Top Gear: The Ice Race - Series 13 Episode 5 - BBC Two

[leafrunner123]

In the beginning when they got 1500 pounds for like a porsche and nissan, where do they buy them from? I think it's cool how you can get it that cheap

[metoxys]

I'm here for Justice... and I'm satisfied.

[Tombstone416]

haha oliver penis.

[Khalis33]

what? mid engine rocket ships?

[krvavidiamant]

Can you please tell me what are the names of the pro drivers here? I know one is the great Olivier Panis, but I'd really like to know the name of the younger one. :)

[madhammerhead]

Jeremy, you could win with this on:

MITA Next generation anti skid device

[raiman99]

2:25 that was that oliver penis man again ... i loled so hard^^

[PerformanceCars1FCH1]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT BOX!?

[Lucienator]

that was that oliver penis man again!!! BLOODY LOVE TOP GEAR

[redMrCrayon]

1:44

"What IS this shit box?"

X D

[napalm9]

Haha englishmen on ice :) That never ends well :P

[IAmTheMohawkWarrior]

Anyone notice "merde" on Hammond's door? Means "shit" in french... lol And Clarkson's has "Les Bien" xD

[Jamesofhull]

does anybody know the song at 1:55?

[lilgit90]

I bet the pros thought. " I really want to roof their cars"

[SIRHENNY1]

1:44 "What is this sheetBox?" lol

[DriftDweller]

0:41 " MARINA, James' `Special` Friend." :p

[MrCienight]

name song?

[maximus9401]

o_O didnt know theyre allowed to say shit

[hasemisport]

"you.. cheese-eating... sideways monkeys"

[ThePrototype27602]

1:44 'What is this shit box?' lol ;)

[xLonexShogun]

WHAT IS THIS SHEET BOX?

[NVSNnl]

@YensiTeasu Alain Prost (four times F1 world champion). Also I think Clarkson forgot about Jean Alesi, who is French as well and has one F1 race win (like Panis) and a shitload of podium finishes.

[brandond707]

top gear is the best show on tv...

[DarkLycanthrope]

So much for the Morris Marina good impression of their car hahaha. I wonder if that Morris Marina owners club site is still up?

[Gwee2008]

This channel is not available in your country.

[eziitis8]

Lol "Sideway Monkeys"

[shrimpy342]

whats the name of the song when they start the race?

[NoFanSLand]

@shrimpy342 @shrimpy342 waters of nazeret, justice.

[killatigerownz]

Hammond's car is a 300zx right?

:D

[ryrodye]

@killatigerownz yes

[Vectorr4Emperor]

hahahahaha! cheese eating sideways monkies!

[avgrech]

what episode is this from ??

[ahmedeox]

Oliver Penis? LOL!1

[sirhs6991]

The difference between the highest rated comments is, one guy spells shit box with no space and a "!?" whereas the other guy spells it with a space and a "?!" Apparently more people spell it without a space.

[YoshiMayhem]

wotisdeessheetbox?

[kukupravesh]

guette ca bannes pilons la ene coup

[MattMK45]

I thought at 0.37 jeremy was going to say all french swing to the left (ie communism)

[a6km]

oh what the ....

[szpara16]

0:40 James' Special Friend

[Cyworldabcd]

waters of nazareth- Justice

[TheNightracer]

why on earth would someone drive a morris marina in a rally race??

[killingod98]

WHAT IS THIS SHITBOX!?!?

OH WHAT THE F***

[pablonbd]

"AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA I Pulled my own glove off"

hahahahhaa

[ziosamsamsam]

what a waste of a beautiful 300zx

[Kreez8]

1:54 bicycle tires lol

[terminator363GAMES]

Tit Tree, Merde, and Phart Industrie

[Marcotheguy]

sideway monkeys lol

[MikeGnar513]

By jmurdo92 and lostchildoftime's comments

i found out that THIS backwards is SHIT and SHIT backwards is THIS

woah, amazing.

[krqkan]

James Special Friend HAHAHA

[cypri0t]

ralley kicks ass

[pregnantnproud]

a morris?

[XanDer026]

2:26 that was that Oliver Penis man again lol

[jillsandwhichlol]

!?XOBTIHS SIHT SI TAHW

[cmbunltd1]

who even thinks that this is even the least bit amusing?

