My favorite Bobby the Brain Heenan quote of all time

[daveyork0]

The only time I've ever heard the man say something that rang hollow.

[nahpoli]

The best was when Beef Cake came back from his boating accident which he had severe facial reconstruction and he was in the ring and the Brain said " Oh Oh Look out a hockey game is gonna break out, we're gonna have a face off".................. that was pretty good!!

[spdutahraptor777]

i think monsoon and heenan were the best commentators in the history of WWE...no one else had the same chemistry in the announce table as they did...of course you have JR and King... but...it's like comparing stone cold with triple h....both are greats... but only one is a legend... the other one is popular

[sheamus316]

i always loved "Shawn Michaels has left the building" and monsoon shouting "will you stop".

[knightryderrwn]

I can think of only three words that would've made that clip better --

"WILL YOU STOP??"

Otherwise, classic Gorilla/Brain....they were, as far as commentators (and with all apologies to Bret "Hitman" Hart),

"The best there *is,* the best there *was,* and **THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE!!**

[bubbiesdad]

My favorite Heenan clip is probably when he dropped the F BOMB on live TV when Brian Pillman was messing with him.

[skinwalkerxxx]

God should have told that to Adam

[stevenfd123]

Bobby has yet to be replaced. He will always be the best.

[osaji922]

@stevenfd123 King was good up until they started switching it on us with stupid Michael Cole. Definitely loved Vince/Ventura, Gorilla/Brain, and J.R./King. No other team has yet to even beat the weakest of that group.

[diziamonddave]

this vid needed an "ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND?!?!?!" call me old but wwf (not E) will never be like it was when i was a kid. ever

[PIanetAndrew]

Amen Bobby

[kolfan4life]

Best commentary duo EVER.

[bikes4sale356]

Heenan and Monsoon were an amazing team.

[jaecourt]

if u want bobby heenan hilarityu...watch survivor series '93 the harts vs shawn michaels and the knights...the one liners and insults on the harts were classic

[ryjesse]

@jaecourt agreed he had so many during that match so funny, and i love bret

[malachi5102]

my favorite brain quote "A friend in need is a pest" lol..........

[elc1960]

He had a great line about midget wrestlers: "Never touch a midget! You never know where they've been!"  When he said that one on Prime Time Wrestling you could hear the crew bust out laughing.

[elc1960]

My favorite Heenan quotes ever:

1) Sir, how long have you been married? (replies) 21 years! Do you realize, if you killed her on your wedding night, you'd be out now?

2) (referring to his three plus-size "oinkettes", the Rosatti sisters) Right now, you're probably thinking, "I smell bacon cooking!" Well no, it's just hot in here and the lights are on!

Bobby is much missed on the wrestling scene, and he was a tremendously gifted man in the ring, as a manager, or on the mic.

[MemoryFoamWarehouse]

About Okerlund, "Who would listen to a man who combs his hair with a washcloth?"

[TSMontana]

Funniest thing about that is that Heenan is one of the few guys in that business who actually treated all the women in his life well, and worked hard to make that money for them.

[ThePercyPigeon1]

Hogan stinking up the main event as usual.

[johnissoevil]

I'm kinda like Heenan, only favoring faces. When Big Show knocked Mark Henry out days after injuring his ankle (the same night Bryan tried to cash in but got his victory overturned by Teddy Long), I went around claiming that Show's punch was an "accident," lmao.

[tottiballbag10]

My favourite Bobby Heenan quote "you listen to me, you go straight to the top. you dont listen to me, you're never heard from again!"

[arise212]

My favorite is during the barber shop incident where Shawn Michaels kicked Marty Jannetty and threw him head first through the window.

Bobby Heenan's reaction was: "Did you see that? Marty tried to dive through that window to escape, what an act of cowardism!!"

HAHAHAHAHA

[thadarryl]

@arise212 yes this is also My Favourite Line. What a Coward. LOL

[NyFin3st11]

@arise212 lmao hell yeah thats my favorite line from the brain

[ryjesse]

@arise212 lmao!!! bobby was so funny

[panch0bill]

best manager of all time. not even close.

