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  • Nice impression :) I was looking for the real Patton film speech, but this one will do nicely ;)

  • He is the only reason I pray that reincarnation is truly possible.

  • I'm sure he would be highly pissed off if he were still alive today. Love Harry Reid comment..

  • Put McCrystal back in!!!

  • That sounds just like him. That was cool.

  • Long live Patton...Crazy bastard

  • Terrorists of the world

  • SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!!! fuckin liberals....

  • Stuffed patriotic bullshit... don't buy it... think instead.

  • @USERNAMEfieldempty You R a terrorist ... join your comrade Osama and go drown yourself !!!

  • @SpaceCowboy641 Or i could just get a lobotomy and join you lot.

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  • How do you know the people in these chat rooms are that well informed? Thats why you shouldnt just watch history channel but also do something thats called "reading books" but these days its so hard to do such a simple thing.

  • GOD Bless Gen. Paton, and the United States of America!

  • Yes, watch the History Channel, where people tell you what to think, instead of visiting chatrooms, where you and others can discuss your own ideas.

  • @HyaenusDominae The history channel is not about peoples ideas its about FACTS. Thats why these chat rooms are crap. They are full of dipshits spewing there opninions that are formed from half assed misinformation.

  • @HyaenusDominae People dont tell you what to think in the History channel they tell you FACTS which obviously people like you wont accept. The chat rooms are just opinions and opinions only matter unless you have FACTS to back it up. Besides, the history channel is crap now. All they fucking show is stupid ass pawn stars and road truckers instead of some REAL educational stuff.

  • @gunboie5443 You're right. I guess what I meant was that as long your just being told information without any way of communicating with the people talking to you, there's no way of forming a well considered opinion. The best thing to do is to gain straight information from impartial sources, then discuss of opinions with real people.

  • 1:23

    That's happening today!

  • The Movie was released in the UK under a different title 'Lust for Glory', it must've been the Patton-Montgomery differences for such a change.

  • kudos to whoever did patton's voice for this.

  • Green, White, and red, we'll put you on your death bed.. ;)

  • American needs General Patton now more than ever!

  • AMERICA!!

  • Speaks the truth!

  • America needs General Patton now more than ever!

  • @mindelo23 Wish we had more generals like Patton in our army than these politicians being generals! Patton would have ended these wars in a month not nine years!! Give him enough fuel and he'll go to Iran and shoot that paper-hangin' sonofa bitch!!

  • id follow this man anywhere!

  • this is not a godamn videogame haha, very good but George C. Scott had more loud outbreaks haha

  • So all international efforts for international understanding since WWII go down the toilet, because of one stupid country. Thanks America!

  • awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • Fukcing beautiful.

  • Excellent. Well done, but, unfortunately, too, too true.

    Thank you.---

  • If you don't get that this is satirical go ahead and dislike the video and then kill yourself and rid the human race of your stupidity.

  • This is rather clever...and very amusing.

  • At least Patton told it how it is rather than beat around the bush. He'd be ashamed of our president and our Military chiefs of staff.

  • Guys. This is not as patriotic and pure as I thought it was going to be. This is an obvious right winger making it sound like anybody who doesn't agree w/ him is lazy. Bullshit. I don't agree with a lot of what is said here, and I'm a hard working guy with good morals and respect for my elders and country. This is NOT the speech Patton would have given.

  • Speaking German would suck... the shortage of Jews on the other hand tho... hmmmmm ;)

  • Well put, well said. Carry on

  • we need more people with his attitude and courage in this country

  • General Patton must be breaking the Medicare bank!

    Fucker's 126 years old.

  • YELAMAMAMA WABBA DODAAA MMMHMMM PUDDIN' POPS. Whoever did the VO sounds like Bill Cosby, not George C Scott.

    DISLIKE.

  • This is a piece of shit, i agree. What a waste of time, label your shitty videos better

  • @jarred6089 I bet your the sort of dumbass he's talkin about.

