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  • Another reason to cancel the idiot box

  • ........but God hates this video.

  • anything that lures me into else than it preaches I vote as manipulation... fuck you for making me lose time looking at your crap!

  • Love thy neighbor as long as thy neighbor believes what we believe.

  • Why can't this be a real series? I'd watch it!!

  • Has anyone noticed that none of the videos on this channel are any longer than 1:54? I guess they really didn't have anything useful, or informative after all, they really cannot think for themselves, can they?

    I pray to the Goddess for their enlighenment.

    Blessed Be! )0(

  • @GodLovesMEBest LOVE IT!!! please do a short series with this idea. I would cry from laughing so hard. thumbs up

  • How can we insult practically everyone and disguise it as comedy? Well, we'll call it comedy to hide our real purpose but we aren't talented so it won't be funny but we'll still insult everyone so that's good right? Yep. We got to put a token atheist in the mix so they won't figure out that we really hate God and how our lives are crap and it's not our fault. Good idea. Now what? Don't ask me. I have no direction in my life and I hate myself. You? Yeah...I hate you too....and me. Bye. CYA.

  • lamo I love the video but i don't get the name

  • Congratulations on making full use of your potential

  • I'm watching the NFL combine and they're showing the results of the WR drills. They're showing this on NFL network.

  • God loves christians best, you heathens!!

    Jesus saves!

  • How the fuck did i get here??? "back" button 3X...

  • ????????????????????????

  • wtf did i just watched

  • Where's the BEEF!

  • this video is hard to masturb8 to

  • a crock of shit

  • WASTE OF TIME>

  • To the other posters: The masturbation involved in this clip is watching it.

    Best of luck getting your minute back.

  • @illegalsmirf Hah, yet another anti muslim... Oh well, it doesn't concern me 'cause I'm not a Muslim....

  • WE WANT MASTURBATION, WE WANT MASTURBATION. And besides, they'd all be beating the shit out of eachother.

  • Why is it MAHS-SLIM? It should be pronounced as MOOS-SLIM!!

  • @Gunbardo Actually it should be pronounced 'shit eater'. You're welcome.

  • eh?

  • um how did i get here btw i didnt appreciate the wican girl acting like a hippy

  • @FullMetalSpiritGirl There's nothing that precludes her from being a hippy herself.

  • The masterbation is with the jack-off who posted this funny video

  • Uhhhh....

  • I'm jacking over here..... jacking hard.

  • ...Proof that there's no life after drama club...

  • some great inforamtion here thanks

  • masturbation is why god gave us thumbs.

  • Masturbation is lust, a sin that get you to hell. And Christ is the ONLY God!

  • @awsomedude9111

    aaaaawwwww shit ! now you tell me :(

    dear god, you are soooo mean putting my penis where i could reach it !

    not a very intelegent design !

  • @awsomedude9111 How are you certain? I personally am an atheist and i would like to gain insight into why christians are so sure that they are right. Thank you.

  • @mrgordonplaysdrums 'i would like to gain insight into why christians are so sure that they are right'

    There is no perfect logical argument we can make here. It's purely emotional. Keep looking. Someday (I predict), God will touch you. Then, you will KNOW. It happens. Different people come to know God in different ways. You are seeking God just by the virtue of asking the question. Give it time and do some gardening. Or have kids. Then, there is no more argument.

  • @SheikhTaqiyyameister I have kids, Im 30 and still had no 'touch' from god. 

  • @SheikhTaqiyyameister

    "There is no perfect logical argument we can make here"

    Of course not. You are trying to defend belief in a childish fairy tale. Hardly something any logical arguments would help you do. "Then, there is no more argument."

    Right. You can dismiss the christian fairy tale along with all the other fairy tales.

  • @SheikhTaqiyyameister

    The problem is there is a logical argument. A completely obvious one. No different than what you would see in a court of law. The key word is credibility. The problem is most people aren't interested in the truth, but what rather confirms their prejudice. So what they may KNOW, may just be confirming what they want to believe anyway.

  • @awsomedude9111 Masturbation is a HOLY ACT that conjures the DIVINE blessings of SACRED ORGASM.Don't you know that ATUN created the universe (infinity=circle) through AUTO-Fellatio (=circle)?PENUS(the)Christus="­Anointed One"(through the BulboUrethral GlanDs)is the WORD that came down into the Triangle of the male CROTCH,resurrects (in all shapes and sizes), in the expectance of the due WORSHIP,spits the Milkey River of Life and blesses EARTH,or effectuates new life EVEN,in the CAVE OF CREATION.

  • @kleenex3000 Let me be the first to say: Fuck you, buddy. Or a damn goat. Whatever it takes to make you shut the fuck up. You are a pervert, so do your thing and leave my kids out of it, and you'll die soon enough.

    You don't want to have a problem with me. There can be only one outcome of that encounter.  You WILL lose. One way or another as long as I live: Do NOT test me.

    Have a nice day.

  • yeah, why is the atheist sad? she should be laughing at the others

  • @wtfotw and your a stupid head

  • no masturbation but i am wiccan!!!

  • Methinks Everyone would just kill each other.

  • LOL@ FraAngelico729!!!

  • I want to see more! This is great!

  • @55chh It's sooo sexual, isn't it.

  • this is scary...

  • I was expecting o watch a secret masturbation ritual.

  • i wonder if the muslim is afraid to leave her bed in case she returns to find the jew occupying it ...... I JEST ....OF COARSE I JEST.

  • @illinformedgeek Of course her grandfather stole the bed from the Jew's grandfather in the first place.

  • @illinformedgeek

    lollololol. XD

  • @illinformedgeek HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA NIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!

