Let's Play Perfect Dark Part 1

[JWadGallery]

guard @9:09 = super delayed reaction...lol

[irategamerdoesnotsuk]

when the hell did you get the mine

[iamdylanavery]

Thank you for this ... I'll treasure it forever ...

[3rdKray]

@iamdylanavery I used to play the hell out of this game. It was great eh :P

[tellavision01]

Nice one CruelestChris, best LPs I've seen in a long time.

[MsGhoulz]

Why you? Cause you can't fucking hit someone at pointblank range:P

[AirwavesStudios]

Wow you talk so fast and with such an awesome voice... AWESOME!!!

[S0phee]

Are you aware that that voice is ANNOYING?

[mikespike502005]

I often wonder how they managed to create something so well ahead of its time. All that game on a bloody cartridge.

[MagicMusicBean]

how did you get to solo missions

[CruelestChris]

@MagicMusicBean

You need to have the N64 4 meg RAM expansion to play solo missions.

[TechnologicSpeed]

Wh-

The only objective I get is Gain access to the labatory...

[Venomous9]

@TechnologicSpeed That's because you're on Agent mode. 0:49

[anikid0392]

Goldeneye+this

[ACE9852]

how do you turn the gun sideways?

[ToastBacon12]

This is how all walkthroughs should work. Reminds me of "Zero Punctuation".

[loipers]

This guy makes me XD every second. P.S. : XD

[jonathon592]

I love your voice!!!!! You are a wimp, and so we're going to cockpunch you!!

[rapidpossumsex]

@jonathon592 hes out because hes not a proper american...

[SuperTonyOrtiz]

@rapidpossumsex hes british

[AngryCrowTakesFlight]

please, take this on board - stfu and play.

[SuperTonyOrtiz]

@AngryCrowTakesFlight then that will not be lets play but a walkthougrh

[AngryCrowTakesFlight]

@SuperTonyOrtiz yeh, he explains literally EVERYTHING. "err yeah... we walk down here, and then you can see this ... yadadadada"

[maxxykitty]

On the xbox360 version the ai got updated enemies now shoot at you through windows and the textures are smoother with a better fps :) yay good fps

[sansdeity420]

@maxxykitty cool story bro

[guitarhero69b]

"You're gonna be cock punched" lol, nice

[HelloKittyTsi]

What would happen if you shot the evil CEO lady in the foot at 5:50?

[1152274923]

You don't need anything better to do...this game is amazing!

sort of

[silverhedgehog192]

I gotta say, Thats some Perfect Commentary On this video.

[SuperAWEsome115]

I LOVED THESE GAME (sadly my 64 broke lost all ma games includeing this game )

[Jiblees]

Bullshit fake dynamic lighting!

[mrguitaraholic]

Good commentary. Great game!!

[invadersnow]

never knew those secrets\

[breaking4me]

my god your hilarious

[sirpeter50]

4:01 i loled

[devilledevil98]

do u have to talk a mile a minute the WHOLE time? STFU STFU STFU

[prfectdemonX]

Dude never but never hit down there! xDDDD it must have hurt! T-T

[totoeetwo]

great work on the video

im glad i found someone whos actually good at this game cause ive actually never beat it not even on agent :\

[sheanna6]

I LUV PERFECT DARK!

[GoTreyarch4]

i cannot find the thread on something awful, nor can i search for your username.

[dhs4vkp]

Why can i not get the screen that's on 0.33 and when it starts when the lady starts the computer.....every time i click on my name it takes me to the challange mode and stuff like that....help please!!!!!!

[CruelestChris]

@dhs4vkp

You need the RAM expansion pack for the N64 to play singleplayer, otherwise it goes straight to Challenge Mode.

[dhs4vkp]

@CruelestChris

is that the one that goes on back of the remote?

[CruelestChris]

@dhs4vkp

No, that's the memory card. The expansion goes under the panel in front of the console's cartridge slot. You've currently got a black thing in there called the "jumper pak" which just fills the hole.

[dhs4vkp]

@CruelestChris

Oh k thank you....i see that now....so i have to get that ram expansion in order for me to play all that missions and stuff like that?

[CrackHeadForLife420]

@CruelestChris CruelestChris, is this you? You are frigging hilarious! I forget if the series was completed I am going to check right now but I thought I would leave some encouragement!!!! I seen a starcraft video casted who sounds like you and it reminded me of these, which I thoroughly enjoy. Throughly. Keep up thr good work!!!!! And if this series is not completed (I will check right now), then pleeeeeeeease complete it! For the sake of completing things at least!!

[AirwavesStudios]

@CruelestChris Um, you're continuous speech just blew my mind, you are incredibly fast with an epic voice.