  • Respond to this video...  Well said.

  • This is a piece of shit - a bastardization of a good movie.

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  • THERES TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE..........I THANK THE ONES THAT HANDLED OUR BUSINESS!!!! LOVED IT!

  • WESTSYEEEEEEEEEEED!

  • Patton himself could not have said it better.

  • This isn't imitating Patton. This is imitating George C. Scott. Big difference.

  • OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Amen to GutpileCharlie!

  • I've got no problem with Patton. He was a soldier's soldier.

    What are you? A pussies' pussy?

  • "Together we must learn how to compose difference, not with arms, but with intellect and decent purpose." EISENHOWER

    "When people speak to you about a preventive war, you tell them to go and fight it. After my experience, I have come to hate war. War settles nothing." EISENHOWER

    "It is well that war is so terrible — lest we should grow too fond of it." ROBERT E LEE

  • Too many idiots here don't know the first thing about war beyond movies. They think all war is good. If you think no one opposed entering the Second World War, you are dead wrong. And, no, it wasn't just the liberals. The core of the isolationist movement was the Senate Republicans, but many Democrats were also isolationists. There were 12,000 conscientious objectors who ended up working in noncombatant roles (1 was award the Medal of Honor).

  • brilliant...

  • omg, our so called 'wars' in the Middle East have nothing in common with WW2. That was a REAL, LEGALLY DECLARED WAR AGAINST AN ACTUAL FOREIGN GOVERNMENT. We, the USA, even then, were THE LAST to engage. And, when we did engage, we did so with a known enemy and an ENTRANCE & EXIT stragegy, fully approved by Congress, as they saw the "Clear AND PRESENT DANGER" to USA soil. There is NO SUCH condition in the Middle East. PATTON WOULD NEVER HAVE APPROVED OUR OCCUPATION OF THE MIDDLE EAST today!

  • 218 people got slapped, 733 people got slapped but it made them better men. I wish he was alive today.

  • A lot of chest-beating retardation in here. "Everyone's spoiled, nothing's as good as it was." How the hell would any of you know? Are you in possession of a time machine? If not, give serious thought to the concept of shutting up.

  • Nicely done. Of course Patton was a mad bastard. Successful. Did the job. Damned fine chap. And of course modern history would have been a whole lot different and far better if America hadn't stole daddy's car, house, furniture, treasure chest and blood back in 1770wotsit. That was Socialism. Nationalising other people's blood and treasure Investments! Talk about taking the road to perdition and the xbox.

  • @AVMamfortas and you know this maaaaaan!

  • wait what? an xbox? XD

  • 1:21 ? How the hell did he know microsoft would come out with an xbox in 1970 ? LOL

  • "Being free is a part of every religion." That's funny. Any religion with a deity usually comes with servitude.

    This is very well done, but I have to disagree with the message. We should either firestorm and bomb the whole goddamn country (Yeah right, like we have the balls), or just leave it as is, since we're not doing much more than blowing American money out of our ballsacks.

    We're useless, so we should stop being useless or stop trying. I'm cool with either.

  • we need to pull out

  • What's the point of being a superpower but behaving like a nincompoop because of political correctness? Exercise your God-given power without apology and your enemies everywhere will come to their senses and become reasonable just as Germany did, just as Japan did. America's fighting men are lions but sometimes they are led by sheep.

  • We need more men like Patton. Ruthless, hardass, hard working asskicking men but to bad he would never get away with stuff like that today...its a shame.

  • @777TraubenKnall777 More Patton, less patent leather.

  • 205 people are being slapped by PATTON!

  • We need a strong son of a bitch in the front office. Spoiled and lazy is right. I am 26 and my generation scares the shi$ out of me. My grandparents were so much harder workers and so much more motivated towards their country. This isn't about anyone else. This is about the US.___ Being sympathetic for others strictly prevents us from preserving ourselves. The AMERICAN nation. If they kill you, they kill me. People should understand that.

