Sebastian - "The TJ Maxx Nightmare" - DVD available now

[RobbyRogue]

This guy is absolutely freaking hilarious - check out his new special What's Wrong With People - non-stop laughs, brilliant stuff.

[Pitchingkid25]

lolololol oh my god. i work there. so. freaking. accurate.

[thefatman69dude]

most accurate depiction of the store ever

[baczekj]

Basically what they told me during my job interview.

[jayandjayful]

Bwn naaa

[s0m31el5e]

i too work there...my manager is the one that told me to look this up! ^.^

[solodolo1994]

LMFAO!!! Its soooooooooo true!!!!

[ODBHero1]

The Button? Wasn't even there.

[mariat08]

"I thought I walked into downtown Beirut" !:-P

[sweetpea101506]

I work at TJ's too and it's so true! You clean up your department and come back in 5 minutes and it's trashed again.

[lwillis93]

I work at TJ Maxx. I get so pissed off everyday about exactly what he's talking about! Funny stuff.

[gioleo71]

This guy is sooo funny - he is so right about this store!

[nicholebeachblue]

and yes it sucks to work there!!!!!

[nicholebeachblue]

Never ceases to amaze me, Just as several other posts i used to work there also, I never will understand how this company actually stays is business let alone professes to be the #1 company of discount merchandise in the US. If the customers would step up and complain about the situation they might pay attention. The issue is the complete lack of sufficent payroll that these stores are given and then beating the management into the ground when the store looks like s!@#.

[goldiebee19]

He told this same joke, but with Ross Dress For Less.

[dina81]

Omg... I died at the part where he said "This isn't my size!" and then threw it like a bomb... hahaha

[Andrewsaxamophone]

Fuck TJ Maxx! Worse job I've ever had. Fuck you Puleo!

[PinkPANDA64]

Oh my God, yes! I work at TJs...I hate it soooo much! He's so right!

[mnm8605]

LOL. That is so true ... I work at TJ Maxx. Everything he says is so true. And cheap prices? Only if it's marked down.

[stop08it]

@mnm8605 I think it's definitely more typical of Ross, the management at the top does not even CARE anymore ahhaha

[MsSweetgreek]

Do a comedy act how stupid people are.

[mariat08]

Sebastian is hilarious!:) Love him!

[hyeeyez]

so im in the store shopping lmaaooo <333333

[thewhitegirlblues]

He did the exact same hing about ross. same lines and everything. still funny.

[szqsk8]

@floeticdeath - I forgot about Marshall's! That place is really bad. Went their for a mirror and the housewares dept looked like a tornado went through it. This was like 10:30 in the morning too. I never heard of Bell's. What kind of store is it?

[szqsk8]

Seems like TJ, Ross, K-Mart stores are all messy. Especially shoes. Good luck getting a complete pair of shoes in that dept. Shoes all over the floor, mixed willy-nilly. It seems like the stores tolerate customers doing that so that encourages people being pigs. Try pulling that at Nordstrom or Macys and see what happens.

[floeticdeath]

@szqsk8 bells, marshall same shit too

[XFS540]

lol I love the bit that he does about K-Mart

[Americanabeille]

I work at T. J. Maxx and I always wonder if the customers throw things around, too.

[reconelement]

This was funny when it was "Ross For Less" on the Wild West Comedy Show... way earlier. It sounds funny until you hear it again with a different store name.

[dencin97]

funny shit! i couldn't stop laughing. this guy is fn funny

[simbad909]

this is the funniest.. he does this .. sooo perfect.. lmaoooooooooo

[DubyaTeeEff]

He said the same exact thing with his Ross for Less joke...

[egarza86]

this guy is hilarious!!

[AutumnSodomy]

The 15 people who disliked this video are probably apart of corporate

[R1PpimpC]

CK, boxer briefs... for 39 cents???

[Hilaryhater221]

i work at this place... and customers DO just basically throw stuff all over the place.

[ggundampilot]

what makes is fuunny as shit is that its true...



[oliviaengel]

i want to marry him.

[yumyumluckycharms]

@oliviaengel lol... im a straight guy, and I would too. Awkward? Yes.... very... lol

[yaboysix]

i swear this cat is so funny.i saw him on comedy cental,and had to check him out

[akim202]

Every TJ Maxx in the country is the same!! XP

[AmanOU2be]

@akim202

Not really. Ours are decent. Not like he is describing.

