Let's Take A Long Look At Last Alert part 3

[grindorblackout1986]

Those giant jacks were actually meant to string mines from and on and be placed in shallow water. On D-day, they would have been used to blow up/get caught on landing craft but the tide was low

[waffleless]

His comeback to Blue was pretty much NO U!

[Bloodlyshiva]

Levels are giving the different weapons as well as life, it seems.

[lobsopdoy]

Red is a NECROMANCER

[12ismorethan2]

11:58, the chickens in this town are packing missiles.

[shimazu32]

Okay, seriously, this is Guerrilla War but shittier. All the minecart level needed was a lasso-hostage rescue ride and it'd be a straight match.

[GeneticKH]

13 people were Gaddafi followers

[grottypissedstained]

You have to be a Cow Buster to kill cows.

[thehaloring90]

how the fuck are you a major general at lvl 10 and a general at lvl12?

[DenOfVipers]

@thehaloring90 general is above major general.

[thehaloring90]

@DenOfVipers lulz i didnt know

[mightymole2]

this makes me sad because i know my comebacks will never be as good as guy kazama's

[WVI]

I like how I can hear every IM one of you gets on Trillian.

[theSuperMetroid02]

Damn, could they make the main character any more over powered?

[RobotKing27]

4:41 It's the TF2 heavy!

[pockypurse]

So you can be a Tank Buster but not a Cow Buster?

I want my money back.

[KKoserYaks]

13:03 Are you implying that Black is Chicken Boo, Diabeetus?

[UncleKitchenerSA]

Welp, Colonel Ghaddaf was just killed in Libay, news at 11. Guy Kazama, you saved the day.

[JDWtri]

Why are there no minor generals?

[TheCoincidence]

9:17

Wait, was there a swastika on the first aid kit for like a sec there?

[RoyStorey]

@TheCoincidence Doesn't look like a regular swastika, but yeah, kinda weird that it changes for a second.

[ItsVince72592]

Blue, the best version of Pokemon.

[wwmadi]

Guy Kazama is the very model of a modern major general

[SD91]

I want this game just for the amazing voice acting...I now have a new favorite game for voice acting...

[thapoint09]

I still fail to see how a regular General is better than a Major General.

[leviathan1173]

@thapoint09

Their actual ranks in the real armed forces, it goes Brigadier General - Major General - Lieutenant General - General. Of course this game takes a lot of liberties in making their rank system.

[thapoint09]

@leviathan1173:

So Major General really is lower than General. Huh. The more you know.

[leviathan1173]

@thapoint09

Inorite? It's weird.

[CommanderMantis]

I'M DYING!  TELL MY BABY BETTY THAT I LOVE HER!

[cheataofdoom]

omg its doomguy

[jermstorm86]

Even the chickens explode?? This game must have been made by Michael Bay.

[CasaiAgicap]

10:00 This is, of course, the philosophical argument known as "Nuh-uh, that's you."

[kbdude8]

major general, metal soilder, general?

[SchrodingerFu]

Guy Kazama is the very model of a modern Major General.

[NocturneofSerenity]

Slowbeef has the best laugh.

[BlaqheartXZ]

7:10

I dunno, I think we need a TFRgoon in here just to make sure.

[mmelendez514]

DO A BARREL ROLL!!

[SouljaBoyRealHipHop]

1:30

He giggles like a girl. lol

[musicmanz15]

Marshal? Did they demote you for making up ranks?

[leviathan1173]

I think Peppy's in control of the barrel rolling.

[DenOfVipers]

@leviathan1173 booooo

[lamegameman]

wait, you were a major general at the beginning of this part and at around the ten min mark you were a general. isn't that kind of backwards?

[gemini1no1saga]

3:45 "really good for getting golden experiance "

Oh diabetus , you crazy diamond .

I hope you get promoted to a start platinum.

[lamegameman]

i could have sworn you were a major general in the last part

[TotalSimpleton]

Wait a second, here.. Water, running red.. Red.. water? Redwater? REDWATER! FUCK YOU!

[NocturneofSerenity]

@TotalSimpleton He was like Judge, Jury, and Executioner! FUCK HIM!

[PaperMario15]

"DEATH STAR DESTROYER... Software! :D"

[MJ1284]

10:03 Seriously, Diabetus should laugh out loud more often. WAY more often.

[inferno232]

When he was facing that boss in the river, all I could think of was "Ken ye squeal like a piggy?"

[SuperMario16bit]

"Are we in Rupaul's drag race?" Oh how wonderful Diabetus.

