How to Pronounce Cthulhu

[Cortake]

I knew this one would be funny even before clicking on it.

[OIeanderScrim]

To be fair, Lovecraft himself said there's no proper way to say Cthulhu. He said that the way it was written in Call of Cthulhu is simply an English approximation of a language unspeakable by anybody except the Old Ones, and he himself switched up the way he pronounced it. Sometimes he said it like "kuh-loo-loo", so, it's really nobody's place to say this video's any more right or wrong.

[hannahbluefusion]

call her to stay

[SonyTheHedgehog8]

Gala Tuesday?

[TAzfox1]

look out its colored tuesday

[beastybob999]

Call of dutsay!! is his faviroute- nah this one's shit.

[gumsgumsify]

OMG! So accurate, he's likely to appear any time now

[KupkakeFUG]

Bib Fortuna

[mindofstraw]

Well, Lovecraft did say, "The actual sound - as nearly as human organs could imitate it or human letters record it - may be taken as something like Khlul'-hloo, with the first syllable pronounced gutturally and very thickly." So this might be more correct than PronunciationBook's pronunciation.

[CommandoWIN]

Culaaatustay

[Itsover90]

Galla Tuesday.

[cptOMFG]

Tuesday isn't a colour

[UshiromiyaReiji]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Ka'la-tustë R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[PopTartNeko]

In his house at r'lyeh, dead Kalatüste waits dreaming

[MrButcher4000]

they stop cthulu eating yeee! do do do do doooo narwhals they are narwhals, narwhals just dont lettem touch ur balls ;)

[Closterdadthegreater]

DLUH DAL TUESDAAAHAAY

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

Me: What day is it?

PronuctiationManual: DLU DA TUESDAY

Me: Thanks.

[Headshooter25]

Galactic Toaster

[egannon21]

gone on tuesday

[sonali031]

What the fuck was that???

[TheMightyAyegor]

@gmodman999

how do you to this?

[gmodman999]

@TheMightyAyegor Zalgo text generator

[EdgeZombie]

Call her Tuesday!

[Splinterdraco]

Narwhals - They stop him from eating you

[xXsh4nkedXx]

ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็o

[iamspartahearmeroar]

It's actually pronounced kuh-thoo-loo for those of you who don't know :)

[hellothorns]

@iamspartahearmeroar if you want to be literal about it, nobody has ever heard it been spoken, nobody knows what it sounds like in its native tongue, what you said is the closest possible derivative, but its still incorrect. :(

[gmodman999]

Ḩ̷̥͖̯͓̈́ͯͮ̐͑ͭ̆ͨͧ̀̓ͫ̀e̽̒ͮ̑͋͐̾ͬ­̵̶̢̟͇̗̟̲̹͖͐ͨ͋̃ͤ͠͝'̢̯̬̜̈́ͩ̃ͫ͆ͥ͑́­̲̬͓̜̘̩͇̺s̷̨̔͆̈́̇̃̅̽̅̈͐͑ͬͦ͑̑̍̾͞͞­̧̘͉̖̩̱͉͈̹͖̭̫̮͙̲ ̺̮̳͕̫̩̘͔̩͍ͬͮͮ̂̋ͦͪͪ̓̋͂̾͐̐ͩ̌ͬ̀̀͞­͖̖͔̤̭̝̺̞w̴͗̋̽̚҉̼͓̣̘̭͜aͩ͆̐ͮ͆͠͏́­̣̼̪̬͖̦̜͘tͤ̂̎͛̏̌̉̈́̑̿͠͏̭͓̜͔̠̣̗͚ͅ­̲͙͖͓̤c̉̽̾̅̔̓̌̓̇̒͏̧͕̭̣͉͕̩̜͢h̉̐̇­̴̶̡͔͇̳̯͖̰̺̱̫̈͆ͫ͛̐i̴̛͋ͯ̓͒̅̇͂͌̕͏­̜̖̫̳̗n̢̞͖̭̻̝̆̏̐ͪ̀ͬ̿ͨ̕͝g̏̋͌̑̆̽ͣ­̵̶͖͔̗͚͎̤̖̀̇̂̓͜͢ ̧͓͙̫̪͕͎͚̜̙̰͗̋̎͊͢͠yͤͭ̆̃̎͗̍͂ͮͨͧͭ­̴̷̵̧̯̠̫̺̻̱̹̠̰̩̗̻̳̐ͩ͆ͥ̂̋̂ͅͅo͂ͮ̾­̷̘̩̪̪̅͌̓̎̈́ͤ̀̒͐̚̚̕͜͞͞u͛̓ͩͯ͑͌ͨ͆̚­ͤͣ̂̽̃̆̔̚̚͠͞͏̱̮̹̞̤͕̮͇̖̟͔͔̺̼̙̺

