Abdominal Workout

[CorrecterThanYou]

I don't get it.

[seigneurvoland666]

LOL sick vid. sick tea party

[sparkyaj]

lmfao! You are hilarious!

[Ormaaj]

Love the dog. nice touch :)

[crazycat1984]

Thats brilliant! I lol, rofl, lmao, pml, lmfao, sml, and cfl, all at the same time! And thats a whole lotta L !

[thien0995]

Idea just hit me like a ton of bricks!!!!!

Get a new camera.

-.-"

[biggus90]

an idea hit me too,

watch it in HD, fucking idiot

[thien0995]

I was replying to chick6517 you cock

[Chick6517]

How do you make the picture come out like that? Even though I use a really good camera and upload it onto youtube, it still turns out really blurry.

[smokemipole]

once you record then you need to import it to an editing program

[OutOfTouchMedia]

im cool

''choff choff''

[xjosephoenix]

I watched this video once, and I don't think I'll watch it ever again. Not that I didn't like it, but Joe Cool's voice seriously creeped me out. I think I might have nightmares.

[Brandt761]

Super Cool

[exDeathex]

lololololol

[scheisscreek]

I'm enjoying Tea Time (especially love 18's contributions) and happy for you and your many new subs! As a passive, lurking fan of many youtube-relative eons, though, I miss your old videos... Comedy and thought-provocation/ exploration have long been your genius. I miss that balance!

[MattieCooper]

Man, thanks for making smoking look as rancid as I remember it. I Quit about 9 months ago, and like a struggling alcoholic I start fiending and craving one out of nowwhere...HA!

[ArtMusicRepeat]

dude

you gotta bring the Joe Camel back for another one haha

[sweetqueento3SQ23]

LOL!

TeaTime is So Super Cool Bay-bay!

[snotpokkit]

I finally caught up on all of your videos and watched all the Tea Times in order today! I'm having fun with them. I do still very much enjoy your more relaxed videos (I'm not talking anything pre-gathering, since I wasn't subbed to you then and haven't really gone back to see them), and I hope you make more from time to time.

Anyway, I think Tea Time is taking some shape, and I'm glad to see you experimenting with something you enjoy :)

[CelphaFiael]

Joe Camel's cough workout is nice but the Happy Gonzales Brownie Company's laugh workout is just as effective. =P

[jasontologist]

The lemonade diet is the only way.

[GreyAutumn]

So then my dad is super mega cool!

To bad i will never be cool.. ;P

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

Wow, your Bio says your 24 yrs. old, I thought you were at least in your 30's, hmmm must be the beard and the cigarettes. I was must younger looking than you when I was 24, wow, not a put down, just an observation.

[TOMMYfromtheBRONX]

Tommy was here !! Merry Christmas !!

[Trollschool]

Taking this long to uptick on subs isn't going to endear you to the Youtube corporate Gods.

I fear you may have prostrated yourself to their philosophy without any possible payoff.

[azrienoch]

You think I don't enjoy doing these?

[azrienoch]

Your comment pissed me off, so I'm back here, responding to it again. I've gotten almost 400 subs in less than 3 weeks. I'd say it's ticking just fucking fine. Tea Time isn't going away, so piss off if you don't like it.

[Trollschool]

No no. I like it. More Subs! More tea time!

[hellavadeal]

lol

[Abstraqtion]

coughing exercise yes, but dont forget our huge thumb muscles from video games and television. "oooh look at his hands, you can tell he plays alot!" also the muscle that goes into masturbation because a large sum of people with large thumb muscles, spend so much time playing video games, or brain smoothing in front of a television, they have imagination as a girl friend (good old palmula handerson). compulsive masturbation is a plague and is getting worse as the media gains more more influence.

[jonleflar]

Woooah. The extra large HD thing YT added is awesome. The resolution is very clear.

[faen5863]

lol at how u say ampersand instead of and

[gabrielevery]

meh

[outofsteplv]

rrrrrpuff! Lol.

[5thWatcher]

The pre-title roll was way funnier than I would expect something like that to be.

