high school ; A gradualreport

[XxxxXJediXxxxX]

I need to get one of my friends. get them o acid. the show them this. THEYLL TRIP OUT



[iTzBeAsTzZzRH]

lol i remember when u subbed my old channel asking for my help bak wen u made one of your first (and lets face it; crappy) vidoes.

The one where you was talking to a banana.

Anyways, its cool to see a guy who asked for my hel-p has blown up so fast.

[DarklightWeh]

Thumbs up if you think the comment saying school sucks, and the same comment that spelled thumbs wrong, should have less likes than that. :3 :happyfluttershy:

[GHWildcat]

That was a perfect definition of my Monday through Friday lol

[hero7787]

@00:01



[pikachubuddy]

Even our middle schhol starts at 7:30 so most people usally wakd up at 6:30 or earliear to get there on time...

[BreathInSpaceFilmz]

High-school wouldn't suck if we didn't have to do homework >:O

[blackpleg28]

So how many lines do you rail before each video? (:

[WhatMichelleLikes101]

* GRADUAL REPORT

[WhatMichelleLikes101]

ALL FANS OF DANNY LISTEN!! GO TO KING OF THE WEB . COM * NO SPACES & CREATE AN ACCOUNT THEN GO IN SEARCH AND TYPE GRADUAL THEN VOTE 10 TIMES EACH DAY :) IT TAKES ABT 5 MINS SO PLEASE IF U LOVE DANNY OR IF YOU'VE LEARNED SOMETHING FRM HIM!! #TEAMGRADUALREPORT !! :)

[smithkid1997]

hold down 5 for jizz in my pants

[SuckMyRawr]

Omg. You listed off my schedual perfectly <3

[xhead11]

press 4 again and again than stop hes a rapper

[DaRealBlubberyWalrus]

i like bakeries... they taste good

[iiidontttknoww13]

loving it lol x

[stoptalkingpleaseee]

robert kardashian + jim carrey

[zwinkyspycam1]

press number 2 while watching the vid xDD

[naturegurlpeace]

school doesnt suck, its the classes that suck

[starsammy105]

everytime i watch gradual report i get the a major headache from laughing to hard but the weird part is i enjoy the headache.... O.o

[TheMrCODbeast]

hold down 5



[meimeipandabear]

how bout you get up at around 61x and school starts at around seven.... i hate school.

[meimeipandabear]

@meimeipandabear yeah spelled that bitch wrong. *six

[MrTotallyoffthehook]

press two then 4 haha

[marmar156]

Do a video on Hollister!

[zoethetiger123]

Make a video about Jenna Marbles. :) P.S, you two would make some sexxeh/fliffing hilarious babies.

[PriorityOfVengence]

WAIT..

Thats it! make a video about how much of a prick your boss is, or, how much you hate your job.

ITS GENIUS :O

[PriorityOfVengence]

XD i love it when pissed off employees talk about their jobs, gets so fucking funny

"Hey, lets go get a divorce and take up danny's FUCKING time.."

[iFoxyFox]

I like school :D

I like learning about everything except math and science. ...

[bbhouk1]

I've gotten up at 5 am every morning since first grade, when I was 7 years old. I live on a farm, there's work to be done, and people should stop complaining about getting up at 7, because they don't know how lucky they are.

[graciify27]

is it just me or does it look like he was wearing mascara, tried to wipe it off, and its till under his eyess? i noticed thatt loll.

[PurpleRabitHD]

creature carl kicks ass!

[CrazyKitty56]

hold down 0 and u get danny doing his impression of a chiuahwah

[CosmeticTurban]

CREATURE CARL FOR THE WIN BITCHES!!!! no im just kidding...not

[girnmuffin14]

My classes are like a little over an hour long... and I'm in high school and its not that fun

[33awesomepossum]

Uhm. 7:00? I have to get up at 5:00:(

[DaWali1000]

u are crazy u know that? i like that! XD

[Megannini]

Wake up at 7? hahahahaha I wish... My school day starts at 7:25. As in I have to wake up at 6 for that shit. It's fucking awful.