  • @MrDenverRebel "Being sympathetic for others strictly prevents us from preserving ourselves."

    Jesus would call this evil; a modern doctor would diagnose you with sociopathy. Either way, this isn't really an attitude to be proud of. You live in a nation of laws and a world filled with people who have just as much right to be here as you do. You can sob and cry about that, or you can man up and fulfill the moral and ethical responsibilities you were born with.

  • @jacobkosh man up and fulfill the moral and ethical responsibilities I was born with ? In what way does bending over provide me an avenue to man up? As for the responsibilities I was born with, loyalty is one. So for MY country, I would man up. Your philosophy is that of a peasant. Hopeful and lighthearted. Not feasible. There is no such thing as utopia. Wake up. My moral responsibilities lie within the preservation of my country's standing. Something void in your pink, fluffy dreams.

  • @MrDenverRebel You live in the United States, dumbshit. Our constitution specifically talks about "promoting the general welfare." You bleat about loyalty, but you're not even loyal to your own country's founding document; you're just a shaved ape making excuses for its lazy, selfish behavior. You could choose to be a man, and you haven't. Pretty sad.

  • @jacobkosh THE GENERAL WELFARE OF FELLOW AMERICANS YOU DUMBSHIT! your stupidity supersedes your irrationality. I didn't choose to be a man. I was born one. Just like you didn't choose to be a dumbass. You were born that way. But you were also (hurts to type this) born an american. Your loyalty lies with your countrymen. You are just like the soldier Patton berated for being gutless. Sit back and let the men talk boy.

  • @MrDenverRebel My loyalties lie with good people everywhere, not with paranoid creeps like you. And if protecting those good people means standing up against "patriots" like you, then get out your passport, because you're about to get an all-expenses-paid trip to Brokenbonesistan.

  • Bravo!!!!

  • As I watch this, 687 people voted "like" and 202 voted "dislike".

    Can you just imagine what kind of pathetic little pansy assed little dip shits voted "dislike?"

    This kind of stuff just separates the good from the bad. Kind of shows you what too many of our people are made of.

  • @GutpileCharlie Your commented shows us what too many of our people are made of.

  • @GutpileCharlie

    Or maybe they were looking for the actual video and found some stupid dub with nothing but some nerd's political views.

  • @AtomAppleOMGizzle ..Well, you candy ass little pile of shit, I guess your reply says it all? We know what kind of demented rat bastard you really are.

    Also, you are completely without pride or any sense of honor. You just come here and announce to the world what an un American pile of shit you really are.

    Get a life ass hole. You are repugnant.

  • @GutpileCharlie

    I'm unamerican because I wanted to watch the actual Patton speech.

    Okay.

  • @AtomAppleOMGizzle ...Had you said that....just the way you just now did....I would not have said a thing....BUT OH NO!....you had to make the wise ass comment about "some nerd's political views."

    That just speaks volumes about you! That just tells the entire world how you feel! Words to have consequences that they tell us a whole lot about the people that speak them. Some people are worth respect....some people are not.

    I stand on what I said.

  • @GutpileCharlie

    Because Patton would have loved some basement dweller who never saw combat to use his image to advance his own fruity little opinions for their invented little war over their faggy little parties.

    You're unamerican. You hate free speech. You hate democracy. You're just as bad as the Nazis Patton loved to slaughter.

  • @AtomAppleOMGizzle What a demented ass clown. Sounds like you need an attitude adjustment. You wouldn't make a scab on a real soldier's ass. You are nothing but a smarmy little rat bastard. You are a joke. You are to be reviled, you repugnant pile of steaming pile of excrement. Someone should unscrew your head and shit down your neck. You are nothing but an unorganized pile of amphibian shit.

    Ballsy little shit, aren't you?

    Crawl back under theporch and resume gnawing on your leg.

