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  • Blood.... Always a good sign....

  • alexander is a fucking evil ass bastard!!!! that poor doggy and all those innocent men women and children

  • -sees the pork- -spits out ham- BLUH

  • I don't find this game scary at all, but Johnny's scared as shit commentary is hilarious. Lol.

  • HIDE! JESUS! lol <3

  • random magic fire = shat my pants

  • Yup.... you can't eat pork anymore... and I can't eat pasta and hamburgers anymore because of those FUCKING INSANE HETALIA FANFIC WRITERS! ASDFDFFGFHJb5! DX

    ....Anyway... =3 It's still fun watching you shit your pants.

  • Lol i love how you talk like theres someone else playing xD

  • I shit myself at 12:30 oh lordy

  • @JohnnyKnodoff good instincts

  • why isnt there a "close your eyes" option in this game?

  • i bought this game four months ago, still haven't had the courage to play it

  • i love ur amnesia vids , LOL , when i play sutch games , somehow i dont feel anything , not scared at all xD even at night alone

  • What the fuuuuuck, I totally missed the heroin shit. But who cares anyway? :/ Pretty sure it ain't the business of random people on YouTube.

    BUT ANYWAY. I bloody commend you Johnny, one pussy to another, for actually having the balls to play this! I really want to, even just the demo but...(I refuse to play so much as Resident Evil or Forbidden Siren and prefer to make the character hide in a corner) the chase scenes would seriously panic me XD. Bah!

  • @BL00DIEDHELL Resident Evil 4 and 5 aren't very scary. Heck, I don't think they're scary.

  • @talleric0

    I don't know a whole lot about RE4/5 admittedly. The one I was thinking of mainly was Nemesis. ...But like I said, I'm a pussy. ...Seriously XD;

  • @BL00DIEDHELL Nemesis has the best scare factor of the RE games imo. Your pretty mush getting stalked by him the entire game, but an excellent game though I highly recommend.

  • @kbnug86

    Oh yeah, I know that much :3. I freak out at the idea of playing it but don't mind watching other people, haha, so I've seen pretty much all of it (thank you YouTube walkthroughs!). Remembering it is another matter :P

  • @kbnug86 yeah but if you kill him a few times you can make a new gun

  • @TheGreatDeadDude The hell you talking about?  I was just telling him about RE3, what does making a new gun have anything to do with scare factor of it?

  • @kbnug86 i never said that getting a new gun does any thing about the scare factor i was just stating a fact

  • why would someone make something like this? there insane!!

  • @mrRAGEBOXD So people can get a scare. Like the reason people make horror movies.

  • HOLY SHIT I FUCKED MY PANTS AT THAT MAN!!!!

  • I have wanted to play this since it came out. And I bought it and my computer couldn't run it! I was so upset! I should have got the freakin' demo.

  • "Now I can't eat pork anymore"

    Lol. The smallest things we say have the biggest impact.

  • when he lit the candle up the stairs(after the murder) I was like 'nooo, don't do that!'

  • Oh God! Oh God! I am losing my XXXXing sanity!!!

    Gosh, I guess every audienece is with you! Screaming "I am losing my sanity!!!"

    Well done pal! Thanks for making this so I don't have to be the one screaming.

  • @MadiMoogle daniel before the amnesia potion :P

  • hahaha i love how you blocked the entrance to that room with the meat, only to find that the door opened the other way lol

  • Hey... Who the heck would leave tinderboxes all over their castle? What was their plan for them? Do you know anyone that would leave random matchboxes everywhere? O.o

  • @MadiMoogle

    If you live in a place where candles and torches are your only source of light, it would make sense to keep a lot of fuel in the house, right?

  • I think the reason everyone gets scared of this game, not because of the monsters, but because of the tension it creates and the total shock of when it acually happens. You feel as if something is going to happen and when it doesn't it creates stress and when it does you have a major reaction from all the stress causing you to be scared.

  • @islandkid4sure in other words...suspense.lol

  • @islandkid4sure You lost me.. This game didn't scare me at all.... Thats a total lie i almost shit my pants

  • @islandkid4sure And the part that you can't do anything about it but to hide in a closet :D

  • I think the reason everyone gets scared of this game, not because of the monsters, but because of the tension it creates and the total shock of when it accualy happens. You feel as if something is going to happen and when it doesn't it creates stress and when it does you have a major reaction from all the stress causing you to be scared.

  • i watched this whole thing on my own in pitch black, full screen and quite drunk, yet i still mud butted :(

  • fuck, when i went to the door with the gatherer behind it, i heard the monster, ran away, waited and came back, but when i walked up to it, it started banging on the door yelling...i pooped

  • I like Amnesia the dark descent but im 16 and still very scared in hard parts.