[violetcherry1995]

@Megannini Same...

[TheTJPrincess]

Doont Ask Why But Yoou Look iike A Dentist PahahxD<3<3

[Swaqqiecx]

The something I am going to say is weird, but you don't know who I am so it doesn't matter : My sister said she could marry you because you are sooo funny.

[Mexena1]

hold 3 down and Danny's in pain

[msjitterbug98]

Danny, in your next video will you tell me what final sumation means?? like this so he will c it.

[horses4megan]

can u do an episode thats funnier than anything youve ever done?

[Cjcrooksable]

wow dude your soooo funny .....lol

[Gkwstarstruck1371]

Danny this is my first comment on one of your videos, i think your awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! could you do one about why cakes go stale and biscuits go soggy?? that would be awesome!!!!!!

[TheMegalucian]

thunbs up if u think school sucks

[MitsosSasuke]

FUK U GREECE IS AWESOME XD XD XD......just kiding and its not sxoaghuyvgh.....its sholio XD

[mjmegafan223]

I'm in high school and I completely agree. I hate wankers that they're not popular enough or have too much work in school. I'm probably the complete opposite of 'popular' and I don't give a shit. I can respect someone coming out that they are being treated badly but all around school is not a 6-8 hour social ball. It's for learning for fuck sake. Appreciate what you have and get the he'll over it. And by the way, I KNOW that the work is NOTHING compared to university or work or even adult life.

[Ladiesman48321]

He was born in august? what day?

[Lovedethklok]

I.....wake up at 5.....doddle till 730....go out to the bus stop...get picked up by that stupid yellow slug....driven to school, where i am a social reject, but a funny one...i admit.....and then run into the boys i like all the time and get ignored by them....or treated badly....OR BEST part.....have awkward social fopas were i look like and IDIOT and i cant let it go for a long time.....cause in my head im supposed to be this perfect thing..other wise i wont be liked :/

[TheBeverly1518]

cool im socialy reyected to but anyway im happy being the crazy horny girl of school lol

[Lovedethklok]

@TheBeverly1518 hehe same

[TheAziz51]

@TheBeverly1518 i have a girl like you stalking me

[tiarebaby]

dont mean to be rude but how do u pronounce ur last name cuz the way im readin it is Grozz-Dick.... and i just feel awful for pronouncing this way TT^TT plz dont slap me -__-;

[EUROfication]

ahahaha high school sucks soooo bad!

[TheBeverly1518]

well i dont hate school i actualy hate clases lol but i love to be joking around in school lol.

love you baby,keep doing the gradual report lol.

[gibbo1112]

If you ate eucalyptus leaves, well, lets say your asshole hates you

[MinecraftPlanetChan]

damn he's serious in this one o_o

[skullcru5her100]

lol

[caseyguitarist]

how bombs play silly games with other people in your age group 3 then 4

[BlondeBabe243]

helllooooooooooooooo

[97djole]

@BlondeBabe243 Helo

[BlondeBabe243]

@97djole heellooooooooooo

[97djole]

@97djole Sup?

[Haleyvonneable]

BALLS BALLS said the queen. if i had them, I'd be king

XDDD

[lloydrauch13]

hahaha u said fuck

[triggerhappymoron1]

"especially with my own body" haha

[runescape1sux]

I watch this to make myself feel better

[MsHamburgerpizza]

@toodlepipism tell me about it

[DenniScreams]

that last comment about the balls and queen is true...

[TheAnnHarper]

LOL! 'Be Gay!' THAT'S EPIC MAN! 

[kawaiinekinu]

aww I love highschool...

[toodlepipism]

its true. it sucks so bad... its painful.

[MsTuber2011]

"what can i say...i'm a koala" LAWLZ

[samtracker123]

@JackSamaelRevolver I do have to say Danny does have incredible brown eyes.

[cveta9]

@samtracker123 I am totally and truly in love with them!