[NCHammer326]

"You're some weirdo, naming your helicopter!"

Said the man who gave himself the rank of "Metal Soldier".

[ziggy274]

Metal President Tank Buster

[MeatWisdom]

Metal Soldier sounds like a Judas Priest album.

[buneter]

navgtr should have done this game

[ilikethecoke]

Quite possibly some of the worst voice acting I've ever heard in a game.

[EMike07]

It's hilarious how Diabetus actually snaps when he goes "I DON'T THINK SO GIRLFRIEND"

[SuperCorgi100]

Last Alert Kaizo: The Barrelling

[EdmacZ]

This video is going to be flooded with your comments! This is interesting however because this is Soviet Russia and It's going to be MY Comments, not YOURS.

I'll do by CUTTING you with these FLAMES

[WVI]

9:08 I thought I got an IM, you bastards.

[IsItTheBagel]

You are fucking awesome for using the phrase "Spirit of the Stairway."

[dreamshimmer]

inside all those barrels are....

SMALLER BARRELS

[scebboaliwiw]

1:30

I never expected to hear that laugh from... well, any male.

[Teeg32]

Last Alert's rank system is surprisingly familiar to anyone who played a lot of Enemy Territory Quake Wars. That game has like a billion ranks, and Nolan North says all of them out loud. "Congratulations on your promotion, Senior Group Master Lieutenant Captain."

[KingOfKatamari]

Those chickens got fucked up.

[RottenEggCreations]

5:03 just when I thought the game was going to spawn a challenge. Christ it's almost annoying how careful he is playing.

[lobsopdoy]

@RottenEggCreations

How is he playing carefully? He's basically strolling around and killing people with impunity.

[BrakBoy]

HEY GUY!

[joshlemagne]

The barrels say 'ebi' which is the japanese word for shrimp.  Makes about as much sense as anything else in this game.

[txboinsf]

Wait....they tell you what the three aides "...are like." Wait, I'm going to have to take them out to dinner & a movie???

[Pooky1991]

Cheest dialogueXD

[ggamer2004]

That should be every game hero's line during a boss cinematic.

"Welcome. Welcome, to City 17."

"Sorry, I don't like roast pork."

[Born2bwire]

Dammit! I already watched the whole thing on blip but I still watch each of these on Youtube as they are posted.

[SinnesterSorrow]

LOL RUPAUL.

[PickpocketSan]

I bet the next ranks are (in order): Commander, Super General, Titanium Giant, Gun Man, God, Beserker, Captain Beserker, Private, Super God, and Metal God.

[GregEdgar88]

@PickpocketSan The sad thing is that those would be much better ranks than the real next ones.

[Deathspeak2u]

He's a metal soldier. Clearly he is an iron man.

[CaptinTrips]

Oh man this is not fare.. I recently had surgery and it hurts when I laugh at the moment.. but freaking hell this is making me laugh...

Damn it!

[GregEdgar88]

One night Red got wasted and went to a local tattoo parlor.

Tattoo Artist: "What would you like me to do"?

Red: *finds a map to the Colonel's secret underground fortress in his pocket* "How about tattooing this on my back?"

The next morning Red wakes up with a tremendous hangover. As he is about to take a shower he looks at his back in the mirror.

Red: "Aw Shit!"

[keitsukenx]

@GregEdgar88 You mean, "tatto."

[EinDose]

The best parts of this game are the ranks. This seriously would be the most boring game ever if it weren't for them.

I love how it goes from simple stuff like Major General, to completely ridiculous stuff like Metal Soldier, and then right back to General as if nothing ever happened.

[uprooting]

diabetus is a lot funnier when he's drunk

[MaverickLoneshark]

エビ？

[xValis77x]

@MaverickLoneshark エビ Translate to "Shrimp" O_o

[MaverickLoneshark]

@xValis77x Barrels of shrimp...　Makes as much sense as anything else I guess.

[ChaosChronicle]

I've never laughed so hard at a youtube video before. This is pure pleasure to listen to. Thank you, Retsupurae.

[goobag123]

thumbs up if you are watching this series see what the next level is called

[Soragan]

This commentary..!

*sighs*

If only they were partnered with Youtube.

[Urmean15]

I DON'T LIKE

ROAST PORK

[Muffinman991]

soon this game will turn into the original metal gear.

[Fishyboy632000000]

If that boss offered to roast you rare, couldn't you just take him up on the offer and just skip the fight?

