Louis CK on why Blacks are often shot by the police.

[elstroshitnonstop]

i know it is a joke, but it is also somewhat correct. and louie knew that when he said it. you know i was just joking?

[elstroshitnonstop]

well guns are black and so are black peoples hands. just an observation. i have been fooled many times by my friend tyree. o tyree

[321Liquidator123]

@elstroshitnonstop Well I know it is just a joke but do you? You talk about it like its a fact. You do actually know that black people are not really black like the color black, do you?

[PetrifiedMushroom67]

@321Liquidator123 yea they are dodo brown

[Aardvarked88]

Not racist on any level, he wasn't even saying black people's hands look like guns, it was an ironic comment about the mindset of the police officer, not Louis CK's actual opinion.

[Metavac]

Everybody just relax and lighten up about racist, black people call us crackers and make fun of us for being white and we make fun of them for eating chicken and being black. I'd say it's a pretty good love/hate relationship.

[stickydog480]

I've never heard this C.K joke. hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha

[ninjajesus81]

Guns are black. Their hands are black.

Let's all be politically correct and pretend that similarity is untrue.

[OMGIAmNaked]

@ninjajesus81 Let's not

[legentari]

@ninjajesus81 Come on son, the hands of even the darkest black man cannot be as black as a gun. But I get that its a joke, and I think its funny.

[EXetoC]

Why is it tagged as racist? It's a fucking joke

[TurnToJesus1]

lmao

[iamextremelyawesome]

i like when honkys talk to other honkys about niggaz.

[FLATFEET3]

my hands are guns and shut the fuck up @kitbird87 that was unnecisary ..excuse my spelling

[kitbird87]

@FLATFEET3

And I think I found one of  them right here.

[andrewwilxeymaul]

Everything about this makes me chuckle. From the actual video to the posts.. Pure fun.

[kitbird87]

Bunch of nigger just got mad :(

[SmurkyMcSmurkutun]

@kitbird87 and a bunch of your "teaher" just got mad...lol

[kitbird87]

@SmurkyMcSmurkutun

Bunch of you dropouts just got shot.

[SmurkyMcSmurkutun]

@kitbird87 you missed the opportunity to point out that I spelled 'teacher' wrong, while criticizing you on your grammar. Haha.

[kitbird87]

@SmurkyMcSmurkutun

Ah douche,a

[DrinkElectrolytes]

@popesnose u mad bro??

[popesnose]

Louis CK a ginger with a very small dick.

[acealexander702]

@popesnose really how did you know he has a small dick? did your mom tell you?

[saintbeast24]

THEY'RE HANDS LOOK LIKE GUNS LOL

[ShaolinPete]

haha it is true, their hands do look like guns

[shapashapA1]

was that loveline?

[icarus313]

This is fucking hilarious

[SKYBALLA06]

funny...lol im black by the way :) hes a good comedian and im a big fan

[twelvelookslike]

hahahaha

[dedpxl]

Oh my god, their hands look like guns.

That. Is. GOLD.

Laughing my ass off here!

[wookyz1]

leave it to a bunch of faggy neo nazi wannabes to fuck up good comedy

[x3Gunman3x]

@wookyz1 lol because he hates blacks hes a neo nazi? i hate black people im no nazi... oh and i also hate jews... just saying

[wookyz1]

@x3Gunman3x louis ck is funny, i was talkin about the faggy white leaving comments

[wookyz1]

@239Nicks um...are you new to youtube, this youre first time typing nigger, you feel better now,got it off your chest LOL. nigger comes from the inability of rednecks and faggy white boys to pronounce the latin word negro LOL

[239Nicks]

@wookyz1 actually in my country everybody say "negr". It's a common word for blacks

[wookyz1]

@239Nicks i guess you can add dumb ass russians to the list LOL

[239Nicks]

@wookyz1 i guess you can suck my dick.

[wookyz1]

@239Nicks yep, faggy white boy LOL

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@wookyz1 You sound mentally retarded.

[wookyz1]

@mustbeburtreynolds how can i sound retarded if im typing, typing doesnt make sounds and if my comments are to difficult for you to comprehend i think you need a basic understanding of the english language.

