His holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not wish us to throw away our precious lives bickering over the existence of deities. Have faith, believers, that his noodily appendage keeps us firmly planted! The non-believers will discover the truth whilst contracting VD in the afterlife!
In the name of the noodle, the balls, and the holy sauce,
Infidels!! Your blasphemy will be met with great destruction at the appendages of the great noodles. Please save yourselves now, read the eight I'd really rather you didn'ts, share with us the great beer volcanoes. Before this whole thing erupts into more holy wars, denounce the IPU, join us in recognition of his wonderful balls,...the meatballs of divine nature.
You may try to scare us with your blood-colored marinara-soaked symbols, and threaten us with a lack of fermented grain beverages, but we know the true goddess. We've felt her presence and smelled the sweet fields of the future, where there will be peaches and sake in abundance. Please, don't deny yourself the joy of following Her Invisibleness. Save yourself from being gored!
I will pray for you infidel, but know that we do not threaten you with a lack of hops and barley, in our hell it's the same beer volcanoe and stripper factory as heaven, it's just that your beer will be stale and the strippers will have VD. The messiah will return, repent now, sport your pirate wear and be touched by his divine noodle. RAmen!!
Such pagan male symbols in your religion - balls, strippers, volcanoes spewing intoxicating fluids forth... can't you see that your religion is just an invention by man? I reach out to you in a gesture of solidarity and friendship and pray that you will "see" with your inward eye Her Invisible touch in every aspect of your life.
I refuse to acknowledge the presence of a pink unicorn, invisible sure, but pink NEVER!! Man did not make Spaghetti, Spaghetti made man in his own image, hence our limbs. He holds you down to the earth so that gravitational pull may never suck you into the black hole yet you dany him? Repent or perish pink sinner!!! The FSM will condemn you with great vengeance into a land of VD and stale beer!!
Sadly, it is because you think like a mortal that you cannot understand: She is so great She can be Pink and Invisible at the same time! Don't deny her existence simply because it doesn't make logical sense. It makes sense to your inmost, Invisible being.
Spaghetti, contrariwise, has has been shown by archeology 2ba recent invention. Yes, Asians had rice noodles earlier, but true spaghetti didn't even exist until after Europeans modified wheat. Can't you see, science is on our side!
You claim to know of her pinkness through faith, yet use science to dispute the existence of the non faith based glorious Spaghetti Monster. Your faith bearing mental faculties have you fooled, logic would tell you the Spaghetti Monster is real because you can see him. There are thousands of artistic renditions.
Spaghetti did indeed exist long ago, the great flood occured as a result of the glorious one draining his boiled dish whilst whilst absent minded of where his steamy waste water was headed. If you read our text you will know. Would you like a brochure?
I would welcome any coherent information you could present about your religion. Meanwhile, I ask you to search your inward invisible heart of hearts for the truth.
And I don't understand how you can say that you don't believe in the FSM by faith. Surely not every follower has seen the FSM!
Actually, I follow the new denomination known as THE CHURCH OF HIS ECUMENICAL HOLINESSES OUR GREAT INTEGRATED LORDS KNOWN AS THE "INVISIBLE FLYING PINK SPAGHETTI UNICORN MONSTER". All others are followers of a false religion! Down with the singular gods as my gods are dualistically more powerful although they really are only one although all the while being two but this great paradox is not for our feeble minds to understand! Believe in IFPSUM or suffer an eternity in a pool super hot lasagna!
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmmmm only one true believable creator exsists, the flying spaghetti monster , all praise his noodly appendages that touch us all........ Peace and Meatballs to everyone,,,,,,, shiver me timbers
Fear not for all can be saved. None shall be cast away from the salvation the the flying spaghetti monster. Even the worst of sins can be forgiven if he/she so wishes. Come now and be embraced by his noodley appendage. Spread the word so that all may be welcomed into pastafarian heaven. May his noodley appendage reach out to you. RAmen.