[queerveganliberal]

Worked at Tj Maxx for three years. Best description of the place ever!

[oe]

LOL i work at tjmaxx, man it was a mess but my mad skills made fucking clean, im so good.

[theSHEPHARDproject]

lol this is true but im thinknig more or Value City

[bdiddy3979]

i worked at tj's when i was 16 and everything he said is absolutely 100% true

[FromSouthforkTexas]

catch this guy in a half hour special on comedy central on friday july 23 at 11:30 P.M.

[astrosdude91]

Actually, a set of forks for thirty nine cents is a really good deal! This bit is sooo true! Both Ross and TJ Maxx are the same story.

[xlitaxx]

wtf thats not even the same joke he told on the wild west show.he said the exact same thing save for the part that it was ross!!!!

[crystalheart47]

a set of forks O.o lolza XD

[twista200317]

its cause the people the own these companies dont hire enough people and dont pay shyt but yet want you to bust ur ass for what lil team members n pay they give you. ex employer for tj maxx

[xXdrew123Xx]

HAHA!!!

" Boxer briefs for 39 cents... i took the gamble brought it home... its a set of forks!"

HAHA!!!

[Kingdom007Hearts]

oh god finally some one brought this up. i couldnt stop laughing for 3 minutes

[gjsancho23]

as a tjmaxx employee i was laughing soooooo freaking hard watching this. this is what i think everyday as i have to clean up the mess. one shoe on the top shelf and the other shoe in the toy section acrosss the store! lol. WHHHHYYYYY???

[Z101007]

anybody know wat the name of the DVD is gonna be??????

thx...

[FromSouthforkTexas]

@Z101007 the name of the dvd is 'SEBASTIAN LIVE.'

[szqsk8]

I totally forgot the bit about Faith, the two-legged dog. It's so hilarious!! Hope that vid gets posted.

[KatieMcEntire]

The first time I watched this, I laughed until there were tears pouring down my face. I was dying. So epic :D The thing about the two-legged dog was brilliant.

[O2BCool]

Same deal at Burlington Coat Factory in Buffalo on Friday when we were there; I thought of this sketch and laughed 'till I cried while we walked through that nightmare!

[conterooski]

a set of forks hahahahaah

[whoeckum]

@conterooski for 39 cent. lol

[DeSean36099]

this guy is hilarious

[szqsk8]

If forks were in the underwear box, I wonder where the CK boxer briefs are?

[ocnlvr]

Luckily, the TJ Maxx I worked in wasn't a warzone because our managers wouldn't stand for a messy store. But I can sympathize with finding odd items in Housewares (or anywhere in the store).

[szqsk8]

Marshall's and TJ Maxx are similer I think. Both places seem to have stuff just "tossed around" every place in the store. Doesn't say much for their clientele; I wonder if those same shoppers just throw stuff around their own homes as well?

[a352316]

That is funny

[nikki1723]

I work at TJMaxx. F*** that place. he is dead on!!

[nostopsnopurgatory]

@nikki1723 Which one do you work at? I work at a TJmaxx too!

[nikki1723]

@nostopsnopurgatory I worked at the one in rotterdam new york. I quit since then lol

[depeche609]

so true!!! haha

[TiaNelson1999]

Too funny. I've never seen a TJ Maxx this bad but I'm sure there are some shoppers gone wild. Maybe that could be a topic. :)

[musulmana88]

I love my job. Ha.. so funny..

[aguilanthony]

Wait wat ? This is line by line, exactly like his bit on Ross, just replace TJ maxx with ross.

[simbaricoproductions]

aguilanthony: ur right, exactly line for line on his ross bit, thats really weird

[JimenezLeon]

@simbaricoproductions it's the same kind of store so the joke still works.

[j26methead]

its  basically the same place

[JFRA316]

TJ Maxx is a joke. I bought pants with the wrong size on them. The coats dont have zippers. How the world am i supposed to stay dry, WITH NO ZIPPER!!!.

[mysteryguy5000]

i work at Ross, and he makes the same jokes for TJ max that he did for ross... totally agree. customers are rude!! it's not the associates fault. we can't keep up

[Sleepyhollow987]

ok....i work at tjs, and i totally agreee with this man, we close at 9:30 and we're there till 11:30 picking shit up. it's ridiculous. sooo glad i'm transfering to marshalls.

[TrueCall]

I don't think Marshalls is that much better than TJ in that respect.

