Tupari Sports Drinks Will Eat Your Children - Mass Effect 2

[CharmieKid]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite sports drink on the Citadel!"

[LordMarshall1008]

Tupari Machine: Tupari buy our...

Shepard: ಠ_ಠ

Tupari machine: Have some money

[qwertyuiop123456168]

Tupari, buy it or we'll find you.....Drink Now!

[partyrockevo]

Tupari machine: energy giver 9 (;

[RyuKaguya]

Tupari machine: i am assuming direct control!



[Herobrineman34]

Tupari drink it or take an arrow to the knee

[bugsd4]

Tupari-Drink it now because if you don't Garrus will never finish his calibrations.

[Acedemonlord]

@bugsd4 nice

[knives4cash]

Okay, so a can of soda sells for 1 credit, and a pistol sells for 50... That doesn't seem right.

[SauronXIV]

He got hit by a shuttle!

:O ahahahahahaha

[PMW3]

1:30 that's creepy

[TheWorldStrider]

Hermione: Its Salaaaaaaarion not Salooooooorian

[johnnycajxrt]

Drink Tupari, if you don't we'll find you

[TheEviscerator]

Tupari - It'll give you quads!

[nadlos1]

Tupari- Now Made with Mariguana

[GhostSnake]

Another rogue AI.

[th3d3storoy3r]

TUPARI - Now contains Viagra

TUPARI - Now contains Quarian Immuno-Boosters

TUPARI - If you drink it ALL women in the galaxy will want you in bed

[TheRevan1337]

i want to make a drink called Renegon,who needs paragade when you got Renegon? now with an extra 110% chance to make you angry!

[LightStreak567]

@TheRevan1337 I could go for a paragade right now :D

[TheRevan1337]

@LightStreak567 sooo you plat Paragade eh? lemme just say that "your working to hard"( get the reference?)

[LightStreak567]

@TheRevan1337 Yah, one of my favorite renegade interrupts.

[TheRevan1337]

@LightStreak567 ^^

[RandomCrap83]

tupari makes u gay and is NOT GOOD FOR U AND THE THING IS A !@#$ LIAR

[JamesStiff1]

tupari, because if you don't drink it, Mass Effect 3 wont come out.

[jedisociety]

biotic gods drink tupari

[qwertyuiop123456168]

Tupari-from the makers of Soylent Green

[MRBOOGEYMAN100]

question. what if the drink machine was saying instead of tupari sport'sdrink he was saying buy now coke a cola and sede all of that stuff

[Okamifanj]

181 out of 184 people like this video, the other 3 are on my list

[xbix22]

heres what the guy was gonna say:

i got a refund on tupari cause that machine was a dirty liar

[sp051]

3 people preferred drinking Paragade

[MrIcePho3nix]

Tupari - It's got what space plants crave!

[laminatedsamurai]

In Soviet Russia, Tupari drinks you!

Tupari....because you're a loser!

Tupari. Helping Salarians get laid since 2132!

[Asmo123456789101]

Tupari ...the only sports drink endorsed by Hairbringer.

Random person drinking tupari:ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[linksnipeshooter]

(Probably posted already) This is Commander Shepard and Tupari is my favorite drink in the Citadel.

[BWIENS789]

"Tupari... ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."

[TheTrevor999999]

tupari, drink it or this machine will eat you and turn you into tupari.

[tsuyu032696]

Tupari, its can bring back a former Spectre to life.

[UltimaKeyMaster]

Oh god, the moment I came across this in the PS3 version, I grinned like a maniac.  Best vending machine ever. XD

[Kirrahe]

In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead." so mass effect, you are my hero

[izreallylolz]

9 out of 10 Husks recommend tupari to their friends, the last one prefers brains.

[crashnitrokartowns]

tupari, it can also be stuck up your ass for extra flavor

[Numdenu]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my LEAST favorite store on the Citadel.

[DoomByLurker]

"the last one is on my list!" LMFAO

[robloxdude19]

Tupari, now 95% Ecstacy. 5% Piss!

[gabepaq]

"Tupary drink it or become dead"

[Kikeesperto]

Tupary,Aproved even by Chuck Norris!

[AzNl3eaST]

" Tupari Sports Drink! Gives you the power to kill a Ghost!"

[mattstorm360]

I am Commander Shepard and I drink Tupari. =D

[nuijnpwnsxD]

''Tupari Sports Drink! Drink it and get a pee-fever''

[RyMaNF0v]

"Chuck Norris drinks Tupari, you should too!"

[rockerD97]

@RyMaNF0v chuck norris is copyright of official badass company

[lollerfisk]

PARAGADE: 100% real justice with a double-shot of KICKASS.

[djermaine17]

lol "bring your ancestors back from the grave" was a pepsi reference xD

i want sum tupari!! xD

[JPxxMW2]

Tupari Is yo Mumas Dad!

