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  • What is this shit "USA FUCK YEAH"? I do not know if you guys realize, but the point of the scene is showing a lot of U.S. soldiers doing horrible things.

  • I thought it was a perfect touch for Snyder to have picked the Ride of the Valkyries as the song for the scene. Not only does it fit by itself but it's a subtle reference to one of the extra stories in the graphic novel (mentioned in Holis Mason's novel "Under the Hood"). Great touch and an extra little something for the book fans.

  • God, this scene is awesome! Especially the end, when the Comedian roasts that prick.

  • this if it's epic

  • I just realized this is an Apocalypse Now Reference. 

  • @Killzoneguy117 Not being mean but wow.

  • @Hitman47grim I'm a little slow.

  • @Killzoneguy117 It's okay. We all are in some way.

  • The song was lame as fuck!

  • @NefariousNarcissist7 rise of the valkaries?

  • @yoleekmendeek Yeah I think....the song didn't fit well to this clip

  • @NefariousNarcissist7 Its a reference to another badass movie

  • whats the name of the song?

  • and the 'tards arguing below is the reason why I'm not part of any political party.

    The "republicans" and "democrats" can go kill themselves.

    Enough dividing. Its pointless and separates people.

  • if i was the blue guy i'd smash em all with my dick.

  • JAWOLL!!!!! 

  • USA FUCK YEAH

  • DIE VITAMINS!!!! :D :D

  • @Harky88 LMFAO.

  • The Comedian was so cool at how he enjoyed crushing his enemies....

  • im not even american but even this makes me go AMERICA FUCK YEAH!

  • DIE VIETAMINTS

  • Man I love the Comedian!

  • How did the last VC guerilla get his leg blown off? Was he too close to one of the people Dr. Manhattan blew up?

  • TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK BITCHES!!!!!

  • I don't care what the history books say; THIS is how Veitnam war was.

  • AMERICA, FUCK YA!! :D

  • @PapagenoJuan2 I know! I was thinking: This is the real Team America!

  • 0:18 sub zero wins

  • To everyone who's arguing: There is no difference between Republicans and Democrats. You're all full of shit. Good day.

  • Umm is it a shame that I'm hot for the Comedian?! I mean he might kill me if he got me pregnant.

  • the guy next to the comidian on the chopper is the director

  • 0:18 Oh god it's raining steaks D:

  • @DaltontheEmo Agreed. And I`m actually getting pretty sick of my own party when we do idiotic things like support FOX News and Glenn Beck, as well as holding "tea parties".

    But I do take issue when someone calls us "ignorant bastards".

  • Damn this comment section is full of a bunch of arguing bitches

  • if this is real then every city, region, state, country, countinent, and planet will know the name AMERICA the freeist place on the planet.

    (not really)

  • AMERICA defined! But now your own government is ripping you apart. And your all taking it with a smile. God bless you ignorant bastards!

  • @DNFmcX Fuck you, bitch.

    It`s a FUCKING MOVIE YOU MORON!

  • @MaxDamageProductions Truth hurts doesn't it little boy? Take some of that unbridled attitude out on your government who created this world view of you dip shits. Good luck goof!

  • @DNFmcX Truth hurts? What the fuck are you talking about?

    Have fun living in your third world country dying of AIDS.

  • @DNFmcX And how is a scene from a movie "America defined"?

    Ignoramos.

    I love how everyone who doesn`t live in America immediately move to the stereotypical "fat cheeseburger snorting bastards".

    And our government, as much as I hate it, isn`t "ripping us apart".

    Republicans like myself have made our voice known and we`re taking back this country.

    So before you go spewing your uninformed, ignorant hate against Americans, wait until your country is in trouble, you`ll be begging us for help.

  • @MaxDamageProductions Taking back the country eh? Guess you guys didn't think you did enough damage last time and you want to finish the job!

    And it isn't like anybody is going to stop you from really fucking up the place. The Democrats.....they kinda suck.

  • I like the smell of tourists in the morning.

    Smells like... dead propagandists.

  • I love the smell of blue dong in the morning.