[davidls11]

@wookyz1 Most (decent) white people have stopped using the 'N' word.  Maybe it's time for you to consider not using the 'F' word.

[wookyz1]

@davidls11 sorry faggot

[wookyz1]

@davidls11 you had to know that was coming

[davidls11]

@wookyz1 Well?

[wookyz1]

@davidls11 theres a multitude of ways to say nigger without saying nigger and niggers are screwed regularly on an involuntary basis, faggots enjoy taking dick, major difference but thats besides the point. my use of the word faggot has nothing to do with anyones use of the word nigger. shout it from the roof tops, i couldnt stop you if i wanted to. ill stop using faggot when im bored with it.

[davidls11]

@wookyz1 That makes you as bad as them...and just as oblivious. And now I'm bored with you.

[wookyz1]

@davidls11 that response is really gay LOL

[blindthrall]

@davidls11 FAGGOT

[davidls11]

@blindthrall loser.

[Averyofthemain]

@davidls11 I like both, they are descriptive and appropriate for all occasions.

[Th3Ghilli3dUppSniper]

I saw man wearing a black ski mask, turns out it was a BLACK man with a toque(winter hat) covering his head and he had a huge beard

[Mornys]

Just wear white gloves. I mean, Michael Jackson never got shot by police.

[Th3Ghilli3dUppSniper]

"Their hand look look loke guns" I died

[ninjajesus81]

@Th3Ghilli3dUppSniper Who the hell are you quoting?

[heatbucspies55]

Only Louis CK would say that.

[GooGoo32]

Goddamn, its some dumb ass ppl in this comment section. Holy Shit!

[GooGoo32]

lol "ding ding ding..we really gotta take a break"

[BlueMaxx86]

That break bell was VERY convenient.

[Pestz4Evah]

@BlueMaxx86 that was the inappropriate bell.

[BlueMaxx86]

@Pestz4Evah I bet it was. ;P

[futuretattooer]

trolls gonna troll.

[lowsperm81]

YEAH COPS HATE NIGGERS. BUNCH OF TROUBLE MAKERS.

[wickerpony]

@lowsperm81

Woah dude.

[lowsperm81]

@wickerpony I LIKE YOU. AN HONEST NIG

[wickerpony]

@lowsperm81

Thanks brah

[lowsperm81]

@wickerpony now i like you even more ... wonderful.

[ColbyFoote]

uhhhuhuh we really got to take a break. AKA "let's stop before we get sued"

[carsonkent]

I think African American is PC bullshit. My buddy Andre is as much an African as I am a Frenchman. I'm white. You might be black, or brown, or white with an orange spray-on tan.

We are all human, and we undoubtedly would realize that we all have many more similarities than differences.

But so many people think that they are right, and everyone else is wrong. Am I alone in this perspective? I think that I'm right, but I also think that I might be wrong...I don't claim to KNOW anything...

[AgentCarter]

@carsonkent yep, you arent racist. and you have a black friend to prove it

good work

[carsonkent]

@AgentCarter so if i mention that I know a black guy, that must mean irrefutably that I'm so white that i'm 'using' said guy to prove my anti-racism. hit me up when you enter the real world....

[AgentCarter]

@carsonkent whoa whoa whoa buddy. here i am, praising you, and you come back at me with insults?

why this is ridiculous

[monkeygoodcipherbad1]

"their hands look like guns!" LOL hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha ... o man I miss opie and anthony on radio... they made the drive home from work the best part of the day..

[1Kovik]

"Their hands look like guns"

... Wh... What the fuck did you just say?

[TheEthug]

@1Kovik You didn't catch it? That's weird because you quoted it in your comment...... anyway he said: "Their hands look like guns". Your welcome.

[wdsftygt]

dont trust this anti establishment red haired(ginger to geeks ) spic cocksucker bohonk commie cunt

[RunnrX]

@wdsftygt ok, upon your warning I'll take his advice lightly, and scrutinize the things this comedian tells me lololololol

[TheEthug]

@wdsftygt Damn that's one angry arsed nigger (with a hand that looks like a gun).

