Original GINSU II Knife Ad

[EliteDuffman]

But hold on! If you order now, we will personally come to your house, and lick your butthole,

---> FREE <--- of charge!

[1488slav]

is it possible to still buy these knives? if anyone knows where I can buy them, please send me a message

[ginsuguy]

@1488slav ..yes search ginsuguys

[darthmongoose2]

I can tear a beer can in half with my hands, step up ginsu

[CrackersCrackEasily]

Now when he said it can cut through a watermelon I was like that's nothing. Then he said it can cut through pizza and I was like omg... I gotta get it!!!

[jsaw200]

:  )

[jsaw200]

How's that for a cleaver cleaver.....LoL

[ninjaspion]

It did not split the log.

[EnaldoProductionS]

Holy SHIT i can cut a pipe than a cake?!!

*goes buy*

OMG OMG OMG 50 years of guarantee O>O

[tiagoteles666]

ahahahhaahha 50 anos de garantia

[Gelson2006]

Quero comprar, onde vende?

[ginsuguy]

@Gelson2006 want to buy one?

[reivenlocke]

OJ should have returned the knives and they would have never tied him to the killings.

[zoomerlawns]

These are pretty good knives. I used them on a hooker once, cutting through bone (do you know how hard it is to cut through a spine?) tendons, and muscle, and it still remained sharp enough to cut through my steak!

[pyro11106]

@zoomerlawns actually if u have ever skinned an animal then u would know the spine is the easiest bone to cut through and tendons are even easier its solid bone and cartillidge that dull ur knife u stupid pussy pimpled twat waffle

[zoomerlawns]

@pyro11106 Twat waffle, eh? That's a good one! I will remember that when I'm stabbing the next hooker.

[pyro11106]

@zoomerlawns pretty good insult huh? learned it when i was in jail from one of the staff anyway u have fun with them hookers

[echafaud]

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[jy82828]

every commercial like this..

I always hear..

"But wait, and you will get blah blah blah"

[cyberyanmar]

WHOA WHOA! i don't need so many knives funny-sounding dude!

[krustypunk3]

cuts tile egg and pizza.. haha

[supercrevolution]

Oh, so I've been using the wrong knife to cut tree branches on my kitchen bench! duh

[makubex2556]

imagine this knife cutting through ure bones lyk butter it musta have been painless

[Dienekes19]

now why would i buy a utility knife that only cuts eggs, tile, and pizza!? haha

[SneakySolidSnake]

ginsu flamethrower knife FTW!

[Bomber3323]

пипец, всего за 20 баксов, в Москве такой набор 9000 рублей стоит. Жлобьё блин!!!

[finalstrike14]

0:10

ouch, splinters!!!

[das21898]

You know what the ginsu is now, MIRACLE BLADE 3.

[Skulldini]

Didn't they make a flick titled The Ginsu Massacre ?

[Stig22121]

Man, I wish I had a set like these. The knives around here are, rather uneloquenly put, shit. I have to sharpen them all the time.

[Marycmuller]

If it can cut trough metal, the least i espect, is that it can cut eggs. ¬¬

[rrunner81sg]

Did you ever notice that the steak knife is cutting an ALUMINUM can and NOT a tin can? They lied! Maybe they're also using a phony nail too! :-)

[Corporations8MyBaby]

My Family's Ginsu Knives are 28 years old or so... and yes, still sharp... seriously. The brown plastic handles are so ugly. The place where the blades meet the handles on the steak knives are grimy and stained. I have the utility knive at my place now... Great with pizza and rope. In 20 years I am gonna ask for my 19.95 back or a new set (50 year guarantee.) We should all call douglas quikut in 2029. HAhahaha

[SneakySolidSnake]

don't know if i would trade off the old flame for the new ones. i got me some ginsu's and they suck. blades are all dull compared to my meat cutting knife. the blades got nics in them. i guess i didn't get the upper level ginsu

[Corporations8MyBaby]

HAHAHAHA! Dude you can totally get your knives replaced for free... life time guarantee right?

[SneakySolidSnake]

hmm, you may be right. i'll have to give it a look-see.

[Naproxenum]

only good thing here is commercial.. hahahha knifes like that only shred not cut... so yeah, they are shit.

[BlackMetalGodz]

Cutco and the forever guarantee is better. nuff said

[foodstooge]

I still got 15 years left on my 50 year guarantee.

[SwedeWithAnAccent]

How do your knives hold up?

[johnnyfree]

yes, let me cut a log, then go prepare the steak for my family

[WhatsAYak]

Isn't that how lumberjacks do it? LOL

[Llythe]

how bout cutting a nail and then enjoying some pinapple

[whiteshadow247]

haha

[craigdatiga]

Utility knife? Tile, eggs, pizza??? WTF

[youraverageoge]

I love a good titling with eggs and cheese, pizza.