    Smells like... Victory

  • When I see Comedian, my thoughts goes to John Winchester.

  • America, fuck yeah!

  • dude this guy could take all of humanity and killing all of em in a couple minutes, wanna know why? cause he is a walking nuke!

  • gota love the morons raging because america is winning in this movie haha...

  • @icanmyshoetie we never lost a battle in Vietnam we just left because the citizens wanted our boys home.

  • @nitewolf89 Like I said, losing by some political bullshit, because you'd gone too far, too deep in this war that the citizens couldn't stand it so they demanded the government to withdraw, that's still losing by any means, that's called retreat. What? Come and withdraw is not losing then what can I say it? "Play time's over, go home boys"? You American, is it really hard to admit you lost a war? You're just like the Chinese in some parts, never admit they're wrong.

  • @MrBuituananh94 college boy you so smart

  • @MrBuituananh94 mission accomplished lol raaage

  • @icanmyshoetie Since when? Kind of when you try to denied the lost but that's that. ^-^

  • @MrBuituananh94 That wasn't the intention of the scene at all. The point of the story, and this scene, was to show how out of control an undefeatable America would have been, and also how sadistic and evil real superheroes would be. This scene isn't about America's hatred for Vietnam or whatever, it's an alternate history where superpowers have rendered defeat impossible, and how America would respond to having that power. This scene is very anti-American in that respect.

  • @northernvoxmedia this isn't Anti-America as much as it is anti-authority, if russia or china had a Dr. Manhattan they would at the same way

  • @MrBuituananh94

    how the fuck did this get top comment? the scene isn't made out of hate, have you even watched the fucking movie?

  • @Dragon313035 Care to enlighten me? And yes, I DID watch the fucking movie. It's pretty much about the Cold War and how it stopped, well, in this Watchmen's universe of course.

  • @Dragon313035 I know it didn't have the intention but you know it's offensive in a way. I mean, it's pretty clear, ain't it? When using normal soldiers won't work, you have to use some kind of "super soldier" to win when, of course, in reality, you didn't have so you lost. But in this scene, you have so you win, like a revenge, a "pity" payback.

  • @MrBuituananh94

    Captain America was used even though in real life we won without him. The scene is more showing the effects of Dr. Manhattan in a war for America's interests. Like the one side in a game that has more power than the others. The Vietnam war in my opinion we would not take the necessary steps to win, so we lost, as well as major moral problems. But everyone can see things differently, just what I see in the movie.

  • @MrBuituananh94 its a movie.. and this scene is about the comedian ..duh

  • @MrBuituananh94 if anything this just proves what it would have taken for america to win an unjust war... an absolute miracle.. Dr Miracle

  • @MrBuituananh94

    1. You may be reading into this scene too much.

    2. It was not a full-scale war. Hence most people saying it doesnt count.

  • Well this is all what America can do about the Vietnam war. Make lots of movie about it, so dumb people will eventually think America won in that war.

  • @warnation101 IDk...but it wasn't about that...

  • I've been happy cause i'm not American. I respect them, of course, but i prefer to be a Brazilian citizen, sorry!

  • Comedians face at 1:15 I make the same face when Im fucking shit up in Battlefield lol

  • The Comedian was prophetic when he says that had 'we' lost in Nam it would have driven 'us' crazy as a nation. This statement is verified by the number of yankee loonies here who are pouring out their repressed anxieties after watching slaughter of Vietnamese on screen and an imagined US victory - cos the only place America wins in Vietnam is in hollywood. Reality speaks otherwise - a bunch of peasants ass raped the strongest military force in the world.

  • @believedviolent

    To be fair they did win most of the battles...they just didnt win in the long run.

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  • They weren't scared of the big blue guy, they were terrified of his thong.....

  • Could you believe my Teacher gave me an F on my Vietnam War report?

  • @fsfsfsfsfsfsg= Your teacher is a commie cunt.

  • Good thing 3D fever wasn't around when Watchmen came out Or else I would be watching Dr Manhattan's d*ck in 3D :-S

  • @yan008 Word. But also... Silk Spectre's boobies and ass in 3D. Booya!