[msbeany15]

If someone wants to say that his freaking eyes are pretty then let them :/ don't get into a fight about it jeeeeeez

[shteflfc]

sounds like a squirrel!:DD

[ShazzaWT]

lol hold down 2 and you get danny being taken over by a demon

[kaboose1994]

45 mins of class? where is this? I'm stuck in my classes for 1 hour and 35 mins U.U

[aBuZaaH]

you look scary :(

also

0:34 to 0:43

[JackSamaelRevolver]

@TrishandAsh137 Okay first, are you child or something? you have to put an exclamation point to censor the word "dick"? Whatever... and second, what does getting a life have anything to do with my statement or eye color?

[nastynash96]

I don't wanna be a leaf on a tree D: i wanna be a lemon drop!

[TheGrimoireMovement]

HAHA MASH THE NUMBER 5 REALLY FAST!

[mrsmileyface543211]

Lol Be gay xDD

[JapaneseAnya]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL

You're a lawyer?????? :O

[Dana10pearl]

What can I say? I'm a koala.

[georocks1234567890]

33 people take life to seriously

[ridiculususername]

YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!!



[Code10Unicornz]

Damn Slowmotion! <3

[boredomincalifornia]

Laugh ,drink ,be gay... last part was teh best....X3

[SalmaSparkly69]

i thought i was ur little lemon drop ='(

[TheSnowWillowsShadow]

Totally ready for highschool! BRING IT!!!

[MasterPimpKimchi]

I just started watching your videos last night and I instantly fell in love. You are too funny and incredibley smart. My new Youtube obsession<3

[abbiepieface]

33 people like high school

[Nemesis0300]

Yeah, I wish it was like this. I would love to sit and listen and learn, but what High School actually is, is a bunch of work that I could do without. They claim it's to help you remember, but it's just part of a quota they have to meet. If they want to help me remember, than they should be more enthusiastic about their lectures and stop reading me outlines from a projector. I could get a real job and make money if I didn't have the retard-homework on my back; I could learn about real work.

[coachlala1]

U should make a video of...

1. What to do when a squirrle is attacking a opossum in your bathtube...

2. What you should do the first day of your new school :)) plzzzz

[Bballuvr1]

ok so you did a lawyers intership and you're incredibly funny, you can speak serbian and english and you're HOT....marry me? :P

[candre1996]

Make a video about yourself.

[ogopogo83]

PSHHH bread is ten bazillion times better than learning about the renaissance!!

[SaoirseHeartsJedward]

Ur awesome <3 Never stop wacthing ur vids plz make a video about :) Ammmm how to eat bleach :D

[Cinderblockish]

You have pretty brown eyes <3

[JackSamaelRevolver]

@Cinderblockish You think the color of shit is pretty? My gf's eyes are brown and I can't even lie to her and say they're pretty. Not to sound like a dick but when someone has brown eyes, there's not a lot to see. People with light colored eyes like green or hazel are normally composed of multiple colors that contrast together that make their eyes really pretty... brown eyes are simple and boring...

[nastynash96]

@JackSamaelRevolver So why do you care if the lady likes Danny's brown eyes? Go be a troll somewhere else mate.

[Cinderblockish]

@nastynash96 Thaank yooou (:

[nastynash96]

@Cinderblockish You are most welcome love :)

[Cinderblockish]

@JackSamaelRevolver Ew go away..you're no fun. Oh & to your girlfriend - you should think everything about her is beautiful in the first place, what kind of boyfriend are you ?

[JackSamaelRevolver]

@Cinderblockish Pessimists and realists never claimed to be fun. I do think everything about her is beautiful. But eyes aren't one of those things I care about, I'm not that guy. I'm the kind of boyfriend who's going to tell her the truth, NOT what she wants to hear. And she's told me on several occassions that she loves that part about me, she loves that I'll tell her this shirt or those pants look like shit on her when she asks because she wants an HONEST OPINION and she does the same for me.

[Cinderblockish]

@JackSamaelRevolver Kaaaay well my HONEST OPINION about you is you're a negetive prick expressing your opinions in situations where no one gives a damn about what you think. I think he has BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES and no one needs to hear your pessimist view about it.