  • Hahahahahahah I started laughing so hard at 8:39 xD

  • Luv this hehe xD

  • Herion is some heavy shit man. Glad to know you got off thst poison. Why aren't people satisfied with pot anymore?? D=

  • @TH3xxS0RR0Wxx19 I dunno man. Opiates just did it for me.

  • @TH3xxS0RR0Wxx19 fuck you you smoke!

  • @kungfubrew23 Yeah, I do. Is there a problem with that good sir?

  • @TH3xxS0RR0Wxx19 yes you can go fuck yourself is that ok :) bitch...

  • @kungfubrew23 .... Lmfao. That was probably the most idiotic thing I have seen in a long time. Insulting someone over the internet. You're either an immature twelve year old, or an immature adult who's only goal in life is to see how many people he can be a nuisance to before he meets a sad, pathetic end at the age of fifty five. Thabks for the laugh sir, I needed that today =)

  • @TH3xxS0RR0Wxx19 lol true, true good job :D

  • @TH3xxS0RR0Wxx19 You just insulted him.

  • Dude I don't care of you use drugs, drink or smoke...

    I just want your epic commentaries

  • 06:35 - 06:36 I was like OMWTFGHEELPPPPMEEEHIDEEEHIDEUD­UMMASSAAAITSRIGHTFUCCKINTHEERR­EEAAADONTTLOOKK

    and then he turned around.

  • See, I've never actually played this game, but I don't know why, but I could probably take it. I mean, sure I'd jump and scream, but I don't stay scared, I just laugh and keep going.

  • physcoligist's say you can get mentally scarred from this game.... and i belive them. i have been consuming alot of raw popcorn scence i started watchig these videos wich is odd and i cant stop writing comments to these...

  • 06:00-06:16 was so CLOSE. God, I hated storage... But the prison takes the 1st place. And you are brave while playing this game XD You just run to the other place even if there was a monster a second ago. If I heard a monster, I always stayed in one room like 10 minutes before I was brave enough to move again. Ok, I always wanted a really scary game. Well... Then we got Amnesia...

  • "pixels on a screen" ... I heard, "pixies on ice cream" ... and I'm hungry. D: 

  • i can barley watch this i can't imagin how fking scared you were when you was that close to him/it

  • "why is that even necessary in a video game, this is suppose to be for enjoyment, what the fuck's wrong with you fictional game...you're fucking awesome for that" hahaha best. line. ever!!

  • this seris is great!

  • wow i thought i was the only person like that but thanks to edt5481 and johnny o course im not alone

  • just stanging so close 2 that monster if it was me i will have paused then deleted the game and then hacked fritonel games so that i never could get it agien

  • 02:50 The penis glans has a lot of nerve endings. Were you referring to that, by any chance?

  • My experience at 5:48 was:

    I clear room next to it. I see nothing.

    I swing that door wide open.

    I see it Looking At Me!

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!

    Slam door on its face!

    RUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!

    (Hides in other room for 2 minutes then avoids that room altogether.)

  • @sarttan This shit is scary for real!

  • @sarttan My reaction exactly XD Twice. I didn't learn the first time.

  • i rather know were the monster is than having them just disappear...

  • LEAVE THE SCREAMING GIRL ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE I SAID!

  • Poop in my pants, fucking awsome...

  • I think the framerate issues were caused by the fact that this game is so horrid that even your computer couldn't breathe.

  • @L33ticus

    more like the program he use to record the gameplay thats eating processor power.

  • @Link9164 Thar be no need for explanation, for it were joke that even an AI could be afraid of the dark.

  • @L33ticus

    Can you say that again in English please?

  • @L33ticus Yaar, ye be a pirate to sonny boy? Let me spin ya a tale of the seven seas while I sip me rum!

  • "WHY IS THAT EVEN NECESSARY IN A VIDEO GAME?!" lmao!

  • What is that scraping noice? That apears some times.

  • @DrumBlast89 When Daniels sanity decreases he starts hearing things, and sometimes even viewing things differently ;)

    Great LP btw, shat myself several times playing through this game

  • "I wonder where the next monster's gonna b-IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!!" *~panic attack~*

    Fucking A, man. That was funny/terrifying.

  • when i get scared my back tighten up and shakes

  • I almost shit out of fear when i saw this monster. Rly.

  • 11:25 " That's not a TRADITIONAL torch!"

  • my balls ran away

  • Amnesia is the most unenjoyable game ever made, yet i can't stop playing.

  • HOLY SHIT its a monster!

    Get in the closet

  • I have NEVER laughed so hard at an LP. Fucking hilarious. Laughing with you, not at you of course.

  • dont go under the infuence,if your friends are doing drugs you dont have to,let them ruin their lives while your's stays fresh.

  • Yay! Hooray! Yippee!

    ...kill me.

