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  • invisibilaty!! bcz i would b able t be with the person i love without them knowing..

  • meet onision...

  • FLY

  • I wanna have the super power to read minds and tell if people told the truth or not

  • Reading peoples minds and x ray vision lol haha and I'm invisible very dirty hahaha NO joking I'd Rather like to have the power of reading peoples minds :D

  • time travel to fix the past and to see the 60-90s that would be fun

  • HAX!!!!!

  • i would be able to see through clothing and create skinney jeans by just thinkin of them

  • SHAPE SHIFT!! I COULD DO ANY FRICKEN THING I WANT!!! FROM CONCERTS TO FLYING AND WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!!!!

  • The power to make items out of nothing... So I can make a undead army... O.o Or just make a book and read... OR MAKE A GUN AND SHOOT EVERYTHING!!!

  • The ability to do whatever I want whenever I want

  • hahahhah see the future and 

  • Fly or read minds or be like, super super smart definantly!

  • All of them

  • I would want the strength of Superman.

  • To make my hands into brushes, cuz my hair gets REALLY frizzy in the middle of the day :P

    And you're absolutely adorable in this video(:

  • orgasm anytime i want... then i would have an orgasm once every 5 minutes without ever touching my penis... so it woulden't be considered grose right?

  • I've always wanted to fly... I mean that just seems like the ultimate experience to me :P

  • I've always wanted to fly. I mean that just seems like the ultimate experience to me :P

  • I'd want to be able to have perfect eye sight and hearing

  • if i could pick a power i would have a power that would alow me to have any power...... if that makes sence xD

  • @TheShaneDawsonFan11 I totally agree! and it does make sense.... to me at least :)

  • @inufan95 :D

  • to make anything my imagination could come up with

  • Force factor power

  • i wanna be god

  • mind reading...heheh :3

  • telekinisis :)

  • id like to fly. but id also like to eat all i want and stay ripped

  • i'd like the power of speed because people call me slow and the power of healing becase i always get damaged or bleed

  • @mytooth100 lol

  • i would want to grow a radio-active utter with acid milk :DD

  • what if you go mad one day and fuck up the world?

  • I would want a combination of all powers, but to not be greedy i would want the power of persuasion.

  • I want to be like Superman (or Woman, i guess lol) I don't want to be immortal per se, just kinda indestructible. I wish that the only thing that could hurt me or slow me down is some glowing rock from another planet. That'd be sweet!

  • I'd like to have the power to prevent death.. Not my own, but the ones of people around me. (Not make them immortal either but simply to delay it for a few years), so that I can make sure, no one I care for, will leave this planet before me.

  • I want all the frikin super powers in the world!!! Lol

  • cum money... yeah cum money

  • The power to morph reality itself.

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  • FIREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!! Yeah, baby! XD

  • Its called being omnipotent

  • The power of Manipulation

  • walking on water, xray vision, invisiabilty and control of time and space

  • the power to be invisable.

  • the power to see through windows 

  • clone my self

  • teleport

    

  • See into the future, then I would go into a lot of casino's, bankrupt them and give the money to the poor.

  • Complete control and manipulation of time and space.

  • healingg

  • turn back time forward and backwards

  • the power to have any power i can imagine myself having

  • mindreading

  • I would want the power to control time. Like fast forwarding and stopping it. Of course aside from me.

  • my power woud be blue fire

  • my power woud be to take powers away

  • I would want to know what would happen in the future. Not something like when someone else or myself is going to die, just something small, such as someone doing something. You know what i mean...:D

  • mindreading

  • magnetic vision.

    and im going to have it, u can have magnets implanted in ur hands, and it will give u a 6th sense.

  • combustion, just being able to be made out of fire like when ever i want would be awesome

  • teleportation

  • Thank god you don't have your super powers, You would control everyone to follow your ignorant vegetarian views, knock your worlds out of balance, And kill everyone.

    So it's a good thing, that things aren't your way.

    If i had a superpower. It'd be snapping my fingers to make someone shutup as long as i wanted. Or to make people dissapear, Like you =)

  • @bmxman242 your a fuckin ass hole its his vision just back the fuck off, damn your probably fat anyway, so no one likes you so you have to comment on other videos to make yourself feel powerful when all you are is a fuckin fat ass,

  • @bmxman242 wow your a 35 year old with no life and no girlfriend/wife so you still have know life and fuckin shave you look like your trying to be a cool person when your just look like a fag

  • @sarahslifeable LMFAO

    TROLLIN BICH.