Heretic! Blasphemer!! There is only one true god, the invisible pink unicorn! Bow and tremble before her mighty pinkness, renounce you flying spaghetti monster demon and follow the one true faith, or be slain in her name! She, who is so mighty she is both pink AND invisible AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Fear not for no cholesterol is given for embracing the noodley holy one. No army is needed for his reach is infinite as well as his love and noodley appendages touch everyone. so rejoice and praise the him and you shall be granted wisdom.
Not true. If you are truely sorry then you will be forgiven. However the beer from the volcano will be stale. And the strippers may be undeniably ugly.
I don't think you should tell people that they can do whatever they want, hurting people, and be forgiven. You need punishment to act as a deterrent. Sadly there is no afterlife... so those who commit rape and murder enjoy life, and their victims lives are snuffed out. There needs to be punishment for evil, not because the criminal deserves it, but to act as a deterrent.
Not true. If you kill someone with the sole idea of saying your sorry afterwards then your not truly sorry. Your sorry you got caught not sorry that you did such an act. And will be punished as such. You need to be truly sorry. But like i said, the beer will still probably be stale.
Well it depends on the situation and the crime. You can't murder someone and then say your sorry later. But say you killed someone in self defense then you can be forgiven. That is if the action was appropriate.
Fear not dear mistress, a for a holy army is in the forming in the name of she who doth have both pinkness and invisibility, (stay tuned lol) And all those in bed with the purple oyster of doom shalt be slain. (fuck, I almost sound like a christian lol)
This whole flying spaghetti monster stuff is a total rip-off from Christianity. It is something that must stop! Can I get an amen?
Danielezerable 11 months ago
His holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not wish us to throw away our precious lives bickering over the existence of deities. Have faith, believers, that his noodily appendage keeps us firmly planted! The non-believers will discover the truth whilst contracting VD in the afterlife!
In the name of the noodle, the balls, and the holy sauce,
RAmen
TheMinionMan 2 years ago
@TheMinionMan
Good message Brother. Are you darning your pirate outfit for the December Festival?
May his noodily appendages touch you. Arrrgg!
In his noodliy name.
RAmen
bigboy45454545 2 years ago 2
Infidels!! Your blasphemy will be met with great destruction at the appendages of the great noodles. Please save yourselves now, read the eight I'd really rather you didn'ts, share with us the great beer volcanoes. Before this whole thing erupts into more holy wars, denounce the IPU, join us in recognition of his wonderful balls,...the meatballs of divine nature.
craborama 2 years ago
You may try to scare us with your blood-colored marinara-soaked symbols, and threaten us with a lack of fermented grain beverages, but we know the true goddess. We've felt her presence and smelled the sweet fields of the future, where there will be peaches and sake in abundance. Please, don't deny yourself the joy of following Her Invisibleness. Save yourself from being gored!
ReligiousFiction 2 years ago 2
I will pray for you infidel, but know that we do not threaten you with a lack of hops and barley, in our hell it's the same beer volcanoe and stripper factory as heaven, it's just that your beer will be stale and the strippers will have VD. The messiah will return, repent now, sport your pirate wear and be touched by his divine noodle. RAmen!!
craborama 2 years ago 2
Such pagan male symbols in your religion - balls, strippers, volcanoes spewing intoxicating fluids forth... can't you see that your religion is just an invention by man? I reach out to you in a gesture of solidarity and friendship and pray that you will "see" with your inward eye Her Invisible touch in every aspect of your life.
ReligiousFiction 2 years ago
I refuse to acknowledge the presence of a pink unicorn, invisible sure, but pink NEVER!! Man did not make Spaghetti, Spaghetti made man in his own image, hence our limbs. He holds you down to the earth so that gravitational pull may never suck you into the black hole yet you dany him? Repent or perish pink sinner!!! The FSM will condemn you with great vengeance into a land of VD and stale beer!!
craborama 2 years ago
If he were man made, wouldn't have sent IPU followers to a hell full of southern baptists open air preachers?
craborama 2 years ago
Sadly, it is because you think like a mortal that you cannot understand: She is so great She can be Pink and Invisible at the same time! Don't deny her existence simply because it doesn't make logical sense. It makes sense to your inmost, Invisible being.