  • 11:52 with transcribe audio on XD

  • @2Bloob.

    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

    "This is the best place them a monster."

    Ohmygod, I am crying with laughter.

  • i shitted my pants when the monster was like right infront of u lol omg.

  • "YAY Hooray Yippee...oh kill me" XD

  • Haha dude, I get scared to even watch this series, the hilarious commentary makes up for it.

  • I paused mid game just to tell you I was with you all the way, the second you opened that fucking door and I heard that monster I was like,"OH FUCKTITS", right out loud haha

    it was straight out of a fuckin movie when you turned to find the monster walking away my balls unclenched haha.

    btw your vids are thoroughly enjoyable, dont mean to sound cliche but keep it up.

  •  You're not a pussy, I remember I used to scream like a little bitch while playing RE3, and that one's not nearly as scary as this one, nice vids, makes me feel like I used to with old Silent Hill games.

  • "Oh god... oh god... oh mother of god!"

    that made me lmao xD

  • Some people clench their teeth when they watch/play Amnesia, I don't know how but I clenched my balls...

  • Squat thrusts calm you down and help with the pooping process?

  • I wanna get baked and play this

  • @FloydicusTheMighty Worst idea ever.

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  • @MrMooseham How so? I'm fully aware that I'll foul my breeches many times, but no-one else is gonna do that. Betcha couldn't :P

  • @FloydicusTheMighty THERE WOULD BE SO MUCH PARANOIA. D:

    ...and shitting.

  • @MrMooseham I'll do it on the bog then :D

  • You know, I think its all the same one monster, you just keep running into him throughout the game. :/

  • LOL what's with everyone going "OMG unexpected past!" because he mentioned his history of drug issues? You watch the guy play video games on youtube...why WOULD you know anything about his past, or present for that matter? newsflash: his name is johnny (k) NOD OFF. Having a rather nasty history with heroin myself I can let you in on a little secret about it : a LOT more people are using drugs than you think, or want to know about...probably your kids

  • @edt5481 THANK YOU

  • @edt5481 You're right,

    but now I feel ashamed for reacting like you wrote...

  • @edt5481 lol, being in high school i know a LOT of people that use drugs. Nobody on heroin that I know of though.

  • @ristar600 lol if they're using any sorta opiates in anything more than a "i've tried it once" variety, than just give em time. heroin's only two rungs above hydrocodone on the drug ladder.

  • @ristar600 o there is. u just don't know it

  • @edt5481 don't think it's all to unexpected becuse he's seem to drink a lot and smoke to

  • @edt5481 i agree with you. i totally agree with you, i mean, even my sister is even using drugs, and a perfect mirror of my sister is even using them, the world uses more drugs then you know.

  • cutscenes mean you're not going to get attacked, don't fell like you have to run away.

  • You can here his gf get scared when the final monster showed up lol

  • damn i thought for sure he was gonna attack you, i was like OH SHIT OH SHIT oh he turned around.

    lol

  • So now we've gotten out first taste of monsters, yay, hooray, yipee.... kill me.

  • 6:36 - Nice ass

  • ill never be able to play oblivion the same again lol

  • i noticed some people like to use their liight sources alot more than needed. im a lil bit behind you but i have perfect sanity, full lantern, 9 oils, and over 30 tinderboxs so idk if they change how many tinderboxs and stuff you get for each person but its pretty good for me

  • So after I watch this video, I go to bed and dream about this game. In my dream I have a chat with a gatherer an dhe ends up being a really nice guy named Jaqous. He was actually a human being. When I aske dwhy he looked like he did he said that his family has a long history of inbreeding xD I will neve rthink of this game the same way again.....

  • ok heard this game from friend and i was like it cant be that scary and now ive been watching 14 parts and i am FUCKING SCARED! though im not the one playing... i would probably use a trainer and cheats :/

  • crap man i cant watch it :((((( i really want to watch it, this is 1/3 best parts!!! omfg!!!!

  • does any body else have this problem???::::

    the vid stop at 2:13 and wont go... i tried opening new pages and windows but it wont work... i really don't wana skip this man!!!

  • @hotyhunter believe me you fine not seeing more lol

  • @hotyhunter try changing the quality that allways worked for me

  • wow unexpected past

  • There was no first gatherer! It was just your in-game-brains playing tricks on you, obviously.

  • @Tobolococo *You have seen it with the girls you've known.

  • Hahaha, I really love 5:47. Watched the whole LP and I must say it was very entertaining - even considering it's the second LP I watched from this game. It really was worth it.

    In contrary to others you really PLAY the games. Where others still keep a distance, that makes it less entertaining as a viewer, you really get into the games.

    Good job, dude. Keep it up!

