Travel Tips, Delivered Hoarsely

[mthsbandrocks]

Does he really wear dirty clothes? O_o

[Unknownboi88]

I travel a lot and I cant remember the last time I checked luggage....

[callmecowtofen]

I used to have that sticker... O.o

[sloopyrhinosniffer]

I can't even remember what the side bar looked like o.O lol

[Stratos3037]

@sloopyrhinosniffer what is this side bar you speak of?

[ddc32997]

GUESS WHAT!!!

Best Wishes ;D

Cracks me up every time xD

[carbonatedcheese]

even a few seconds after he said the writing on the sticker and i knew it referenced twilight, i could still only see the Scottish thistle and wondered what the thistle had to do with twilight... then it was an ohhh, those are the hands and the apple and 'my'! realization

[npsalm121]

speaking of "sparks fly up", i was just reading the passage of Job that mentions that the other day in my quest to read the Bible in a year! :)

[NedISMcGregor]

My Inexplicably Yellow Life...A John Green Story

[kittykatie94]

How did I become a fan of you...almost 3 years AFTER you came to my town?!?!?! WHY?! This isn't even CLOSE to the first time this has happened to me.

[Rockid9040]

These travel tips, including the dirty clothes ones, are completely accurate.

[applebritta]

"It's gonna be jokes, it's gonna be awesome," isn't that redundant?

[puppysfurme]

doesn't purell on your face sting like heck?!?!?!!? i can't even stand it on my hands!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAglover26]

can you do more nerdfighters gatherings in or nera the south? plz

[marissamation]

All your airports are grey and all your hotels are yellow. :) it makes me happy

[FangsUpCobraFans]

Gawdddd he's soo fudging sexy!!

[Nani101]

Don't check your luggage? That's ironic, given that you forgot your camcorder...

[ChristalClear]

why are you wearing a twilight sticker?

[VONheisenburg]

I'd just like to say that I've been signing yearbooks with "Best wishes!"

[ilurrvecharlie]

taha! i was at that little bookstore in awesometown, ohio!

[LostintheSnowdrift]

I like how the sidebar mustache is inaccurate now.

[MangoTango47]

@LostintheSnowdrift He should totally do a dooblyidoo (spelling?) goatee

[ChristalClear]

@LostintheSnowdrift doobly-doo beard.

[Streamwolf8]

I find it funny that your carry-on luggage tip says that its okay to be dirty, while your Purell tip says it is crucial to be clean.

[BgirlTY]

John guess what! i fugured out how you can remember where to POINT when your ... point out the side bar... think " to the left, to the left" like beyonce's song

[mrslovett78]

It makes me sad that you came to my town, on my birthday, and I had no idea who you were... 15-year-old me forgot to be awesome. *gives love*

[ExtraordinaryLeader]

Well said and full of energy,

You are really full of positive vibes,

Peace, Love and Happiness,

Dawn Mendonca

[ishirticapslock]

I hate checking luggage. I've only done it once, and I was freaked out the whole time. I locked up all my stuff.

[maxie9229]

Of all the people NOT to wash their clothes.

It has to be John Green. Tsk Tsk.

[magicalmalu]

I love that sticker <3

[slam4444444444444444]

what the fuck. haha

[Fralmunk]

Thank goodness that twilight sticker was inaccurate... or else I would gnaw your face off.

[senorsqueakydesk]

That nerdfighter wallet is awesome.

[BatnRouge]

IOTBD! IT'S OKAY TO BE DIRTY!

[qpmomma]

Did you ever find your camera?

[cazxpenguin]

twilight sticker?

[nightbeauty02]

I want your sticker. . . <3!

[zwiggles123]

Edward Cullen is an empty shell full of teenage fangirls' hopes and dreams.

[KadajusFunToy]

Agreed.

[xmoreparamore]

Didn't John say that in one of his videos?

[zwiggles123]

maybe? i think he said something like that...

[thiismiist]

well in one of the question tuesdays he was asked if he preferred edward or jacob and he rambled on about how edward isnt real and is too ideal or something like that so he chose jacob.

[dirtyhippie828]

PLEASE COME TO WYOMING, JOHN.

[Nic33rd]

Man, you're sounding weary! What a month October was, eh?

[Painfoot]

"It's okay to be dirty"

[SoILoveCheese2011]

lol it's a good burn

[rainbowbubblesXD]

ahh!

so i finished paper towns like... 2 days ago.

meaning that i couldnt go to the naperville or chicago thing. which is extremely unfortunate because

1. i live near there, so i would have be able to go

2. paper towns was the awesomest...

except perhaps for twilight (btw i like your sticker).

i cant decide which is better, so im just putting them back on the shelf and deciding later.