[greatleapforward08]

this is really funny LOL!!!

[LunarShadowca]

LMAO great vid Az I love the new format.

[wingsgirl1313]

I still miss the old videos...

But this one was much better than the usual Tea Time. Maybe they're getting better.

*crosses fingers*

[SierraNeef]

He's cool.

[iandud3]

....youre not the real santa

[nicanicabad]

You sure can make a video, sir.

[Fichte9233]

I love the new series. The beginning of this episode was so funny...

[thinkmorepink]

I hate you, and I think you know why :P

You and your cheesy 80's porn music :p

[reflectionist]

Shan, do I need to school you in the distinction between 70s and 80s Porn Music? I mean, you're clearly ignorant. :-p

I'm just kidding.

You're just jealous that that music follows him everywhere he goes and not you. :-P

[omglookakitty]

i miss the old format, but these are still funny :] the one about trolls is my favorite.

[DeeEmarr]

The first time i saw this, with the big shaggy white thing in the screenshot, i thought, "Abominable Workout? Heh."

[creator563]

not sure if this is an add for smoking or a anti smoking add (but either way it was freiking hilarious.)

[mikma]

Merry Christmas...mikma was here

[Trollschool]

Slowly working through this. Basically Molly has a yeast infection that she's Really proud of - they're like radishes in her "back yard". This is pissing Willie off and and his ultra clean hot-dog ... The puppy has a hair dryer fetish that is giving him perpetual split ends ... 18 - there's something going on there about the attraction of young women on video and how that's a lie fostered by the state - hmm... There's a show here somewhere ...

[KingHeathen]

lol....I just noticed that laughing my ass off works the abs too! Thanks Az!

[SouthBurma]

MOOOOOOOO

[kingjon81]

Jo Cool is so Cool.

[msnomer71]

the most brilliant Q&A on the internetz... LOL

[cliveconey]

ok i must admit, untill this vid, i fort the tea time vids where...well kinda dull tbh, but this was REALLY RELI amusing. (although that jingle is creapy lol)

[JOHNINCOLUMBUS]

Don't worry, cancer cures smoking.

[logicaust]

I liked the part where 18 spiked Jeff's tea with hard liquor :Þ So naughty.

Peace all.

[ianhoppe]

i think i liked this tea time better than the others.

Not bad man.

[666lordbyron666]

i smoke and i did start because of peer pressure

[digitalpreacher]

No stank you.

[vclamp]

The best abdominal workout I ever had was 14 hours of dry heaves. But the jungle juice was so good the night before. It was kind of an Abominable Abdominal Workout. :o

[humanfeather]

but did you get a six pack?! :P

[vclamp]

I actually did already have one, but it did get more intense.

[xxmonickkkkaxx]

The berengians taught us how to be "cool".

[mario64bits]

I like Joe Camel. Cool guy.

Malborough Man was cool too, but he didn't died with his boots on - as real cool cowboys do - but in a hospital robe with his lungs burnt out

[DusmarFilms]

this tea time i actually enjoyed.... it wouldn't kill you to do a old style vid... I rather very much enjoyed those

[timeundone]

what is the 18 about, that's is on your wall ?

[tmafkap]

Watch his old videos, especially the one entitled "18".

[missdivinestalls]

Are you sure t hose were cigs and not blunts?

[lily2stinky]

Without a doubt my favorite Tea Time thus far. Until next time....

[somecallmejim]

This was actually fairly hilarious.

[taliajazel]

god! your fucking theme song gets stuck in my head for hours T_T i kinda like it though, it drives me insane

[lookagain77]

I only smoke cigars, they don't really make me cough, though; I suppose if I inhale every now and then that might do the trick, I'll try it and let you know.

[DKfansown]

would cigarettes after sex be a power work out?

[pearlthirteen]

whaaaaaa...t! i have mad abs because i smoke and cough, i cough like a mofo and now i have a body that rocks...smoking is cool and it takes my appetite away.

i smoke marlboro lights by the way.