[kuunami]

@panch0bill

I agree. Jimmy Hart would be second on my list.

[elc1960]

@panch0bill I agree. My top 5: Heenan, The Grand Wizard, Gary Hart, Jim Cornette, Lou Albano. All great, but Heenan was the best of the lot.

[AnimalLover1977]

@panch0bill Who is your fav manager ?

[evenmix1]

He told hulk hogan one time he could get his mom a job standing outside a doctors office making people sick .Now that's comedy

[Trance1972]

Bobby is right. With a skirt, you wind up losing your money

[93ddb]

The best announce team ever...Gorilla & The Brain

[uncl3m0key]

He's got a point there!!!

[smoothmoore27]

That's the best line in the world...

[lockoshamface]

i love this man but he has infinity times funnier lines than this one

[CreepyTheButcher]

Ok, ppl I know now im wrong.....WRONG apparently LOL. I've just heard stories about him being disrespectful to women from people who have met him when he's not in character. IDK, I still think his best skills where taking "manager bumps" in the ring not mic skills. Despite everything else I never found him particularly amusing. He used the same lame jokes all the time like how he always used to say: " I dont do (blank), I pay someone to do that" Heard it all a million times but thats just me

[CreepyTheButcher]

I'm conflicted because I always liked Heenan-Monsoon team but Heenan is such a racist, sexist d-bag. The comments he used to make about Mexican wrestlers were terrible. It sounds horrible but I always assumed he got throat cancer and got his voice F'd up as karma for all the horrible things he has said. You reap what you sow they say.

[gootchman]

@CreepyTheButcher You even watch wrestling? That's not the real bobby heenan. its an act, hes the heel announcer and said those things to get heat. get real.

[CreepyTheButcher]

@gootchman I've been watching wrestling since 1980. I realize thats how he got heat but you can do it other ways. He chose to say those things real or not. BTW saying things like he did is called "cheap heat" because it takes no skill, it's not clever and anybody can get heat with a few tasteless comments. He was very good early on. He used to take better bumps than most wrestlers he managed I'll give him credit for that. Rock was a good example of a creative heel thats why he got over so big.

[lapdoggydogg]

@CreepyTheButcher youi used rock as an example well i remember him using racist comments too about asians and was also sexist but at the end of the day they were both playing characters

[patrickedmund]

@CreepyTheButcher I'm pretty sure he said those things to portray a bad guy. That way the fans would hate him, it was his job to be the "heel".

As for your theory on Karma, and how the bad things you do in life somehow come full circle and you are struck down because of it, I have to imagine there are a lot of little kids with luekemia in the world who would disagree with you.

[britturk123]

The thing is heenan your woman would rather have the money instead of a pea brain no ?

[Champ675]

I'd rather have the woman I love than anything else in the world!

[lockoshamface]

@Champ675 though your line really is to easy to troll im gonna dive right in and call you a gaylord anyway

[Champ675]

@lockoshamface IF I KNEW WHERE YA LIVED, I'D BE OVER THERE KICKIN' YOUR ASS BOY.

[nitramletnan]

Truer words were never spoken.

[dw1985]

god bless bobby heenan....a true legend

[TheLoginlogout]

Monsoon and Heenan, What a pair!

[DJCandyManMike]

@TheLoginlogout

You can say that again!

[brocky1199]

Haha what a legend

[bigjavo36]

bobby said it before biggie, fuck bitches get money

[chriscoopdizzle]

So true.

[ThatCrazyGuy2731]

Such a true statement made by The Brain.

[RMilvae]

Anybody else notice the botch?

[ocasio81]

HELL YEA! Great quote!

[chubbylilloser]

I have lived my whole life by this quote. That is why i am a millionaire.. and can afford top notch hookers :D TY bobby i owe you EVERYTHING!!

[nbk5vb3]

you ham and eggers

[wilde1978]

what a combo those two were. the best tag team in wwf in that that time

[DaMerovingian68]

All HAIL B, ALL HAIL B!!