[the5regularguys]

The wallet is definitely made of awesome.

[bugspotter17]

AHHHH!!! Twilight overload!!!!

[CoolJohnDog]

aaaaa

ditto!

Twilight is soooooooo jokes!

[bugspotter17]

I'm going to see the movie in like 4 hours! :D

[CoolJohnDog]

Dude (bugspotter17) you saw Twilight the movie!!!!

Was Alice AMAZING or what!?!?!?

[bugspotter17]

hellz yeah!

the guy playing jasper woulda made a better edward tho. He kinda looks like edward scissorhands! :D

[SirCaseyoftheLea]

John, i love u, but thats disgusting.

Take a bath. Now. I mean it.

This command comes,

From the Lea

[maggielovesdrwho]

i want that sticker!!!!

[MarcyJo]

I would have pegged you more as a Jasper lover, myself. *grin*

[letstrythisbabyagain]

ahhh! breaking dawn sticker!

i love you john!

[CoolJohnDog]

not breaking dawn!

Twilight!

[LadyNoliana]

I have that sticker. *much love*

[JRocker921]

I WANT THAT WALLET

[Time2Flee]

Oh No! Edward Cullen's stolen John's heart!

[PogoFONG]

What happened to the Nerdfighter T-shirts at the events?

[CorgisAreForever]

John's heart belongs to edward, lol

[NinjasRockYourFace]

looool

Love your sticker~ :D

[spencerrainy135]

no hank your heart has yet to be corrupted by Edward you lucky soul

[dark420bishop]

So awesome.

[Fanpire268]

LOL I LOVE EDWARD!!! love that you have that John!!

[Dragontrap]

DANGIT! I was out of town on this day!

[vlo1125]

what did you think of the twilight series john?

[iRock71]

jacob black is better...even though i haven't read Eclipse or Breaking Dawn

[Cyb3rGnome]

:o ooo do i spy a Twilight sticker? xD I CANT BELIEVE YOU WERE IN ORLANDO & I MISSED IT!!!! ugh... im gunna hate myself for not keeping up with vlogs -_-"

[lumosbrightlight]

You're kidding about the clothes, right?

[DecayConstant]

Pro Tip: No one else knows you wore it yesterday unless it smells.

[forestofaddendums]

that sticker is on the back of my ipod

[kamenedemon666]

There's a walmart smiley sticker on the back of my ipod!

[deathbytango]

I HATE HATE HATE the fact that I missed the event in Naperville because my aunt died and I had a funeral.

And then I missed the Chicago one for a meeting to prevent violence at my school. But I hope it was good! And I also sort of wish I had just let the kids be violent.

[AlbinoChocolateMufin]

*gasp* Evol sticker!

(i dont dislike edward, i dislike his rabid fangirls)

[iRock71]

same here

[nadine6559]

MY HEART BELONGS TO EDWARD!! <3<3<3.

hahahaha. XD

[Kisf0rKelly]

IIIII came to the event in Naperville and it was big and fun and jokes and awesome.

[tchyah]

OMG!!! i want that walleeeeeeeeet!!!

[colormekristen]

haha "it's a good burn!" that was fantastic. purell should freaking sponsor you... as a matter a fact a girl on my floors father works for purell...

[imnotuniqueimmonique]

John if you need somewhere to wash your clothes you can bring them to my house in CT. when you're here. jk. Can't wait to see you though!!

[kuroganeblack]

I wish I could come to the Chicago event! It's only a train ride away. *cries* But no money.

[OfficialSarahGray]

EDWARD!!

[dragonspar]

oh yeah, purell, need my purell! Hook me up mr corner store dealer.... :P

[alizask]

Thanks for posting!

[BreanaMurphy]

I'll bring you some Purell in Seattle.

[BungaProductions]

Do we need to get tickets to the events?

[snappleapplesnapple]

omg I was just getting finished doing that with Purell when you said that...I am glad to know I am not the only one who does that.

[audw]

january 2nd is MY BIRTHDAY!

[kaytayyy]

1:27=John is a gansta smoking dat bluntz.

[ibelieveinnargles]

my heart belongs to Edward too. <3

[ladlesandjellymen]

i wanted that sticker!

[cycoG]

hmm i thought you were drunk in the first part of the video.. then i realised its just you. no offfence

[stealingrockstars]

I don't believe you could repeat that noise you made after messing up the sticker. I watched that Like 10 times and was crying ti was so funny.