[4cellar2door0]

Yeah, Ross is 10x worse than TJ.

I'll actually go to tj maxx.

However, i'm pretty sure they just give you aids as you walk in the door of Ross so DO NOT WANT.

[sargentcooper]

it's not as funny using TJ MAXX - because ross is SO bad - TJ is usually clean!

[skittles3711]

amen!

[chrissonicamy]

hahahahahahaha he must've been to one in the ghettos or something. those are how they look like in my neighborhood. but you have to go to one's that are in the polish/italian/other white neighborhood to find one that is clean.

[MiaColada]

I dont live in the ghetto and mines is the same way lmaoo this is soo true

[DCNCIDER]

Yep TJmaxx, they do look like a bomb when off in them. Most comedians do the same jokes for a few shows, which they reword or rework. Dave Chappelle did that a few times in his earlier stand up shows. Killing them softly for example.

[livelaughlovek21]

okay ROSS.

[Nnate44]

ive been this guy live, he does use a lot of the same jokes.

but he is hilarious

[dmjinc]

I'm surprised at the comments. They're either or. Theres no in the middle. Maybe you have to not have been in the stores to see the humor in the delivery.

[sebastiancomedy1]

Ross is not a nationwide store. Have to change the store when I'm in a state that doesn't have Ross...

[WoWBronxe]

Stolen from brian regan...?

Yea.

[WoWBronxe]

He must have cought crap from Ross because he did this standup to Ross....same exact words.....2 years ago. After that Ross senior management spent thousands cleaning up stores. This was a public relations nightmare for Ross. I actually think TJ Maxx is dubbed in for Ross in a voice over.

TJ Maxx is a muct better shopping experience.

[Angusrocks4u]

ya i jus watched it on tv an he said ross than this said tj maxx i was confused as fuck.

[mariahrose210]

i noticed that too. he recycled a couple of jokes.

[Mingzhuyan88]

a couple of jokes? He just went line by line..replaced ross with Tjmaxx.

[aus1121]

lol...I'm one of those TJ Maxx cheap asses. Hes so right

[betonyrose123]

lmao mostly the same with Ross, love this man.

[muhandx29]

What the hell? He used the very same words for Ross!

[ListerineFresh]

Not all cities have TJ Maxx so he has to find out which store like TJ Maxx is in the area so people know what he's talking about.

[stupidguyaabbcc]

ya its his joke lol. a lot of comics re-use their jokes

[Macaronisloronis]

yea, kinda took off the humor out of this one. Ross is so much better, because Ross literally has everything in the floor! :)

[bappletree]

Love it!

[nighthawk117b7]

love this one

[PunkInDrublic77]

And also a box of Calvin Klein boxers for 39 cents?! I need to go shopping with this guy! Jeez!

[masterkrono]

So you can get a box of forks too?

[PunkInDrublic77]

On Wild West Comedy Show it's about Ross'! Either way this is soooo funny!!

[ForgottenSoul700]

It's always the cheap stores like TJ Maxx that always in ruins. Man, he was spot on with that one

[ThaDon419]

i used to 2 work at fuckin marshells i fuckin hated the customers, sometimes they would fill up the carts with random shit and then leave the cart some where and then i got stuck with putting the shit back, im mean who the fuck does shit like that?

[vintagewannabe94]

In England we call it TK Max but it's same way he described TJ Maxx.

That was funny.

[onceuponadream24]

omg thats exactly how it is!

[fearfulfilms]

LMAOOO i work at T.J MAXX customers r like savages!!! hahaha

[coast2coast8306]

@fearfulfilms ME TOO!!! ha ha ha and yeah they are + they want everything for free. "is this on clearance?"FML

[princehillanbrand9]

Ross and TJ Maxx ARE nightmares. Ross is a smaller copy of Marshall's. Sebastian is hilarious.

[spitaliricanmami]

i work at marshalls n it pisses me the fuck off i never find anything there ppl ask me im like look ur guess is as good as mine

[fratboyfrat]

A set of forks for 39 cents? What a steal!

[icedpinkcupcake]

Lol he says the EXACT same thing about Ross Dress For Less - lol - but it's funny none the less

[joseawesomo]

i was just gonna say that. but yeah its still good.

[Sprinter11dude]

he is the best

[AiLoveMusic]

I watched this on TV and I could have sworn he said Ross Dress For Less.

Hilarious either way!