[blacksd345]

"Tupari.... I Once Had A Friend Who Wouldn't Drink Tupari What Do You Know? He Died.... By ME"

[Thelittleblackjack2]

Try and Tupari sports drink, (not recommended to the elderly unless in good mood)

[shadowknights2000]

'tupari it tastes like pee i mean pea soup.buy tupari'

[TheMan36027]

"Tupari... It's a recycled drink! 100% eco friendly!"

[carter2567]

Drink tupari or the geth will kill u.

[crazylegoscentist]

Tupari, If you dont drink it I will bang your wife!

[Dontyouevertouchme]

Tupari... Endorses Jack Yo!

[NintendoKiddd]

"Tupari drink... BUY ONE NOW!"

[mqkhas]

i thought paragade was gadorade

[mqkhas]

who ever doesnt watch this is gonna b on my list

[mqkhas]

lol wtf its so fing funny

[mattstorm360]

@solidacid5 O_O

[andrewman78]

Did he say Shepard... Is that why he betrayed us? :O

Fuckin' Tupari! XL

[inuyasha331]

@andrewman78

I KNOW! RITE?

[andrewman78]

@inuyasha331 YES! 

[FanGirlYell]

Tupari- It tastes like cra- I mean yummy shi- I mean.

[Gshocker10]

Tupari it's so good that it will make the guys at Disney realize "we're doing it wrong".

[zigzag9876]

Tupari, if you dont by a tupari right now, i will EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SOUL.

Tupari, its good for you.

[TheXBC123]

TUPARI !!!!!!......maker your anus bleed

[WhoGivesAFckImEmo]

Tupari! Its better than Paragade! If you dont buy a Tupari sports drink right now, I will eat your penis! :O

[Diaz6911]

If you dont drink TUPARI i it will follow you in your dreams

[duketaco1]

tupari it cures herpes.

[duketaco1]

tupari it will cure cancer.

[samekiss1]

Uhhh..ookay >__>

[BritneyAddicted4EVA]

Commander Shepard drinks Tupari! Don't you want to be like Commader Shepard? :)

[rabin456456]

machine " Tupari, its so amazing you`ll fell like your losing your virginity. To me"

[MarioRules98]

You will comment suicide without Tupari! Tupari, now available in Pee Flavor! Get yours now!

[56kingcarter]

tupari buy one or your fucking dead!

[56kingcarter]

tupari buy you or your fucking dead!

[thekyle6565]

Tupari Your language for crap in a bottle

[dualsamurai]

Tupari, now with 30% more prozerrak! Tupari will Change your life!

[lillocko3]

tupari sports drink made from godly chuck norris's toxic shit =D drink up XD

[MrSpartacusthegod]

Tupari- drink it to give your accuracy and power a SUPER boost!

[totalSNIPER]

Tupari-if you dont drink it, pictures of kittens will be sad.

[coddominator007]

tupari-do u like chidren well ur love tupari its made of chidren

[killsdazombies]

Tupari - Made with real children tears!

[colinpownz]

Tupari- Makes waffles even better than pancakes!

[nWo4life812]

Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Tupari on the Citadel.

[TSkullo10]

*Machine bonks your head using robot arm* You coulda had a Tupari.

[umrealproductions]

you really want to drink tupari. you need to drink tupari. drink tupari.

[jawsda1st]

"baby tears are in paragade man tears are in our tupari"

[LaketreeRKR]

TUPARI-What Chuck Norris would drink if he wasn't dead!

If you don't drink TUPARI, your children will all be born mutants!

Drink TUPARI-We've got mob connections!

[kennu7776]

GIVE IN........>;D

[Rac07b]

What does your 2:30 feeling feel like? Tupari Sports drink- hours of energy now and no getting hit by Shuttles randomly later.

[H8Breeder1]

HAH! Thats how Coca-Cola should handle they buisness XD

[cugergaben69]

Tupari! If you don't like it, DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY!

[keeneye47]

Drink Tupari Sports drink, or your a loser!

[LynwoodAvenue]

Tupari, It will make Paris Hilton Go Away.

[directortyler123]

HEY! Do you need gratuitous amount of energy? Try Tapari! The only energy drink to give you a SUPER MEGA AMOUNT OF ENERGY!

[wiiplay125]

OMG i will buy a Tupari already! Stupid machines these days

[rockcabbage]

Tupari! Made from the recycled dreams of orphans!

[fisterfight]

Tupari, we eat yo wimmin.

[kay12345678987654321]

@fisterfight That is atrocious spelling, very sub-par.

[fisterfight]

@kay12345678987654321 Dael wit eet

[chainsawbunny1]

Drink Tupari, otherwise...do you really want surprise buttsex from a Krogan?

[kdcomics]

tupari! contains 4 times the colesterol of mcdonalds!

[JustinLawlzALot]

Wait, So a sports drinks can create a zombie outbreak? Like deadrising? I guess we should Fear the Future.