[eternalundylnglove]

best series on YT

period

[beeohhski]

i lost 45 pounds not smoking weed maybe i should pick up ciggaretes and lose some more

[PuppyHate]

Hmm, I don't know about this workout. I don't like tabacco. What if I smoke another kind of herb? I really want a 6-pack.

[IconoclastJordan]

We all need a cigarette.

Until then, I guess it won't be tea time.

[bubonicnate]

damn, that funk music made me freak out on my own leg

[akakatydid]

And if smoking doesn't work, there's always tuberculosis! Lots of coughing, and weight loss too! *giggle*

I'm loving the TeaTime videos :D

[FSBlueapocalypse]

Holy shit it's Joe the Camel. He convinced me smoking was cool when I was 12, and it still is.

[Dracofav]

LOL Joe the Camel was hillarious :)

[DaliaRohayyem]

Super cool answer XD

Thnx

Dalia

[Jaikkanen]

Please, get rid of that annoying voice in the intro. It really is awful, and would be just great without it. Please, I beg you!

[premed2]

Noooooooooooooooooooo! That's the best part!!!

[angryislander56]

and the reclamation of camel cool begins:)

of course if this were true I would have an

Usheresque stomach instead of the second ass I am

actually sporting.

(sigh)

still way kewl tho

[kokohawk]

Interesting take.

[dunhilyn]

The Tea time stuff has been great for a good laugh. Excellent work. I hope you do some more artistic work like The Edge of the abyss though.

[samuelmichaud]

god that hotdog boy is like lame cheese

[ozziebob]

Great work Jeff, I'm loving the TT series!!

[Doggiechann]

...fuck it. i'm smoking again.

[barrettsalive]

this video validated my coolness

[JasperAvi]

I guess I need to start smoking....

[xmorningxstar86x]

I love your dirty, greasy-looking hair...

makes me wanna do you! Yeah!

[audrey13579]

you scare children

[xmorningxstar86x]

Sweet!

[awh37]

commet fait on pour avoir toutes les video en francais?

[slyclone74]

apprend l'anglais, et tu n'aura pas de ce probleme.  Vraiment, pourquoi que toute les francais veule qu'on change notre vie? Tu va partout dans le monde, et les chinois, japonais, indoux, pakistan.. etc.. apprends l'anglais. Pour quoi pas les francais?

[slyclone74]

(translation) Learn English, and you won't have that problem. Really, why do all the French want us to change our ways? You go everywhere on earth and chinese, japanese, indians, pakistanis.. etc.. learn English. Why not the French?

[slyclone74]

I appologized for assuming, here. If I had the skills to Caption the translation, I would :/ I shall not troll. I shall not troll. *jumps into the abyss*

[maksiiiskam2]

La mojorité des vidéos sont en anglais et la traduction automatique, c'est pas pour bientôt. Si tu veux des vidéos en français, je te suggère de chercher des mots en français. Il y en a, il faut savoir chercher voilà tout.

Ça serait bien tout de même qu'il y ait une identification de la/les langue/s des vidéos et qu'on puisse filtrer les recherches, un peu comme sur google.

[SouthBurma]

moo

[JoshSource]

did that doll just fake an orgasm?

i smoke and my abs look nothing like a 6 pack...more of a keg, really. i guess i should smoke more. if not for abs then to just look cool. besides, i have to wear a shirt at work and i wouldn't be able to showcase all my hard work.

thanks for the advice, jeff!

[PitsFilms]

RAISING THE CUP TO TEA TIME!!!!!!

[Ocutoyucoto]

Oh goddamn jeff cigarettes wont give you a six-pack. Use a gravity bong.

[elitemathlete]

that horse is fake looking.

[azrienoch]

Probably because it's a camel.

[elitemathlete]

Camels are just retarded horses.

[Trollschool]

I've taken a few swipes at writing something for this, but not. Had something promising about Molly treating her yeast infection like a proud gardener while grossing Willie out, but not enough.

BTW perhaps if "Time" came out bass to "Tea's" falsetto it would sound more interesting.

