What I did to some hecklers

[davehill103a]

Haha, I agree. People who don't like the comedy should just shut their mouth. However, as a veteran, I don't think it is exactly comparable to a home builder or a surgeon, considering veterans put their lives on the line. Regardless, those women should have just shut their mouths and had their say afterwards.

[BitzanBobs]

Nice WIG!

[sdjngjankljrg]

I was talking during this whole video

[FoghornJLeghorn]

I SAY ROB ISAY ISAY,WHY IN TARNATION DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE ASSHOLES? BOO HOO ON THEM.

Foghorn J Leghorn

[Shayder3d]

Is that a fridge in a closet behind you? How do you open the door, is there enough room?

[jillfran24]

hahahahahahahhaha

[rabbitwho]

Me voy a casar con wolverine

[iasaqueboleto990]

@rabbitwho lol

[istealyourmail]

@warmvise

[miracleman2323]

"Like a real asshole" lmao

[philipdyer]

Can't we all just agree that you have way too much crap on your refrigerator?

[mrpowdercoater]

wow have a problem with criticism?...just move on man...they have

[fakebeliever]

@mrpowdercoater You are a troll on a YouTube comment section, and are a complete fucking idiot. What, have a problem with criticism? ...just move on man...I have.

[mrpowdercoater]

@fakebeliever Really? Troll? I guess you arnt familiar with the term "troll".....know lets see if he has "moved on"...bet not

[bsgilf]

omg you're so hilarious i can't even take it. thank you for existing.

[markleggett]

Great hair.

[sarasnee7]

Unemployed Genevieve spent her hard earned benefits to go! Those Dodgers fans came up to my boyfriend and I before the show and said, "Hey, do you guys really wanna sit here?" and I said, "No, we showed up early and drove down from Laramie, Wyoming to reserve our least favorite spots."

Actually I invited them to sit with us. Thank God they didn't, or you might have thought we were a part of their Dodgers Dickery. Instead we were able to watch you touch yourself without hecklers. It was magical.

[BenSTBarker]

Right on Rob!

Soo its like if you are VETERAN that gives you the right to f*ck everyones mom no questions asked ? Thanks for your service but go talk to your VA psychiatrist if you're feeling the need to act out.

*this video reminds me that I need to get a fire extinguisher*

[wahlicnm]

Love love love you! I liked this very much;D

[setalora]

(fricken iPad) way. Awesome way! You are tremendously talented. Wish you nothing but success.

[setalora]

Your stand up reminds me l

[IamCrazyEddie]

You're a good guy, Rob. Keep up the good work, Rob.

[kleighblue]

I was there, and it was indeed Mexicans, @fishintimber. They were so fucking obnoxious! (Rob, I was "Genevieve" the person that spent her unemployment check to be there... xD)

Loved your show, so glad they got escorted out

[AndrewOrvedahl]

Nice vita-mix in the background.  Don't think I wouldn't notice that sweet piece of machinery.

[JoleneAdah]

You blew me away with this video. (Because it was so long winded.)

[JoskelkatProductions]

Is there going to be another video with these jokes you mentioned? 

[jonbej]

I hope to GOD that the 3 "Dislikes" are by the three people that heckled.

[shogunofyellow]

Your face doesn't match your tweets

[danielobrien8]

I finger blast my wife to this

[BradPittlike]

speak for yourself pal, i would love a picture of your moms pussy in my harry potter novel

[thefunkof30000years]

I had that happen to me for the first time on Monday. I had to wait two fucking hours to get on stage so that they could ignore me. It felt weird. Almost as weird as seeing those 10+ people on stage with a harp, synth, sax, violin, guitar, weird wordless vocals, ect, all playing their instruments over each other for the effect of sounding like 5 movie soundtracks mashed together.

[sbort]

i touch myself to every video you upload because i know a veteran and im defending my country through youtube comments.

[mymonkeylife]

Good. I've had too many nights ruined by selfish people who believe that I'd rather hear them.

[robhelmxxx]

I would like to put my finger in your philtrum. It's interesting.

[joshlee1090]

Do not come to Jacksonville if you don't like being heckled. Crowd at Tosh's was so fucking annoying he should have kicked out like 20 people instead of the 3 or 4 he actually did.

[slemo1]

Right. Hecklers are shitty and we should make jokes about them.

[volaju2071]

Yet.

[warmvise]

You look like a Kazakhstani Clark Kent.

[Collar13]

Light your place on fire much? Nice fire extinguisher



[BoTuerk]

I was at the show where this happened. Rob is the man.

[readymade7777]

Rob. I love you

[poopUCI]

figures they were shitty Dodger fans. Did they have prison tats on their faces? Prison ink is very popular among Dodger fans.

[cgrundme]

We made a new Harry Potter book....LOL.

[bribabytt]

Kindred soul here, Rob. I try to have people thrown out of places every day. EVERY SINGLE DAY!

[JonasPolsky]

Were they members of the band, "Talk Talk"? Cause all they wanna do is talk talk.

[r1kee]

Dodger jerseys? Had to be Jewish, right?

[Shahrouz528]

@r1kee Are you stupid? They are probably mexican.

[r1kee]

@Shahrouz528 I disagree. Eskimos are huge Dodger fans. Yeah, fucken eskimos always fucking shit up.

[ugibomb]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[WhatIsMae21]

So I know you paid me to change the oil on your car. Well, good news is I did that. However; I also took the car cross country and drove it into the Grand Canyon. It's okay, I'm allowed.

[DaftBrian]

Hairy Potter

[fishintimber]

Dodger jerseys? I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess mexicans.

[9Coronas]

Hi Rob.

[DarkLuffay]

Don't heckle, Rob Delaney says so, wanna make Rob Delaney sad?