[JackSamaelRevolver]

@Cinderblockish Okay, and no one gives a damn about what little girls think either, but you don't hear me bitching about what people do and do not want to hear. Some of you don't want to hear my pessimistic view, and some of us don't want to hear bubble-headed optimists like you walking around vomiting sunshine.

[Cinderblockish]

@JackSamaelRevolver Lolzies all bc I said he has pretty eyes. Oh & apparently 17 people do give a damn & agree with me. Now it's not my fault you are so bored with your own life that you have to troll on youtube videos saying shit that is completely irrelavent. Oh btw I dont think 16 is consider to be a "little girl"

[JackSamaelRevolver]

@Cinderblockish Yeah, 17 people, good for you. What, there's over a million people in this country who watch youtube? 17, you're ahead of the ballgame aren't ya? I never claimed it's yer fault and I never said I'm bored with my life and you saying someone's eyes are pretty is also irrelevant... you don't have much of an arguement. If my opinion doesn't matter and my so-called trolling is irrelevant, why are you bothering with me?

[Cinderblockish]

@JackSamaelRevolver HOLY SHIT YOURE THE ONE WHO FUCKING STARTED THIS

[JackSamaelRevolver]

@Cinderblockish That's what I'm saying, jackass. If my dumb little comment doesn't matter and no one cares about it then why are you still arguing with me? At this rate, you're going to become one of those girls who calls out an asshole in a group of guys but the more of an asshole he is to you, the more attracted you are to him. So seriously, if my dick of an opinion on something doesn't matter, then stop bothering with it because you're not helping your case.

[Cinderblockish]

@JackSamaelRevolver excuse me ? Youre the one writing a novel for each one of your comments. & noo Im not attracted to assholes thank you very much.

[JackSamaelRevolver]

You're definately still a little girl. Everyone who's 16 regardless of gender thinks they're an adult and responsible but once you get to that point where your parents want you out and you finally realize how fucked the job market really is, you'll wish you could go back to 16 when everything was easy and you didn't have to worry about shit. And I don't care if you have a job at 16, once you're not living at home and you're paying your own bills then you can say you're not a little kid.

[Cinderblockish]

@JackSamaelRevolver OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE HELL UP . Everything you just said has absoluetly nothing to do with this conflict at all. Like seriously WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH "high school; A gradualreport" in any fucking way ? & Obviously im not a little girl bc youre starting unnesscary drama where it doesnt need to be then dragging it on to a point where youre talking abbout nottthinggg. Get a lifeee, maan

[bluhaire]

@JackSamaelRevolver Lol, someone is definitely on his period. Hmm, I guess you're just taking it out on people cause it's most likely that your girlfriend dumped you for being such a dickhead. It's like saying, having brown hair means someone shat on your head.

[JackSamaelRevolver]

@bluhaire Yes, I am on my period about people thinking that something as irrelevant as hair or eye color is beautiful when it is not. And I'm no dickhead to my girlfriend, I just don't compliment something I do not think is beautiful. I don't understand how hair is beautiful when it's technically a clusterfuck of dead protein-keratin strands. And there was no anger taken out on Cinderblockish, just a mindless debate we both decided to argue about because we've probably nothing better to do...

[camper147147]

HI HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH HI

[dashah9]

balls balls said the queen if i had them id b king " rofl

[freakyboy1335]

"i wanna b a nudist, i dont, well lets get a divorce and waste dannys fucking time" rofl

[TydenAdel]

I hate highschool :( Only you keep me going :D

[TheMXnation]

It's not me its you is what I used to break up with my girlfriend

[ki1ng]

I so want to be a lawer now.

[darkp00pie]

Dude thats what i been saying all my life!! =D

[heygurlhey93]

I wanna get a divorce just so I can meet Danny!!!......oh wait...I have to get married first......lol

[KookiesCartoons]

"You wake up at around seven." I'm on freaking boat to school at that time ._.