  • fuck israel.

  • @lollylolly101 fuck you

  • I don't care what you believe in. If you post a vid with 'masturbation' in the title and there's no masturbation, you ass is going straight to Hell! XD

  • @FraAngelico729 rofl!

  • fucking worst minute of my life

  • @hempartist420 Non, I think YOU are.

  • fuck this i'm taking a nap

  • Atheist are terrorist.

  • @wtfotw Dude I blow up as much shit I can every day! Gah it's so awesome to not care about human life and just.. KILL IT ALL!!!!....

    Alul.

  • @wtfotw Okay so someone who does not believe in a god.... is a terrorist?

  • I would legitly watch that

  • Atheism is the most hateful, intolerant, and irrational religion of them all.

  • @ElCangri137 haha, you're obviously the intolerant and irrational person.

  • Oh kay it was a bit short.

  • TEAM ATHEIST!!!

  • I hate all religion. It's poison.

  • @Brennna of course it is! I wonder what religion caused Hiroshima and Nagasaki? Or Vietnam or famine, or Africa's debt or cluster bombs or the centralization of wealth pollution or Global Warming or Interest and poverty created by banks or etc etc etc! Get the fuck off your high horse!

  • @aasimazam I'm not on a high horse. Religion is for people who need someone to tell them what to do. I have my own mind. No need to swear at me. If you agree,why are you shouting at me? Leave me alone.

  • @Brennna Because your very existence offends me!

  • What happened to the wacking!>?

  • No,god-who is he anyway?-loves me best;I think!But the believers don't think,do they?

  • they're all atheists no doubt.

  • @Inciteyou xactly

  • @Inciteyou is it obvious day at camp stupid?

  • Where's the masturbation?

  • @suyolakneo No masterbation?

  • @suyolakneo put you dick in your hand clench it move your hand back and forth fast as you visualize banging a pastor's daughter. Now you're masturbating and soon if you're lucky you'll blow a load.

  • Did i get the joke or.....

  • the jew would kill them muslim

  • masturbation haram!!!

  • No masturbation = THUMBS DOWN!!! 8==)<3

  • @abe2517 agreed

    

  • lol I love how the atheist is just standing there

    She's adorable!

  • ???

    wow this is weird... and kind of wrong..oh but what the hell

  • Is the Jewish girl beating her chest for Slach Lanu? DUH IT"S NISSAN lol we don't even so Tachanun fool :P Wow, I'm a freak.

  • Where is my reaction ?

  • Where is the masturbation ? Oh well,on second thought,nevermind

  • Where is the Satanist?

  • lol

  • blasphemy

  • blasphemy? isnt twisting quran to condone wife beating blasphemy? or killing people blasphemy? foo;s are always prone to mockery.

  • iam1lostboy, Where did I condone any of those accusations?

    Wow, You sure imagined an awful lot about me and my beliefs. From a single word. Im a fool prone to mockery? U imagine a whole scenario around ONE WORD & attacked with vigor.What is blasphemy, is comparing the power of the true and Living God with idiots and numb-sculls.I guess if you are among the idiots and numb-sculls. That might have offended you.

    "Too bad".  In the words of the famous false prophet Joseph Smith, "LUMP IT"

  • Abuse of religions that are respected in Islam

  • LOL! I dig the pot smoking athiest with the bad attitude.

  • @joepublic77 me too lawl

  • how ignorant can you people get?

  • SHITE!

  • I can think of at least three things wrong with this title.

  • haha i dont think they would get along lol

  • retardsssss stupidddddd

  • don't forget Hinduism is the third largest religion in the world with more than i thousand million population.

  • lol, the atheist was holding a monkey

  • retards

  • lmfao...and a jew XD

  • idiots

  • The Wiccan's my favorite.

  • they must be in the gay life style or veganzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • I'm sure this is a joke and not going to really be made into a series...but it should! It would be hilarious!

  • you r the only sick not islam

  • Well, unless he thinks it's ok to enslave people, rape any woman you may be able to "capture", and spread his superstition by the sword - no he is not the sick one.

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  • f u

  • BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • What did they say right next to "atheist"?

    What's the sixth person?

    Hindu, Christian, Muslim, Jew, Atheist and?

  • Wicca,

  • Wiccan.

  • What about a Hindu?

  • They have a Hindu.. keep watching.

  • They could find a better actor to play the Christian.

  • Good idea for a reality show. Bet it would be a hit!

  • idiots

  • Very little masturbation, if any at all.

  • the Tunneling Ravioli Beast in the Anti-pasto

    do not fall for his heresy brethern.

  • I didn't see anything about masturbation at all!

  • That title is false advertising.

  • these videos are all the same

  • God did not create the universe, the Flying Spaghetti Monster did.

  • NO! It was the Tunneling Ravioli Beast.

    I hope you die and burn in hell for your blasphemy.

  • Ah, that explains all the earthquakes. How do I convert this highly plausible religion?

  • go back to your thearrogantatheist vids bud

  • So the Atheist wins? Yay! \(^^)/

  • @mcluskylusky i love to jack of

  • most of these vids seem the same... maybe its just me....

    I love the song though

  • God loves everyone man, even people who don't believe or hate him.

    God wants to have a relationship with his children but that is why he gave us the choice to love him back or not.

  • That's cool and all but really I just came for the masturbation.

  • @gandalf2069 Yeah, what WAS that anyway?

  • God loves me best because I am an atheist. Who needs needy people anyway? Certainly not God.

  • Jesus hated hypocrites more than anyone. Some people do get all bent out of shape about homosxuality and yet ignore adultery, lying, and other sins. You can ignore those people, it isn't their judgment that matters, it is God's.

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