[Emwo]

But can it cut a pinapple in mid-air?

That guy sure looked like he put extra effort into slicing it. >_>

[TheWiiZone]

"SEND NO MONEY!" :D

[BioHazard376]

rofl at 1:04 the dude cuts open a can in rage then decides to cut himself a piece of meat like 1 second after

[FilmNMusicBuff77]

EEEEYYYAAAH! WATERMELON

[Guinnie]

but wait theres more...

[rayruiz12345]

EVERY knife will dull, its impossible to stay sharp forever unless u sharpen it

[hbah427]

Each knife is serrated. Serrated knives don't need sharpening.

[sexytrout]

dosnt mean they don't get dull, it just takes longer, and once they do you cant sharpen them

[Dumachum]

These "ginsu" style knifes" aren't serrated. They are more like a hacksaw with a kitchen knife handle attached..

They have microscopic teeth which actually do the cutting and if you try to sharpen them it actually dulls the knife more than it sharpens them. If you can really call these things "knives" to begin with,

[Bioshock13]

My mum bought this back in 1980. It's 2009 now and we're still using it.

[spinhook888]

Commercials were so much better back then...

[gmag44]

"how's that for a clever cleaver" hahaha

[swichi293]

I want it now, dam advertising

[exbogus]

how it doesnt cuts the table ? omg

[atang09]

ashley tisdales grandfather created these

[ginsuguy]

Ashley's G-pop did not. The trademark is registered to Ed Valenti and every printed source confirms it. This is a misconception fuled by the Morris family

[banduril]

calm down

[jensoes]

haha

[kizbo]

haha no.

[flips73182]

That is a clever cleaver! HAH HAH HAH!!!

[Khoonda88]

Why would you wanna chop down a tree? =(

[guiltybystander77]

...and then cut up a tomato...

[exbogus]

a tomato tree

[PbNPVideo]

Better yet, why cut a pipe and then some bread? Or a nail and then a pineapple?

[monstersparkler]

Perhaps you're anemic?

[eskimogirl8421]

Tiles, Eggs, or Pizza!

god those three things don't relate to each other at all.

XD

[rrunner81sg]

That was NOT a tin can! It was aluminum! False advertising!

[myongavonbontee]

Mine went dull after only 46 years, whatta ripoff!

[rikiyamashi]

ginsu slices w/o mercy or pity

[09F911029D74E35BD841]

Crafted by Hattori Hanzo himself.

[animalfreak147]

i love this informercial. "but it can't split a watermelon" cuz that's how chefs used to do it before these knives came out.

[HelpFindTheMissing]

I always thought these were funny. "How much would YOU pay? Wait - don't answer - there's more!"

[LeadCeno]

Anyone lose any fingers yet?

[Rozom]

Did he say "Parn-apple"?

[df747jet]

w00t Ginsu FTW.

[calvinrulz123]

i remeber this commercial from when i was a kid

[edudrepus]

we got ours in 1981 (the steak knives) and those things are still not dull they get plenty of use too!

[cbsfm101]

Classic stuff, man!

[funkycucumber]

ginsu knives are the best man! all my knives are ginsu.

[angryshoebox]

This ad was on *all the time* when I was a kid! So stupid it's funny kinda thing. Now I gotta look for the non-stick pans and the Bamboo Steamer, lol!

[khidak1]

I was hoping they'd show the 1-800 number afterwards on either Ginsu knife commercial

[classictvfunhouse]

Me too. But the knives do work!

[cpnjack]

They use nanotechnology and force fields.

[slimeytoes]

This ad made me hungry... mmm heater hose...

[Kelski1998]

This ad made me hungry... mmm heater hose... MMMM Beer Can

[blklightning330]

mmmmm way to copy someone else's post douchebag

[ti994a]

Good times.

[markfox13]

I've got a 10 year old ginsu cleaver I still use!!!

ah the memories. Thanks for submitting this video.

[Frakamazog]

So I have to ask - How is that cleaver after 10 years of use?

[SnakesOnABlog]

I've got to go cut through some nails.

[vominator]

I hear Cutco bought the old ginsu plant

[ginsuguy]

Not true. Still owned by Quikcut/Warren Buffet...Ed Valenti

[ddevore42]

wow what a flashback that was! Cutco knives must be the second best knives in the world, we've had a set for 10+ years and they still rock.

[ginsuguy]

Have my Ginsu for 27yrs

[clayphish]

cutco the second best? lol Try Wustof Trident and you'll know whats good.

[QuixoteVII]

But wait!

[Sarcasma58]

Best commercial EVER!!!!