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  • Was "the Beanstalk" too phallic or too pacificistic for Hollywood?

  • JAck and the beans stalk

  • this trailer makes me "wet"

  • HIS NAME IS NICHOLAS HOULT aka tony stonem

  • Ill stick to the Mickey mouse version

  • Omg, kid from About A Boy and Beast from X-Men.

  • wow..im looking forward for the hollywood version of Humpy Dumpy and The three little pigs

  • So this is like a really cool, more violent version of Jack and the Bean Stalk? It looks pretty cool, I'll check it out.

  • Hey, it's Nicholas Hoult!

  • Omggg Tony

  • LOL i thought he was a giant killer, not a giant-killer xD

  • Ooh, it's Hagrid's half-brother! xD

  • whoa, title... spoiler alert!

  • epic

    

  • actually looks kinda cool :)

  • It's Tony! :)

  • err, wow?

  • The guy from About a Boy :P

    And must they be making movies out of my entire childhood now?

  • the movie trailer over all looks good, but the costumes look shitt!!!

  • 1:00 hehehehe naughty ;)

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  • *Jack And The Giant Bean Stalk, you got the title wrong

  • 0:12 still doing pills lad

  • wtf!

  • puss killed the giant already :P :P

  • press 4 loads

  • XD what ever you do, DONT GET THEM WET!! LOL

  • I WANT NICHOLAS HOULT IN MY BED. <3

  • How did something so simple become so complicated ? lol

  • WOW!!!!!!!!

    

  • what happens when the giant grabs the guy???????

  • Tony is all rown up! AHH Fuck he's hot!

  • @Thpolarexpresss Yes, he most certainly is ;) :P xxx <3

  • so this is a weird turn of events?! meh! i didnt even understand the book at age 3 what da hell am i to expect

  • jack...the first man to join the nord space program

  • Tony!!!!

  • Oh i like Jack and the Beanstalk

  • Jenny hendrix and Tiffany Rayne ''the Teacher's pet''

  • The guy from Skins!

  • @sexysugaboi Actually, I prefer to refer to him as Nicholas Hoult, the guy from my sexual fantasy! :P xx

  • @sexysugaboi he was in "clash of the titans " aswell

  • The movie looks good. I am going to see Jack the GIANT Killer first before judging it.

  • ok guys ready for it ....JACK BLACK AND THE BEAN STALK...HUH HUH!, no ..ok

  • Next is Goldilocks and the 3 goblins

  • this looks so unbeleivably bad :/

  • amazing how everyone wants to go dark...batman begins sure did start a major trend

  • 1:14 "I HATE FLAMING OAKWOOD TREES ON MY LAWN!!!"

  • looks amazing!

  • This is gonna be one of "those" movies

  • looks like Avicii :P

  • i thought it was a killer who killed giants or something..It does look good though I'll give them that.

  • Great idea and more nursery rhymes please.

  • oh so these days...it's about turning fairy tales into horror movies...>.>

  • what a piece of crap... and I hate the dumbass playing in Skins. I want to kick his ass everytime I see him.

  • They should have just kept the title the same, it would have looke better (the Title at least).

  • the director of x men stooped low. very low.

  • i love medieval and mythology movies but why the fuck would u add jack and thew fuckign beanstalk..

  • To all who are complaining about how Hollywood changed the name to Giant Killer because it sounded cooler!

    You should know that Jack the Giant Killer was a book made at a similar time as Jack and the Beanstalk (GK actually came first). They're two separate books, and I guess they're doing Giant Killer.

    Google "Jack the Giant Killer" :D

  • why the fuck is 0:32 in slow mo. its nothing special just a woman taking of her clothes. Oh wait.

  • what happens when the giant grabs the guy???

  • typically American, invade someones land and when they retaliate..they are the evil enemy

  • Fi Fi Fo fumb motherfucker!

  • probably only going to watch it because Ewan Mcgregor is in it..and he is a man worth staring at for 2 hours!

  • U gotta luv how they r remaking all these fairy tales! I can't wait 4 mirror mirror! Or this!!

  • @paullima3 have u seen this? what happens when the giant grabs the guy?

  • tony from skins he is awesome

  • Hey let's now forget that jack is a killer.From giant's side he should be in jail

  • Oh i thought it was a remake of the original Jack the Giant Killer. That was a great movie.

  • Thats the fella from 'About A Boy'' :L

  • this is...  ok..

  • @ToolboxMachinima thank you and your right this is getting ridiculous.

  • 0:59 "Something grabbed her, something big... My Penis

  • what's the name of the song?

  • troll hunter 2

  • How big do you think the giants are gonna be

  • As i recall, there was only one giant and it was HUGE AS FUCK!

  • Lol Love how hollywood always turns a children story to something so fucking awesome.

  • The music is TERRIBLE. Could they find nothing more suitable???

  • the giant looks like golom on steroids

  • @brown1234364 lol

    

  • HEY WASN'T HE FROM SKINS? LOL

  • Missed opportunity. A remake of the 1962 Jack the Giant Killer would have been a better option.

  • Skyrim space program: The Beginning.

  • The Elder Scrolls already has space travel.

  • what happens when the giant grabs the guy?

  • whats the trailer song?

  • Invasion of the Beanstalks from Outer Fairyland.

  • If there's one thing that Skyrim has taught me.. It's that the giants are going to launch everyone in this movie into the ozone layer.