[AsiansLuvOGC]

Tupari... Just buy it already

[sithmaster4305]

Tupari - If you don't buy it the blood pack will come for you....

[Shikamaru524]

Tupari- Now with 5% liquids!

[swiftor]

@Shikamaru524 lol

[stumphyjr3]

I kinda want a Tupari right now.

[swiftor]

@stumphyjr3 I hear they'll bring your ancestors back to life. Watch out.

[mattstorm360]

@swiftor TUPARI

drink it then covert it to pee

[Monopoly907]

@swiftor Tupari now with 5% of your mothers piss

[50033836]

Tupari - your average weekly dosage of bowel cancer, in just ten minutes!

[Hellishblitz]

HAHA now i get paragde its powerade took me a day to find out

[swiftor]

@Hellishblitz Its like paragon + renegade too.

[Ioini]

@swiftor I love being a Paragade. Helping the helpless, kill dangerous people. I love it!

[TheZyvibe]

cheers shepard!

[rockbandmaster234]

i thought it was actualy guna say "Tupari- we eat children that dont drink Tupari" xD

[swiftor]

@rockbandmaster234 nah, just made a fun title =D

[Egamer1]

@swiftor Tupari if you dont drink it we'll hit you with a Tsunami Lol

[amf882]

9/10 people follow swiftor on justin.tv. the last one is on my list

[aKaxMaDxDaWGx]

i just love his comments and reactions

[jimbob3332]

76 out of 77 people liked this video, the last one is on my list.

[wheelsoffury]

I know tupari is on your mind. Cmon Give in............

[HeyMrThompson]

That robot cola machine is crazy

[xShadowNinja]

I played this game 5 times and I never notice this for some reason.

[ZmillaZ]

i should put up some reach.

[Spiderzumbie]

9/10 of Tupari drinkers say they will recommend Tupari to their Friends. Also, 9/10 of the people polled think the 10th guy is an idiot.

[MrLove2shoot]

@SpikeCowboyBebop that machine should have its own sound effect

[kobefan98]

Yey Ur back

[TheGameFoxJTV]

Wow, never saw that when I played.

[pmckeown40]

Tupari! Now with enough sugger to power 4 planets!

[blackeyejim]

@pmckeown40 sugar..

[Xrosder]

In soviet russia Tupari is scared of you.

[TheParadoxPrototype]

Pretty Messed up Machine.

[SandhuAndreas]

Dude at the end: "I just got a refund on a Tupari drink, it tasted like crap"

A Tupari salesman was then to be found throwing his lifeless body into space later that day.

[starman1165]

Comander shepard drinks Tupari don't you wanna be like commander sheppard? BULLSHIT!!!!!! lol

[SourEmotion]

with Tupari, Ragnarok is upon your enemies!

[Lukuz13]

*this close to saying* "Fucking drink tupari!"

[burrFTK]

lmao it brings your ancestors back from the grave

[MiNDx1er]

Swift is last on my list...

[Avirace777]

if Tupari brought my ancestors back i think this would be Native land again hahahah

[MRBIBERBLASTHA]

ONLY LOSERS DRINK PARAGADE WINNERS DRINK TAPARI

[Hawtpokkitz]

How exactly do I use it to bring my ancestors back? Do I just pour it in their grave? I'm in need of a zombie army...

[airsoftgun96]

more mass effect please!!!!

[vakuf8]

give in..lol

[Hellishblitz]

HAHA

[Haroids]

"Wait that sounds......Bad".

ROFL!!!!!!

[TANKVC]

favorite gamer of all time is swiftor!!

[MegaPascal31]

0:56 is a joke about a coca cola ad that was badly translated to chinese and said "coca cola will bring your ancestors back from the grave"

[Dude36593]

I need to go buy some Tupari before I get killed... >.>

[Jonatine77]

ROFL

[MyNameIsMrPlow]

I highlighted this ageeeeeeeeees ago, glad you put it up swift :D

[swiftor]

@MyNameIsMrPlow Thanks for highlighting this dude!

[shadowknights2000]

umm why would they recomend this because sheperd drank it cause swfitor is playing as shepard and he says no

[13vinh]

do you know a game called Alien Swarm?

[Desmond21228]

i cant wait until you play some dead rising 2

[swiftor]

"The last one is on my list."

[Wizdude5]

@swiftor you're there last one ;)

[nicnacking75]

dick stroke amino acids?

[invalide014]

id' like to say 5th, but no

[stinky7654]

haha this is how i reply to pepsi commercials!

[halfapotato]

OMG THIRD

[aMinisculeFly]

woot

[aMinisculeFly]

first

[Tplayer47]

@aMinisculeFly Woot

Your a faggot

[aMinisculeFly]

@Tplayer47 60% of people who accuse others of being gay have had a homosexual relationship before :)