Randy Couture Divorce Attorney - The 2009 World MMA Awards!

[psychick99]

id use his services!!!!!

[texas4life88]

lol at 0:11

[001snipe]

This is fuckin GOLD hahahaha

[eddiereyes1988]

So whats the number??

[cutthatcity]

Lol, awesome.

[doggydeeds]

Has your better half gone up three wight classes.lmao

[VRDMatrix21]

I wanna to have a divorce just to hire Randy

[rpaul247]

his ears look like butt holes lol

[mouaaz911]

@rpaul247

You know i noticed something with his left ear but i couldn't say anything because this is disrespectfull for a Legend in MMA , BUT if someone know about this injury could tell us how it happens ? and sorry for my English

[SardonicFox1994]

@mouaaz911 cauliflower ear

[crazymike44]

@mouaaz911 It's called cauliflower... it happens a lot to wrestlers and grabblers and jui jitsu guys who bang heads and ears a lot... after a while the cartiledge in the ear does that... after years and years of repeating damage, it looks really bad... And it's painful as hell when it happens for a few days to a week or more... In japan it's a proud sign of being a warrior!

[GrownAssNigger]

this is not randys style

[powderhound761]

lmfao!!

[TheBestUFC]

15 people got choke hahaha

[fighter4christ7]

Too funny hahaha

[MorganBigGuy]

The epic nose

[bogoio]

he is not bad at comedy

[ripsnorter419]

haha holy shit  0:35

[RafaelRoberto840]

It's funny because hes using MMA terms

[TheMasterSword16]

at least he has a good sense of humor about his divorces.

[t4ls2]

Randy!! Randy!! Randy!!

[drue28k]

Lol.

[dbreiden83080]

Randy can't even act in a commercial..

[yiamamoto]

OMG Hilarious...

0:10 Ahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McFlanker]

hahaha awesome!

[XalexwinsX]

I love Randy...

No Homo.

[Impactoteam1]

ahahahahaha. you win

[klaz55]

hahahah 3 weight classes

[EjayzMMa]

id hire him any day xD

[JustinThoj]

"Did you catch your wife in a full mount against an unsanctioned opponent??" hahahahahahahaha

[ronnied828]

lol,has your spouse went up three weight classes ,lol

[americanmambi]

LMFAO

We love u Randy

[Ultrisound]

lol at 0:09

[jagdjohn96]

Randy Couture vs Lyoto Machida @ UFC 129, do you think Captain America has the tools or do you think Machida karate will be too much for the 48 year old 5 time champion

[MetalTampon]

These events really need some new comedy writers. Damn that sucked!

[LoneKGW]

Randy quit fighting become one please that would be amazing!!! :D hehe he'll punch your ex in the face.

[omglollmao123]

Nice to see Randy can make light of his divorce.

Kim Couture was a real bitch.

[royroyboxing]

ahahahah! Randy's awesome

[Ilikemixingthingsup]

Quick, someone forward this video to Jenna Jameson... I'm sure she would appreciate it! Fuck Tito Ortiz!!!

[mercilessMarksmen]

@Ilikemixingthingsup Tito and his wife have children together and have been married for some time. Eat shit faggot

[Ilikemixingthingsup]

@mercilessMarksmen Whoa, excuse me apparently ripping on someone for BEATING there wife and supporting the wife is frowned upon, you must be a wife beater yourself you fucking fat ass. I took one look at your "push-ups" video and I then and there knew for a fact that you are a troll and a joke. Fuck off.

[mercilessMarksmen]

@Ilikemixingthingsup If he did beat his wife why didn't she press chargers? A strong marriage can survive through anything. Me or tito would tear your eye balls out kid. Take it from me and shut the fuck up next time alright ?

[Ilikemixingthingsup]

@mercilessMarksmen Isn't it obvious? She's fucking retarded just like you and Tito, she has a history of drug addiction problems and oh yeah let's not forget she's an ex-pornstar, probably the most famous one hence the nickname "queen." Look kid just because I insulted some chick you fap too doesn't mean you have to get all offensive and start ranting and trying to threaten me over the internet. Get a life and stop replying to every comment your little feeble mind finds offensive.

[sjoegriffith]

He gets better with age, do you shop come on over and check out my site, just click on my name

[dxk2007]

What the FUCK is this ?????

[DSAoftheSS]

@dxk2007

Obviously Randy Couture divorce attorney.

[ninjaskills24]

gone up 3 weight classes...lol...i actually seen someone do that....

[amanrob]

that's funny, mostly because he's been married like four times

[weepaul666]

I have a better idea. Just dont marry

[randallgage]

Randy Couture Vs. Judge Judy...call the bookies!!!