  • @GutpileCharlie

    You want to be just like Patton don't you lmfao.

  • I have a hard time understanding what kind of pathetic, loser, moron would say "dislike". Whoever 'they' are, they are one of the leading reasons this country is headed down the 'crapper'.

  • @757skyfly ...You are spot on brother.

    If you "dislike" this.....then you need an attitude adjustment.

    We need to just perpetually beat down these left wing loons.

  • @757skyfly You are spot on my man. People that would "dislike" this would make a scab on a decent American's ass.

    This despecable piles of excrement need to be beat down, into oblivion, at every opportunity.

    We need to never give them the basic considerations you would give to a "normal" human being.

    Kick these son's a bitches in the teeth at every opportunity.

    God bless America, God save this once great republic and God save us from the rat bastards.

  • @GutpileCharlie THAT'S ignorance.

  • @GutpileCharlie Thos 202 (now 253) that voted "dislike" are a bunch of liberal weanies.

  • @JaxSoShank Amen brother, you've got it right.

  • @GutpileCharlie i kinda like the vid BUT why are we in iraq WMD, TERROR come on the powers that be are scaring you into giving up your freedoms...oo and fascism look at america ..bring the troops home question cofferoon were you in the military? if so wht was your MO.

  • @JMB1787 Well, just the fact that you are posing this question.....tells all. It's self evident ass hole. What in the fuck are you? Some kind of ignorant troll.

    Might I respectfully suggest that you would be better served to pull your head out of your ass, grow up, get an education and last but not least get a life.

    You are the poster boy for everything that is wrong with this once great republic.

    You are beyond disgusting, you are just a repugnant,rat bastard.

    Now fuck off ass hole

  • I know it's probably faux that he is still alive but GIT DAMN HE IS RIGHT!

  • This is too innovative, too cool. Congratulations!

  • fuck the history channel=propaganda,and we arent stoppping nuclear nothing we are securing oil and other resources by killing mass amounts of humans for the cororations facism,the iraqis now the cia is planting bombs.

  • @ituck100 Yes! We need to stop the Coroations Fascism!

  • 198 people listened to far left bull Sh$t. Sat on their ass and where more concerned about American idol then American security and freedom!!

  • You are high ,smoke another one, Trump is no Patton!! Trump only look 's after himself! Do you think thats a good president.?????????????

  • Donald Trump for President!!!!

    Look for the similarities. You will find them.

  • This is so freakin awesome!!!! We need Patton back!!! We'd clean up this middle east problem in a matter of days. hahah!!!!! Pure awesomeness

  • I love it , this how it should be, bring Patton back from the grave.!!!!! No kiddin Patton for president. That s the kind of president this country needs!!!

  • I made a orchestra beat with this!

    /watch?v=Xmnqj8ciU1A

  • so fake its voiced over from the movie patton.

  • @jack122095 yeah but it was still well done

  • @ShadowGricken Patton's is my hero and I agree I just wish there was footage to this speech. It is very well done.

  • This says it all and rather well. As a country, we need to wake up and smell the b.......t. We need to stand strong against terrorism and all that support it regardless of who they are. We need more leaders like George Patton today.

  • the man is a loony FREAK! did he forget that this is 2011? we need to maintain our relationships with freon Allis! you sr make America look like assholes. im ashamed to be your fellow american.

  • @MrLiquimatter Sir, I would always support and defend my fellow Americans, weither I agreed with their politics or not, we are all Americans. I could care less what a foreign gov' thinks, as long as my American brother is safe. I travel widely and see that regardless of what we do and say, good or bad, they will blame us anyway. I would ask u to listen to the message instead of the tone. Please read up on Patton, he was more racially tolerant (not so much sexually politically correct). re-read

  • @MrLiquimatter You are in the wrong country, then. Go to France or Venezuela where they appreciate pussys like you. You can keep the crease in your pants sooo nice then, like the fraud in the White House does. Enjoy your aregula, too.