  • Jack the giant killer? Fuck off its Jack and the Beanstalk! this trailer pissed me off as equally as the Battleship trailer I mean Hollywood are not even trying any more it just seems to me that whatever Children’s tale not already touched upon by Disney somehow lines itself up as a cheap last minuet cash in for lazy ass Hollywood producers. Either that or they decide to remake films that don't even need to be remade! I think movies like this are an insult to cinema goers, we deserve better.

  • @TheRJMurray blame it on Bryan Singer the director who ruined Superman yo

  • I'll give this movie a chance, but with God as my witness; the second I hear "fi fi fo fum" I'm stomping out of the theater.

  • @tetrisclock hahahaha

  • Little red riding hood now this? What's next 'Jack and Jill'? ... Oh wait.

  • i wanna see them make snow white like this,, haha!!

    :)

  • @Rimmon1000 show white and the seven huntsman lol search it

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  • @wolfman8325 in the knee*

  • giant golden goose?

  • tony what are ya doin climbin bean stalks

  • about damn time they made a movie out of this

  • It's jack and the beanstalk! bloody yanks..

  • Hollywood : Expert Rapist.

    You better hide your fairy tales ,hide yo fables cuz they rapin errbody out here for cash

  • Beauty and the Beast, Snow White and now this... Next they'll be doing Cinderella!

  • @gracesatchmo dude they already did...remember "Ever After" starring Drew Barrymore and Angelica Huston?

  • Imagine this movie made from giant perspective - it wouldn't be so scary at all. It would be a comedy about chasing smurfs.

  • Fantasy is back

  • JACK AND THE FUCKING BEANSTALK REALLY HOLLYWOOD!!!!

  • @TheMrbignich128 Yeah, it's not like the Grimm brothers didn't write down over 300 stories, many of which are more complex stories that could (Note the could) make good movies. BTW You're comment almost made my soda come out of my nose, LOL.

  • @TheMrbignich128 yeah but it does look good.

  • @TheMrbignich128 there's an abraham lincoln vampire hunter movie coming out lol...any idea is a movie idea these days

  • THIS is the story of when the GIANTS from SKYRIM decided to RAID the nords xD

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  • lol never thought jack and the beanstalk could look so epic in any way xD

  • oh do I sy an Ewan McGregor....oh yum

  • This sounded weird at first, but it actually looks like a good movie!

  • *facepalm*

  • Bryan should go back and do more films like Usual Suspects.

  • what ever you do... don't get them WET!!! ^^ hehehehe xD :P am i the only one that thought it differently?

  • weird

  • I will hunt down whoever is making me wait another year for this, and I will hurt them.

  • @ProfessorRJLupin June is in half a year*

  • An additional 9 months to wait for this? Jeez.

  • shitty shitty bang bang moie

  • Hey, there's Ian McShane if I'm not mistaken! The king, I think.

  • looks like a shitty movie to me

  • No. It's Nicholas Hoult, from Skins UK. It doesn't much matter really

  • is it supposed to be jack and the beanstalk? in malay the called jack dan kacang ajaib

  • Instead of this...make an Assassin's Creed Movie :@ :@

  • @miroozy They are. :P

  • @J88Wolf

    waitin :D

  • @miroozy

    Imbecile

  • Tony from skins :D classic -"What?"-

  • wait a minute... that's tony from skins....

    I don't know what to think..

    the image is now broken

  • Is the animated? I can't tell, honestly

  • what the actual fuck...

  • This isn't supposed to be like Jack & The Beanstalk.. Jack The Giant Killer was a story in the 1700's..

  • OMG! It's Tony from skins!

  • just send puss in boots.. =3

  • THIS BOY SHOUD BE THE NEW SUPERMAN

  • Red ridinghood, snow white and the huntsman, and this. .. all fairy tales are invading hollywood.. .what's next? Humpty vs. nutcracker?

  • @Kang001x They've pretty much ran out of ideas, hey as long as its done right I guess =/

  • movie looks good, trailer is crap (where are bill nighy, stanley tucci and ewan mcgregor in it???!!!!) and the title - sorry but sounds very intelligent. very creative guys, hum?

  • but did he gave the cow in change?

  • Is that Tony from the UK Show Skins?

  • @halo3boy1 yeah it is

  • @halo3boy1 Nicholas Hoult, yup.

  • @halo3boy1 yes

    

  • *SPOILER ALERT*

    He cuts the stalk down.

  • @TastyBiscuits we all know that

  • whoa! army of giants at 1:16

  • JUST FUS RO DAH THE GIANTS MAN

  • @Kuya1991 Hmmm... I dunno if he can, I think at one point he took an arrow in the knee.

  • @Kuya1991 Hell no, he'll glitch your ass into mid-air.

  • WHAT

  • Giants are people too.

  • the ''what?'' at 0:39 is sooo classic

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  • little red riding hood robin hood snow white and huntsman and know this all there doing is making fairy tales 10 times more epic and interesting next it will beauty and the beast

  • @watsup4561 actually the original stories of these fairy tales are not for kids they just somehow managed to make them into kid stories

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  • This honestly looks okay, but Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters will be way better.

  • lol Am I the only one who giggled when he said "Don't get them wet"?..

  • YES, BRING ON NICH HOLT

    

  • Trolls? Seriously someone actually said that? Uh it's a giant! Read the description

  • this is officially the worst movie to have been thought of or even created.....

  • strange how i was thinking last night that a movie should be made about Jack and the Beanstalk, now look at what i bumped into