    I'm 17. Nice job creeper. You're defending this pussy ass motherfucker on youtube, YOU'RE THE COOL ONE HERE. PROPS ON NO LIFE. LMFAO

  • @bmxman242 yea im 17 to an i am defending him, he didnt do anything to you at all and its spelt like bitch

    fuckin pussy

  • @sarahslifeable LAWLS

    ROFL-COPTER.. BITCH,,,

    GET SOME SLIM FAST

  • @bmxman242 fuck you and get those damn pubs off your face

  • I like to have a mix of powers that I can combine together

  • ability to control time and fire

  • i want to be able to stop time, that would be the greatest thing ever. of course i'd want to start it up again, obviously, but yeah i'd love to stop time so that i could actually get some peace and not always worry about what time it is.

  • i don't think the ability to do everything is a super power lol

  • I want to be able to FALCINNNN PUNCH!

  • KILL A GOAT BY STARING AT IT....

    Wait. That's a movie ;_;

  • to shoot bacon out of my eyes :D lol jks

  • invisibility ftw!

  • lol you want to be god

  • the power of flight!

  • the power of filght!

  • uhh hover 20 feet jump 34 feet punch far lightning like inFAMOUS

  • to cover people in SPAGHETTI

    ...or maybe the power of crunchy berries and cool mint with a satisfying CRUNCH!

  • i would like to have tha power of Regeneration and Immortality

  • i would want the power to be able to read other's minds and emotions

  • being invisible :)

  • TELEQUINESIS its the shit

  • Lycanthropy!!!

  • TELEQUINESIS

  • By the way I'm a girl so I don't think I need bigger genitals lol

  • Shape shifting

  • larger genitals are a super power now? o_O um well regardless I want to be able to fly around or breath and see clearly under water,

  • I wanna fly! :D

  • I wanna have angel wings.. soooo bad :)... I mean.. they look cool, and then I can finally fly :D

  • power ranger powers nuff said lolz

  • I'd have the power to look at pigeons freely.

  • id have the power to any thing im wearing goes with me, or even to change by body for claws, armour speed as well as reflect light making me invisible cloth and all

  • I wish I could Have I any power I want

  • Somebody's been watching too many cartoons!  Larger Genitiles is real, not a superpower (don't ask).

  • another super power i would have would be whenever rick roll comes up i can mentally send 1500 trojan viruses to the person who uploaded it :D

  • I want thee power to be able to TELEPORT just think about it

    ooooh lets go to hawaii BAM your in hawaii

  • i would have the ability to possess people like a ghost

  • I think i would want my super power to be mind reading :)

    I always want to know what people are thinking...be it good or bad, i'm heavily curious, theres only so much you can read from peoples expressions :)

  • i want acid cum and viagra and i will go on a killin sspree

  • Power to fart, sh**, burp, cough, sneeze, WHATEVER.... RAINBOWSSSS!!!! Oh and flight... plus invisibility. :D

  • The power to shit hamburgers!! - thanks to makemebad35- =D

  • i want to be able to turn into a singularity point at will.

  • I'd want the power to lead a desire-free life.

  • the ability to make delicious food with my mind

  • The power to turn water into water with a slight yellow tint

    The power to raise your cholesterol levels using only your mind

  • The power to turn water into water with a slight yellow tint

  • Time Travel!

  • me i would wanna be a rubber man like monkey D luffy

  • to make pizza come out of no where.....and tacos....and some hot guys.....thehehe! well! .....and to have all the mean people be poked to death....by a stick...yea

  • to shot noodle dishes out of my hands i love pasta

  • The power to heal

  • Fly Super fast! :D

  • I would have the power of GARRY'S MOD!

    To be able to Spawn any object in front of me,

    And create things with those objects.

    So I could make Cars, rockets, buildings,

    And so forth.

  • The power to fly and dont need to breath

    so i could fly out into space and see the whole universe and how huge it would be.

    its probably so colossal id be flying for eons

  • invisibilityy

  • u got a smart answer nd mine would b super strength

  • I would like to be able to become invisible.

  • The power to make people crap their pants. I just think that'd be funny.

  • I'd controll fire with some telepatic powers!