[jonlee421]

@CruelestChris

thats fuckin gay

[GeminiDouglas]

360's version OWNS

[AlexanderKupo2184]

Your funny i love your commentary.

[TMacTelevision]

By far the BEST Let's Play in LP history!

[Sanctus19]

5:52 Pistol whip KO lol

[BTAL1ama]

This guy has mastered the ar of turning every action into a joke XD

[shadowzapdos]

i still have this game (got it off my cousin). my brother has it almost completly done but it got corrupted 2 years ago i think. oh well :D

[madgamer099]

where is the mine

[gyromancy2]

Best commentary I've seen. I wish I could speak as well and think as quick as you.

Damn.

Tell us about yourself and how you became so fast at communicating with extreme clarity

[aztaclalz]

I never thought I'd get to see Jeremy Clarkson LP Perfect Dark. Best day ever, thanks Jeremy.

[Usul573]

gunish

I am SO stealing that

[MysterySparkStudios]

lol excellent commentry I would be going umm arr umm everytime but this guy can speak without breathing haha

[Shadowhog425]

i love this game

[MoarOfTehRawkege]

This is the only Let's Play I can say I've watched more than once through. Seriously, this is fantastic.

[ArcadeGamerManiac]

Your commentary is way better than mine...I can't even get out of the second level on AGENT!!

[polaronunam]

lol i love the narrator!

[BanjokazooieBeta]

do u take a breathe once? or just talk your head off?

[MAJORKANI]

i love this video, this commentary, and this game

[skin09588]

COCKPUNCH

[hotbunny131]

how did you get all the weapons in that level

[MagnumRoyalty]

hahaha we will gunnish her

[WalkerAce14]

he is puzzled by buttons must die!

[TheDarklord0211]

:D i love funny comantry with someone who knows about the game :P (aka) you put it on super hard mode and ace it :)

[MrHuge411]

i used to be so good at this game on n64, i could snap my aim at their guns and fuck around with them and they run off with no guns xD it was so much fun

[Flameskull77]

i was playing this game ever since i was 6 i played this for like 4 WHOLE years it was the best but the alien mission was disgusting not the friendly 1 the dinosuars looking type thingys its scared the living shit out of me i couldnt even get pass that level at there palace O.o it was creepy when i first killed 1 my self well... ._. i looked at it up close i saw its disgusting eyes O.O it was so blurry and the darkness i was so scared it scare my childhood ._. but now im a teenage i got over it.

[jonezy1234]

completed every mission on all difficulties, got the perfect dark difficulty, just getting all the cheats now, getting the play as elvis cheat on A51 rescue is a bitch!

[zenREAPER3]

that was a very odd sized explosion 2:55

[skullian12]

How u get the ecm mine ?

[pigma123]

Best. Commentary. Ever!

[monktryface]

ur fucking annoying

[slyfox453]

i love this game ive been playing it on xbox live arcade and its so much easier than playing on the n64 or on emulator i am on the last lvl on special agent and i've got

like 6 or so lvls to beat on perfect agent oh btw can anyone tell me how to unlock the golden DY357 Magnum,

[thebladeofchaos]

@slyfox453 nick it from trent at the crash site, or go through the combat simulator

[Sheepytown]

lol dongs

[Banjokazooiemaster]

I finally beat the game on Special Agent on the Xbox Live Arcade version. Dual analog sticks saved my ass. I've beaten every level on Agent and Special Agent (not WAR! because I can't beat Perfect Agent) and the first three levels and The Duel on Perfect Agent, and the first 15 Combat Simulator challenges, and challenge 19 and 17. The rest of the challenges are BITCHES. The Nintendo 64 version gets a 9.8. -.1 because of the glitches and -.1 because of frame rate. The XBLA version gets a 9.9.

[Imperium56]

This is Evil Tim we're talking about here..... he doesn't care for insults because he's 'just that damn awesome'.

Quote from Goldeneye Part 1....

[TheMrdirtyjobs]

hey man so i thought my girl was crazy for watching you all the time but now i realized that perfect dark is an amazing game and witnessed your awesome funny videos and we think you should come out with some new ones ASAP! lol

[dojodragon123]

O_O at 4:03 you grabbed his crotch....

[Grasyl]

Don't listen to there guys, you are funny, go along.

[slaveoftheheavymetal]

you are so fucking funny

[ausgamer529]

i love how you review games

[JugHead0]

im looking forward to this when it gets put on xbox live arcade so buying it! gotta get a pack of MS points

[God324]

very true but i was still hoping for goldeneye that game was also awesome

[Sparx1]

3:45 "One thing that's been added to this game is cowardice among the guards! Ya shoot this guy and he just throws his gun at you!" ROFL

[JugHead0]

'' that is my old game its very old its back from the days when i was but a wee nipper who thought of calling myself Lucifer badass''

[RobloxLegomania]

Guys i need some help. I just bought the cartridge of this game and I cant get to single player mode, PLEASE HELP!