[lootsorrow]

simple solution, black people should be forced to wear those little orange caps on the ends of their fingers

[TheEthug]

@lootsorrow BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dionysus187]

@lootsorrow well the black women got it right with those huge ugly ass nails

[Smooth258]

@Dionysus187 Let's not get carried away with the black jokes

[ManofManyPasswords]

Their hands look like guns! lol!!

[heyzeus94]

ONA PARTY ROCK

[heyzeus94]

OPIE AND ANTHONY PARTY ROCK!

[Monkeyman2357]

Yeah...but he's talking about black guys.

[vict0r1ous]

@SandwichesPorkchop ok u wanna play dirty i can play

[vict0r1ous]

@vict0r1ous get a life troll

[thumbwopper]

People need to loosen up.

[vict0r1ous]

he reached into his pants and pulled out a black hand

[100PercentOJ]

Ha. Cool.

[Troublesome2008]

This is kinda messed up...

[RJW69]

Take your comment off. It ruined the surprise

[Jiiggaman]

Black is beautiful, why do you thing all white people want tans! :)

[Arayanrevenge]

@Jiiggaman because Tan>bleach white>shit dark.

[mrtundra45]

@Jiiggaman Tans dont make ya Black.... lol... if it did, Whites probably wouldnt tan at all anymore.

Also why do Blacks wear color contacts and hair weaves? ... cmon man................

almost Everyone tries to alter their natural appearance in some kind of way(s)...

[Jiiggaman]

@mrtundra45 It adds color to your skin so you won't look pale like a ghost. I was at the beach today and some of them were my complexion. You white people risk skin cancer just to get color on your skin. Black and white people get colored contacts and blacks have black, brown an sometimes hazel eyes not just black. My eyes are brown. Black and white women get weaves because its not good to keep putting all those chemicals in their hair it makes it fall out and has other bad effects on their hair

[noochterror]

@Jiiggaman actually black is the absence of color where as white is the combination of all colors in the light spectrum

[Jiiggaman]

@noochterror no matter what you say the saying is still going to say that.. Oh no wonder why yall turn pink, red, blue and all those colors. Ya'll like reptiles. And actually were brown ;)

[noochterror]

@Jiiggaman actually I am Cherokee (native american) and have been considered red brown and white so I don't judge others by color. Why are you upset if a white person is able to change skin color with the effects of the environment? Our culture used to respect reptiles who could blend into their surroundings and live in peace with the land. Do you feel like you can't? You can my brother just give it some thought and try harder. There are those that understand you just need to find them.

[JesusFingeredBabies]

@noochterror actually Chameleons changing color to blend into their background is a myth. Their colors change as per their mood and when they are looking to breed. I know it's off topic lol but it just popped into my head as i was reading your comment so i just thought i'd throw my two cents at you ;-)

[noochterror]

@JesusFingeredBabies Ya I have heard that as well. There is a reptile called the anole who is close to the chameleon who changes to brown from green due to stress. Usually the are in branches so it allows them to camoflauge themselves to the wood when a predator is around. I have heard some iguanas and monitor lizards can change color as well but not to that extent. There are alot of interesting animals out there.

[JesusFingeredBabies]

@noochterror you know what would really be cool? If people could change their color if/when they wanted to. Man, i can't wait until like a hundred years from now and all the races have been mixed to the point that we are all one race. But i figure stupid people will just find some other reason to hate someone they don't even know like eye color or some other dumb shit.

I'm Irish and Native American, btw. Sauk and Fox nation, baby! Jim Thorpe was my relative. I''m proud of that :-D

[noochterror]

@JesusFingeredBabies I am definately with you on that. Wow all the problems in the world that would go away with one skin color What I would do for that! But you are right, next would be eye color or hair color lol. You have a really interesting heritage there. I have a small amount of Polish in me. But enough to take pride in it as well.

[JesusFingeredBabies]

@noochterror u seem like a sensible dude so i'm gonna sub and friend u :-)

[opinionatedaunti]

@JesusFingeredBabies You've noticed how well everybody in Europe gets along? Asia? The Middle East? Race is just America's dysfunction. Other countries w homogenous racial make ups still find plenty of sh*t to fight about.