  • I'd have to say immortality at one age, Obviously because the prospect of death.. I don't like it. The fear of the unknown is the worst. Immortality definatly

  • I'd like to shoot food out of my hands..........:3

  • So he wants to be like Dr. Manhattan? o.o

  • To control time, and not have my age changed regardless of any time travel (like aging while time is paused, un-aging while going back in time, and vice versa).

  • to read minds

  • Its not really a super power but have a universal remote also Invisibility and Flight

  • OMG I WANTED THAT POWER TOO

  • Nuclear power

  • Shapeshifting or being able to stop time , I'd like that :)

  • teleportation:] like jumper

  • TeLeKeNiSeS!

  • The power to control the elements... like the avatar :P

  • When I was little, I used to wish on stars.

    "Star light, star bright, very first star I see tonight, I wish I may I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight: I wish I could fly... without wings"

    With a lot of emphasis on the "without wings" part.

    I think now, though, I'd prefer the power to become invisible.

  • flying would be fun, but it would be able to stop time, and more useful, say u had two more minutes to finish an exam, stop time, finish it! oh, ur being stalked by men with guns? no problem, stop time, run away. you wanna humiliate someone, simple, stop time, pull there pants down. that would be awesome.

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  • I wanna fly ^ ^

  • Your's is a little like cheating lol kinda like the 80th birthday video. Mine would be the power to heal.

  • my superpower would be controlling the 11th dimension. doing anything, creating anything, altering anything, removing anything, and knowing everything.

    and yeah to those about time control. jus get 6th dimension or higher. u could make ur past event not happen without even going back in time and risk messing ur current life =D

  • you power sounds cool, but dont you think its a little much for any human being to posses?

    I want the ability to make things appear, like forge atoms in to new thigns or somehting idk ... pies for africa!

  • The ability to move objects with my mind.

  • a power to get anything u want after u get that, u wuld just want all the superpowers in the world

  • To breathe underwater, so see my life underwater, exploring. To be like a fish.

  • High level telekinesis :D

    Cuz dark phoenix was pretty much a god 8I

  • if i had a super power it would be to morph into any animal to see how life is like for different species.

  • time control- meaning can tell the furture and slow down time..

    AND YOUR POWER IS SOOO CHEAP IM NOT PLAYING ANYMORE :(

  • Onision, all superpowers are cheating! xD I would totally choose time control. Imagine being able to bitchslap people without them noticing. Before you started time again of course. I wonder, like when for example you would slow time down and hit someone, wouldn't you be much more powerful? I mean you're going way faster, and all. So if you stopped time... i think i could take someone's head off by slapping them! And that would be so damn coo-errh... uhm... unlucky... he he

  • dude that is the coolest idea ever lol, like hacking a video game lol, hacking life!!!!

  • Weather control, definetly.

  • Ice Yea Just Simply Ice So That I Can Freeze Things Your Know.

  • Immortality and eternal youth.

  • I would want the power to have the same powers as other people, that's If everyone had powers...

  • hmmmm, to fly and turn super saiyen!

  • The ability to grant people and receive unlimited amounts of intelligence .

  • i want to have a bigger dick =[

  • Flex Mentallo's Muscle Mystery power.

    Or an xbox.

    Ok, i got it. I'd get Muscle Mistery, then use it upon my handheld Tetris.

  • teleportation because it would be sooo easy to teleport to the end of a race(im on the cross country team)

  • invisiblelity/shape-shifting/t­ime travil. cant choose. having any super power is kool

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  • super-speed and super-strength

  • I want to be able to teleport stupid ppl I hate I'd teleport them to the next country mwahahaha

  • to be a shape shifter.

  • invisible or flying idk

  • I wish I could b invisible

  • ..time travel

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  • My super power would be able to talk to animals so I could find out what they were thinking about how they think about things like humans and whatever :D useless but fun.

  • first of all why are you making a video of u being mad fun of 2 of all i v been mad fun because of ho w i wrote in kinder garden

  • But if you get that power, wouldn't it kinda de-humanize you? Ya know? But I guess that's what all super powers do so nevermind :P Mine would either be shape-shifting... or the manipulation of people's feelings.

  • @myheartstrings Manipulating people's feelings is not a power, it's a technique that should never be abused.

  • Shapeshift. That way I could adapt to any situation. If I can't reach a kite in a tree, I shall shapeshift into a giraffe to get it out.