  • @edpjunior FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!

  • Ah, that look on Comedians face - makes you wanna go out there to Vietnam and fry some gooks ... Dr. Manhatten can do anything but doesn't look happy, so you see: it's the small things in life that keep you happy (like frying gooks). 

  • @fenriz218 lame

  • some really intense emotional scenes were cut from the theatrical release..this extra comedian scene, and holl-mason's death

  • The Comedian is an asshole, but I loved him in this scene. This should have made it into the final cut at least. And yes, I too would scared shitless of giant blue guy vaporizing everyone around me. 

  • lol i be scared shitless if a 100ft blue guy with a 7 foot dick was infront of be blowing everyone up.

  • Damn. Comedian's got that look of satisfaction.

  • 6 thumbs down, 6 more Vietnamese guys Blown away!

  • America

    Buy or Die

  • Life, death, love, hate, war, peace. All of it's just one big fucking joke to the comedian.

  • Comedian was like: " fly lower, I want to hit them with my sword!"

  • At least the last thing they didn't see was Dr. Manhattan's big blue junk. He had the decency to wear his speedo in Vietnam.

  • @Dzumeister hey! one neednt be uncivil when doing some murdering...

  • being dr. manhattan should be the 25 killstreak for black ops lol

  • this is the definition of america.

  • @letsbefriendz Ain't that the truth!

  • @letsbefriendz

    Getting shot at then wasting whoever tried it? Got that right :P

  • @letsbefriendz us is a fucking whore to the might of europe

  • @letsbefriendz It is the definition of america!

  • @letsbefriendz How?

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  • @letsbefriendz Glad you can laugh at yourselves. A shame not all of your people are as open minded and smart like you are :(

  • @321infamous123

    Hmm, that wasn't sarcasm or a a funny joke. It literally IS the definition of America.

  • @ObliviuxProductions I didn't say that it was either of those things? It was nonetheless amusing.

  • They should do a prequel called "Watchmen: Vietnam"..

  • @EuromanMovieReport definately yes!!

  • well what can i say : THE COMEDIAN IS ONE BADD ASS MUTHER FUCKER !!!

  • his dick must be huuuuge.

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  • @TheMossad921 The Comedian's? lol.

  • @TheMossad921 U JELLY?

  • I guess it never hurts to enjoy your job!

  • 2 people are vietnamese maybe?

  • 0:53 smiley

  • wtf manhattan is cheap shit he needs patch

  • Funny how he wears (sort of) pants here.Guess the army forced him,they didn´t want a huge glowing blue dick dangling freely over the battlefield.

  • @LocustxXxLocust they fear that

    getting shot in the nuts is still his weakness!

  • Dr. Manhattan is God and his side-kick is a comedian.

  • What a pitty! Was a good complete scene!

  • The Comedian FTW!

  • the comedian was a filthy bastard but i think i regreted his nasty actions near the end of his life.

  • The Comedian IS The American Dream(and everything that comes with that)

  • I'm sick of all these fucking liberals posting their "human rights" bullshit on these movie clips, if it's THAT violent to u, don't fucking wach it!

  • @ZOMBIEZ91 amen

  • @ZOMBIEZ91 I'm a liberal, but I totally agree with you. This isn't like their showing real footage of soldiers being tortured. But did it ever occur to you that the people bitching on here are just trolls? After all they are all over this fucking site: a bunch of obnoxious assholes who gotta shit on everything that people like. Pathetic isn't it?

  • Wow. Once you realize that the dude the Comedian was burning was already missing a leg, it suddenly seems less cool. Just cruel and unusual.

  • God damn imperialist American pigs. 

  • @xm8lover lol, imperialist? Thats funny, considering your account is registered to the United states.

  • @BlackbirdMatt I guess since I live in the US I can't criticize the actions of the US government. Thats funny considering America is a supposedly free society.