[EveGryffindor]

John, I know it's been several videos, but I keep hoping you'll explain yourself... where did your big, fabulous black plastic frames go? :(

[XcheeseXeaterX]

holy crao!

how can i get one of those awesome wallets?!?!?!

[NorCalStevie]

please oh please wash some clothes before the event in California :) eeew :(

[windexcleansall]

Ohhhhh John.

John, John, John, John, John.

One Word: Ew

(Don't take that personally. I'm actually incredibly fond of you. But what I'm not fond of is B.O.- no, NOT Barack Obama. I like him, too.)

DFTBA & WASH YOUR UNDEROOS IN THE HOTEL SINKS!

[JamesJacobelli]

Aren't there laudramats in the hotels?

[TheItGirl16]

I love that sticker!

[MorgBorg14]

John, you are Without a Doubt the coolest Person ive ever Met. when you and Hank and Julia Came out to Talk to us Nerdfighters who got Loked out Of the event Space in Boston, it Made my life. :) Thank you for Being so totally Amazing, you're Even more Awesome in Person, ill Have you know.

[Hobgoblins]

I want a Twilight sticker.

*pouts*

DFTBA.

[muffinbit97]

LOL John in my book you wrote Dear Indy thanks for being awesome! Best Wishes! haha

[DontBePossin]

haha john

i like you sticker :)

[busterandbuddy]

hey, i have that sticker, actually i have 3 sheets of those stickers, but that's not the point...go awesomeness!!!

[periwinklefrank92]

Thanks, pal.

[wichegirl]

Do you drink sodas?

[hahobbspuul]

"It's going to be Jokes"

YES. That was such a good joke.(no pun intended)

[thegirlwithoutaname1]

OHIO NERDFIGHTERS -

[ningaXyugiohlover]

I WANT THE STICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Madeline

[orki1960]

I think it is the hand sanitizer, Purell, on your face that makes you stop smelling yourself

[Laika0829]

I love how "Best Wioshes" was thrown in Paper Towns.

[penonskin]

I got sad Margo! Which is the Margo I wanted.

I was supposed to be in St. Louis on the 3rd but my dad scheduled my senior pictures for that day so I might hit up Greenwood on the 4th.

I can't wait to meet the Green brothers and get all my John Green Books signed :DDd

[imaftergodsheart]

1. I have that sticker. and now i'm going to wear it when you come to Kansas City

2. ...wow. yellow

3. where can I get a nerdfighting wallet??!!

[MeiDecay]

You can always make a nerdfighting wallet! Lot's of fun times. And make some for your friends too!

[KingOfTheBritains]

im getting my friend to make one for me

shes an expert when it comes to ducttape things.

[rawwrface]

I love your sticker!!! Haha!

[imiliee]

That was on my birthday :D

[imaftergodsheart]

well happy birthday!

[imiliee]

thank you!

[ndrocksteady]

hahaha, the sticker

[ratherpoetic]

I got my Paper Towns in the mail and it was Blue Margo... and I really, really, really wanted Yellow Margo. sad. Also, I can't get my Blue Margo signed by you because I can't go to any nerdfighter events :( double sad.

but I was late to work this morning cause I started reading PT and I am in love already :D

[xxbeautifulworld]

LOL. love the sticker :)

[queenmumsie]

Baltimore is definitely a town made of both awesome & "Hon." I speak for 2 other nerdfighters who would love for you to roost for a spell - maybe at the B&N White Marsh?? I'd even wash your clothes at my house so you'd smell purty.Good luck on your tour - the closest you get to us is in Pa. on a weeknight, so we can't make that. May the awesome be with you!

[missdivinestalls]

Sorry you lost your cam. I will have your newest book in my very hands when you come to Seattle next week.

[obliteratexme]

I received all three of your novels in the mail yesterday, and as I intended, I'm starting with Looking for Alaska, then An Abundance of Katherines, followed by Paper towns. I've already finished Looking for Alaska and I absolutely loved it. I'm looking forward to the second novel.

Oh, and I got happy Margo :D

[kiyoshi85]

hoarse voice for the WIN!

[iloveravenrock]

John, why don't you guys come to Baltimore. Probably because there are like two Nerdfighters in Baltimore. But still, you should come.

[courtneylynne92]

Columbus was so awesome :]

[FoetusAsABoy]

my heart belongs to edward.

But then im an 18 year old girl, i really had no choice in the matter.

[hitmonlee00]

are u a retard or do u just like speaking like a retard o.o

[Clairbear2007]

EDWARD CULLEN STICKER!!