[madiehasojd]

"how often do you get to play games with people? wait im special" lol

[LazATG]

pause the video2...then press 2 ... it's fucking hillarious :P

[LazATG]

press 2 :P LOL

[LazATG]

"And you learn more math than Ainstein new when he discovered the theory of relativity " LOOOOLL it's fucking true. :P

[berlinienprincess]

*Einstein

[colnelcorn]

@Gaga702084 your name has Lady Gaga in it... if anyone is gay, it's you lol

[runescape1sux]

How do you say "i want to fuck with him" meaning "i want to mess with him" not "i want to fuck with him" meaning "i want to fuck with him"

[MutilateYOU]

I drink, thats how im getting through highschhool

[HamHrBang2]

Just press 0

[lgnstk123]

lol lucky you get to wake up at 7... i wake up at 5 30 for middle school

[RiOC18]

LOLhaircut

[rubickscube6666]

actually it goes,

Balls said the queen,I could be king if i had to,The king laughed, not because he wanted to, but because he had to

replace the word "to" with "two" and it makes sense

[Fluffyninjacutie]

WHY ARE YOU MAD T HIM FOR SAYING FUC*!? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE YOUR PROBABLY ONLY SEVEN AND NOT SUPPOST TO BE WATCHING HIS VIDEO'S. Like my brother

him: Emma, What's a condom?

WTF

[pebblebubble64]

sometimes i think that he is a lemondrop on crack...

[meganelly2000]

IMMA KOALA!!!X3

[ASherelxvo]

u remind me of dr.cox... a very very retarded version

[snowconerangel]

it sounds like hes laughing (creepily) if you hold 0!!!

[snowconerangel]

IMA KOALA!!! XD

[DeviDecay]

You forgot about all the fights, race wars, gang wars, police paroling constantly, invasion of privacy with drug searches, and sex in the bathrooms.

[joetheperformer]

weird!!!!!! my schedule is world history, science,math, physical ed, English(he says reading)...i thought that was strange how he coincidentally said those in that order...psychic Danny?

[NFVGames]

"Lough... suck.. be gay" AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[sirbestnameever]

I hade a dreem were i was a kawla o wait no i was high

[Shaylovessinging]

if u press one repeatedly it sounds like he says nigs nigs nigs nigs.....lol

[smmickie]

My best friend is named Phoebe! hahaha

[Keeby12]

Hey Danny,

Go online and find the original Greek translation for the word 'Sophmore'... it means wise fool :)



[Ipwnyouism]

repeatedly press 2 then 9.......



[Ipwnyouism]

dude keep pressing 2, it is weeeeiiiirrrrddd

[Nudgerific]

Danny can you make a video about birthdays and why they are so important? P.S. When is your birthday?

[bboo5701]

My school starts at 7:30 and the classes are 40 minutes with 3 minutes between periods. :/ mehh

[BobbyandEllen]

my classes are 1 hour

[Andrewcbld]

@BobbyandEllen mine are 1 hour 30 minutes

[colnelcorn]

... are YOU gay?

[Mshaddix2]

laugh,drink , BE GAY. haha lol ROLFMFAO

[martinadrianramos]

Fuck this, im leabing skull and aim starteeng eye vlog becoz im gowd at grammer...

[soccergurl4life0308]

I wake up at 7:15, get to school at 8:25 and have different schedule everyday :)

[polly10022]

I have 1 loong class for 2 hours, the rest are like 1 hour and not 45 minutes. Btw, we love you!!

[superkitten211]

ahhh hes staring into my soul and he scares me ahhhhh

[TheComputerNerd6622]

My Classes are 55 minutes each... :)

[Yokochi12]

i wake up at 5 30 mwahahahahahaha oh wait no that sucks

[ShaeRox98]

My classes are 1 hour and 20 minutes....... You guys get it lucky

[kittenchowpooky7]

MY CLASSES ARE 90 MINUTES!

[agentHOTTIEMAN1]

why the fuck hasnt this guy got his own tv episodes

[TheEquinoxable]

My classes are 3 hours... only two classes a day.

[coloterea97]

45 minutes?!? What the hell?!? My classes are 88 minutes!!

[whereepurpleereignss]

dude, why in the world did it take me s long to discover this channel!?!

[iL0veSurvivor]

Ur My Koala<3

[AandRlifetimeregrets]

hey im learning about how bonds are created :D lol i love your vids your awesome