[GreenPimpHat]

Me too. He did. Comedians sometimes switch up their acts a little. They use the same jokes when they go on a tour so I guess they like to spice it up. Not like it makes a difference, both stores are like that. Hahah.

[rockstar5596]

I heard that 2. He's on tour and they don't have Ross Dress For Less where he is in this act so he changes it up for the locals to find it funny.

[LifethruMusic21]

Sebastian Maniscalco speaks the truth...in a very relentless and entertaining kind of comedic release. His new stand-up, What Were You Thinking, describes adventures that seem to capture the humorous side to every awkward social experience! Check it out on Comedy Central, or grab the DVD special in stores!! =)

[AAHATALKINGMUFFIN]

I work at T.J. Maxx. This is so true.

[MCRisLIFE]

hey this is not my size... *throws*

[DPx111]

is this guy new ?

[cyanraider]

he looks like Ben Stiller from night at the museum

[xEpicsoldier]

LOL!

yea, he does! XD

[kissmablaekaess87]

obvoiusly he has never been to Beirut...It is one of the most amazing cities in the world

[williamwhitley8]

haha funny ass dud

[winglessxxx]

I love this guy right here!

<3

[superguba]

nice!

[Patryck82]

says the same thing about ROSS FOR LESS...same exact bit!

[hammer231984]

...it's the same joke... its interchangeable..... did you think comedians only told jokes once??

[hammer231984]

I hope this guy is in Montreal for comedy fest. He just kills

[ExpertDanny14]

dude i almost died there... twice. but its good to laugh every once in a while :P (your lebanese ??? )

[triXz7]

ya right you almost died i am lebanese

[ExpertDanny14]

i thought he was funny... until he made fun of beirut !! :| ( im lebanese :@ )

[Chrispolowater]

Who cares. We love to laugh at the expense of others, but god forbid anyone makes fun of us.

[thorobredfan]

I think he is great!! He talks about real stuff.

[Vgiella99]

this guy is the MAN of all time..i've never laughed harder in my life !!!

[Hoodie94]

FUNNIEST GUY IN THE WORLD

[SpeedyStorm]

It's how he says the stuff that just splits my sides

[PsPmax85]

oh this is not my size *throw*

[Doveboy411]

he uses these jokes in every show :(

[waiter4hire]

this guy is great...

[klery83]

really funny.hahahaha

[stupidguyaabbcc]

whats the DVD's name?

[gaithy07]

his DVD is called Sebastian live

[Southendzone9]

lmfao

[hodgetwins]

too funny!!

[aniixbaby]

LMAO i love the part when he throws it! LOLL.

[phonegin]

hes exxagerating

but if you work there

you can relate.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[KipSP]

this guy is my 7th grade english teachers brother, no lie

[nucca3000]

tj max and ross are like this foreal

[iFishaPrise]

lol i kno

[masterstghm]

It's funny if you shop at T.J. Maxx or work there.

[iFishaPrise]

lol toys and shit on the floor

[burnbabyyburn]

he used this talking about ross dress for less

[MoltenPlastic]

Never been to TJ Maxx, but I did find this quite funny.

[T0TSZCRUSZ05]

L0lSz it WASz fUNny!!

[Lilgd23]

not funny

[tkxg]

its true... lol

[CollarShirtShawty]

i didnt lol.

[OnPointNow]

THis guy is absolutely hilarious...and I love his delivery

[Celebustar]

Lol its funny if you've been there i guess

[geostillo78]

"got home and opened the box...it was a set of forks." ----that shit is funny!!!!

[amiee1and2]

yeah It is crazy in there. Stuff is everywhere, But I can't get into his delivery. Not the funniest guy around.

[zzzzaah]

its sorta funny if you have been to TJ Max

[CTUSI84]

his crowd was mixed, i seen 1 asian guy. LOL he was eh. like Disney Channel funny - sorry dude.

[LESPAULLUVER]

he already used this joke... WORD-FOR-WORD... except it was ariginally for Ross Dress for Less

[luvamymcfly]

oh ship really? :S

[masterstghm]

Well, that does describe both of those stores.

[FallenLovesX]

dude... get better or get lost

[Sikdawg3]

not funny

[fito192rex192]

dont get it

[ryangoring]

not fucking funny.

anyone ever realize that when you have a white comedian doing stand up, all to almost the whole crowd is white????

but i see when a black comedian does stand up the crowd is mixed?????