[MYSHELLSEA]

Love love Tea Time!!!

[silverangel91900]

lmao. i love it. its so funny how it used to be "cool" to smoke. glad i never fell for that.

[lunchbox0419]

howdie man, ill stick with my cowboy killers, yeehaaa, i guess im not cool :(

your vids are great man, keep up with your goodness

and all the people complaining, are just dingle berriers. they're fall off hahaha

[moonstruckpelican]

I love the camel's voice. XD And the doll's cough at the end. XD

[slyclone74]

lmfao man that was the best one yet! You crack me up! Laser that shit! lol

So super cool vid! So true too!

[cadillac8071]

Great video az I am putting this on my website

[brojoghost]

lol Tip the dog: "rrrr... Puff!"

awesome

[tebitronic]

dear azrienoch, what happens when a Jimmy John truck gets stuck in traffic??

i've always wanted to know.

[zerohoax]

Still really like your old videos, but that's why I'm subscribed to both of your channels.

I think the new tea time is really creative, and goes above and beyond what a standard YouTube video is. It's really entertaining.

[dackjaniels555]

Hahaha I always smoke a bowl before watching this.

[OhCurt]

Now I know why I have a flabby stomach.

DAMN!

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

XD 'sub for tits'

[chris3443]

so coo

[2guys1phone]

So I guess you're going to do only 1 episode a week now? I remember a few months ago you used to do one video every 3-4 days. Honestly, I like all of your video's but TeaTime, sure, I'd still be watching your videos, but to be honest;if you're gonna keep on doing TeaTime like this, I might just stop watching, it get's a little boring after a while, to be honest.

Oh well, I know you're exploring your talents with video editing but still, I want the old AZ back

[azrienoch]

Please stop watching. Or at least please stop complaining. I just don't give a shit.

[8cham8]

At least he was being "honest"... :P

[azrienoch]

I just don't get these people. Look, it's just been featured in comedy. This is seriously their own problem, not mine.

[Borror0]

I'd say it's because it isn't as good as your previous videos. You set the bar pretty high. They were all pretty hilarious, provocative and deep.

Tea Time, because it is a web series, can't be as good. Not at first. It's pretty funny now, and it will get better once the character start developing more. 18 is hilarious.

Perhaps if you would do episodes focused on developing the characters it would help?

Either way, I'll keep watching. You are by far the most interesting person on YT to me.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Fuck the naysayers, Jeff. I think you're doing a great job.

There's plenty of pseudo-intellectuals babbling into a webcam on YouTube. What you're doing now has broader appeal and is very well polished.

[azrienoch]

I have half a mind to block them all. In fact, I think I'll do that.

[Sweetbutta89]

Not as much a fan of the new format as I am of the old. but i will continue to sub for tits

[metalheadbard]

I loved your old style of videos. But the new ones are at least somewhat entertaining. If you could mix it up a bit, old with new, that would be awesome.

[lm108]

sorry azrienoch but im not liking this teatime deal

[azrienoch]

Then unsubscribe. I mean it. I'm after a new audience and if you don't want to be part of it, go find something else.

[lm108]

Alright man i will, it was good though :)

Peace

[hellstoocold]

hahahaha sub for tits?

[rozeboosje]

cooooooool

[TheStepfordNews]

I love tea time!

Gotta run, I'm off to have some kid cough on me so that I can work on my abs...

[666LordInfamous666]

"SO super cool"

[ReikoSpazz]

Joe Cool.... OH~!! LOL, I get it!

If THIS is the way you do it! then..

*starts his regiment of fake coughing for 5 hours straight*

Fun Fact: Laughing (an actual hard laugh) is good exercise. Not as good as ACTUAL exercise, but it does work you abs.

*~t3h C.

[Starmexus84]

For some reason I can't watch this video in HD, It stops loading after about 1 minute. What's the problem??

[jonleflar]

I'm having the same problem, except it stops at around the 2 minute mark.

[azrienoch]

Might be a high traffic time for Youtube. Try again a bit later.

[Loserido]

Nighmarish intro and then a bunch of surreal shit happens...