[mash587]

You need the N64 expansion pack installed in your system to access most of the game.

[Lennyy15]

you need the expansion pack aside from the game itself... yeah i know. pretty gey, but worth it :)

[RobloxLegomania]

Nevermind, i got the RAM pack and this game ROCKS! :D

[SubtleDemise]

"I'm beating up your wife" hahahahaha

[ElCervezaMuchacho]

This gave me a headache. I wish i was kidding.

[TheCartman89]

this game was the shit back in the day. this and goldeneye got me into FPS and turok was just awesom killing dinosaurs with alien weapons

[bafmd]

Love this game! Looking forward to watching your "let's play" of it!

[Luckyrob72]

Best game ^_^

[BigMrTJ]

I can't wait for the XBLA re-release. I hope it's as good as the original.

[kvj1989]

Its pretty much gonna be as the original man.

Better graphics though(Wich you can put on or off)

[yoda55]

And I heard there adding online multiplayer as well?

[kvj1989]

I know we wil be able to play co-op with someone online but as for the multiplayer i dont know.

[yoda55]

I hope they add online play to it with sims otherwise I see no reason to get it on XBLA since I still own the n64 cartridge lol.

[kvj1989]

I hope they wil make it so you can play those challenges with 2 to 4 people.

I really hope they include as much online options as they can.

Its gonna come out this winter so that leaves them til 28 march tops to have everything ready.

[Cubameriguense]

lmfao. "when i was but a wee nipper who thought that calling myself lucifer was BADASS". didn't we all -.-

[perfectnerf97]

i hav this game and its fun. way better than goldeneye. i think g5 building is the best

[Smurfman256]

What controll sceme r u using?

[mj12paladin]

The narrator is so funny

[cozmosmashzu]

Yeah, no he's not

[papitosmusic]

did you know there is a lost city at that level

[TheF1PinkVoltaDream]

well, its not exactly lost, more like unreachable

[TheF1PinkVoltaDream]

1:48 is the perfect example of how bizzare this game actually was...

[magicalmike2]

The commentary is amazing. I shall get myself a cuppa and watch these tonight!

[Shadoweclipse500]

ur gonna be cockpunched lmao

[Whogopenguin]

You sound like my Geography teacher.

[thejohnnycage]

how come my perfect game dosent look like dis

[thesorrow777]

Depends which perfect dark you are playing

[thejohnnycage]

well thats jus sounds weird becaus isint every perdark game the same

[thesorrow777]

No they aren't. One of them has you playing as an Alien called Elvis

[thejohnnycage]

i saw videos of that on utube but anyways is the name of the game different

[TheMilfman7]

lol don't worry, your commentary and voice is very quick and upbeat. I like it! ^ ^

[Superwolf1337]

Its an LP,do you expect to not talk .

[GDorofu]

@Superwolf1337 The way this is worded, I pictured Goldfinger saying it. You know, like "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

[Superwolf1337]

@GDorofu Haha

[PsychoJosh]

What's it like being that retarded?

[Holycrudaflyingcow12]

Your name is dongs?

STEALER OF THE NAMES, YOU ARE.

[Banjokazooiemaster]

I have SUCH a hard time on Secret Agent on this game, but on Perfect Dark Zero, it's so easy. I can get about halfway though on Perfect Agent, and five levels in on Dark Agent.

You're awesome!

[roxas455]

how do u play story mode on here i have the game but it wont let me play it someone plz help me!!!!!

[PaiNTiNgStArZ]

i believe you need the expansion pack

[Banjokazooiemaster]

Do you record your voice while you're first playing the level, or later?

[darkness007666]

Which faction does the doctor served.

[CONKER17]

CHEESE

[CONKER17]

how do you crouch? i forget

[Bunniesrulebro]

"r" and down "c"

[Alsch91]

Sweet Jesus this is awesome.

I've watched several Let's Play videos and this is by far the most entertaining.

Cock punch!

[greengreengreen123]

Hey i think ive heard your voice before do you do any audio blog thins or stuff. or rants ect?

[Banjokazooiemaster]

"WE ARE MASTERS OF SEDULITY!"

"What the hell?"

lol

[Eyedol5]

"Bullshit Fake Dynamic Lighting" LOL!!!!!

[Poppants]

Awesome. You're reposting these here. Joyous!

[AnnoyingAssassin]

Joanna Dark is a very competant cockpuncher.

Though it was more of a cockslap than anything else.

[DanceLikeANitwit]

Cockpalm