Spaghetti, contrariwise, has has been shown by archeology 2ba recent invention. Yes, Asians had rice noodles earlier, but true spaghetti didn't even exist until after Europeans modified wheat. Can't you see, science is on our side!
ReligiousFiction 2 years ago
You claim to know of her pinkness through faith, yet use science to dispute the existence of the non faith based glorious Spaghetti Monster. Your faith bearing mental faculties have you fooled, logic would tell you the Spaghetti Monster is real because you can see him. There are thousands of artistic renditions.
craborama 2 years ago
Spaghetti did indeed exist long ago, the great flood occured as a result of the glorious one draining his boiled dish whilst whilst absent minded of where his steamy waste water was headed. If you read our text you will know. Would you like a brochure?
craborama 2 years ago
I would welcome any coherent information you could present about your religion. Meanwhile, I ask you to search your inward invisible heart of hearts for the truth.
And I don't understand how you can say that you don't believe in the FSM by faith. Surely not every follower has seen the FSM!
ReligiousFiction 2 years ago
RAmen to the true FSM.
PAKMAN52 2 years ago
All you FSM ppl are just looking for an excuse to sin.
You will find yourselves on the 42nd level of Hell, where the grass is low and the manure is high, wishing you had given worship to Her Pinkness.
Elvisdogg 3 years ago 5
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Actually, I follow the new denomination known as THE CHURCH OF HIS ECUMENICAL HOLINESSES OUR GREAT INTEGRATED LORDS KNOWN AS THE "INVISIBLE FLYING PINK SPAGHETTI UNICORN MONSTER". All others are followers of a false religion! Down with the singular gods as my gods are dualistically more powerful although they really are only one although all the while being two but this great paradox is not for our feeble minds to understand! Believe in IFPSUM or suffer an eternity in a pool super hot lasagna!
combatives 3 years ago
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combatives 3 years ago
Awesome! I have a tendency to follow the Holy Hooves of her high horniness, the IPU rather than the FSM, so I am with ya!
Great work! Did you write all that scripture yourself? Dude, you so f ucking rock!
ltjayson 3 years ago 2
this is more believably then the Jewish/Christian/Muslim god.
GegoXaren 3 years ago 3
All hail her horniness!
iamsimplymyself 3 years ago 2
The IPU is a girl with a penis?
Fairly intimidating but... that's not good enough... the FSM has BALLS! (meatballs)
Ramen.
Paulginz 3 years ago
Faith in the FSM is strong and shall shatter the false diety of the IPU and the Purple Oyster
Peace and Meatballs
RAmen
crappyninja101 4 years ago
FSM FTW!
tesla555 4 years ago
yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmmmm only one true believable creator exsists, the flying spaghetti monster , all praise his noodly appendages that touch us all........ Peace and Meatballs to everyone,,,,,,, shiver me timbers
jubbster 4 years ago
NOt agree, fuck the PIU, and praise the FSM, RAmen.
mortemdei 4 years ago 2
RAmen.
YelloweyEyes 4 years ago
Ramen
crappyninja101 4 years ago
RAmen!
knightoftheroundvaan 4 years ago
RAmen!
richd506 4 years ago
R'Amen!
monkeyfez512 4 years ago
You will see. You will all one day see you were wrong when you find yourself cursed to eternity with the Purple Oyster! IPU FTW!
CommonOddity 4 years ago 4
Let me explain it to you:
IPU SUCKS, FSM RULES!!!!
is it clear now? LOL
RAmen
mortemdei 4 years ago
Ulster is FSM land for FSM people and we will tear the heart out of any f*&^% IPU worshipers. Ulster says RAmen!
bopter 3 years ago
RAmen!