You're the David Lynch of YouTube!

[cloudzack1090]

joe cool is fuckign awesome..AND cool!

[Elaina43]

Dolly almost had a Meg Ryan moment there - before the coughing fit.

[BuyingSoulsOver]

Yea...the theme song...one day it'll get me. For now *shrug*.

[Bloodrazor666]

Lies! I've been smoking for years and my stomach gets better use as a pillow than a washboard! :P

[Bloodrazor666]

Haha that was great, keep up the good work!

[ninapoetry]

Lol. Goddamnit. Smoking is pretty sexy too.

Er, I mean, GTFO WITH YOUR CANCER STICKS AND WHATNOT

[Eddyman2]

The quality is insane. You've definitely gotten it better than anyone else on YouTube.

[azrienoch]

Thanks! I worked hard to find it.

[czorbin]

the theme song is growing on me..

[tatze1986]

what happened to 18?

[sy1234]

> what happened to 18?

Umm.  Nothing.

18 was there, being 18.

[trance609]

hahaha!! That song is sweet!!!!

[Fendermrr]

that's hilarious

[marniespeaks]

I think you covered all your bases and I have nothing to say or add, though I think I should. Let me think about it some more.

[thingthingy]

I gave this episode the "pretty cool" rating. Fitting, huh?

[premed2]

With all your intelligence and creativity I was certain that you would never be able to successfully master the low art form known as THE TRULY BAD VIDEO. Your early attempts were pathetic. After watching THE ABYSS, which is the antithesis of all that is truly bad, I'd assumed you'd given up completely. But Jeff, this time you've really done it. I truly loved this vid. By definition that qualifies it for inclusion in the most coveted vid category ever, the truly bad. Congratulations!

[sy1234]

> Congratulations!

Oh man. This video really is qualified for inclusion in that most coveted category.

[premed2]

It may well turn out to be one of the best of the truly bad vids. Only time will tell.

[baronblod2003]

Sometimes, I shake my head so hard that my feet keep falling off :(

[Lesserpawn]

I look forward to the next video, until then it won't be tea time.

[Nmbrz]

he makes a good point

..i always wondered how my abs got so ripped

[PostZapruder]

Hey, Az, what cigarettes do you smoke? I'd go with Camel because of Joe, but you might of picked him for this because he's so cool.

[azrienoch]

You're right, he's just that cool. I use Drum rolling tobacco.

[cozmikzen]

so super kool

[PostZapruder]

I'm cool, you guys cool?

[kakefat]

I don't like this teatime stuff..

[azrienoch]

Then fuck off and find something you like.

[Blews4Blesus]

I feel older and more sophisticated already!

[jdoty7878]

I like the new videos. They look like a lot of work to make. Much appreciation to you.

[StevenErnest]

Lol, you must be ripped.

[azrienoch]

Yeah, baby! I think the number of packs you have is proportional to the number of packs you smoke.

[pieseonerth]

haha! thats super clever

[chessmastor]

Azrienoch, sorry you didn't like my comment, I was just voicing my opinion.

I still however enjoy your stuff, its just not as good as the previous.

[NapalmXD]

ΩΩΩΩΩΩ

[GramsandPapi]

Lovin "Tea Time"!!! If what Joe Cool says about being cool is true, then I am waaayyyy cool! LOL!! Thanks, Grams

[ThOverdrive]

Sooooo coooool!!(extra exclamation mark)

[CapitalFailsUsNow]

Az. is a sex machine.

[Borror0]

Anyone having trouble accessing Az videos lately? Had to go on his channel to watch the featured video. I had this problem with a couple of his video too. (Shower Time and Me and You.

Funny vid Az, by the way.

[RowanFortuneWood]

Hilarious, Tea Time is great.

[reflectionist]

hahaha!

[WayneSkoting]

Hearing that 'real' smokers cough is what keeps me from starting to smoke again. ( quit 12 yrs ago ) Every day was tough until I found the 'Nico-weed' patches from Rite-aid.

~Ryan Westlake.