[Hoplite0010]

@gmodman999 HE COMES

[Cheesetoez]

@gmodman999 How do you do that text?

[gmodman999]

@Cheesetoez Zalgo text generator

[Werpwerp16205]

colour tuesday

[karjo1000]

DALLAHDUSTE



[ThatGuyWhoLeaksStuff]

Jabba the Hutt?

[flamethrower108]

sounds like the sims 3

[Fleshyyyy]

I wanna get these on audio book.

[GeneralGoosey]

For you, the day Cthulhu graced your village was the most important day of your life.

But for Cthulhu, it was Tuesday.

[meebeguu]

KALA TUESDAY!

[lucool888]

WAIT!... this isnt right? is it?

[bwc153]

@lucool888 Nope, PronunciationManual makes joke-pronunciations for lulz.

[lucool888]

@bwc153

It was a joke, I'm not stupid!

[1reddit]

Definitely my favourite PronounciationManual so far.

[TwilightGrl13]

Jabba the Hut's on YouTube now?

[ThatCuteNinja]

Call her Tuesday? Yes, my lord...

[ThePaul135]

galadusdaaa sleeps

[extracheeze]

I'm an Elder God and this is 100% accurate.

[763376337]

CALLATOOS TEIH

[Noise509]

All hail Galadoosteh!! IA GALADOOSTEH!!

[MrJrd2014]

Stop masturbating when you talk.

[TheSirSadler]

I'm a word and I find this offensive.

[Exccentrous1]

It's actually prounounced "Grthuytiemnureschen", looseley translated from the phrase "I will devour your children and rape your worlds", but it ended up getting watered down over the generations.

[TrueLegoXman]

Golla-doos,day!

Golllla-doos-i-day!

[imbaZarkout]

KALATUSSTEEEE! KALATUSSTEEEE! KALA

[motormaxis206]

dollar tuesday!

[aStonedGuineaPig]

culla tuesday?

[ImACreeperSSSSSS]

he comes. HEYHUCOMESKI

[Youtomia]

Ca la.. TOOOOSDAY!

[rainfallx27]

Ben je zeker dat het zo uitgesproken wordt?

[jel31459265]

gotta tuesday

[Johnrapp]

who is behind these incorrect pronunciation manual videos? that person deserves to have a wikipedia entry.

[Johnrapp]

@Johnrapp and why do they all cut off at the end? thats really annoying

[SapphireSparta]

@Johnrapp I think it adds more of a comedic effect, I love it.

[clockworkcorvid]

The funny thing ist that there really isn't a 'right' way to pronounce Cthulhu. H.P. Lovecraft once wrote you'd need at least 4 tongues to get it right, but that the closest thing a human mouth could utter was 'Khlooloo'. And that's funny because no one uses that pronunciation, everyone says 'C-thooloo' and a few people say 'Ktooloo' (but they're idiots). Point being, this is as accurate as anything, except for Ktooloo, because that's just stupid.

[79joor]

wtf fuck you you dumb piece of shit

[HappyIsFleeting]

@79joor Dude, this is supposed to be funny, get over yourself.

[79joor]

@HappyIsFleeting yes supposed to be..............fail

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh]

I saw your video you looked so fuckin stupid in it, all the characters were unfuckinbelievable, they didn't know how to pronounce shit, that's not how you pronounce fuckin cthulhu, I know, I did go to Krista College, and I know exactly how to pronounce cthulhu and you did it wrong and I wanna call you out for the faggot pussy you are. You're a little mincy piece of shit, you're a fuckin skinny twat. Fuck you, you're a faggot, you suck a man dick. Suck a fuckin dick you fuck you.