[choice2099]

One person is broke because of his ex.

[Naaaateee]

Booby the brain Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon always had u up and shaking awaiting for the main event!the good ol days we will never see again!



[bouzoukimania23]

hahahahahahhahahaahahah



[Branjero]

Hmm, I don't know. I rather like, "A friend in need is a pest."

[yardlet6]

@Branjero That should be his epitaph!

[domirules28]

great words from the weasel...this is what made heenan so great....

[bellefeu]

You gotta get paid before you get laid. I have to agree with Heenan.

[oldskulbhangra]

absolute legend haha!

[superlucas010578]

Altough he is funny as hell and an icon in the business , in truth he is a two faced bastard !!!

[karawugi]

@superlucas010578 wrestling for you.

[SebKnowlton]

I've had money and skirts and I'll take the money any day.



[2010sheff]

Heenan's got a point. lol

[Fanik10]

Heenan is the king of the one liners

[ThatguyNice]

Never be another like Heenan. He made wrestling that much more entertaining to watch.

[chubbylilloser]

Lmfao "Id rather have some money...than a skirt"

[Shinericky]

One of my fav Heenan quotes was when he was talking about Stu Hart yelling something to Helen, and he said "Helen, Helen! I'm damp!" I laugh my ass off every time I hear that. Survivor Series 93 I believe. One of the best color commentators and in my opinion the funniest.

[leighnassau]

:-) bobby heenan, jesse the body ventura, oh great days , when heel commontaters ruled ! and wrestling had colourful and interesting charactors that didnt need to hide behind the all pyro's and lighs (minus undertaker , of course as it fits him).

[sanjayd411]

pure gold.

[Drinapropriatetouch]

Heenan made my childhood more fun.

[TheRayDredge]

I'd rather have some money than a skirt, Because I can then buy many women !

[gengarjetty]

my favourite quote is "but which side is he on?" ROFL

[PGMEagle]

Heenan was legond

[ar4216]

LMAO!

[rogertayloRRR]

You think you could make this clip smaller?

[chewfrontta]

Great words from the WEASEL! Gotta love that man!

[wizeguy26]

to be honest lol id go with the brain on this one lol les the skirt was filthy rich lol

[cbaldwinjr]

@wizeguy26

Google Meg Whitman and see if you're still thinking that way hehe

[wizeguy26]

@cbaldwinjr not for that much money less i can wear a blindfold 24/7 or have an open marriage lol

[TVfanfanatic]

Heenan always knew how to get the best reaction out of Gorilla Monsoon. They were the greatest Broadcast team in the WWF.

[saj8]

Heenan putting his pimp hand down with that quote.

[lisaleeharpwaugh]

simply the best there was!

[cutmerock]

Best Wrestlemania ever.

[bigc1966]

I'd rather have some money than a skirt...... very true. because with money, you can have many skirts LOL

[billysings]

Talk to Bobby at his Facebook page. For real!  Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.

[flatulatingmarmoset]

I love Gorilla's response.

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

His best quote is when he calls the fans "Ham-and-eggers"

[gengarjetty]

@BlackDynamiteNYC

yeah but it's more like a phrase than a quote 

[elnorte4u]

Hahahaha. What an absolutely cracking line. The delivery and timing too was top notch!

[lemontoalime]

Heenan called Macho the King. But!... we ALL know, BIG BAD ASS BOBBY HEENAN is the KING!

[newfrickinshow]

Well, it is Bobby Heenan. You could Mad Lib that line and be right 10 times out of 10. "I'd rather have some money, than a [insert random noun here]."

[Seanatonin]

wise words from Bobby Heenan

[soccerskilj]

I know what a "Tony" is but not a "Tommy". Anyway he is brilliant and everything that he has done for Wrestling is amazing! Bobby Heenan for President!

[soccerskilj]

Bobby Heenan should be given the medal of honor for all the laughter he has given us!

[MrsWLeach]

@soccerskilj He did, apparently get a 'Tommy' award for entertainment. Not sure what a Tommy is. If anyone knows, please fill me in. Thanks.