[hola4adola]

I NEED MORE!!! UPLOAD!!!!

[Z00keeper54]

How the hell did Blue completely submerge himself in water that's shallow enough for you to stand in?

[EponymousKid]

@Z00keeper54 Especially since, like all the bosses, he's at least twice Guy's size.

[OneWithTheNight]

What the fuck, are the bosses manchildren? How the hell can they be so huge, BUT THEIR VOICES SO TEENY?

[CaptainTinTyrant]

so red is a big gay guy, blue is a southern dr, robotnik, and black is eric cartman? game of the century.

[realreaper3]

0:31 Wtf that was the guy from doom.

[InMotion45]

lol that yellow helicopter reminded me of a hungry hungry hippo

[Kitchinsink3]

Does anyone else find it slightly racist that Black is located in the deep jungle with an abundance of chicken?

[WhiteTiger225]

@Kitchinsink3 In the originaldraft his name was Sergeant Neeger.

[frootinator]

Major General->Metal Soldier->General....

[dopelfish]

I'm wondering, why is Black so white?

[Mast3rFr3aky]

Chickens and villagers . Which came first: Operation Wolf or Last Alert?

[DrDoom343]

I bet if you listed all of these ranks randomly and asked people who had never played the game to organize them from lowest to highest, no one could do it

[legitlygod]

LOZ reference around 11:58?

[n5d25d90]

Dude, when I first saw the Blue boss, I was thinking "Am I crazy, or does he kinda resemble Eggman?" And then not long after Diabetus points it out. XD  Maybe I'm not crazy after all. ...Or maybe this just proves I am.

[arceus121121]

Red is a necromancer. Isn't it obvious?

[dowap7]

In love the little spats between the main guy and the bosses before they fight to the death .

[Rogueofmv]

4:01 \m/

[bncyIshi]

music reminds me of the music in phantasy star online ;o

[bobbyewing311]

BY THE WAY....... ZOMBIES!

[todbot1]

Wait... is that seriously the dialogue in the game? I just thought you were making voices in place of text, or something. Jeez, it doesn't seem like that can be serious.

[dyemooch]

Dear gawd, I'm dying of laughter XD

More like this!

[neo8x4e]

You guys can't load these videos fast enough! I can't stop laughing

NO U!!!!

[RangerSnow]

Wait a second...

Why is General a higher rank than Major General?!

[HHKelevra]

@RangerSnow In the *actual* military, General actually is superior to Major General. Pretty much all of the ranks they didn't completely pull out of their ass are in the correct order (up to this point at least; I'm not sure where they can possibly go from Marshall)

[Narrator007]

@HHKelevra Maybe they'll start going through naval ranks next?

[BohepansTheThird]

@Narrator007

Hell, maybe if there's enough high scores locked in the game's memory (it does keep score, so...), it could just start pulling out high score ranking initials. You are now Major AAA rank! Or perhaps Metal FCK?

[Paltheos]

I was laughing so hard by the end. Those rank jokes don't get old.

[jct546]

@Paltheos The really don't. "Tank Buster" and the "Heavy" something ones were especially hilarious.

[driverx241]

7:33 The Doom space marine is FABULOUS

[AlexanderEsa]

Pantera is for pussies, real Metal Soldiers rock out to Morbid Angel.

[silverknight727]

This is the best thing I've seen retsupurae do in a very long time. I live for this series. XD

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

So what have we learned from this video?

1. Guy Kenshiro is fast enough to backpedal faster than a speeding bullet.

2. Guy can kill Doomguy.

3. Black is Bebop from TMNT and his awesome secret hideout is a mud hut village that grows pointy rocks.

4. Libyan terrorist lieutenants tattoo the way to their base on their backs in case they forget which rock it's hidden under.

5. The Source engine ripped off destructible environments from this game.

Retsupurae is very informative.

[Overmayor]

If the final rank is anything but Ultra God Puncher, I will be very disappointed.

[EbolaZidane]

@Overmayor It's even better, in a narmy way.

[Gobythebear]

@Overmayor

It's *Spoiler lol*

Super Hero

[shadowbolt96]

The last rank of this game should have been Longshoreman X.

[EponymousKid]

Seriously, though, the rank titles get more and more retarded the further you get in the game. Yes, many of them will be nonsense phrases like "metal soldier".

[obacat]

The final rank is obviously Jack Slate.

[MGlBlaze]

[Redone because my original comment had a pretty stupid mistake]

This game is so hilariously bad - especially the voice acting. The commentary is actually genuinely funny, though.