[RAKAssTV]

@uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh Ey bro, quit being a fat piece of shit troll, no one gives a fuck. I'm just nice enough to tell you that your retarded attempts at getting attention are failing... really bad

[jont32025]

@uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh y u so mad?

[SamKalirai]

I hate it when I click on pronunciationbook instead.

[webusecom]

I can approve this I just met a deep one and this is actually the way they pronounce him, and he was in the movie Cloverfield.

[awesomebeef]

If you do one on "awesomebeef" I will use it for my youtube channel til the day I cripple my throat. Thumb this up, make it happen!

[alpearson94]

ok ok ok this is gonna be the last one i watch... oh wait he's gonna say 'COCCYX" oh well that will be my last one

[DamianNeate]

lolol

[IanEduardoMeneses]

Squidward?

[myotheraccount57]

When is our Gala?

Cthulhu.

[cablecar10]

@myotheraccount57

AHAHAHA. XD

[QuantumRelease1]

Calla Toostay: Modern F'htagn

[CalMSinclair]

@QuantumRelease1 This needs wayyyyy more thumbs

[QuantumRelease1]

@CalMSinclair up or down?

[CalMSinclair]

@QuantumRelease1 many ups

[TuascoBR]

TARLATOASTEH

[Gillty101]

368 pissed off pastafarians 

[TheAnnadeux]

LOL>>>Zedd...now I know where to go to learn that I'm not sayin shit right..lol

[ssurgs]

ZEDD FTW!

[xxANDYxxKAT]

@ssurgs what does zedd has to do with this?

[kochkochkoch]

Kalathusthe?

[Horrorlord1]

@kochkochkoch Kala tuesday

[locokj]

I'm dead.



[GkSrb1]

WTF

[DoctorChaos]

stop it! STOP IT!!! you're giving the japanese ideas for their new pokemon names!

[ShinigamiAfrodite]

@DoctorChaos I've been watching these for a while now some some reason and laughing really hard, but that pokémon flipped the switch to max!!!!! HAHAHAHA LOL My bother just walked into the room and he loves pokémon. hahah

[MarioMaster1337]

@DoctorChaos Oh my god I'm dying. XDDD

[crappedNo0B]

@DoctorChaos Go Kaladoostay! Kaladoostay: KALA.DOOSTAY. KALAKALA DOOSTAYY.

[KVLT6991]

DOLLAR TUESDAY

[CasperFrisk]

in my nightmare, i was eaten by a kalatuuste

[3Storm]

this guy has it all wrong its pronounced CHOO CHOO LOO

[1krubby]

@3Storm you're doing it wrong

[3Storm]

@1krubby . . . I was joking

[ApprenticeGamer64]

Does anyone know what an "untricake" is? Youtube does.

[elvaelvirababe]

Stephen Hawking trying to speak?

[gambit7775]

GALA TUESDAY!! Cthulhu is throwing a party on tuesday and he didnt invite me?! WELL!

[homeyhomedawg]

call on tuesday

[Reblotic]

The Eye Of GALATHUTSHTAY!

[Gr8Hat]

Callatuesday!

[N00bec]

I miss that comment that said:

"THE GRAND GALLOPING CTHULHU"

[MrJuju6696]

ME GUSTA

[Phuma843]

actually.. you pronounce it "ktulu"....

[ApprenticeGamer64]

@Phuma843 No, I'm pretty sure this is correct.

[Phuma843]

@ApprenticeGamer64 im sure not, because this is how Howard Philips and other big guys told it so :D

[Slapperfish]

Call of Callatuesday?

[jmanblue97]

next he needs to get some capchas and pronounce those

[stefanjules88]

these videos have hilarious comments

[PieMoe]

"Eye of Galaduste has awoken!"

[jmanblue97]

@PieMoe yes... just fucking yes

[MrCrapDude]

@gmodman999 Its like creepypasta speech. oh and I got the link down there in Zalgo text just saying...