[mrusse16]

Dude! Don't use Purell too much. It destroys the antibodies on your hands, making you more susceptible to illness and diseases. So while you probably shake hands with thousands of unbathed Nerdfighters, less is more.

[crankuptheska]

i wonder if the original commenter who subbed "jokes" for "cool" knows how large of an impact they have had on so many people.

[foxyroxy10022]

lol. my heart belongs to edward too! i love the nerdfighter wallet! awesome.

[singingintherain101]

I started worshiping the computer when I saw your sticker. ^^

[perfectinsanity12]

I will see you this Friday in Naperville.

I'm so excited you have no idea.

[foreverjynxed]

I can't wait for the one close to me!!

Though I probably can't make it, it had better be on the news!!! Or I'll pout the news reporters into submission. (I have a mean pouty face. Better than most little kids')

The same face that I used to get my mom to agree to let me go to the nerdfighter gathering.

[CRAIGworks]

I was going to get Paper Towns at a book store near my house but all they had was an abundance of an Abundance of Katherines. Its cool but I want Paper Towns!

[EricsEveryNewDay]

that John looks really familiar...hmmm...

[NZnerdfighterpwnsyou]

Love the sticker.

=D

[asktheshoes]

I need to stop stalking you around youtube.

But John.... What about Harry? *Gaspshockdies*

[xrandomcommentsx]

haha

And yes. You do. :3

[moolikeachicken]

"It's okay to be dirty" XD

I do the smell test. Smell...not-gross? Wear it.

[unbeknownsts]

If it doesn't Look gross, WEAR IT. You'll find you get more things done... as long as they're not in your social agenda.

[Yazzamatuzz]

You never forget to be awesome.

[punkedup88]

You learn to be dirty in college when you're have 3 pants for 1 week sometimes two. :D

Luckily I live very close to home, but I'm a nerd who has to live in school though.

[probablytoolate]

you sound tired..and you should like your voice is going.

[forgetregret12]

I love your sticker. :D Wait, do we pay for the Nerdfighting Paper Towns events.

[adamfox01]

i suggest that every nerdfighter that gets in range of john must smell his clothes so they have to be clean ha ha

[kitkatqueen]

i'm an eddie ricer, of course it's okay to be dirty. hope you keep having fun on tour!!!

: )

[annajosanna]

Anyone know if there's gonna be a Tour de Nerdfighting in summer 2009?

[Screenplaya]

Dude - you are my fave nerd leader. Well, you and Hank. Or possibly Hank and you. Whatever. You guys are awesome. And so am I. And the rest of the 'fighters. Cheers!

[Laedelas]

This video convinced me to come to the nerdfighter gathering in Pittsburgh. I'm psyched.

Also, thank you for wearing something on your head!

Also, I toured Europe for 3 weeks with an Army backpack and a soft-sided cooler. YAY for minimal packing :-)

[08rachels]

ah, the joys of dirty clothes. :P and it's true that u stop smelling urself after a few days, hehe that brings back fun memories. :D

[sandythepoet]

If you come through Omaha, I will do your laundry.

[vivigm6]

hahaha

"It's ok to be dirty" :9

[KnoxYlonen]

John, it is you and Hank who are made of awesome!

[allyourproblems]

There is no way to explain how amazing that was...

My inexplicably yellow life is definitely going to overlap with John's on Nov. 7th.

&hearts;

[RougeWaterPoloPlayer]

This video was pure awesome like always, but especially awesome because I found you share my obsession with purell. After going on a 2 week canoing trip in Canada I discovered the glories of purell! And of bald eagles, loons, beavers, retarded Northen pike, wolves and knowing if a break your leg, you will mostly likely die.

[UnculturedProject]

I have a bottle of Purell just like that. It was a life-saver (literally) in Bangladesh and Kenya.

[elocoetam]

It's a GOOD BURN...YEAAA!!!

[johnzsinferno]

you need some sleep!

[asetisis]

I'm upset that I missed you guys in Boston. =(

[tinypaperbow]

MIAMI TOMORROW :D SOOO EXCITED. caant wait to see you!

[CanadianSliwka]

that is soooo coool!! Wow John! I thought I was one of the few who stopped checking in luggage. I went on 3 trips to the US this summer for work and I never checked any luggage... although I was gone for a max of 2weeks. yay! wonderful video!!

[saiddance]

This sidebar frustration had me in silent stitches.

[BongoWW]

I recommend a camera with a shoulder strap, that way you... really... can't lose it...

(elipses FTW!)