[mathematicscore]

Delightful.

[btflash55]

too funny!

[maidensebbe]

LoL ... Randy rocks :)

[jewpiles]

This is the best acting I've seen from him.

[DaveC86]

randy has gone through several bitches himself... is that the joke?

[overtkill7]

lol, good stuff :D

[Talis29]

TV would be so much more entertaining if commercials were like this.

[1992lance]

@Talis29 mhm. oh hey, as a joke, how quickly would randy finish ken shamerock?!

[Calsummersishere]

Does anyone know what Law School he attended? :)

I wonder how long it took him to make partner? I bet he'd be more successful at his own firm ---Randy Couture is the best!

[seiken88]

@Calsummersishere I dont think he did attended law school, the clip is meant a joke (I think), as far as I know he graduated from Oklahoma State with a major in foreign language and literature.

But still, Couture is AWESOME

[Calsummersishere]

@seiken88 hahaha Is the English your mother tongue?

[seiken88]

@Calsummersishere haha no it is not, not even close, probable did not help that I was drunk 

[Claudia2288]

Where is he located at?

[AnnacondaVice]

Godd!! Randy's ears scare me.

[Fistwagon]

@AnnacondaVice It's like one actual ear and one... lump.

[achaz]

randy: your honour! *punches ex in the face*

judge: all in favour for randy, case closed.

[f9hunter]

Lol "did you catch your wife in a full mount with an unsanctioned opponent" LMAO the quote of the year

[myloflex]

"punch your ex in the face" hahaha

[x5NYx]

Lmfaoooo wtf is this??? hahahahaha love Randy he's da man baby! "Full mount" lmaoooo!!!!

[THEiDC]

full mount! hahaha

[YamaRider93]

This shit is kinda ironic seeing as how he divorced Kim a short time prior to the award show. That being his third divorce. lol

[vidaroui]

how can i contact him? i need to kill my wife

[denerlille2]

Lol!!

[AlwonDomz]

lol

[TheeShorty86]

He's right on the case,,,he'll punch your ex in the face...YEA!!!

[generalzod4life]

"has Your wife gone up THREE wegiht classes?" hahahaha

[brottarnacke]

He looks a lot like Patrick KilPatrick. Never thought of that before.

[bazarbob]

0.37 :D

[lodwin001]

LOL !!!!

[TaeIeon]

love this

[albybabeee]

ahhah!

[LoneKGW]

Thanks Randy you helped me.

[KTFOvideos3]

Very funny.

[HomasterX]

LOL!

[CODIESEL1]

Damn it man. haha

[JoannaMcCarty]

I LOVE the fact that he is cool enough to poke a little fun at himself...lol

[MrJonnyboy73]

ha ha ha ha ha thats funny

[Khalifornia]

Randy is so on right now, everything he touches becomes gold.

He has so much class but is as badbass as it gets at the same time. He'll be personality of the year 2010, for sure.

[fuckyougreaseball]

its just ashame randy never went head to head with Heath 'the texas crazyhorse' Herring....i think itd be a good fight but id have to give the W to Herring....

[helkauiel]

The man looks good in a suit.

[TimeWarp66]

@helkauiel

Randy looks good everywhere.

[Fruerik]

Hollywood is waiting.

[undisputedgreatest]

Randy is actually a very good actor.

[TheGhost519]

LMAO

Does he do breakup?! lol

[PyfijiPazeki]

Cool video, watch full MMA fights ufc-ppv . com

[TheKolp09]

lol He's out on the case he''ll punch your ex in the face

[andreboy1]

he's been divorced three times, he's part of the reason the marriages failed.

[eseks]

wow this is retarded lol

[Takerslady]

This is awesome! He'll save your house and get rid of your spouse LMAO!

[Daysiecutter]

I want to hire Randy Couture if i have a Divorce

[jin37uk]

@Daysiecutter I want to get married, and then have a divorce just so that I can hire Randy Couture

[SuperGonggong]

the guy singing sounds like the south park guy.

[undisputedgreatest]

Agreed.

[kunjidee]

this guy can't stay married...

[InuvikPhil]

What a face! The guy should play Ben Grimm from fantastic Four

[eLLriDe420]

stfu gay bag

[joergus]

Randy is the man!

[sylhetypolasab]

hahhaaaahaa.its so funny.i didnt know that randy couture is a good actor aswell.

[rieadmin]

I can't tell you how many times i CRACK up watching this video! LOVE IT

[TheCyoruk]

wow!! I didnt know Randy Coture was a lawyer.