[MrCrapDude]

h̶͏̕͠t̴͡҉ţ̶̛́p̶͟͝:̵̴̸́̀/̛͏̕͝/­́̀́͘͝é҉͝͡e̛̕͜͏͜ę͝m̢҉o͘͢͜.̀͝͞­n̶̛͠҉̨e̡̡͟͡͝t̶͟͡/̨́͟͠͠

[MrStasko]

when my friends grandfather pronounce this word correctly he died next morning, true story.

[MaTe12121]

kallatoosteh will wake up 21 of december and he will eat the whole human race

[TheNeisan13]

Sounds like Jabba the Hutt having sex while gargaling hot choclate milk through a straw

[mooplusmoo]

daladoosaeyyyyyyyy

[StewieGriffin44]

Yes... Kalla Too Stay....

[Kriskazam]

Jabba the Hutt?

[shattl]

Колотушка!

[jedimomg]

ia ia f'htagn

[MilitairesFrontieres]

CALL ON TUESDAY. CALL ON TUESDAY!!

[kasegami45]

GALLA DOOMSDAY

[TheGreatSlowpoke]

what the fuck

[cottonpicker08]

Before Jabba the Hutt was murdered as a crime lord, these were his self-help videos so immigrants could settle into Tatooine. Of course this was before he enslaved them all.

[FuckingDracula]

Ma guste

[JohnCiber]

calatuste. Cala-tuste

[2KingdomHearts345243]

Ca-thu-loo :P

[kjnilsd]

@2KingdomHearts345243 No.

[HarrisonA81]

@kjnilsd I agree

[sacre]

colour tuesday? :)

[SpeshuuAnunnaki]

lulz i was saying kechulu

[kirkky9]

Sounds like some bad guys off of Spyro The Dragon!!

[kingofkings262]

Gargugamesh

[Starriol]

KALATUSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[narrat0r12]

Toby Turner: "KATOOLTHU"

[Miny000000]

It's supposed to be unpronounceable?

[leafblight27]

@Miny000000 well, unpronounceable to any being that isn't in possession of twelve tongues, yes.

[smoshteamianhecox]

WHAT THE FRICK

[sabokizi]

KALA TUSTE

[marielleg95]

GALADUSDEH

[ACommentator]

Oh shit i spent 1 hour watching these and now my tutor is here -.-

[HighFlyingBattery]

Call a... Tueesday.. Calla.... Tuesday... Calla Tues!.....

YouTube thought i was spamming so I had to put real words before I posted -.-

[alfredthegr]

@HighFlyingBattery cool story bro

[BlueDew12]

Now I must go find Jinglesthetiger's comment -.-

[MASDERCHEEFOrigin]

All hail GALA-TUSTÉ!!

[DeloreandudeTommy]

I read the book and it says in the introduction that it isn't intended to be pronounceable by human vocal cords.

But I pronounce it "Kuh-thoo-loo."

[ManofWario]

@DeloreandudeTommy

Nope. it's "Kah-lah-toos-tay"

[thedubstep0]

I love it how he always gets cut off at the end because none of his videos can be longer than 8 seconds.

[Sottaceti3D]

Oh damn and here I'd been saying Hrrrthgolfthagnluthlucthalahr'­lyehshnara the whole time, silly me

[redstar993]

Thanks Strong Bad.

[Zzz230210]

hahaha please do trolololol

[nootacat]

He sounds like the sims. Sim_conversation.mp3. GALA TUZDEI. Why are these so funny? you pronounced it wrong, I will now quote a five second video and get thumbs. Pronounciationbook pronounces stuff wrong, your the best troll ever. "insert story where pronunciation was used here"

NOW YOU ONLY HAVE TO READ ONE COMMENT

[Rathalderan]

@nootacat I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me!

[AddiG1009]

dala doosh de

[unpaidpiper]

Best troll evah!



[Slapyousilly]

Colour Tuesday?

[IamTheiPhone]

THE GRAND GALLOPING GALA IS TOMORROW!? HNNNNNNNNNG

[ItsCamaroKarSon]

GALA

TUESDAY

[wanderbaseballertje2]

The Call of Calatustay.

[MrVincent1337]

GALA TUESDAY. GALA, DOOMSDAY. GALA DOUCHE

[DWoodFilms]

Gala Tuesday