  • @greengringo2003 Sounds like you've been reading George Vush's old speeches, where he says fancy bullshit while actually saying nothing...to appeal to the Walmart/Nascar dumbass's

  • @MrLiquimatter Too bad what you think, if you dont like it go back home where you came from, I m sure its not from here .Is it?? If it is tell me from where!!!??? P.S. or your origin of birth

  • Heh, ol Peter King should have shown this at his rally today.

    Would have made alot more sense

  • Just listen. You will hear our grand, great-grant parents speaking. America in all its composition.  Let's defend ourselves. Nobody else well. What will you sacrifiice?

  • fascism communism same crap different stink

  • Dont make that WARRIOR coming back!

  • If one man...ONE MAN...talked like this today, he would be elected President by acclamation. He'd strike fear into our enemies and get this nation back on track.

    Screw political correctness, "tolerance", "inclusiveness" and all the rest. It's bullshit. It ends the same way EVERY TIME: massive civilian death. (Germany, Russia, China and on and on.)

  • @mattleemattlee123 You are so right! Whenever I think of Nazi Germany, Soviet China, and Russia the first thing I think of is "political correctness" and "tolerance" taken too far! Especially for Nazis, they are so famous for their tolerance.

  • @Vedren2 it can easily morph into that. Political correctness has created a generation of people afraid to express the freedom of speech that we constantly laud in public. Obama is already trying to create further "tolerance" for the poor by leeching off the best producers in society, who's to say if it might blow up into a full blown class warfare. I'm just trying to say these things never go straight from point a to point b, they usually go through crazy mutations that result in bad s**t.

  • @Bustudent1 You, uh. You don't really get economics, do you?

  • fine job putting that together

  • What happened to MEN? Now we have scrawny sparkling vampires, sniveling quarterbacks and gay soldiers. Let's clone John Wayne, Humphrey Bogart and Gary Cooper and bring back heroes.

  • @azimuth361 Men became boys, and political correctness jacked everything up.

  • @azimuth361 and lets not forget (shudder) justin .....bieber.....

  • @fraroc Thanks. I just barfed a little.

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  • A good impression Mr. Kaminski. My only suggestion would be to have made it a little shorter - a tighter version would have more impact.

  • we won the iraq war now we have to focus on afganistan

  • @007JackBourne Finally, someone on Youtube realizes this! You will not believe the amount of uninformed bastards I've seen (particularly ones on the Internet, as they are too scared to show their faces) who think we lost. I lol each and every time. :)

  • aaaah red necks and their view of world ! epic.

  • Got damn every word he said was right we all need to get off our asses and stop being so lazy pigs. We need to start boycotted Mcdonalds til' we get fat and not eat it all the fucking time .Because the only reason yer alive to eat a french fry and then sip on yer coke is because of of great people that serve and no one is aknowledge of that really. God bless Patton and God bless America

  • patton would have slaughtered the taliban

  • @khatholic yeah most likely but he may have killed a whole lot of non taliban as well i'm not compaining he would have got shit done

  • @khatholic patton would've been ass raped by the taliban, id take Macarthur over him any day for guerilla warfare.

  • @khatholic and the people that let the taliban operate in their backyards.... Patton would have turned half the middle east into glass.... The Soviet Union would have ceased to exist.. oh God, let there be another Patton.

  • @khatholic hell yeah the war would be over lets see 2003 but no its still going on

    

  • its true war cant be fought on an Xbox

  • haha...pretty good version.

  • AWSOME!!!

  • The movie was great, one slight problem, the roles are reversed. Wonder why they never turn the camera around when Scott was standing in front of the Nations Flag. The roles are reversed...the white guy should be shinning the shoes of Patton, and the black troops should of been in the tanks!!! "Another 'mistruth again' rises out of Hollywood." The 761st was Patton's heroes, the spearhead into Germany...they were all Black...Buffalo Soldiers.  Rescue at Pine Ridge. com

  • @poshportia62 Buffalo Soldiers were the 5th Cav. Get it right.