[JesusFingeredBabies]

@opinionatedaunti "if it ain't one thing then it's another" People will always find something to discriminate against :-( skin color, eye color, hair color, the shoes you wear, blah blah blah . . . i can't wait until people wake up and stop hating for our differences and start accepting for the things we share in common...

[sunburningstare]

@opinionatedaunti You must be out of your fucking mind, France has INSANE problems with argelians and blacks, mostly from the ivory coast, holland and finland have extreme right parties support skyrocketing, in sweden some girl had to transfer to a middle school far away from her home because at her original middle school the muslims beat her up for being white, london is flooded in muslims from paquistan or elsewhere and recently gypsies thieves...at least America has big non burocratic balls

[opinionatedaunti]

@sunburningstare DERP no shit sherlock. re-read my post, & this time pay particular attention to my conclusion. But first , make sure to look up the word sarcasm.

[opinionatedaunti]

@JesusFingeredBabies You've noticed how well everybody in Europe gets along? Asia? Africa? The Middle East? Race is just America's dysfunction. Other countries w homogenous racial make ups still find plenty of sh*t to fight about.

[jamcarr27]

@opinionatedaunti everyone in europe gets along ? lol never been to europe have ya bud ?

[opinionatedaunti]

@jamcarr27 lol never heard of sarcasm have ya bud?

[bubblehashman]

@noochterror

What?. Black is the combination of colors whereas white is the lack of colors. You're talking about the light spectrum which is nonphysical and black in terms of people is physical being a pigment. This is why blacks can turn into lighter colors while white is the end due to having no colors.

Damn the internet brings out the dumbest people who feel they are so smart when all you have to do is google or read a science book.

[ubojan]

@bubblehashman actually, it's the other way around... black is an absence of colors, while white is a combination of colors. Type "color theory" in Google and click "I'm feeling lucky" button.

[bubblehashman]

@ubojan

No, it's not. You're referring to light energy not physical pigments which we are as humans specifically the body. The only time black is considered the absence of colors is in art. Even in astronomy they are seeing that the darkness as not really absent of anything they just can't measure it while light can. Also darkness makes up the majority of the energy of space which is how it is in the physical, pigment world.

Since no one knows this just google "what colors make black".DAMN

[bubblehashman]

@bubblehashman

Just to make it clear for everyone who for whatever reason besides not wanting to admit the truth and want to appear intelligent, When someone says black is the absence of color they are referring to DRAWING ART BUT BLACK IN THE REAL PHYSICAL WORLD IS THE COMBINATION OF COLORS AND WHITE IS THE LACK. THIS IS WHY WHEN YOU BUY PURE PRODUCTS LIKE DRUGS THEY ARE EITHER WHITE OR VERY LIGHT WHILE SOMETHING THAT IS CONCENTRATED LIKE EXTRACTS ARE DARK BECAUSE IT IS FULL OF SUBSTANCES.

[bubblehashman]

@bubblehashman

Also, this may be one of the reasons blacks, including latins, have many genetic variations and can look so many ways while others besides some asians, not indians, don't have much genetic variation.

I'm not a racist I love all people as long as they are truthful and show respect BUT I'm not going to lie to make someone feel better when you feel good about yourself through YOUR accomplishments not some fake pride that you have no control over.

[bubblehashman]

@bubblehashman

Another thing, to make this really scientific adnd being exact "black" people are not black they are brown and different shades of brown which is really what you should call blacks, brown people and google "what colors make brown" to see exactly what I'm referring to.

[marktums]

@Jiiggaman i think its funny how all your favorited videos are fat girl butts.

[Jiiggaman]

@marktums I dont like skinny anorexic girls with pancake butts..thats like dating a man with a vagina

[JesusFingeredBabies]

@marktums lmAo@all fav vids are fat girl butts ;-)

[terryfez]

who is it that says the funny bit

[benjaminshinobi]

ha Ron & Fez!

[cbr0oks]

"we really gotta take a break." haha

[cohnwrithe1]

Thumbs up for people who quote the clip they just watched.