Maybe the CIA doesn't mind because no-one there takes him seriously - they all know he's just really pretentious and adopt a 'smile and nod' approach until he leaves.

I wonder where the game's going to go from Marshal though, considering it's pretty much the highest rank... No, I haven't watched the Blip version.

[TheorySH]

This game's enjoyment factor plummets as soon as you're not a Tank Buster.

[CasualVideoGamer]

"Sir! One man is destroying our entire army.. a Major Metal Soldier General Marshal... should we fall back!?"

"No it'll be HIS blood that'll be spilled!"

[Mightyboy7]

9:59 NO U

[pyramidheadkitten9]

am i the only one that thought the helicopter looked phallic?

[rjakobi]

HOLY CRAP THE CHICKENS EXPLODE!

THIS IS THE BEST 16-BIT GAME EVER!

[L0rdtyl3no1]

The bad guys suck at doing the barrel roll.

[EponymousKid]

I think they were going for Cajun with Blue (you know those crafty Cajun terrorists), but I don't get Black and his David Lee Roth impression.

[ChoosenOneStudios]

Metal Soldier. I know what level 18 should have been.

TIN MAN

or

ROCKET OCTOPUS maybe.

[somahiru]

The Ranks are just hillarious. Metal Soldier jokes had me laughing for a while.

[rickhh1]

That's two "rockin' the horns" out of Diabetus so far this year.... where was the horns during the Guitar Hero retsupurae?

[Neotails8762]

Red looks like Doomguy and his voice is very camp.

..Makes perfect sense.

[coffeeninja88]

Needs more chain chomps. Then, and only then, will this be a decent game.

[glitchz1]

Retsuperae the movie will win 4 awards, best director's comentary, best original score, best indie movie and best movie made while intoxicated. Robert will be nominated for best suporting actor but will not win.

[FunkyHonkyCDXX]

I for one am thoroughly enjoying this. I can't bring myself to watch it on blip since I'm enjoying it on here so much.

[VGKing]

Helicopter? I thought that was a flying crocodile.

[Scorpiondesu]

A HIND D?!

[Wanderer2266]

@MGlBlaze Actually, the only General rank below Major General is Brigadier General. The General being referenced in this game is a 4-Star.

[MGlBlaze]

@Wanderer2266 Looks like I fucked up, thanks for pointing that out. YouTube needs an edit function...

Well, I feel like an idiot now.

[Wanderer2266]

@MGlBlaze No worries. And no need to feel like an idiot

[AnnoyingAssassin]

@MGlBlaze

I could have sworn the order of rank goes:

Brigadier General

Major General

Liutenant General

General

[MGlBlaze]

@AnnoyingAssassin Yeah, after you and Wanderer2266 pointed out I looked it up, and you're right. Oh dear.

[BCF919]

if only these bosses were tough as cows

[1940sman]

You sir are the very model of a modern Major General

[SamuraiFoochs]

@1940sman Goddamn it, beat me to it.

If we operate under the assumption that he IS the very model of a modern Major General, Major Generals have only two objectives. Carry, or kill.

[animeguy2356]

2:03... so they're barrels of shrimp?

[McBawse]

Purple Barrels.

Ctrl + C

Ctrl + V

[Deckof51]

"This river's gonna flow red with yo blood!"

"How interesting!"

GENERAL BUZZKILL

And Blue sounded like a hillbilly version of Red, who himself sounded so friggin' gay, and yet Black was the biggest hick of them all - Sounds like a children's logic question when you get down to it...

[OtherRealmer]

You know what's weird?

With this commentary it's actually a decent Let's Play.

[CamouflageJeans]

@OtherRealmer Meta-Lets-Play-Pre-Retsu-Post-­Dimensional-Spacetime-Strange-­Loop

[OtherRealmer]

@CamouflageJeans I have no idea what you just said but I agree.

[ColonelVile]

Barrels of fun!

[Groudon0199]

If you guys were drunk when you did this, then you guys get wasted for every RP, because you both sound the same as in every other video.

[EponymousKid]

Kadaffi was actually a big deal in the mid to late 80s, guys.

[McBawse]

General was a let down after metal soldier

[shriz]

i made sure not to watch the full version on blip so i could enjoy this for as long as possible

[CamouflageJeans]

I couldn't stomach the full version.. had to take a huge break and come back to it.

The repeating images of baseballs and endless ballerina-deaths, they hurt my head.

[PhantomhiveProducts3]

It needs more purple barrels...