[asivoria9]

cheese eating sideways monkeys!

[Istoderescu1]

eii i have a question at 1:16 whats up with the rear wheels do they all turn like that??

[TheSupatrader]

@Istoderescu1 good eyes. yes they all do in this video. i had no clue

[Istoderescu1]

@TheSupatrader haha cheers i think thats the only good comment ive only had back from anyone on here ahaha so is it because of the 4x4 with twin steering collums?

[tranquilizerbreath]

everytime i drift my friend's gravel road, i listen to justice

[357MAGNUMSNIPER]

Hey, the song is: Justice - Waters of Nazareth, it is also featured in GTA IV, on radio station ElectroChoc.

[Troyce3000]

whats the song at 1:56?

[corvetteZ3r]

hammonds roof was of jus jermy threw it for hitiing his drums

[ThunderAppeal]

What is thees shetbox? What is thees ca'r? A Maurice?

I could listen to that all day.

[sweetypie000]

@ThunderAppeal yawn

[Polterboo]

CHEESE-EATING SIDEWAYS MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!

[CrashNicker]

What is this shitbox? What is this ca'r? Maurice?

(2 minutes later)

AW F***!...

[VINCENZO160793]

once jeremy's most hated car, but in this situation..he will probably want to be in that kia rio..

[ArticMuse]

it is XBOX.

[flyfreak23]

JUSTICE IS THE SHISSSHHH!!!

[Hebert6760]

fuck i love that red 300zx looks great

[rofl197]

morris + piano = DISASTER!

[rofl197]

well in the full video the morris gets crushed by a piano

[corvetteZ3r]

@rofl197 lol i seen that e[p

[Jameshair007]

whats hammonds car

[nathanpisces]

@Jameshair007 Nissan 300zx

[djsfilms1]

@Jameshair007 Nissan 300zx

[kzimera]

I like panis' reaction to the morris:"what is this Sh*tbox?" =D

[JPau216]

lol it was two races

one for people who brought the right tools

the other for people who are tools X)

[maurizianodaniel]

they should exchange car each others ,there s no chance between 4wd and 2wd on ice

[Janusha]

YOU CHEAS EATING SIDEWAYS-MONKEYS hah funny.

[LittleBoy2729]

Noooooo! Noooooo!

[aidan000]

ok their all going pass theres that oliver penis man again

[croc17046]

This proves that Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond...and even James May have probably the best and most perfect jobs in the world.

[bulletburposmiley]

"What is this shit box!" "What is this car!" "A Morris?" ROFL!

[xrc0187]

"that was that Oliver Penis man again"

[KNTRIDER]

"Soon it became clear there were two races going on - one for people who brought the right tools, and one for those...who were tools"

[wolfenheinzer]

Whats the song at the beginning of the race?

[nmarez]

Justice - Waters of nazereth

[wolfenheinzer]

THANK YOU!

[03056932]

still cant believe they messed up such a nice Z. They are few and far between on the used market.

[Dogman36]

BUT.... there are somehow plenty on the east coast of the US. why?

[03056932]

@Dogman36 no idea but i'd pick up a decent one in a flash.

[crazysoccerman14]

YOU CHEESE EATING SIDEWAYS MONKEYS!!

lmao

[crazysoccerman14]

OMG THAT IS SO SICK

[SmallWave80]

two losers, badly.

[FlyinFreek]

whats the song at 1:56

[finch9899]

"E-Pro" by Beck.

[ElSascho]

ahh i puled my own glove off lmao xD

[DarkLycanthrope]

I love the driver comment part hahaha.

"What is that box peice of shit!" That's what I was thinking like most of you where when it was first seen.

[DarkLycanthrope]

corrention- shit box* not the other way

[fearvgo911]

you cheese eating sideway monkeys...

what is this shitbox XD...

[Ryoku75]

1:16 Wow, that rally car in the back has 4 wheel steering!

[wbi007]

wth?

[Ryoku75]

4 wheel steering, like what monster trucks have. The rear wheels can turn like the front.

[wbi007]

Yeah i know, but i dont think this car has it. It' just an optical illusion.

[kellylibby1]

most ice racing cars have 4 wheel steering

[bulletburposmiley]

Yeah they do. All of those purpose-built ice racing cars in the vid have 4 wheel steer.