  • Wow. I mean, wow. I was totally not in favor of going into Iraq, though I know Saddam was a gangster, but wow. This is one of the most bottomlessly awsome things I've ever seen put in video format.

  • Bravo! Too many forget American fortitude and willingness to stand up and take on the worthy fight is what allows up the freedom to argue our different views.

  • This is horseshit!

  • 100 percent on the money.the biggist mass murder in the world was chinas mao see dong.60-78 mill people.and we trade with these gooks.

  • I am a liberal and I love the impersonation. Well done!

  • @BARRIEMOREBARLOW If you're liberal, then you would probably be more comfortable listening to Adolf Hitler or Joseph Stalin.

  • @tehant1liberal Hitler was not a Liberal. Jesus was a Liberal.

  • @BARRIEMOREBARLOW No, Jesus transcends ideology because he is Alpha and Omega.

  • @BARRIEMOREBARLOW if Jesus was a liberal, why does he sit at the right hand of God?

  • @BARRIEMOREBARLOW Its okay to be a Liberal, as long as you love your country :)

  • Next time try making your own video instead of "creating" a crappy rip off. Idiot.

  • i love the fact that hemakes sense unlike obama and wtf is that pulling out of iraq shit we are thhe most power military force known to man wat happens over there sure matters over here sure it matters has the biggest stick but it matters hellava lot more who's swinging it. we need to give the nohow to get freedom sure a whole miltary base made of steel is helpful but the know how to make one is a hellava lot more help full amen god bless you and i amfor that dam war

  • I couldn't finish this video, because the ideas it advocates frankly disgust me, and it has trampled one of my favorite films of all time. I hope your happy.

  • @HyaenusDominae Could you not finish it because it disgust you or you because you disagree? Keep in mind I'm asking this just because I like hearing people's views, not trying to be a smart ass or anything.

  • @HyaenusDominae You're just pissed that he said that video games aren't real warfare. Imitation of you: duhhh I'm a soldier, I play call of duty duhhh, Mom where's my hotpockets duhh.

  • This is fucking stupid. Bullshit Republican garbage.

  • @atty1chgo hahahaha you poor pathetic brainwashed socialist, anytime it varies from your ideals it's gotta be Republican eh? I'm neither party and this message rings true, you on the other hand probably got beat up by the smallest girl in school. Seriously, leave the country, move to Belize or better yet France where you pacifist fuck knuckles can flourish and exchange shoes and lipstick. Now get off my internet before you trigger another amber alert you candy making baby touching pedo fagwad

  • @JahaysusKahrist go fuck yourself, pussyboy. 

  • @atty1chgo Pussyboy? HAHAHA well you are what you eat. So how about you go eat a dick, or is mom busy working the truck stop glory hole, I know your dad's the jizz mopper at the porn shack, so he can help you out as he's been under more sailors than a barstool. Just shut your infantile diatribe its not even second class, you're a ripoff, an imitation a basic mindless sheople worker drone bee who drools pablum like a lobotomized simpleton. You'll never be better than me, but you can be my puppy

  • @JahaysusKahrist You done yet, fartbreath? By the way, go fuck your turkey before you put it in the oven. It's the closest thing you will ever have to the real thing. 

  • Patton for five stars general!

  • @Leibelamour Yeah, no wonder the Nazis were scared of him!

  • to chinese and islamic evil , i want to say : we will fight against you in court , fight against you in every corner of street , fight against you from the hill to farmland , from the jungle to desert, fight against you in land and sea , fight against you in any possible way without giving you any chance to break until you die . we are going to murder you day by day , the good eivl is dead evil.

  • @zheng1985 Right on!!!

  • I hope he has been reincarnated into someone that is in the Military today.  Someone with balls and brains.

  • I wish he were alive today. R.I.P. General