whining about rines being imba in the comments. Im pretty sure this video is a joke, and no,you're not allowed to whine at T nor Z if you play brotoss. kekeke

  • Banelings!? Shoot, I guess I better make more MARINES!! <3 Day9

  • Marine is the GOD Unit in the complete Game :( ..

  • what zerg unt counters the marine T_T

  • @NoCoStarcraft Bannelings, Infestator imba of course

  • @DieseLTom

    lol. banelings lose at cost to marines.

  • then the protoss ball with 5 collouses apear-.-

  • marine imba:P

  • Terran imba

    

  • lawl

  • you deserve huskies sub numbers.

  • autotune....

  • it's funny cause its true.

  • LOL He still has the Protoss symbol on his barraks =D Come back. Aiur needs you

  • At least Mark Walker found it funny...

  • lol stim op.

  • 2 Marines walk into a bar and ask "Where's the counter?"

  • @MutilateYOU a bronze league bar

  • @MutilateYOU then they walk outside into a nasty storm <3

  • @MutilateYOU There is none.

  • @tdasas11 Banelings, infestors, colossi, and siege tanks are a few great counters to marines.

  • @Fudo94 Doesn't it strike you as odd that other races have to tech to tier 2+ to counter the most basic terran unit?

  • @EruTubeArchines Well, fucking learn to build chargelots then. Learn how to fucking use force fields(OP OP OP). Protoss late game eats both Terrans and Zergs asses big time.

  • @EruTubeArchines

    baneligns t1

    sentrys t1

  • @Fudo94 its a joke lol

  • @Fudo94 Just stim, split, and enjoy your win (in this order).

  • @JeePsSsS Do the same with banelings.

  • @MutilateYOU One does not stimply counter rines. (see what i did there).

  • @MutilateYOU 2 marines walk into a baneling bar and dieeee

  • I stim my marines. Their guns shoot faster.

  • Stim lags my imac to 1fps with low settings!!!!

  • MARINES ARE OP!!!

  • @RiptorSLO each race is OP in theyr'e ways, like protoss is op because they got shield and the zerg is OP because they can morph in 20 lings or whatever unit if they got 20 larvas

  • lol @ the wannabe husky

  • DING DONG ANYONE HOME?! LOL lol....

  • TLO magic wink.

  • i used to get marines and stim them.. until i went protoss....

  • Some maruders and marines walk into a bar.There is no counter.

  • @BenEricrawesome ahahahahahah fking epic

  • cool ^_^ about the song but i hate stim xD (i'm not terrran player)

  • Well, Late game Chargelots are more OP. ;D make a song about them?

  • @xForgotnSoulX How? LOL they get raped by Collosi and Stim Marauders with Concussive shells.

  • @piew101 well these are just marines. o-o 3-3 chargelots are beast you know?

  • @xForgotnSoulX Your kidding right

  • @RottingCorpse100 Nope. try 3-3 chargelot vs 3-3 stimed marine.

  • @xForgotnSoulX Imagine a world with absolutely no micro...you have entered...the bronze leage. No but seriously, even with charge, stim'd marines can kite very well

  • Terran!!!!!!!!

  • This song is totally relevant! Until the zealot/colossi army comes in... then you're fucked!

  • Stim too much and you"ll die in a second under psionic storm.

  • One word: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE­KEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

  • Made a decent song out of a shit one. Nice.

  • nice one .

    :D

  • Write about them still boys, you're the best, your rap is scary, and the best thing is that you write songs about starcraft, I adore you

  • Terran players who only mass Marines need to have their privileges taken away, starting with their fingers. If they complain that "bio is the only viable play", then they should lose further privileges.

  • lol so true

  • a dark templar walks into a bar

    ...

  • @MrSonofsins a wild raven appears..he is dead

  • If I see someone playing terran, I'll break their “T” button!

  • @RottingCorpse100 Id personally break their A button

  • @BStomato And after all that, they still have Shift-2 D=

  • @RottingCorpse100 LAWL if they did that terran would be useless to no end but people think that its op when it not at all

  • @Bldfrst Clearly, there needs to be a middle ground

  • @RottingCorpse100 if somone plays terran i will put my button blocker on A and D and leave them T its even better

  • @RottingCorpse100 And i will make banelings dude... :D

    Every zerg,thumpos u8p m8s,common,for the swarm xDD

  • Played this alongside with original...

    Perfect synchro!

  • tlo rocks!

  • Marineking Say Mull Op :D

    

  • stim stim stim no matter what

  • nice work ;D

  • LOLSUP :DD

  • 48 terrans dislike this

  • How many tasty Teran I love to eat them nam-nam.

    P.S. Zerg.

  • I was playing 4V4, 3 enemies down. We thought that we had won because we had 4 capped armies. Then the marines came.

  • i suck cock at HunteR's

  • MARINE GOOD UNIT

    

  • @Frostscythe666 TERRAN GOOD UNIT

  • @Frostscythe666 marine fucking OP

  • Lol guys mass marines can be "countered" by so much: chargelots, colossus, storms, banelings, and anything else with splash damage.