  • @xm8lover is any government pure? No, they lie to the people to keep them from revolting. We have the liberty to choose our leaders. The problem with this is, most people have no fucking common sense to look at the long term effects of their' choices. This leads to corrupt government officials.

  • @xm8lover No government goon has killed you yet for criticizing the U.S. Government. Not sure what drugs your smoking, but they must be good.

  • @xm8lover Tis a shame it didn't happen that way. The war could have been won without a blue man. The war was being strategized by politicians, afraid that too much force would cause WW3, or at least bad PR. After we surrendered, the communists went on a mass rape and killing spree. Damn Imperialist American pigs indeed.

  • @Apollo5600 of course that's the standard line. "its not the military's fault, it was the politicians who didn't have the will to stay the course." It didn't matter how many battles we won, what mattered is that nearly the entire population was against us. You would need to completely destroy the country in order to win. Thats what happens when you indiscriminately bomb peasant villages. Its the same lesson the Russians learned in Afghanistan and we are re-learning today.

  • @Apollo5600 - As far as I'm concerned there were really no "good guys" or "bad guys" in the Cold War. Both the US and the USSR were selfish and didn't have altruistic reasons for their military and geopolitical actions despite their rhetoric.

    The US government supported dictators and mass murderers during that Era as well. As long as they were right-wing. Same with the USSR as long as the dictators and mass murderers were left-wing.

  • lmaooo ruthless!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @chasedailey I'd rather just just shit him, but yeah, its the comedian..

  • @sminmorph I mean shoot lmao

  • They say Dr. Manhatten the only one with superpowers, but WTF? All the stuff that the other Watchmen can do is pretty beyond human.

  • @commandershadebetter

    well they certainly can't blow a human being into a million pieces like dr. manhatten

  • Dr Manhattan and Comedian kicks ass!!

  • Damn, is this whole movie made to be joke? This movie has some scenes with just the most unfitting music.

  • @nubcan0e the music in this scene is a homage to Apocalpyse Now, a movie where these american helicopters are attacking vietcong forces(this is wagners flight of the valkryies and hence the helicopters and music)

  • roflmfao he lit his cigar with a flamethrower

  • the comedian rock

  • brutality

  • When i saw this in the cinema, i shit myself laughing. It reminds me of Spongebob, where Plankton is dreaming about being 40 foot high

    "I see you! ZAP!"

  • @DancingJesus94 lold so hard at your comment.

  • i like this better it shows the ruthlessness that the comedian had

  • Comedian RULES!!!

  • get some...get some baby! haha...

  • when i saw the commercial i thought the comedian was robert downey jr.

  • I loled hard when Dr Manhatten came on to the majestic music.

  • holy christ i feel bad for those vietnamese guys, just fightin' their war...

    ...and then a fuckin' 100 ft tall glowing blue man comes outta nowhere vaporizing people, and a fuckin' hulk with homemade armor, a cigar, and a smiley face carrying a flamethrower

  • Never saw that coming..

  • Agreed. Dr. Manhatten is fucking terrifying in this.

  • @VideoNoob22 he would have been even more terrifing if hhe wasnt wearing that man thong thing

  • @MattRooney06 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • @MattRooney06 say that to his face lol

  • @bluevenom50 or his penis lol

  • @MattRooney06 how would you dress a living god. who needs no clothing.

  • @lilsm555 oh i wasn't saying i could do it better lol, i certainly don't want a 100ft penis waving about my television, in all honesty the modest loincloth actually suits the dr quite well

  • @VideoNoob22 suck sadistic comments in this video.

  • @ragglefraggle09 Don't worry. In real life, they won.

  • @AutumnViewer

    lol that was suppose to have a crude comedic effect

  • @AutumnViewer Well, in real life, the VC or the NVA never won a single decisive battle, either. In fact, the Vietnam War was more of a political victory for the VC/NVA than a military victory.

  • @ragglefraggle09 only faggots feel sorry for yellow people

  • @fumofunghi

    lol well i was just joking around but dude your profile pic is some nazi, to the rest of the world the nazis are faggots

  • @ragglefraggle09 And why are the nazis faggots?