[nickypeeps]

@cohnwrithe1 thumbs down to you considering Anthony Cumia, in fits of laughter, repeats punchlines to the jokes people make while they're in studio all the time. but i guess you get a thumbs up for being too-cool-for-the-room guy

[cohnwrithe1]

@nickypeeps I was referring to the postees who recite in the comment box the jokes that they've just listened to. Its absurd. As for being "Too cool for the Room" guy, that's what the Doctor called me, just before he slapped me on the day of my birth.

[nickypeeps]

@cohnwrithe1 I'm fully aware of what you were referring to, and I explained how it's something some people always do in response to a joke they particularly liked. I don't see how the psyche behind typing it is any different from people who say it, i.e., one of the hosts of the show we're all enjoying

[charlien32]

cause they are black enough said!

[emosucks89]

"Their hands look like guns!" XD

[molnhunden]

he's a got a swedish evil twin named morgan pålsson

[boothesquirrel]

didn't even deserve the inappropriate bell, unless you're a colorblind retard or something

[jhohcable]

The world needs more of Louis CK and less namby pamby safe "comedy" that you just see more and more.

[godofthisshit]

@jhohcable

So I hope you're not one of those people who bitch about Chris Rock?

[mouzaba147]

their hands look like guns , that's some racist shit they got there

[MCJay2daSun]

@mouzaba147 u completely missed it, it was said in a sarcastic tone. they are definitely not defending the police here. they have a whole ridiculous tone. did u miss the whole part about the brush?

[silkvein]

@mouzaba147 Deal with it. It's a joke.

[spaceoreo]

@mouzaba147 You obviously don't know the work of Louis CK.

[sneakerheadforlife]

I never thought about it before but my hands do look like guns

[Tomanistanumerouno]

@sneakerheadforlife

Palms out for the 5-0 then

[yayyyzzz]

@sneakerheadforlife

lmfaooooooooooooooo

[gfuzzy]

@sneakerheadforlife Orange electrical tape/orange gloves.

[mormonjoe]

@sneakerheadforlife I'd high-five you for finally realizing that your hands are dangerous weapons, but I don't want my face blown off.

[Monkeyman2357]

@sneakerheadforlife dude wait, you're black?

[mocano4life]

yeah he is very funny, his name is jim norton (the guy next to louis)

[he1niken]

what's the guys name next to louis.. i forgot it, he's a funny guy as well.

[Pestz4Evah]

@he1niken jimmy norton

[he1niken]

@Pestz4Evah right, thanks lol.

[bronc30td]

@he1niken His name is Chip Chipperson.....he's a comic genius or sumthin'

[pyoobez]

@bronc30td all I know is he thinks Spiderman stinks and he doesn't like him.

[Hodgey1989]

@he1niken Chip Chipperson

[electricbayonet2]

"He dropped a brush! He's still got a gun!"

[cAliKidd2468]

so m yhands look like a gun huh? so who is to protect the US from terrorists? it seems the US has terrorists here from its own fabric

[TheTROLLTRON]

this niga gay

[zyruemusic]

YES!!!! U R RIGHT!!! The KLU KLUX KLAN is a perfect example of that!!!

[9N8X]

My hands look like guns D=

[comeasyouare1989]

nigger

[9N8X]

NO U

[zyruemusic]

That is my name...I'm a ghetto NIGGER...my mind has gone insane...I'm a Ghetto NIGGER....that be my cross to bear....I'm a Ghetto NIGGER....With the help of GOD I'll stand STRONG....I swear!!!! YES!!! NIGGER I AM!!!

[zecnobot]

lol @ their hands look like guns

[AttackMyAss]

Yes, you are.

[360reason]

hahahaha I love Louis!

[nickypeeps]

the delivery of "their hands look like guns!" like he's on The View making a obvious and reasonable political statement is why i love louis ck

[DonatiAlfaYed]

AHAHHAHHAaaaaaaaa aaaaAHAHAHAHHH

[flippinfl00b]

their hands look like guns!

[electricbayonet2]

He dropped the brush! That means he's still got a gun!

Oh, priceless.