[bewts420]

They did a Junie Browing one too, a self-help disk set. This one is way better though!

[gopherz]

Didn't Randy have a pretty mess divorce himself?

[xmanhockey7]

Yeah the joke is he has been married I wanna say 3 maybe 4 times and is currently single.

[jonny232323232323]

yea like 3 lol

[theProdigy02]

@gopherz yea he had a divorce from kim but idk that it got messy. i know it was difficult for him, as he blames some of his losses to dealing with the divorce and and not being able to prepare mentally

[Shoooooooo81]

LOL fuck I think I'm going to die from laughing so hard. Its at least cool that Randy can poke so much fun at himself

[ejaxxx]

He's right on the case , he'll punch your Ex in the face .

hahahaa

[spencern11]

0:33

[nikestar15]

pretty sure if he was 80 he would still knock you out stop acting tough he is a ufc legend

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

@ralfmalf420 corner...death

[inthewakeofthebunt21]

oh wow you're so cool. what's it like being a tough shit over the internet?

[mo31293]

ok then i would love 2 see u fight him, he was the former ufc heavy weight and light heavy weight title holder and is now fighting at 205lb. he is one of the best greco wrestlers in MMA. so u shud shut up u dopie keyboard worrior

[Sabtecha]

that was awesome

[WarriorsTV101]

ahhfahhahahah the man :)

[ayygomez]

BEST VIDEO EVER!

[ScottyMacyea]

This video is hilarious. Randy is the man

[jamielowndes]

This is hilarious, cant believe Randy did this.

[wellverzed]

LOL!!!

[xmanhockey7]

He's right on the case, he'll punch your ex in the face.

[jackvr32]

GO Randy!!!!

[Theblackonyx]

lmafo

[HamerD]

lol

[Sirwastealot]

lmao @ 0:09 - 0:10 had no idea randy was so hilarious

[intrestedparties]

This is awesome

[Gorilla396]

His ears are awesome!!! Especially when he turns his head at :27. "He's right on the case, he'll punch your ex in the face," hahahahahaha

[dekadencja]

:DDDDDDDD

[arinarz]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

His faces are sooooooofu king funny!!!!!!!!!!

Love it!

[FightMafia]

these things are too funny xD

[hooman76]

hahaahhahahah .... hilarious ... Great commercial Randy!! =)

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

Has your better half gone up 3 weight classes? RANDY IS T3H MAAAAAAAYYYYNNNNN!!!!

[IrishKyokushin]

This was funny. The Junie Browning Life Coach one was good too.

[tct72]

cool vid, made my day

[FireProMMA]

Randy spazzing out at 0:34 made my year. We're off to a good start.

[mmajunkie250]

i think its un sanctioned, not UNSENTAIL

[TheNoobj]

best line ever -

Did you catch your wife....

IN A FULL MOUNT WITH AN UNSENTAIL OPPONENT?

LMAO fucking funny as hell

[MrBigDaddyT]

How can he claim to be a Christian and be a divorce attorney!! Goes directly against his faith! God hates divorce.

[VigilantMindz89]

Does God hate jokes too?!

[frogggystyle]

I watched this at the MMA award ceremony and about fell off the balcony because I was laughing so hard.

[niekas]

Yawn. Why does he look so much like that monkey-man Valuev? Are they brothers?

[Daedryon]

Randy Couture - Douchebag

[robocop124]

Daedryon- gay waste of skin

[4795623]

100th comment.

[wade2bosh]

Has your "better" half gone up 3 weight classes........LMAO

[wgfitness]

GOLD :)

[FGRedneck]

Im sorry but WHAT THE FUCK lol boss you can choke out my ex

[pissballs]

frikkin funny

[warhawk2005pl]

hehe awesome. :)

[Domingo0022]

Randy owns

[cbproducktions]

Hahaha yeah, this is so funny

[Domingo0022]

I'd hire him to punch out my gf's exes lol

[Domingo0022]

Wow, I suppose his comment that was removed was supposed to hurt my feelings. Oh well, it was just a joke anyways. Bring it on

[robohobo]

This is like some hilarious pre-debut vignette from 90s era WWF!

[AverageAsianMe]

He would know wouldn't he...

[gprefect]

that shit is epic, awesome couture

[Cigaro1887]

Funny ass shit!!!

[Njubish]

Couture is such an awesome guy... for guys who don't get this... you need to watch some UFC! ;D

[MaxZUber]

Ahem, MMA.

[RowenMoonblade]

5 stars

[NAnwesend]

awesome

[1Mitosis]

LOL!!! WTF was that?