  • @Tobolococo I am a girl and I don't find it off putting. I find it amusing because he says it satirically. A true pussy wouldn't call them self a pussy. They'd call them self a rock because they're compensating for reality. We know who the fakers are.

  • @Almalnum1 agreed to that and also..a pussy woulden't dare play this game =P

  • Meatboy could take him!!!

  • no monster after all, well, he probably doesnt appear until i'm on the way back up then :D

    lets see whats behind this door... more quest stuff i assume, like all the last rooms *door opens*

    GRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH

    ;_;

    more chocolate sausages.

  • I heard you stutter. "J-j-just" xD But man, you've got balls of steel.

    4:46

  • i watched a vid after he potrols he goes into a celler in that room

  • Wow you handled the scares of this game way better than I did. I yelled and screamed and rambled on like a maniac after hearing the Gatherer's growl. How did you keep so calm during this LP? My LP deafens people.

    -kingofcupcakes

  • i think johnny loses his sanity faster than daniel does.

  • OMG it looks like the regenerators.

  • @TheEstacadoFamily Don't say that! I already have a phobia of those things without this game! D:

  • what is that crackling noise i keep hearing, like tearing paper slowly

  • @Alexandurs Daniel walking around.

    I know, i hate it too. O_O

  • i cant set the explosives there it says no use for item or something but do you need to press an other button orsomthing

  • holy shit at 6:04 i experienced the weirdest thing, i was scared as shit but i also laughed my ass of the your reaction "please dont come over here" and it just starts walking to you. it was pure gold.

  • Omg i could go insane just looking at those things...ugh...

  • I was just at this scene.. when this mother fucker slamming on the door. I was so terrifyed... And it was unfair because i ran and when ever i came back he was still inside so i had to fucking stand watching im breaking down the door and then run*! SSSSSSSSSSSS...hiiit. .

  • Omg, I am so not going to sleep tonight :\

  • reminds me of freemans mind

    fkin awesome :D

  • Whoa man you were so lucky with that monster encounter!

  • @JohnnyKnodoff I just wanted to ask what was a nice guy such as your self doing in a situation where you had heroin with intent to deliver? I am not here to judge I am just fascinated how someone can get into that position. I mean its not an attack either as I'm only asking as you sound like a genuinely down to earth guy. Had you not mentioned it I would have never thought of your past in that way.. I will say that your honesty is to be respected, I don't think many people would be as open.

  • @DVM981 I started with basic drug use at a fairly young age, and ended up getting into heroin with some friends. It advanced quickly and before I knew it 4 and a half years had gone by and I'd put 100 grand up my arm.

  • @JohnnyKnodoff Ah such a dangerous spiral. Well it is great that you seem to be past the worst of it now.. I just want to thank you for the honesty, as you could have easily told me to 'fuck off' haha. Anyway keep up the great vids and stay cool man.

  • @JohnnyKnodoff HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! IMA REPORT YOU!!!!!

    nah im just kidding, you make awesome vids, why the fuck whould i report you??? lol nice vids!

    and kids out there : "don't do drugs!!!"

  • @JohnnyKnodoff

    Word. Im locked in on vicodin from a spinal issue ive had since birth. My life is very well rounded, yet I find it brings out the best in me when I take it. Never taken heroin before...hows it feel?

  • @JohnnyKnodoff

    Great vid btw - im half way through amnesia now and I love it

  • @JohnnyKnodoff I hope your staying clean Im sick of having to run rescue becuase people been shooting up this black herion stuff and oding

  • @JohnnyKnodoff Why do you get thumbs up for this comment?

  • @KvdGiessen For being honest and real I suppose. I have no idea. I'm not the one giving it thumbs up.

  • @JohnnyKnodoff Because it looks really mean, it's a bit a sad story and then you get thumbs up for that shit like if it is positive

  • @KvdGiessen I'm not sure why you're so worried about it.

  • @JohnnyKnodoff I have really no idea so nevermind btw I watched the full walkthrough and really you're the best lp-er of youtube, I'm gonna watch more

  • dont drink to much when you play games you can go like NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW BOEM

    wait thats whit a car sorry.. lol

  • am I the only one who think it's probably NOT a good idea to sneak into the room where a monster was just hiding, when you DON'T know where he is at the moment?

  • HURAAAY HURAAAAAY :D kill me -_-

  • "Just pixels on the screen... just pixels on the screen."

    (Few minutes later.)

    "OH GOD. OH GOD. -HEAVY BREATHING- Oh my God."

    Hahaha, ace commentary!

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  • @Tobolococo ummm you don't know girls at all then

  • hey johnny , imagine that you enter in a room and a you close the door tight after you, then you take out your lintern and find there is a monster...and he says.... "Hello!!" hahahaha XD

  • -barrel barrel barrel barrel barrel-

    -door opens outward-

    Oh jesus