Bonkorz 4 years ago
lol im doing a school report on this ^^
heckyes2727 4 years ago
purple oyster of doom, i love this shit
Startmenu4 4 years ago
Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves, Peace Be Unto Her, or May Her Hooves Never Be Shod
Martin140189 4 years ago
Fear not for all can be saved. None shall be cast away from the salvation the the flying spaghetti monster. Even the worst of sins can be forgiven if he/she so wishes. Come now and be embraced by his noodley appendage. Spread the word so that all may be welcomed into pastafarian heaven. May his noodley appendage reach out to you. RAmen.
DreamsOfYore 4 years ago 3
Heretic! Blasphemer!! There is only one true god, the invisible pink unicorn! Bow and tremble before her mighty pinkness, renounce you flying spaghetti monster demon and follow the one true faith, or be slain in her name! She, who is so mighty she is both pink AND invisible AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
hehe lol
My imagiary holy-army is bigger than yours :P
againstthehumanrace 4 years ago 3
Fear not for no cholesterol is given for embracing the noodley holy one. No army is needed for his reach is infinite as well as his love and noodley appendages touch everyone. so rejoice and praise the him and you shall be granted wisdom.
The word of the flying spaghetti monster,
RAmen.
DreamsOfYore 4 years ago 3
hmmmmmmmm no cholesterol you say?
lol
againstthehumanrace 4 years ago
thank the spaghediety that us pastafarians do not need violence may his noodly appendages bless you weather you belive or not.
hajidude 4 years ago
blasphemer! his noodly appendage will never forgive rape and murder.
magestaff567 4 years ago
Not true. If you are truely sorry then you will be forgiven. However the beer from the volcano will be stale. And the strippers may be undeniably ugly.
RAmen
DreamsOfYore 4 years ago
I don't think you should tell people that they can do whatever they want, hurting people, and be forgiven. You need punishment to act as a deterrent. Sadly there is no afterlife... so those who commit rape and murder enjoy life, and their victims lives are snuffed out. There needs to be punishment for evil, not because the criminal deserves it, but to act as a deterrent.
magestaff567 4 years ago
Not true. If you kill someone with the sole idea of saying your sorry afterwards then your not truly sorry. Your sorry you got caught not sorry that you did such an act. And will be punished as such. You need to be truly sorry. But like i said, the beer will still probably be stale.
DreamsOfYore 4 years ago
Are you saying that if someone sins with the intent of repenting afterward, they can never be forgiven?
magestaff567 4 years ago
Basically. You can't repent before the crime was committed.
DreamsOfYore 4 years ago
and u can't be forgiven afterward?
magestaff567 4 years ago
Well it depends on the situation and the crime. You can't murder someone and then say your sorry later. But say you killed someone in self defense then you can be forgiven. That is if the action was appropriate.
DreamsOfYore 4 years ago
red herring
magestaff567 4 years ago
Well im just guessing. My opinion not that it's worth anything. You asked and im telling.
DreamsOfYore 4 years ago
hahaha I like this vid. :)
Rhonda9 4 years ago
Hehe Thankyou. Its my first attempt at animation. Should be another coming soon when I get time to finish it.
againstthehumanrace 4 years ago
I'll be looking forward to it. LOL
Rhonda9 4 years ago
Oh, Brother Ando, deliver me from the jaws of The Purple Oyster of Doom!
I have faith in Her Holy Horniest!
"Neigh, Neigh" my brother!
mistressvenus 4 years ago
Fear not dear mistress, a for a holy army is in the forming in the name of she who doth have both pinkness and invisibility, (stay tuned lol) And all those in bed with the purple oyster of doom shalt be slain. (fuck, I almost sound like a christian lol)
againstthehumanrace 4 years ago
Someone in bed with an oyster... that would be a disturbing sight...
Muaguana 4 years ago
That it would be lol
againstthehumanrace 4 years ago
Brilliant!!!
ddrninjette 4 years ago
Purple oyster of doom... awesome.
Muaguana 4 years ago
Hahaha Brilliant!! I love it. Thats exactly the same thing that theists do!!!
nofarknidiot 4 years ago