[nejjc]

@Ryoku75 they all do

[Ryoku75]

Yea, pretty cool if you ask me.

[mesmerizeme]

Cheese eating sideways monkies

[dinkylab]

they should rename

the show

Top Q

[LostChildOfTime]

WHAT IS THIS SHIT BOX?!

[asdfghjkl6252]

@LostChildOfTime its too low that tunnel will damage the suspension of the apollo

[TheJoker33julio]

TRY A SUBARU STI NEXT TIME K

[sbs260]

the challenge was to buy a rear wheel drive cars not 4 wheels drive like the subaru

[joelparker13]

Ah, Justice :D

[WhiteMouse77]

Hey Jeremy, James, Richard....haven't you mamas sed that you can race in snow with AWD cars only ??!!... LoL... :-D

[crowbarftw]

lol Olivier Penis man

[tehwitchdoctor]

2:32 is it just me or does it sound like the car is screaming OH NO

[jomurdo92]

WHAT IS THIS SHITBOX!?

[dengdejiang]

@jomurdo92 haha, there must be some shits in the shit box

[biturbomaniac]

The marina did quite well

[halo3fan216]

whats the song at 2.02

[Mavirious]

@halo3fan216: If you're referring to the song just after Jeremy makes his "One for the right tools, one for those who were tools" comment, the song is "E-Pro" by Beck. :)

[TFRLIceman]

@halo3fan216 It's a song by Beck...I don't remember the name, but it is Beck.

[trafficjam10]

it's called E-Pro

[35yearoldboy]

T.G is king!But i find it quite hard to watch them smash a perfectly good 300 zx.10 yrs ago that was my dream car......

[thepipono16]

niceee!!!!

[TroVirus]

"what is this shit-box...what is this car" lol 1:46

[hmdwgf]

i'm guessing alain prost is france's best racing driver

[dukedub]

Jacques Villeneuve imo would be number one

[hmdwgf]

villeneuve's canadian!

[g00glen00b]

Villeneuve is a canadian!

[wenger1972]

LOL at Olivier Panis' description of the Marina at 1:46.

[12345imran67890]

LOL...Richard calls him oliver penis

[MinitureMONKEY]

top gear is ace!!! a lot better than fifth gear....and a whole lot funnier! top gear FTW! Btw can anyone please tell me what the song is that starts at 1:55 ?

[Godtryan]

I can't see a bloody thing! Haha

[anotherone10]

LOL at 2:09, Jeremy Clarkson's scream

[vickyriordan]

whats the name of the song starting around 1:58 ?

[indiharisn]

"E-pro" by Beck

[MinitureMONKEY]

Hey cheers indiharisn! =)))

[rodwoolF1]

battle of hastings instead of azincourt cos the british are fighting each other instead of the french. quite a clever metaphor for jeremey

[tomoevans]

the battle of hastings was when william the conqueror led the french invasion of england in 1066 (the final successful invasion of england) - the french beat the english, like in this race - rather than the english winning like at azincourt - still a good metaphor :)

[Qjii]

whats the song that starts at 0:40??

[EllaFlint]

Waters Of Nazareth by Justice

[KOSTAS22R]

Justice - Waters of Nazareth

[kuqi320]

Les Bien

HAT!

[nixie2432]

lol les bien on hammonds car i think. might be hammond, might not oh well funny any way

[kardredren]

lol @ Oliver Penis :D

[mattcanseedeadpeople]

Ich möchte Käse and some cake thanks too.

How are you today? :D

[mattcanseedeadpeople]

I'm fine.

[anotherone10]

"What is this shit box"

"What is this car?"

"A Morris"

haha =)

[KOSTAS22R]

Panis deserves a medal for that :D

[riccardozz1]

boy... did they kick your ass!

[robertlucky]

They axed the crushing of the marina :O

[jim141994]

i like james' car with them white wheels

[FlyingCorn]

it looks pretty good at 0.06

[queenyparker]

at 2:26 did hammond say what I think he said?

[pepsimax131]

if your thinking what im thinking then yes

[nixie2432]

" theyre all going past, that was that oliver penis man again" so yeah probly

[mlloydd]

lmao panis

[C0DGlitch]

shit box haha ;)

[wwestevo07]

"what is this shit box" lmao